"I swear, if Buffy rooms or boards one more of the potential girls, I'm gonna call a—I'm gonna call a health inspector." –Anya
"I like my plan better. Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed. Its just more elegant." –Spike
"There's nothing like the end of the world to bring people together." –Principal Wood
"So, you—you hold him here against his will?" –Principal Wood
"Well, he was evil, and people got killed, and now he...bakes. It's a thing." –Buffy
"So, what do you think? My girls ready to kick some a$$, or what?" –Kennedy
"Looking strong." –Principal Wood
"But...?" –Kennedy
"Well, I'm just not sure the First has an a$$ that you can actually, you know, kick." -Principal Wood
"The First is coming, and look at us: the army. We've got a bunch of fighters with nothing to hit, a Wicca who won't-a, and the brains of our operation wears oven mitts."
–Buffy
"That was one of D'Hoffryn's killers, Spike. He won't stop coming until he kills me!" –Anya
"Yet here you are—walking, talking, annoying." –Spike
"But you fought like such a wimp-ire!" –Anya
"So, I took a look inside that emergency bag of Principal Wood's." –Dawn
"And?" –Buffy
"Smelled weird. Kinda like Grandma's closet, but worse." –Dawn
"I didn't know that was possible." –Buffy
"Did you know that ancient Sumerians do not speak English?" –Dawn
"They're worse than the French!" –Buffy
"Aside from getting rescued, what is it that you do?" –Buffy
"I provide much-needed...sarcasm." –Anya
"Um, that would kinda be my job, actually." –Xander
"Puppets! That's it! The First hates puppets! Now if we can just airlift Kermit, Fozzie the Bear, and Miss Piggy into town, the First'll be a-running!" –Xander
"Those are Muppets." –Willow
"I don't like it. Every time instructions get cryptic, someone gets hurt—usually me."
–Xander
"I don't even know what magic to use!" –Willow
"Why not just try all 32 flavors? Worst thing that happens is you go brunette." –Kennedy
"I was hard on you guys today." –Buffy
"It's all right…you needed to be. Although, Twinkies and kisses—also peachy motivational tools." –Willow
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