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Tora's Anime Temple Inuyasha Hood By. Tora_Kat Cast Narrator: Sango Person who points of things: Myoga Robin Hood-Inuyasha (Uh...not really a robin but oh well) Maid Marian-Kagome (I hope I spelled that right) Little John-Shippou (this time he really is Little) Will Scarlet-Miroku (okay…this is weird…) The Sheriff-Sesshoumaru (only because he's not the main villain) Prince John-Naraku (well he is using the body of a prince) Scene 1 Inuyasha Hood Meets Little Shippou Sango: Inuyasha Hood needed to get to town to save Maid Kagome from this evil demon. He found that the quickest way was through the forest. He found that a river blocked his way to town. “Cut!” Inuyasha: Wait. Why can’t I just fly to this town to save Kagome? Miss Bookworm: Because Robin Hood can’t fly! Inuyasha: Well why not? Miss Bookworm: One, because I said so and two, because it said he couldn’t fly in the book. Inuyasha: Well why should I do what you say? Miss Bookworm: Because I’m the director! Inuyasha: Then why doesn’t it say Director on your name tag? Miss Bookworm: Just shut up and go back to work Inuyasha: Hey! You can’t talk to me like that! I’m Robin Hood! Miss Bookworm: *pulls a leaver and a sand bag falls on Inuyasha’s head and knocks Inuyasha out* (1 hour later) Inuyasha: *groan* What happened? Miss Bookworm: You were going to go back to work Inuyasha: Oh, right… Scene 1…again Inuyasha Hood Meets Little Shippou Sango: Uh…okay Inuyasha Hood just came to a river that was blocking his way into town. Soon he saw a log that he could cross. He started to walk across the log when a little kitsune started to cross on the other side. They finally met at the middle. Inuyasha: Hey kid, get out of my way. Kitsune: No! Inuyasha: I need to get across so move! Kitsune: I need to get across too so why don’t you move? Inuyasha: How’s this. We fight and whoever falls off the log looses. The kitsune who, if you haven’t noticed, is Shippou started getting nervous. “Uh…cut!” Miss Bookworm: What now?! Shippou: I say that Kouga take my place at Little John. Little John is supposed to be big anyways. Miss Bookworm: Kouga can’t be Little John because Little John will become Robin Hoods’s partner. Shippou: But I can’t fight against him! Miss Bookworm: Fine! Sango! Sango walks in: What? Miss Bookworm: We need you to be Little John in Robin Hood. Sango: But I don’t know the lines! I just know how to be a narrator…I think… Miss Bookworm: Then here *gives the book of lines to Sango* You can read of this while you’re up there Shippou: But what about me? Sango: You…can… Miss Bookworm: Be the new narrator Shippou: These are a lot of lines…but…okay I’ll do it. Miss Bookworm: Places! And action! Shippou: All right. Inuyasha Hood was crossing a log to get across a river but Sango was coming in the other direction. They meet at the middle. Inuyasha: How’s this? We fight and whoever falls off into the river looses. Sango: Okay deal! Shippou: Inuyasha Hood draws the Tetsusaiga and Sango draws her boomerang weapon. Inuyasha Hood lunges forward, slashing at the front of Sango. Sango raises her weapon but Inuyasha Hood dives in and cuts. Sango tries to throw a punch but Inuyasha Hood jumps back. Sango gave a small smirk and threw her boomerang weapon. Inuyasha Hood got caught in the boomerang and was thrown into the river. Inuyasha: I lost? What? I don’t lose! I say rematch…*Miss Bookworm gives dark looks, giving small tugs at the sandbag leaver* Uh…I mean, you’re a pretty good fighter, hey what’s your name anyway? Sango: Uh…*glances at the script* Shippou Little…uh! I mean Sango Little. Inuyasha: I am Inuyasha Hood. Call me Inuyasha. Tell me, Sango Little, what is your predicament? Sango: I became an outlaw so I was fleeing. Inuyasha: Join me and my…uh…*turns to Miss Bookworm* My men aren’t exactly merry. Miss Bookworm: Who gives a damn? Just keep going! Inuyasha: Why don’t you come and join me and my ‘merry’ men? (Inuyasha: Gosh this is crappy Miss Bookworm: Shut up and continue!) Sango: Okay, I accept your offer. Inuyasha: But since you’re an outlaw, as am I, we must change your name. I name you Little Sango. Sango: Okay…but I’d rather Sango, instead. Miss Bookworm: You can’t do that! You are called Inuyasha Hood and you are called Little Sango! Deal with it! Both: But…okay fine! Inuyasha: Little Sango, follow the trees and return to my…uh…men…I have something to do. Shippou: And so Inuyasha Hood got up from the water and left to save Maid Kagome from the evil demon thing