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Tora's Anime Temple The Inuyasha Chibi Madhouse of Doom By. Tora_Kat The Inuyasha Crew I provided Inuyasha and the crew with houses. They are equipped with all the essentials and a few things for fun. They're not incredibly expensive houses but they are modern enough to have certain necessities. Here is who in which house. House 1: Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippou, Miroku, Sango, Kilala, Myoga House 2: Kikyo House 3: Naraku and these strange people (we have no clue who they are yet) House 4: Sesshoumaru, Rin, Jaken House 5: Kouga and some other people (this is an option house so Kouga can either be kicked out by the end of the series or more people can move in with him. Same goes with Kikyo, though it seems that nobody really wants to so we're thinking of just letting her be alone) It's been thirty minutes since they moved in. House 1 Inuyasha was on the couch watching an infomercial about flea spray that was scaring him. (Well actually he desperately wanted to see what else was on the 'noise and picture box' but didn't know what a remote was'). Kagome was in the laundry room, trying to wash her clothes. Shippou and Kilala was trying to figure out why he could see the back yard and yet they kept slamming into an 'invisible' smooth wall every time they tried to get out. (They had been slamming into the 'invisible wall' for the past half-hour) Miroku was trapped in the closet. (Nobody knows why) Sango is in the bathroom. (Considering the fact that she's been in there for the past twenty minutes we assume that she locked the door and has no clue how to get out) Suddenly the door slams open and Kikyo bursts into the room, holding a video camera. "Look! Look what I found in my house!" Inuyasha looks up, relieved to be getting away from the flea pictures. (He's mistaken the black dots on the couch as fleas and started smashing up the couch screaming something about being eaten alive) "What's that?" Inuyasha asks, drawing his sword. "I don't know, really." Kikyo presses a button and the camera suddenly made a small pinging noise and turns on. "What happened? What's that noice? Where's is coming from?" Inuyasha starts to run towards the backyard (he could clearly see it) then smashes into something. "What the f*** is this?" He yelped, rubbing his nose. "Oh my gosh! Inuyasha! Looky! Looky! I can see you!" Inuyasha looks around and sees Kikyo pointing the video camera directly at him. "Don't point that at me! It might be dangerous!" "Look! I can see you! This is fun! Hee hee hee! Now I can look at you from this little square thing! Hee hee." "GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M CLOSTRAPHOBIC!" Miroku is trying to break out of the closet, not realizing how to use the handle. Kagome comes out of the laundry room to see what was going on. "What the?" "Help Kagome! The closet's talking and Kikyo is pointing a thing at me!" "Hee hee hee! I can seeeeeeeeeeee yooooouuuuuu Inuyashaaaaaaaaaa!" "Kikyo! Put the video camera down!" "The what?" "The thing in your hand!" "No! I can see Inu...HEY! WHERE'D HE GO!" Kikyo starts moving the camera around. "COME ON! SHOW ME INUYASHA AGAIN! D*** THIS STUPID THING!" "Hey! Miroku is that you?" Kagome starts knocking at the door. "AHH! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" "Uh...Miroku, you could just turn the handle..." "A wa?" "Grr...Inuyasha! Get Miroku out of there!" "Ookie Dokie!" Inuyasha smashes through the door. "INUYASHA! I CAN SEE YOU AGAIN!" "You nearly smashed me you b*****!" "Well soooory! I just happened to be saving you!" Myoga jumps onto Inuyasha's shoulder. "Good day Lord Inuyasha." "AHHHHH! A FLEA! GET HIM AWAY! GET HIM AWAY!" Inuyasha starts clawing at his shoulder, trying to get Myoga off. "Shippou what are you doing?" Shippou was slamming his head on the 'invisible' wall and kept screaming every time cracks formed on the 'air' and then would start pounding on the glass, very hard. "I'm destroying the air! HA HA HA HA HA!" Kouga bursts through the door and starts prancing around