Me: Mike!
Wednesday, June 19th 2002 :
welcome to the diary section of this site i aim to try and update it everyday but sometimes i just wont b arsed! ok well my names mike, im 16 and im in a relationship that has lasted just over 2 months and 3 weeks. im actually very suprised that england are doin so well in the football, but in my opinion brazil will beat us on friday. if they dont i will eat my hat! (if i can find 1) im just doin my GCSEs at the mo, borin as hell lucky 4 me i only got 2 left. well that about does it 4 2day, shud b more 2moro. l8r days!
Friday, June 21st 2002 :
well wot can i say its 9:55am match has just finished and as i predicted england lost to brazil 2-1. 2nd goal by ronaldwotshisface woz pretty safe...BOOM! right over seamans head no chance, but then again owens goal woz pretty fukin safe n'all. so at the end of the day we r out of the world cup i made 50p and i got an exam in aboot 4 hours! l8r days!
Monday, July 22nd 2002 :
as u can tell its been a while since i wrote in this thing, but thats bcoz there haznt bin much 2 say. o on friday night fru fru, raj and chantal came down from aber 4 sum reason. i used 2 go 2 skool wiv fru fru and the othas i met when they came down. thanx for the funny stuff ;)! apart from that life haz been pretty normal (YAWN!). me and spam haz been goin out 4 aboot 4 months 2moro! OMG i thought 2 months woz and achievement! well thats all for now folks! l8a days.
Wednesday, July 31st 2002 :
aboot a week since i last came here but thats coz i've gone through a bit of a rought patch wiv spam. we bin goin out almost 4 and a half months, and its gettin serious and thats not who i am its got to the point where everything has 2 b dun properly and seriously and im just not like that, IM 2 YOUNG 2 B SERIOUS! there's 2 much pressure as well, coz recently i hav started 2 hav feelings 4 my best m8 kirsty and i hav cheated on spam wiv her. its all just gettin messed up in my head. o and the immortal question......is there such a thing as true love?
Saturday, September 28th 2002 :
well i guess its safe 2 say that its been a while...which iz pants but a lots happened so a lot to tell all yooz that come and read aboot the life of a fucked up teenage bloke!ok since last time i wrote i hav broke up wiv spam (but not bcoz of the cheating!) bcoz it just woznt workin nemore...my fault!but we r still mates and shes goin out wiv 1 of me bezt mates wayne!and its hard to b nice to them when there 2gether coz i fell like killin him but on the other hand im happy 4 um n'all...WIERD!o and i started to go out wiv this girl christie which woz goin well 4 a while but then that ended yesterday so this is the 2nd worst month of my life so far but hey gotta look at the gud stuff havnt ya......well at the mo i cant see ne but when i do i will let yaz know...okie dokie.o and im startin my own fashion type dress style thing which is quite wierd it goes along the lines of im a freak and i want u 2 notice me u fukin assholes welcome to my fukin world!GRRRRRRRR! angriness. (o and most words now end wiv "ness" when im pissed off...for example,"evilness","gayness" and "pantsness" so u know wot im on aboot!) well thats aboot it 4 now so hope your life is betta than mine and if it iznt well then u r makin me feel gr8 aboot meself coz i know that there is sum1 more pathetic than me out there. l8in!
Monday, 30th September 2002 :
well not a massive gap like last time + actually not that much 2 say. all thats happened is that i got a kool blazer and i've been told that i look like Charlie from BUStED (gud or bad thing.....yet 2 decide!) o and spam's new bloke blew her off 2day 4 his 'x' which has pissed me off that and i found out that he kinda didnt want 2 ask her out in the 1st place.....now i want to kill him!the weird thing is that christie and me almost kissed 2day and me + spam almost did n'all and they r both my x's STRANGE! well i thought it woz neway...well my fuked up life continues hope yours is betta than mine! PEACE!
O AND GAYING CRAP MONKEY CHEESINESS!
Tuesday, 2nd October 2002 :
well had sum fun 2day in the pub.spent aboot 2 hours sittin down turnin this girl on (her names mary!)....(superfit!).....+we were gettin sum funny looks of ppl but they were more embarresd (spellin?) than we were...hahaha....you had 2 be there!O and me + me m8 Chris were gettin pissed off wiv dis lad @ b.ball called "HAPPY" (dont ask y!) so after we got changed we decided to block them in the changing rooms wiv the thing that holds up the net ball posts and a trolly full of these desk thingys that attach to chairs...neway....when they tried to get out of the changing rooms all we could hear woz a really loud crash bang wollop noise (v.funny!) i just whish i cuda seen it but we thought we betta run off incase a teacher came around the corner and we got bolloked..(spellin?) +thats aboot all the xitement that i've had 2day so i think its safe to say 2day went well.PEACE!
Saturday, 12th October 2002 :
well went up the center 2day got some free munchies and drinks from me m8 maz...the 1 i woz turnin on in the pub the other day!:D!2day haz been pretty borin actually not that much 2 say...but the england match is on now so i will b watchin that 4 a bit..WOOHOO! l8r days!
Tuesday, 15th October 2002 :
well 2day haz been a really really really REALLY gud day!:D! i got a new girl friend her name is julia and she is my media teachers daughter so i've already got the meet the family bit outta the way...which is alwayz a gud thing!since aboot 4 o'clock this afternoon i hav had the worlds biggest grin on me face...its soooooooo kool!:D!im just really worried coz i think tina is gonna eat me for her lunch 2moro! ARGH!o and the cheeky woman beat me at pool...evil evil shes not suposed to do that!well l8r days! YAY!