that…never really existed. Miss Bookworm: Shippou! Shippou: Just adding some truth. Scene 2 An Archery Contest Shippou: Inuyasha Hood heard that there was going to be an Archery Contest in town. It would be hosted by Sheriff Sesshoumaru and Prince Naraku and the prize would be a silver arrow with 4 jewel shard imbedded in it. Inuyasha Hood and Little Sango decide to enter the contest and they intend on winning. “CUT!” Sango: We intend on what?! Miss Bookworm: Winning… Inuyasha: Hate to tell yeah Miss Book thing but I’m a sword and fist fighter Sango: And I master in several weapons but archery is not one of them Inuyasha: Why can’t we get Kagome to do this for us? Or Kikyo? Anyone who’s good at archery! Miss Bookworm: Sorry but Kagome is playing Maid Kagome and will be watching you two in the stands. And Kikyo is… Inuyasha: What? Miss Bookworm: I dunno…but it can’t be Kikyo because Robin Hood is supposed to enter. Robin Hood does everything himself, he doesn’t ask others to do his job. Inuyasha: But it says in here *takes script from Sango* that Robin Hood asks his friends for help Miss Bookworm: Yeah! Help! He doesn’t ask them to do what he’s doing for him he only asks for help! Inuyasha: Yeah but… Miss Bookworm: If you really want to prove you’re a better fighter than Kagome then you’ll use those arrows! Sango: I have nothing to gain or loose here Miss Bookworm: Don’t worry, you’re not really going to shoot Inuyasha: What?! Miss Bookworm: JUST GET BACK TO WORK! Scene 2…again An Archery Contest Shippou: Inuyasha Hood and Little Sango soon reach the archery contest, they were in disguise. Inuyasha Hood’s demon ears were hidden, he made his hair black, and he made it so he wore a fake eye patch. Little Sango made her hair look as thought she was a boy and they both wore more ragged clothes. Inuyasha Hood soon realizes that if they both entered it wouldn’t be good because they were both excellent archers (Kagome: Ha! Ha! Ha!) they would draw too much attention to themselves. So instead Inuyasha Hood would enter all by himself. (Inuyasha: Damn you!) Shippou: Once the archery contest started everyone was called to a line. Inuyasha: Kikyo?! Shippou: Kikyo, the hired archer of Nottingham stood at the far left of the line. Inuyasha: You never said Kikyo would be here! I’m going to loose! Horribly! Miss Bookworm: Oh come on she’s dead! Inuyasha: So? She has experience! Miss Bookworm: Who cares? You’re supposed to win! We’ll make sure of it! Shippou: Everyone lined up at a line and faced their targets. They drew back their stings and readied themselves. Sheriff Sesshoumaru: Ready? Wait for it! Fire! Shippou: Everyone let their arrows fly. Myoga: Kikyo’s hit the target right in the middle. Inuyasha’s left the bow then fell with a plop and sank into the ground. “Cut!” Mr. I. M. Weird: Archery Scene take two! Sheriff Sesshoumaru: Ready? Wait for it! Fire! Shippou: Everyone let their arrows fly. Myoga: Yet again Kikyo’s arrow hit the target right in the middle. Inuyasha’s, this time, flew over the target and nearly killed Little Sango. *Sango gives a squeak as she looked up at the arrow above her head* (two hours later) Mr. I. M. Weird:…Archery Scene…take…ninety nine…*falls on the floor* Sheriff Sesshoumaru: *Sesshoumaru is laying face down at his booth sleeping* Zzzz…what? Huh? Oh…right…uh…ready? Wait…wait for something….fire….zzzzzz *Sesshoumaru falls back asleep* Shippou: Everyone’s… arrows…go…they just…go… Myoga: Then fall onto the floor. Kikyo actually hits the target but not the center. Inuyasha’s goes close to the target but not quite. Kagome: My god Inuyasha! Can’t you even hit that target once? Inuyasha: I’m doing the best I can here! Kagome: Well your best isn’t good enough! Inuyasha: Well it’s not like I’ve ever done this before! Kagome: Then you should have learned at least eighty takes ago! Kikyo: That is it! As much as I like winning so many times this is getting ridiculous! Myoga: Kikyo grabs Inuyasha and lifts him up, since he was on his knees trying to fit an arrow into a bow. Kikyo hid behind Inuyasha to make it look like it was Inuyasha doing everything. She made Inuyasha hold the bow the right way. She looked through Inuyasha’s hair and aimed for the target. Sheriff Sesshoumaru got up instantly, hoping that this take would finally finish. Sesshoumaru: Readysetgo! Myoga: Sesshoumaru said this all very quickly so everything could be done with. Kikyo let go of the arrow behind Inuyasha’s back and the arrow flew. Shippou: Inuyasha Hood’s arrow flew strait and