FOR ME LOVE IS ALL

Any man who was not either religious or an artist must be a fool (S. Kierkegaard)

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie!' until you can find a stone (Wynn Catlin)

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip (Caskie Stinnet)

Women have their faults,
Men only have two: everything they say, everything they do (anonymous)

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think (Brain of Brian of bored.com)

I think, therefore I am single (Brain of Brian of bored.com)

God must love stupid people...He made so many! (anonymous)

Where were you when they were passing out brains? (Calvin & Hobbes)

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. (The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes, p221)

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (anonymous)