"Adventure, excitment, a jedi craves not these things" silent bob (Mallrats)
"We're all under bridges with dirty waters, but at least it's calm under the waters." Leigha Marny
"Practice safe sex...go screw yourself" Eric Jones
"Stay undefeated, don't compete." saw it on a shirt
"It's such a waste to be wasted in the first place, I want to taste the taste of common grace to meditate on the warmest dream and when I walk alone I listen to our sectet theme" Chili Peppers
"Tomorrow's a mystery,yesterday is history, and today is a gift: that's why they call it the present."
"Only once one's freedom found, one finds onself more truly bound"
"No matter how dirty your underwear get's, you can always wash them." A.J.
"This girl I know choked because she didn't chew before she swallowed" Tog
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. "
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. "
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. "
- Yoda
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
"Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together."
"I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw."
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting."
"I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"You judged, you've doubted, but here I am, with your souls in my hands" - Paulie Newton