pierced Kikyo’s first arrow right down the middle. Um…I mean her arrow not her first arrow, her arrow… Myoga: Prince Naraku was sleeping in his chair and snoring. Sheriff Sesshoumaru shook him. Sesshoumaru: Hey get up Naraku: Huh? What? Who won? What? Sesshoumaru: They tied. Naraku: Oh right. Tie breaker! Go… Sesshoumaru: Hey, I’m supposed to say that Naraku: Whatever… *Naraku falls asleep again* Inuyasha and Kikyo fire their arrows Myoga: And once again Inuyasha’s arrow went straight over the target. Everyone in the crowd groaned and started to walk away. Kagome suddenly got up. Kagome: Inuyasha Hood, if you don’t hit the target I’ll say the ‘s’ word! Inuyasha: What?! No! I’m doing the best I can! Kagome: Then do better! Inuyasha: I’m trying! Kagome: Did you hear me? I said try harder! Inuyasha: You can’t tell me what to do you stupid girl! Kagome: SIT! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT! Inuyasha: Ow… *He lay on the grassy floor in a foot deep hole* Shippou: Inuyasha Hood slowly peeled himself from the grass after…uh…being…pushed…by…uh… *flips through script* uh…after being pushed…by…Kikyo. Kikyo: What? Miss Bookworm: Just go on with it! Shippou: Okay. Inuyasha Hood and Kikyo got their arrows ready. They pulled back. Inuyasha Hood gave a gulp and they let their arrows fly. Inuyasha Hood’s arrow…hit! Right above Kikyo’s arrow. The Sheriff Sesshoumaru stood up. He checked his chart. Sesshoumaru: Congratulations…uh…Yusei of Osaka. Myoga: Inuyasha Hood made up a fake name for himself so he wasn’t noticed and chose Mikyo of Osaka. Naraku: Because of your superior archery you are granted the silver arrow and a kiss to our Maid Kagome. Inuyasha and Kagome: What? We have to kiss? Miss Bookworm: Well…yeah. Myoga: Miss Bookworm pushes Inuyasha and Kagome together then runs off screen. Shippou: And so Inuyasha Hood took the silver arrow and walked towards Maid Kagome. They leaned forward…they looked into each other’s eyes(Inuyasha: We did not!)…and then Inuyasha Hood missed her cheek and ran for it… Little Sango met up with him and they both ran off into the forest. Kagome: *sigh* That was close, I MEAN! That Yusei of Osaka is something else. He reminds me of Inuyasha Hood… Myoga: Inuyasha Hood and Maid Kagome had been meeting in secret for several years now and had fallen in love with each other. *Inuyasha growls and steps on Myoga* Ow… Inuyasha: I refuse to do anymore of this story! Miss Bookworm: Well you have to! It’s apart of your long term contract! Inuyasha: Yeah well this is what I think of your contract! *Inuyasha spits on a quarter on the ground* Miss Bookworm: That…was…my…QUARTER! Inuyasha: Uh Oh… *Miss Bookworm takes a giant, steel mallet from behind her back and amazingly she picked it up over her head, even though it was made from solid steel. Inuyasha looked up at the giant mallet and paled.* Miss Bookworm in a dark, friendly yet way too friendly to be this dark voice: Come here, my little dog boy and I’ll give you a nice gift. Inuyasha: Uh…no thaaanks! *Inuyasha runs off as the mallet is thrown down where he had just been standing. Miss Bookworm runs after him, laughing like a mad person. She keeps smashing the mallet down, leaving a large crater like hole wherever it struck.* Shippou and Myoga together: We’re sorry but our lead character is being chased over all seven continents at least five times by a mad, psychopath who is set on destroying him because he spat on her quarter. Sango: Let that be a lesson to you that you should never spit on a person’s quarter because you never know when they might have a giant, solid steel mallet behind their backs, have super human strength so they can actually pick it up, and a vengeance so great they’ll chase you over all seven continents five times, leaving craters everywhere the mallet hits. Miroku: WAIT! YOU CAN’T END THIS PLAY YET! I DIDN’T EVEN GET TO GO ON! COME ON! Shippou: Sorry Miroku, but we need Inuyasha for you to come on. Miroku: Awe man! Trust Inuyasha to ruin everything. Kagome: Don’t worry. This play will never be shown to the public. Camera ma…I mean camera woman, please destroy this tape. Burn it, use a hammer, be creative. Kat, with shady eyes: Okay Kagome…I’ll…*cough* ‘destroy’ the tape. Two months later The telephone rings Some Television Executive: Hello? Kat: Hello. I have a tape of Inuyasha and the gang doing the Robin Hood play. Oh, and it’s unedited. Everything form the first scene to the last without anything being cut out.

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