The known stock of Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes:
Harry's Christmas gifts from the Dursleys:
Harry's Prophecy:
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... Born to those who have thrice defied him as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... And either must die at the hands of the other for neither can live while the other survives... The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies...
Educational Decrees:
Weasley is Our King (Slytherin Version)
Weasley cannot save a thing
He cannot block a single ring,
That’s why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King.
Weasley was born in a bin,
He always let the Quaffle in,
Weasley will make sure we win,
Weasley is our King.
Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He always the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King.
Weasley is Our King (Gryffindor Version)
Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn’t let the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King.
Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That’s why Gryffindors all sing:
Weasley is our King.
Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn’t let the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King.
A Guide to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
Artifact Accidents - Ground Floor
(Cauldron explosions, wand backfiring, broom crashes, etc.)
Creature-Induced Injuries - First Floor
(Bites, stings, burns, embedded spines, etc.)
Magical Bugs - Second Floor
(Contagious maladies, e.g. dragon pox, vanishing sickness, scrofungulus)
Potion and Plant Poisoning - Third Floor
(Rashes, regurgitation, uncontrollable giggling, etc.)
Spell Damage - Fourth Floor
(Unliftable jinxes, hexes and incorrectly applied charms, etc.)
Visitors’ Tearoom and Hospital Shop - Fifth Floor
Professor McGonagall has been teaching at Hogwarts for 39 years.
Professor Trelawney has been teaching at Hogwarts for 16 years.
Professor Snape has been teaching at Hogwarts for 14 years.
Patronuses:
Harry's O.W.Ls results:
Outstanding (O) Exceeds Expectations (E) Acceptable (A) --- Poor (P) Dreadful (D) Troll (T) Astronomy: A Care of Magical Creatures: E Charms: E Defense Against the Dark Arts: O Divination: P Herbology: E History of Magic: D Potions: E Transfiguration: E