the room, wearing green tights and singing the Barney song, while throwing chocolate to everyone in the room. He kept going to Kagome and singing, 'I love you, you love me', and then going to Inuyasha singing 'we can be a happy family!', and then would go to Kikyo saying 'with a great big hug', and would hug her then ran towards Miroku 'and a kiss from me to you' in which time Kouga would kiss Miroku (making Miroku feint), and then he would run to the top of the stairs and yell (still throwing chocolates) 'won't you say you love me too!' then he would run around repeated everything he just did. (It seems he has a never-ending chocolate supply) Okay this is what's going on at the moment. Inuyasha: Is standing in the closet, slashing at his own shoulder, not realizing that Myoga was on the other shoulder, while trampling Miroku. Miroku: He's feinted on the closet floor because Kouga kissed him and is being trampled. He's still inside the closet. Kagome: Is trying to stop Shippou from getting brain damage. Shippou: Is getting brain damage. Kilala: Sitting in a corner, watching. Kikyo: Watching Inuyasha and fiddling with the buttons on the ca-mer-uh. Kouga: Singing the Barney Song, while throwing chocolates at people, while wearing green tights. Sango: There is no trace of Sango at this time. Kouga suddenly dashes forward and grabs Miroku by the wrist and pulls him out of the closet. He has a drunken grin on his face as he tried to wake up Miroku. “MIROKU! Wakey wakey! Oh! This’ll *hick* wake you up!” Kouga suddenly kissed Miroku on the lips. Miroku awoke instantly and ran for it. “GET AWAY!” “Miroku! COME BACK!” Miroku runs into the kitchen while Kouga follows. Shippou has finally broken through the ‘invisible’ wall and is running around in a circle cackling something about having broken the air and now the world was doomed. His tongue was drooped out of his mouth and his eyes rolled as he laughed. Kagome is trying to calm him down but every time Shippou threatens to bite her. Inuyasha has finally managed to calm down but then starts to waver on his feet from loosing so much blood. Myoga thinks it safer is he hops over to House 4 for a while. Sango is still missing. As soon as Miroku stepped foot in the kitchen he was stuck inside something that felt like cold green Jell-O. Miroku tried to yell out but got Jell-O inside his mouth instead. He thought he was going to suffocate, not able to breath with the Jell-O everywhere. Suddenly Kouga opened the door and screamed. A bright white light filled the kitchen and Kouga had to fling himself to the ground to shield himself. When the light died down a giant, black haired, green Jell-O monster with prayer beads wrapped around a certain black spot on its chest was towering over Kouga. Miroku seemed to have fused with the Jell-O. The Jell-O Miroku monster thingy storms into the living room. It has Kouga in its ‘mouth’ and Kouga is sobbing. Inuyasha screams and smashes through the ‘invisible’ wall and scaled the tree in the backyard yelling something about it working for the fleas. Kagome had picked up Shippou, who was babbling like an idiot, and ran to the safest place of all, for a human that is. The bathroom! Kouga is still sobbing, crying something about his dear Miroku being imprisoned and he needed a drink. Kikyo was filming the giant Jell-O monster, without even realizing it. Suddenly the door burst open and Sesshoumaru walked in, followed by Rin and Jaken. Jaken screams when he sees the Jell-O monster and hides behind Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru unsheathes Tenseiga and races towards the Jell-O monster. Kouga, who had been spit out a while ago, rammed into Sesshoumaru. “NO! YOU CAN’T KILL MY LIKLE MIROKU! NOOOOOO!” Sesshoumaru pushes his off but Kouga grabs Rin and takes a knife from thin air and puts it to her throat. “YOU GO ANY NEARER TO MY BELOVED MIROKU AND I KILL THE GIRL! HA HA HA! NOT SUCH A TOUGH GUY ANYMORE ARE YOU!? HUH? HUH!” Sesshoumaru glanced back. “Jaken. Deal with him please.” He said in his usual quiet voice. Jaken raises his staff as he