Frequently Asked Questions...or statements, rather

Welcome Back one of once-one of the largest sections, FAQ.

Some of Emma fans don't know the difference between a question and a statement.


Q: Are you Emma Watson?
A: Do you REALLY think that Emma would make a hate site about herself. Hey I'm Emma and I hate myself Honestly

Q: What is your email?
A: Anna's is pfandab@hotmail.com, Hpan1f (mine) is friggenfreak@hotmail.com

Q: Have you ever actually met Emma?
A: No,not yet. I plan to though

Q: Why do you hate her so much?
A: Well, there are many many answers to this question. But the main reason To me, at least is because she insulted the way my country's accent. Visit our 'Why we Hate Emma' list

Q: Are you jealous of her?
A: Believe it or not, No. Some Emma fans just take it for granted why we say the stuff we say.

Q: Why did you make this site?
A: To tell the truth, it ws out of boredom. Once I stop being bored, it'll probly stop.

Q: WTF is wrong with u ppl who hate on Emma... she is just a kid! A KID!!! you give her so much stress!! and WHO THE HE-L DO U THINK U ARE?????? YOU THINK U ARE PERFECT OR SOMETHING?!??! Jeez...this girl isn't slutty...she dresses nothing like Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears...she's anything but that.. .what??? you want her to go to an interview dressing like a f-cking nun?! You call Emma bi-chy??? all of you are... Got something stuck up ur as-es?
A: Well, there's nothing wrong with me, except a little boredom.
A kid? Well, she certainly doesn't act like one.
So much stress? She gives me so much stress
Who do I think I am? Well, last time I checked I was Hpan1f, a.k.a. May
Anything But Christina Aguilera? Oh please, We'll put you a page that shows similarities to prove you wrong.
We don't want Emma to Dress like a nun, but she could at least be more modest with her clothing.
No, I am not like Emma, believe me. And No, I don't have anything to shove up my butt.

Q: im going to say this so it actually gets into ur head.. you have no idea who Emma Watson is, and its really unfair of you to hate on her like that..you've never met her or even talked to her.. this just shows how stubborn u are...maybe when you realize how ridiculous this website is, you'll finally have a life. Q: Well, Believe me, after many many statements I don't think that this is going to go into my head.
It's true that I don't know who Emma is but this site is just opinions. Maybe I should put a big sign that says OPINIONS.
Yes, I am very stubborn. But I use my stubborness to good use.
When the site closed down, I realized that this stie was great. I missed working on it because it relieved me from boredom and it always made me happy.

Q: You're just jealous of Emma because she has a better fashion sense than you!
A: Hello? Did you see her fashion sense??!! Why should I be jealous of having an awful fashion sense?

Q: You're just jealous of Emma because she can act better than all of ya'll!
A: Well, you haven't seen me act. So, you don't know whether I act good or not.
Besides, I think I act very well.

Q: You're just jealous because Emma's famous and you're not!
A: Honestly, I can give you a list of famous females that I DON'T hate.
As aI don't matter of fact I will
Avril Lavigne
Michelle Branch
Shakira
Pink
Alicia Keys
Kelly Osbourne
Beyonce Knowles
Kelly Rowland
Julia Stiles
Venessa Carlton
Alicia Silverstone
Reese Witherspoon
Note: This list can go on and on so I'll just cut it short.
Anyway, All of the names above are famous AND make more money than Emma, and I still like them.

Q: Emma Watson is the hottest actor around why u all dissin her?
A: Well, since I'm a female, I DO NOT THINK Emma is 'hot' because that'll sound just wrong.
I don't think Emma is pretty as a girl's point of view either because she wears so much makeup and looks like Frankenstein's wife then Dido.
Why are we dissing her? Loads of reasons. You'll find them all around the site.

Q: She's also GROWING ... you know...where you develop breasts?
A: Yes, I am aware of that, but unless you go from Big breasts to small to big again; I don't think that counts as 'growing'. Unless, of course she is a monster and has the ability to change chest sizes.

