This is Me. Deal With It.

Name: Catherine the Graceless K.

Nicknames: Dreamstrifer, Kate, Jonas, Catherine Called Jonas, Potato, Akuma, Short girl with Long hair, Kit, Kat….whatever you want to call me, basically.

Age: 17

Physical Description: 5’1/2”, waist length brownish hair, hazel-ish eyes, A little on the heavier side (die, flab, die!), and size 6 ½ feet.

Personality: I’m an insane fruit…er, potato. That is all you need know.

Status: I’m married to Vincent Valentine of Final Fantasy 7 fame and Ellabel’s sock, but otherwise single.

Likes: Reading, writing, watching movies, music, tea, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, power tools, computers that work, playin’ piano and guitar (even though I suck), singing, acting, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, The Princess Bride (book and movie), Clay Aiken, role-playing, dying my hair interesting colors, the Evil Dead series, photography, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Severus Snape, my harem boys, Jason/George/James pie (don't ask), pixel dolling, and many other things.

Dislikes: coffee, math, chemistry, due dates, “Don’t label me!” t-shirts (because you’re automatically labeled as someone who doesn’t want to be labeled), Non-comformists (because non-conformity is simply disguised conformity, you fools), having to conform (ah, I love being a hypocrite), stupid people, being too open minded (my brains fall out), being too closed minded (I couldn’t accept simple truth), not being able to tell if the busboy at Maxwell’s was REALLY looking at me, sucking at guitar, not being able to do bar chords, phones, and certain people making very racy innuendo at lunch about a certain guy who shall remain nameless (for heaven's sake, I am NOT asking him to prom, and that's final!)

HAREM BOYS: Vincent Valentine, Omi Tsukiyono, Henry, Tom Riddle, Legolas, Evaline, Inspector Javert, a clone of Captain Jack Sparrow, Doyle, Frost, Crybaby Walker, Jareth, Tyler Durden, Ellabel’s sock, and the newest member, TOUCHSTONE! from Shakespeare's As you Like It, Captain Hook, and Morton Rainey. John made me add him too, but he’s not one of the REAL harem boys (sucks for him). I rock, cuz I got four Johnny Depp characters…*grin*

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Hello again! Yes, Dreamstrifer owns everything on this page. Well, actually, she ganked the background from Ebay. She likes doing that. But the top picture is hers (and is of her), as well as the nifty scroll links. And so is the pic of her in her authentic Russian sailor hat. Because she's Russian you know. On her dad's side. On her mom's side, she's just Nebraskan.