starts to cackle insanely and a burst of fire engulfs both Kouga and Rin. Sesshoumaru immediately looses his cool. “JAKEN! HOW DARE YOU KILL RIN…AGAIN! YOU KNOW I HATE HAVING TO REVIVE PEOPLE! ESPECIELLY THE PEOPLE WHO I ALREADY HAD TO REVIVE! THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD! SO THEY’RE HARDER TO BRING BACK! YOU IDIOT! JAKEN! YOU WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR THIS!” Jaken started doing low bows in a quick manor. “OH! Please, Master Sesshoumaru! Please! Forgive me! I didn’t mean to! The last time I killed her it was only because she was getting into the cookie jar again!” “SO!? THAT IS STILL NO EXCUSE! YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST DRAWN HER AWAY! PUNISH HER! IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU!” “NO! Please don’t be angry!” “TOO LATE! I’M ALREADY ANGRY! JAKEN! I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO JUST—“ Suddenly the giant Jell-O monster swallowed up Jaken, Rin, and Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru used his sword and started slashing at it from the inside. Since Tensuiga is the sword of healing the giant glob of Jell-O and Miroku slowly fell apart. The two were almost completely separated when Koga suddenly ran forward. “MIROKU! YOUR ALIVE!” Koga hugged him but was instantly drowned inside the Jell-O. Since Miroku and the Jell-O weren’t completely separated Miroku turned back into the Jell-O monster, but this time Koga, too, was fused. Now there was a giant, green, Jell-O monster with long black hair (like Koga’s), a large black hole around the chest area sealed by prayer beads, and it seemed to have a strange odor of lime, clean clothes, clay, and sweat. The smell hit the whole house making everyone feel as if they wanted to throw up. Okay here is another review of what is going on here. Inuyasha: Is still in the tree hiding from the Jell-O monster fusion thingy. He is convinced that the Jell-O is working for the fleas and was going to capture them all and then feed them to its Flea King. Kagome: Is clutching Shippou so close to her that Shippou is nearly suffocating, inside the bathroom. ( Note: This is the same bathroom that Sango disappeared in) Shippou: Is being clutched by Kagome, trying desperately to get air. Shippou keeps muttering something about how the air was broken and since he broke it he was being punished by not getting any. Kikyo: She had finally come to her senses and ran off (with the video camera still on) into the garden and climbed the tree to be with Inuyasha. Miroku: Fused with the Jell-O and Koga Koga: Fused with the Jell-O and Miroku (Koga: Yay! :3) Sango: Still hasn’t been seen. Sesshoumaru: Is hiding in the garage so he could try to revive Rin. (It’s more difficult when they already have died…several times) Jaken: Tied by a rope and is dangling from the ceiling in front of the Jell-O monster, courtesy of Sesshoumaru. The Jell-O monster ignored Jaken. (Muttering something about being to fatty) The Jell-O monster started heading towards the bathroom when Kagome suddenly burst out and ran for the tree where Inuyasha and Kikyo were hiding. When she climbed up the tree the Jell-O monster followed. (Though, every slowly since it was very large and made of heavy Jell-O) “Look what you’ve done! You’re leading it here!” Kikyo hissed. “Do something to distract it!” “Fine!” Kagome snapped and pushed Inuyasha out of the tree, right in front of the Jell-O monster. Inuyasha realized his sword was still in the tree. “Kagome! Throw down my sword!” “NO! You’re body will be a nice snack for the Jell-O monster! I never loved you! I only pretended to like you because I needed you to defeat the demons with Shikon Jewel shards! But now, I think you’ll be better suited for this!” “Hey! You can’t do that! I’m supposed to take Inuyasha to Hell with me!” Kikyo cried out, trying to throw the video camera at Kagome but Kagome dodged it. Kagome killed Kikyo and laughed. “HEY! Ka…Kagome! Why…why did you kill Kikyo!?” “I would have done it in the end. I wanted you to get the Shikon Jewel for