Q: You hate Emma because she gets to wear makeup and you don't!
A: Well, its true I don't wear makeup but I don't because I CHOOSE NOT TO.
Quote Dumbledore, its our choices that make us who we are, not our abilities.
Emma can have the ability to be Hermione and make millions of money, but she CHOSE to wear makeup (unless her mother made her, but that is highly unlikely). I, however can well put on a year's supply of eyeliner anytime I please, but I CHOOSE not to.

Q: You just hate Emma because she's gorgeous and you're a butt-ugly hag!
A: Well, I do NOT think putting on a bucket full of makeup is 'gorgeous' and No, I am not a butt-ugly hag.
I don't recall putting my picture on here, so you don't know what I look like and therefore Cannot judge me.

Q: You hate Emma just because your IQ is the same as your age!
A: Well, if my IQ is 12, then I wouldn't be typing html on a computer.

Q: You hate Emma because you can't even tell the difference between fantasy and the reality!
A: No, I can distinguish reality and fantasy. Otherwise, I would be off in a daze making friends with shadows on my wall.

Q: Maybe Emma does have bad fashion sense, but what if she changes?
A: Well, we'll have to see.

Q: Is this the first Emma site?
A: Well, it might take ages until we truly find out, but this site was started in November of 2002 but subtract one month because this site was closed for 4 weeks or so.

Q: Maybe Emma would improve her acting skills!
A: It's possible but notice in our proof section, we have to see in the 3rd movie if she improves or not.

Q: Hello? She's going through something called Puberty! Ever heard of it??!
A: Well if puberty is acting all bitchy, then she needs to get over it and grow up.
Figuring from the fact that Emma thinks she's in that 'ewww-boys-are-gross' stage, I think she doesn't act grown up.

Q: She is after all only human, like me and you. She doesn't really deserve to be treated like this.
A: I guess, but she needs to treat Americans like Humans too.

Q: I bet she worked really really hard to get this far...
A: Well, when interviewed, she replied that she wasn't really eager to be Hermione, it just happened to be called by the principal or something like that.
I don't think that counts as working hard.

Q: If she was YOUR best friend and she didn't have all the fame and glory would you have still put this site up?
A: If she kept on acting like a prep.
But Probably Not though, because we think fame got into her head.

Q: If this was YOU with all this fame you wouldn't be complaining...yet if somebody had put this site up about YOU... i gaurantee that you would go off crying to you momma
A: Actually No, I wouldn't. The whole world isn't going to all like me and I'm perfectly fine with that.

Q: She is just a kid!
A: She doesn't act like one.

Q: If you have a problem with that keep it to yourself. Dont go sharing it with all of these other people.
A: Just in case ya'll didn't know, this is an OPINION site. There is something called 'Freedom of Speech' so it isn't illegal, complain to your mum all you want.

Q: TAKE THIS SITE OFF AT ONCE!
A: Do you think you can just pay money to Angelfire to take this site down? Go ahead if you dare.

Q: You Have a Big problem if you think you're better than everyone just because she's different!
A: Everyone is different in their own way.
Unfortunately, I dislike Emma more than anyone else.

Q: You hate Emma because you tried out for Hermione and lost!
A: I NEVER tried out for Hermione, never wanted to anyway.

Q: YOU ARE A 34 YEAR OLDS 567 POUND LOSER WHO I HOPE DIES ANY MOMENT NOW BESIDES YOU DON'T KNOW THE GIRL YOU JUST SAY THE GAYEST THINGS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT UR SELF!AND BY THE WAY I THINK U SHOULD SUFFER FOR THIS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE I HATE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: Well, first of all I'm 12, and weigh 97 pounds, which is less than 1/5 of your estimate. And I don't say mean stuff to Emma to build my self-esteem.
I don't like Emma, but I don't want her to die. That's just extreme

Q: Ok first YOUR A SNOB AND A HALF AND U SUCK . AND OH YEAH THERE'S ONE DETAIL...... WELL I'M SURE YOU ARE THE UGLIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!BESIDES IF YOU MAKE FUN OF EM I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!SO SHUT UP AND DIE TOMORROW!
A: No, I am not a snob. I don't put down others to make myself look good.
If you're so sure, I guess you don't have to look at my picture because I think I look ok to myself.
I'm sure you will leave me alone because I will live tommorow and I refuse to shut up.

