I spent all of Mum's money on clothes and Cleenexs today and she got a tad bit suspicious.
"Why do you need all those Cleenexs?" she asked, refering to the 15 boxes I stuffed in my closet (along with my new leather shoes!)
So, I just told her I was doing a project for school.
If she ever found out I was stuffing my stolen push-up bra, she'll kill me. Well, not exactly. I'm famous, my bodyguards will stop her.
I know, I know...Its been the 18th time this week, but I can't help it! Daniel was looking slightly under my shoulders last time, And I want Dan, Rupert, and Tom to look a little lower.
Anyway, back to the Dvd. I played and watched the scene where I hugged Daniel 26 times! We make such a good couple.
So, who cares if it ruins the Dvd player? I'll just buy a new one. I know Daddy's credit card numbers by heart.
Anyway, I have to go watch that scene again and try on my new cleenexs.
I wonder if it makes my butt look too big.
Your Babi gurl,
Em
P.S. I think today is the day Dan is finally going to ask me out.
Anyway, I went onto a lot of Emma sites today, which are sites devoted to me!
And there are people who put cute stuff on it, like this dude:
Emma, is that you? I would surely appreciate it if you contact me. I'll be waiting with a bouquet full of flowers and a bottle of champagne
Ooooo champagne. I wonder how old he is. Oh wait,
Who CARES?
Your Sweetie pie,
Em.
P.S. I think today is the day Dan is finally going to ask me out.
Tom was dressed up like Eminem today, Again!
So I went over there and told him that it made him look like a dork again!
But he just gives me that cute adorable weird look, like he always does.
How many times do I have to tell him?
Americans are no good lying cheating people.
And so are Mexicans.
And so are the Chinese.
And so are the Canadians.
And everyone else in the world except the British, like us, and the French like Gram.
I mean come on. Americans just want more and more war.
The Chinese are spreading SARS.
And the Canadians. They wouldn't know mad cow disease if it dropped from the clouds.
Anyway, I have to put on some makeup.
Your lovebunny,
Em.
P.S. I think today is the day that Dan is finally going to ask me out.
Anyways, I rented a Brad Pitt movie today.
I forgot what it was called, but hey, that doesn't matter.
The only thing that matters is when Brad Pitt comes on screen.
Then I decided, not all Americans are bad but Brad Pitt is the only one that is good.
I mean, a face like that can't be a bad person.
If only I could stop Tom from dressing like Eminem (which I should call Marshall Mathers because Eminems are candy, not just some bad rapper who thinks he can rap)
Your Sweetiepoo,
Em.
P.S. I think today is the day Dan is finally going to ask me out.
(later)
Ok, fine. You win.
I got bored and I have to do Something!
Okay, maybe Dan didn't see my diary...er...you...I don't think you could stay mad at that face.
Omg, Rupert said the most Dumbest thing today.
Just because Dan said he hated math and I did too, doesn't mean that Rupert has to joke about us going out.
Sure, I would love to go out with little Dannypoo But I can't admit it while he's standing right there.
How dare Rupert.
I'm going to take my free Spa Treatment.
Ah, feels good to be a celebrity.
Your Snuggles,
Em.
P.S. I think today is the day that Dan finally asks me out.
I also got a bouquet full of roses.
Still no sign of the champagne guy though.
Diary, a couple of girls looked at me wierdly today.
When I walked by, they all sudden had an urge to cough and it came out something like: Prep.
Diary, what is a prep? It says in my dictionary:
A bird that mimicks-
Oh no, wait thats Parrot.
Here it is:
One who prepares or studies
One who prepares or studies? What do I need to study for? Those girls are complete idiots.
Well, I have to hunt for the mysterious Champagne guy.
Your Snoogles,
Em.
P.S. I think today is the day that Dan finally asks me out.
Hmm....I like the sweet strawberry red...
But then again...the spring rosy red makes me look more Sophisticated...
Hmm...No......no..I have to say that yellow is my best color....
Now If only I could decide which kind of yellow....
What do you think Diary? Ripe Banana Yellow or Sunny Sunshine Yellow?
OH goodness, if only there were more fingers on my hands and toes on my feet, so I could fit ALL of the colours of my nail polish kit!!!
Oh well, Life is good so far....
I KNOW WHO THE CHAMPAGNE GUY IS!!!
I think he's the pizza guy...he's Sooo nice to me....
But I can only meet him if I order Pizza....Hmm....I have an urge for Pepperoni right now....
Yeah I know, too much pizza makes me break out in hives...But who cares? I'll call the Pizza place anyway!
(later)
THAT STUPID STUPID PIZZA PLACE! I'M SUING!
I called for the 'cute guy with the dirty blonde hair that looks soooo gorgeous' to bring my pizza and WHAT DID THEY GAVE ME?! A CRACKPOT OLD BALDING GUY WHO CHARGES ME EXTRA FOR THE PIZZA! WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS?! CAN'T A GIRL ORDER PIZZA AND HAVE A CUTE ADORABLE MYSTERIOUS DUDE ORDER IT?!!-
OH did I say 'girl'? I meant woman....as I am sooo over the girl stage.
THIS JUST MAKES ME SO ANGR-
Okay, just calm down Em. Take a deep breath. Yeah thats right.
Well anyway, I have to go chuck the pizza in the nearest bin or something...
Maybe go pelt the neighbor's dog....haha see how he likes it now...
Your Lovebird,
Em.
P.S. I think today is the day that Dan finally asks me out
The new Gym Teacher is Sooooooooooo HOT! Maybe he's the champagne guy and he took the job just to be with me!!
I mean he does give that gorgeous smile when he calls my name...
I mean so what if he's like 40 something and just stands there watching us do crutches? He's still cute.
I must get him to notice me...must. do. more. crutches.
Ow! I think I chipped a nail. 3rd time this week, what a load of crap.
Anyway, I have to get a manicure when I get home.
Ur SunGoddess,
Em
P.S. Today is the day Daniel and Coach whatshisname asks me out!
oh my
Dan
you are the man
if you were a woman
than I'd be a man
oh, wait. I
forgot
I already am!
Oh my god! isn't that just the sweetest thing you've ever heard? I have to show it to him. I'm sure he'll be CRYING because he'll be so touched that someone actually likes him. I'm sure he thinks that no one likes him.
WEll, that's all gonna change now.
night, diary.
Love
Emm...mmm...mmma
Dear Diary
SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!!!
today while filming, I decided to get some guts and ask DAN out since he wasn't going to and never is going to ask me. so during break time, I practised what I was goign to say to him, and strutted over.
"HiDanny!" I said brightly.
He gave me a weird stare and continued with his bottle of Coke.
Disturbed a little, I went on.
"Danny, what do you think of me? And
make it good."
Dan looked at me again. "Do you want me to tell the truth, or lie?" I thought it over.
"I said it has to be good... so...."
Dan laughed at this.
'Fine, I'll lie. You're the most beautiful thing in the world and I can't get enough of you.
Happy now?" I PRACTICALLY SKIPPED OFF!!!
I KNEW IT!!! DANNYPOO LIKES ME!!!!!
Your precious red
rose,
Em.