ON THE FIRST DAY
God created the earth and on the second day he created the ChungShan stadium and Paddy, and fish, and jam, and ear wax, and shouting, and trees, and beer, and ears, and haircuts and Charley Watson.
Then on the third day he created chairs and goalposts, and dodgy referees, and spoons, and g-strings, and fruit, and eye drops, and Hang-ten, and tinned spaghetti, and some more fruit perhaps, and Mario and Boris.
Then on the fourth day he created bars, and scooters, and bottle openers, and footballs, and arguments, and teaching jobs and Taiwan.
Then on the Fifth day he created drunkenness and then wished he hadn't when he got Paddy,Charley,Boris and Mario in a bar.
And lo, the Red Lions were formed.God was not best pleased but they are still going to this day....
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