Q: Emma is only that way because what you have made her!
A: Well, we made this site in November of 2002, and she was cast in 2000, so unless Emma could fortell the future, I don't think we made her what she is.
My philsophy is that fame has shaped who she is, not us; fame.

Q: OMG HOW THE @#%$! CAN YOU SAY SHES A LOAD OF @#%$! GEEZ ARE YOU SOME RETARD?! MY DOG HAS MORE SENSIBLE STUFF TO SAY THAN YOU! WHY DONT YOU GIVE THE GIRL A CHANCE. YOUR DESTROYING HER CAREER. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHE IS STUCK IN SOME SORT OF DUMP PLACE WITH 20 KIDS NO MONEY AND SELLING HER CHILDS DIAPERS TO GET MONEY! ALL BECOZ YOU STARTED THIS STUPID WORTHLESS WEBSITE, WHEN U SAY YOU DONT HATE HER OR ANYTHING. WHAT A LOAD OF BULL!!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU? FROM THE LIMIT OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE I WOULD GUESS ABOUT 3 AND A HALF? you can now feel guilty for any bad stuff that happens to emma or the rest of the cast! and may the curse be on your bellybutton!!! A: Well, first, No I am not a retard and your talking dog must be very intelligent.
A dump place with no money? Did you see how much they're paying her for the Harry Potter movies?!
I think she has enough money to last her a lifetime, that is if she hasn't already spent it on those alful clothes of hers.
No, I am 12 years old. Would a 3 1/2 year old be typing up replies?
Well, I don't feel guilty and my bellybutton is very clean as a matter of fact.

Q: She never did anything to you!
A: True I guess. But I can't stand it if I don't let my feelings out.

Q: My guess, your probably some 20 year old geek, who has no friends because you have picked them to pieces and they dont want to be around you, nor would any smart person! Congrualtions on setting your life up for failur.
A: 8 years younger my friend, I am 12 and I'm not a geek.
I have loads of friends and barely pick on them. Why wouldn't they be around me? They're all intelligent people.

Q: You hate Emma because all of your friends hate Emma and you're just trying to fit in!
A: Actually, most of my friends hate Harry Potter, and the some of my friends are Emma Watson Fans!
But I respect their opinion because they respect mine.

Q: You hate Emma because your idol hates Emma and you're just trying to immitate them!
A: I doubt Avril Lavigne hates Emma or either heard of her for that matter.

Q: this site is really pointless. It's stupid. Just rise above it and get on with your life. Don't be dragged down by Emma's problems, concentrate on your own.
A: Well, this site relieves me of my boredom so its not completely useless.

Q: in 3 seconds you have already made an opinion on someone that you don’t even know, and offcourse that does include me, but it is mostly likely that my judgement has been wrong
A: Well, I disliked Emma ever since her transformation so its more than 3 seconds.
Plus, it took a lot of thinking.

Q: Do you hate Harry Potter too?
A: NO! NO! Big Harry Potter fan.

Q: You hate Emma because she gets to hang out with Dan, Rupert, and Tom!
A: No, no, not for that reason.

Q: I love Emma and I so want to be friends with her, Im auditioning for the new film, then i'll tell her about your site.
A: Ok. We actually want Emma to see this site.

Q: Just because your a sick punk ass bitch that doesn't even have a life, doesn't mean you have to make this fucking site. What's the use? It's pointless. It's not like ur gonna get famous by it. Why won't you get a life and do something productive. For all I know, your just sitting your fat behind on that chair of yours typing a bunch of crrap out making Emma look bad. I bet Emma looks better than you, dresses better, and also sings better.
A: Well, it might be pointless to all of ya'll but to me, it's pretty interesting. I don't really care if this site gets famous. I'm not a fat person because I only weigh 97 pounds and I'm 12. So I'm an average teenager.
It's anyone's opinion whether I look, dress, or sing better than her. But ya'll don't even know me so you can't really judge.