me. Then when I got it I would make myself all powerful ruler! And then I would like be able to get that totally cool dress I saw and also that super tight blouse oh! It was like so cool!” ,br> “But everyone knows that a Queen needs a King!” Inuyasha says desperately as the Jell-O monster was right in front of Inuyasha. “Hmm…well there’s always Koga, or Hoji-kun! Yeah! Who ever said you were special?" “AH! Kagome! Save me!” Inuyasha was being swallowed by the Jell-O monster. “I’LL SAVE YOU INUYASHA!” Myoga was back and was holding the Tensuiga (Which is a pretty funny sight considering how small he is) and was running after Inuyasha. Close by Sesshoumaru was running after Myoga. “Acursed flea! Come back with my sword!” “Dum duh duh dum!” Myoga sang and slashed the Jell-O monster. Suddenly the Tensuiga shattered into a million pieces. The Jell-O monster returned to being Jell-O and Koga and Miroku were (sticky) all right. Inuyasha was stuck in a large block of Jell-O that was as hard as a rock. Kagome was laughing at Inuyasha. Kikyo was dead. Shippou was stuck in the branches of the tree. Suddenly Sango popped up out of nowhere and yelled ‘I’m FREE!’ then disappeared again. Kagome raced forward and grabbed Koga’s hands. “Koga! Will you be my boyfriend?” “I am sorry, Lady Kagome but I found a true love. Miroku.” Miroku yelped and tried to get away but Koga grabbed him and hugged him so tight he couldn’t move. “Help me!” Miroku gasped at Kagome. “Well at least I have Hoji-kun.” The phone rang. “Hello? OH! Hoji! What? You’re dumping me!? But…but…HEY! DON’T HANG UP ON ME!” Kagome got so mad she hopped the fence then ran off so fast that you couldn’t even see her running. Inuyasha finally managed to get out of the Jell-O. Koga was fiddling with Miroku’s hand when suddenly the wind tunnel was released and Inuyasha was swept in before Miroku could close it. It turns out that Miroku’s wind tunnel leads to a land of cows and milkshakes. Inuyasha was floating in the air trying to reach the milkshakes but couldn’t get to one. The cows all started mooing…the mooing grew louder, and louder. Inuyasha howled in annoyance then suddenly found himself turned into a sheep dog. The milkshakes hung over his head as Inuyasha sheep dog tried to reach them. “Now look what you’ve done!” Miroku yelled at Koga. “Now Inuyasha is gone forever!” “FINE! If you liked Inuyasha better than you like me than this relationship is over!” “We were never in a relationship to start with!” Miroku yelled. Koga screamed and started sobbing. He ran out of the back door and out into the street, crying. Soon Animal Control showed up and shipped Koga away to an experimental lab where they were going to run test on him. Suddenly Sango appeared again and shouted. “HELP!” then disappeared again. “Sango!? Where are you?” Miroku called, running around the house. Sesshoumaru was stepping on Myoga because he broke his sword. Suddenly the whole house went dark and red eyes glowed in a corner. The lights flashed back on and everyone was gone. There was complete silence. Suddenly Naraku flung open the door and crashed into the house. He jumped to his feet and pointed at the tree and shouted. “INUYASH! I HAVE COME TO DESTROY…you?” Naraku looked around the room and only found Shippou (who somehow managed out of the tree) and Kilala sitting in a corner. “HEY! WHERE’S INUYASHA?! I SPEND 30 DAMN MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN THE DOOR AND I FIND THIS PLACE EMPTY!? Shippou starts cackling insanely. “They all went to the land of the cows.” He said, his eyes glowing red and his tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth, pointy teeth growing pointier. The whole room went dark and Naraku was gone…. We managed to get the video that Kikyo took and used this as evidence that Kilala is an evil demon set on destroying everything and anything but the judge said she was just too cute and let her free. Shippou and Kilala are now destroying stuff and eating meat and nachos. Mmm…nachos. *The room goes dark* ~End!

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