Elf Help (SB/OB)

Elf Help

Author: kevswitchau

Pairing: SB/OB (implied)

Genre: RPS, drabble (100 words)

Rating: G

Warnings: none

Disclaimer: Only in my mind.

“Jesus Bean, you’re uncoordinated.”

“Fuck you Elf.” This muttered through clenched teeth.

“Just hold your paddle and push through the water ....see?”

“At the risk of repeating myself, fuck you!”

Orlie flashed him that grin. That grin he felt right down to his balls. “And you have a one track mind.”

Sean tried again, scooting the boat in the wrong direction. Orlie rowed gently alongside.

“Want some help?”

Sean put down his oar and pulled the boats together.

“Come on then.”

Orlando stood and leapt nimbly into the other boat.

“Here,” smiled Orlie, picking up the oar. “Let me show you.”

Kevswitchau 2002