Q: I think it's not nice trying to do a site like this on a kind person. Your making a bunch of lies that are not even true. How do you know Emma stuffs her bra? The proof theat you have in the proof page is all fake.
A: Well the Emma stuffing Bra thing is a rumor. A rumor I never even thought of making up. I just have a bit of proof and quotes to back it up.

Q: I KNOW ALL YAL MOFOS SHOP AT VALUE VILLAGE CAUSE U CAN'T AFFORD SOME REAL CLOTHES.
A: Then you should see my wardrobe and I'll proove you wrong.

Q: Are you a racist?
A: No.

Q: Don't you have something better to do?
A: Yes because I don't have Alot of time on my hands and I try to update as many times a day as I can

Q: Why do you say She gives Brits a bad name? You're not British!
A: But I do have friends that are british who say she gives Brits a bad name

Q: THIS WEBSITE IS GAY LIKE THE WEB MASTER!!!!
A: No actually. Not one person on the staff is homosexual or supports gays or lesbians.

Q: HER HAIRSTYLES ARE SO CUTE! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CUTE IS IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER HAIRSTYLES!
A: Well everyone has their own opinion. I think some of her hairstyles are ok but the others are not.

Q: I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE JUST LIKE HER
A: Then why would I bother helping a Emma Hater Site?

Q: YOU INSULT HER JUST TO GET ATTENTION
A: Lol if I wanted attention I'd march out on my lawn and eat grass. (not like I ever tried it or ever want to)

Q: YOU MADE THIS EMMA SITE JUST SO YOU HAVE AN EXUSE TO PUT SOME OF HER PICTURES ON YOUR SITE!
A: RRRight.

Q: Why are so negative?!
A: I think it all started When I was 4 and got scratched by a cat....

Q: It must be really annoying to make a hate site and then have most people talk about how much they love emma...
A: I'm sure many webmisstressess would agree that it is a tad bit annonying at first, but after a while you get used to it.

A:You little girls are just jealous!!I bet you are all fat and ugly!!!!!probably couldn't fit in the clothes she wears...lol
Q: Well let me go measure the circumference of my waist.
60 1/2 centimeters. Not bad.
And I doubt I would dress in Emma's clothes unless I'm running out on the street and my clothes disappear for some reason.

Q: its too bad you need to lie about her because you can't find anything honestly bad...
A: Lie? Oh no. visit our Proof section.

Q: What is a more easier way to enter this site without typing the entire http://angelfire blahblahblah..?
A: http://rude.as/emma
Quite easier to remember

Q: What do you mean Emma is a poser?! Your so called hero Avril lavigne is a bigger poser than Emma!!!
A: Well, Avril Might be a 'poser' but she can sing circles around Britney Spears.

Q: Then why is Avril your hero?!
A: Well, I have been doing research on her ever since the first single Complicated appeared several times on the radio. Turns out, she's a middle child like me, and she dropped out of highschool to persue her musical career. Which as I might add is 'da bomb' because Anna and I love her songs.

Q: Grow Up!!
A: What you think I'm gonna stay as a 12 year old forever?!

Q: What if Emma Sues you?
A: There's a possibility for that. But if she does, then there's no choice but to quit. Then again, if she does sue Us, that means she can't stand to see another person's opinion. We're not doing anything wrong. Theres freedom of speech and although even the Dixie Chicks got a huge backlash from it, we're learning to live with it. We're not famous, its not like people are going to boycott outside my home.

Q: I think you are pathetic and maybe one crayon short of a box
A: Well its your opinion.

Q: you say you are an actress, right, so you go to auditions and you might not get a big part, so you take it out on a 13 year old girl who got the chance of her life just 'cause you missed out!!!
A: I take it out on Emma just because I play someone's boss?! rrright....

Q: Where is the love?
A: Good question...not here.

Q: Why is your Quiz background purple and the rest of the site is black?
A: Because the text of the quiz is black and made that way so unless you want to highlight to see everything, we changed the background so it'll be easier to read

Q: Also, some people say she dosen't dress her age. Give her a break on that would you? She actually does dress her age, because she is wears something her size so it was made for people around her age which is perfectly fine. We only see her at premieres and interviews were all actors dress up exepct the really famous ones who are getting used to all of it.
A: Not all actors or actresses dress that way at premieres and interviews.
And 'Dressing her age' doesn't mean that it has to fit. It means its not suitable for her age. Like that picture with her stomach showing. She's 12 in that. 12!