Tuesday, 29th October 2002 :
how do, its been a bit longer than usual this time but hey these things happen! WOOHOO im seein this minted girl called jaci shes fuckin ace i love her 2 bits.ah got pissed last nite suprised im still awake now im fuckin shattard!!!!!! its was fuckin ace until every1 started 2 up-chuck....specially spam who up-chucked sum dairylea...or however u spell it!me head is killin me i hav drunk too much....alcohol is not my friend!argh gonna go and drink sum more coffee if there is ne left! njoy your half term if u r on it coz i am!
Friday, 1st November 2002 :
well 2day has been a bit......no no let me re-phrase that....REALLY FUCKIN PANTS!jaci broke up wiv me at 12:55am (ish) but that woz my own fault coz im a twat! and since then my day as just got worse...but the thing is that jaci tld me all this stuff aboot her and aboot all her trust issues and i go and betray her trust and im actually really lucky that she is still talkin 2 me.....im just like thankin god that we r still mates but i know that its all its gonna b for now or possibly forever....i really hope that its not forever coz if i cud just get another chance...i wud do anything 2 get another chance.....im just really glad that she is still lettin me b a part of her life not a major part but still im in there sum where! and i cant believe that i am poorin me heart and soul out 2 a fuckin computer so that sum1 can cum along and read it o well....maybe this will stop sum1 makin the same mistakes i have! IF U R READING THIS AND U R IN A RELATIONSHIP THEN THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE U IS BE HONEST TO YOUR PARTNER AND TO YOURSELF.....THE MISTAKES I HAVE BEEN MAKING ARE THAT I WASNT HONEST AND THATS WHY SHE FINISHED WITH ME IT WOSNT THE FACT THAT I HAD SLEPT WITH SUM1 ELSE JUST THE FACT THAT I HADNT TOLD HER....SO GUYS GIRLS EVERY1 WHO IS EVER GONNA READ THIS LISTEN TO THAT ADVICE AND TAKE IT....IF U DONT U MIGHT END UP IN THE SITUATION I AM IN...WHICH IS WATCHIN THE GIRL THAT U WERE FALLIN IN LOVE WITH GOING AROUND WITH OTHER GUYS AND IM TELLIN U NOW IT AINT NICE COZ THIS AINT THE FIRST TIME ITS HAPPENED TO ME! HOPE YOUR DAY WENT BETTER THAN MINE! :(
Tuesday,5th November 2002 :
well jaci haz forgiven me and is goin out wiv me !YAY! i did a funky dance down my street last nite after i asked her out!!!!me m8(ish in a i cant usually stand him way) laughed at me....but hes an ugly fukka so i dont care! :D:D:D! me so happy.and after all that stress i woz goin through if u read last entry u will find out....but still dont ignore that advice it might b the most sensible thing i say in my entire life!but hey every1 has atleast one gud point in thier life+if mine woz that then fair enuf......AND U BETTA FUKIN READ IT! whoever actually reads this shite! well cyaz l8az! :D \m/
Monday, 18th November 2002 :
well last weekend woz shite apaer from the fact that i spent most of it wiv JACi!:D we went 2 the donnington bon-fire on saturday nite and everything got out of hand...im gonna go into details bcoz itz not fair 2 do so over the net! im sure u understand! but the nite woz fuked up and ppl wanted to hurt each other....not fun....me and JACi hav lasted 2 weeks now.....almost my longest college relationship!tis a bit scary! GREENDAY ROCK! \m/! o and figure this out......go frag yourself! PEACE!
Sunday, 8th December 2002 :
well its been a while...and OH MY GOD! me and jaci have lasted over a month now...FUKIN HELL! she thought i woz only gonna last 2weeks...hahaha! well since i last wrote in this thing i got a funky hair cut...if u bin watchin the osbournes (spellin?) its a bit like jacks!!! hehe! im gettin obsessed wiv THE VANDALS....will have sum of me own art work to put up soon.o and these guys rock! \m/ 
if u hav heard "stArbucks" then u shud kno wot i b on aboot! well catch yooz l8r doodes!
Sunday, 22nd December 2002 :
well its almost crimbo and im still wiv Jaci....WOAH! its like in total almost 2months....its kool.cant believe that crimbo has come this kwick....gettin loads a spiderman stuff...:D and a load of CDs like sum41, avril lavigne, red hot chili peppers, the offspring and tenacious d....my house will b a bit load on wednesday! hehehe......well g2g but remember 2 check the site as often as poss! peace!!!!!
Sunday, 2nd February 2003 :
well safe to say that its been a while.....a long while! well since last time i hav a new girl friend JULIA! i might hav wrote aboot her last time we went out but i cant remember. so howz fingz wid your lives then? they cant b that bad really!o funny joke sum might find this offensive but i assure u that that is not wot i intend to do.....i just wanna make you larff! ok....here we go then!
an old man woz in the park feeding the ducks...he saw an old woman and he went up 2 her and said if i get my cock out will you hold it for me...so she did...this went on for a couple of weeks.....then on day the old woman cudnt find the old man....so she went looking around the park for him.....when she eventually found him some other old woman woz holding his cock......she went over to them and said "wot has she got that i havnt?"......in reply the old man said...."parkinsons!"........again sorry if that offends nebody! SMILE and be good if you dont b good use protection!
Sunday, 9th March :
well as always its been years since i last posted a section on this so i think its about time! rite lets bring u up 2 speed since last time i hav a new g/f called emma :D she gr8! i luv her 2 bits......and thats aboot all thats happened o xcept i hav taken up sk8 boardin again! yea pain when i fall off its ace! well l8r days!
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