Q: You're not her mother, you can't tell her what to do.
A: Well I'm not telling her what to do or how to dress. I am merely stating my opinion.

Q: Others say she is a snob. First of all you don't actually know her and people who say that don't even know what a snob means! Snob is someone who dosen't have friends! It means someone who dosen't need friends because she talks only to the popular people, beliving that they are the only ones of their high level. Emma has friends, good friends, she talks about them in some of her interviews.
A: Well, dictionary.com's definition of snob is One who affects an offensive air of self-satisfied superiority in matters of taste or intellect. which is exactly the way she acts when asked about hermione. 'Oh I have better taste then Hermione' is one example. Another is when 'Its not Waaatson its Watson' which she says in an offensive air of self-satisfied superiority in matters of speech.

Q: Also how could you hate her style saying that "it isn't something I would have worn"? How loser is that? I mean bravo, great for you! You have your own strange fashion sens and Emma has hers. Everybody is the world dosen't have the same tastes. Get back on earth!
A: I do not have the 'same strange fashion sense' as I have a different opinion from Emma yes but others agree with me about her absurd fashion. So I am not the only one out there who's 'not on earth'.

Q: Stop putting non-logical things!
A: If they were non-logical things I wouldn't have put them in the first place

Q: Not everyone is like you, did you notice that?
A: Yes actually I did when I first entered this world and took one look at my mom.

Q: You think you have every answer to every fan's comments.
A: Yes, actually I do.

Q: You hate Emma because her parents love her and yours don't.
A: If that were true I'd hate every loved child in the world, which I don't

Q: You claim that you’re thin, Asian, ect. Why don’t you put a picture up to prove it?
A: Well I would of course, but my scanners being a butthole.

Q: Do you really think that Dan, Tom, and Rupert would look below Emma’s shoulder?
A: Well Dan, Tom, and Rupert are boys and that’s what typical boys do

Q: Okay, so you hate her because she made one tiny mistake by insulting your accent. So what? Everyone makes mistakes.
A: I agree but it’s the fact that she makes one after another that makes me dislike her so much.

Q: Wouldn’t it be easier to admit that you’re jealous?
A: Easier? Yes. Would I be truthful? No. Everyone just takes it for granted that we’re jealous. I went to an Avril-hater site and even THEY are accused of ‘being jealous’ I’m not an Avril hater and I don’t assume Avril Haters are jealous)

Q: You hate Emma because you can’t even tell you’re a** from a hole in the wall!
A: No, I think I can tell the difference. I think I know more about my bottom than you, than k you every much.

Q: Do you ever lose your temper from so many hate mail?
A: Occasionally once every while or so, but I try not to let it ruin my day.

Q: You are sooooo fake!
A: Wow, then artificial intelligence are getting more smarter and human-er everyday.

Q: You make me puke.
A: Use the trash bin please

Q: You are a disgrace to Asian Americans everywhere.
A: Well now, I don’t consider myself a disgrace, nether does my family. A: When I have the sudden urge to hop on the computer

Q: You tackle these questions so well
A: Well thank you, I appreciate it.

Q: Where do you come up with all these ideas?
A: My brain. Usually I write it on a notepad or post-it notes, which I am using right now. Then I type it up.

Q: Are you obsessed with hating Emma?
A: Of course not. Whether I am obsessed with the All-American Rejects, that’s another story *wink*

Q: Are you Poor?
A: Now what would a poor person be doing with 2 desktop computers? We’re in the erm… ‘Middle Class’ although my parents were very in a very poor and very sad time.

Q: What is your mailing address so I can mail you poison?
A: 1234 Annoyed Lane
Middle of Nowhere, Nowhere
55555 USA (Apology to anyone who actually does live there. Don’t er..check your mail)

Q: You know you don’t really hate Emma. I know deep down inside that you wish you were her.
A: And why exactly? I doubt anyone would make so many Emma hater sections and still want to be her.

Q: I hate you more than anyone else in the world.
A: Erm…Okay…

Q: Do you think Emma is a poser, like a prostitute?
A: Prostitute- Oh no. More like a trying-too-hard-to-be-grown-up poser Not anything more than that.

Q: If someone else was Hermione, would you still hate that person?
A: Depends on how they act in real life.

Q: If emma wasn't Hermione, would you still hate her?
A: If Emma wasn't Hermione, I wouldn't even know who she was. So no.

Q:You guys have too much time on your hands. You need to get a HEALTHY hobby. You know like collecting coins rather than bashing on a 13 year old girl
A: I do other things rather than participating in this site. It hasn't really affected my mood or my time with friends. I'm doing well in school, so it hasn't really changed much (except for the fact that I get hate mail every now and then). I love roller-blading, spending time with my dog, listen to music, having fun with my friends, and other activities.

Q: Do you hate Sarah Watson (Emma's cousin) and her other family members?
A: No. Sarah is quite nice. A little insulting sometimes, but otherwise, nice. I understand its a bit...er...uncomfortable to be speaking ill of her cousin and I would be a tad bit disapointed if i found an anti site about my cousins. (except for my Uncle's son, he's a real pain in the butt). I wouldn't wish ill on her family or anything and I think Emma's brother is really sweet. Don't know him, but I think he's okay.

Q: You are so stubborn.
A: In other times, no. But sometimes, yes.

Q: What you're doing is illegal!
A: Illegal? I doubt it. If it is, then try and sue us. We have freedom of speech.

Q: Freedom of speech, my butt! You're the worst example of Freedom of Speech.
A: Well, I doubt it. There are people who burn crosses and the government can't arrest them because they too have freedome of speech. Really sad, really. That's what my social studies teacher told me.

Q: Your opinion doesn't matter! I'm Older than you!
A: Being older doesn't mean that your opinion is right and I'm wrong. Opinions are opinions and here, we have the right to state ours.

Q:I love criticizing crap and it doesnt matter what you think because I dont get angry...I just do this solely for the purpose of making you mad
A: Wow, that's even lower than us. We criticize the heck out of Emma but we don't do it just to make her mad.

Q:You are fat. I am allowed to judge without knowing you because that is what you do to emma.
A: Excuse me, I don't go around saying emma doesn't have any cats. Because she stated that she has 2 cats and thats a fact. I stated that I am not fat and that's a fact.

Q: Anyone with a high IQ would not create a pathetic site like this..
A: Any Emma fan with a high IQ would not GO to this site in the First place.

Q: Do you Like Hiliary Duff
A: No sorry, I do not.

Q:Don't judge how do you know Emma's ethnicity. Quit judging her and calling her a "black wannabe". For all you know she could be part-black, she has dark facial features. I am black, and she looks just like me only with lighter skin. Yeah Emma's a snob I'll give you that but don't judge.
A: Erm..I don't recall calling Emma a black wannabe or anyone else on my site calling her that. If I did happen to give you some kinda hint that supposedly makes me call emma a "black wannabe" I am truly sorry, because I would never call emma a black wannabe or an asian wannabe (that's thoa's section I believe) or a mexican wannabe and so on. I don't have any concern on what sort of ethnicity Emma has for I have white friends, asian friends, african american friends, mexican friends, and one friend who happens to be from Switzerland. I am not racist and I don't consider myself as one. Wow, a rather long answer...

Q:How are you even certain that's her brother?
A: Well, it could be her cousin of course, but I haven't even seen a picture of Emma's Cousin Sarah in the same picture with her. It could also be a stalker, but it must be a very intelligent 8 year old or so stalker. So, I am not 100% certain that is Emma's Brother Alex, but if I find more proof, I will put it up.

Q: Do you consider yourself 'punk'?
A: Not entirely no, but I am more punk than prep, that is certain.

Q: Since your birthday has passed, how old are you now?
A: I am 13.

Q: You are a chinese girl living in america, are you adopted?
A: Erm..that is rather personal...but no, I am not adopted.

Q: Do you have anything pierced?
A: I am rather afraid of needles or anything sharp so no.



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