"Buffy. Love the hair. It just screams street urchin."
–Cordelia
"Dates are things normal girls have. Girls who have time to think about nail polish and facials. You know what I think about? Ambush tactics. Beheading. Not exactly the stuff dreams are made of." –Buffy, to Angel
"Oh, a bunch of little kids need people to take them trick-or- treating. Sign up and get your own pack of sugar-hyped little runts for the night." -Xander, explaining Snyder's 'project' "Yikes. I'll stick to vampires." –Buffy
"Miss Summers. Just the juvenile delinquent I've been looking for. Halloween must be a big night for you. Tossing eggs, keying cars, bobbing for apples, one pathetic cry for help after another. Well, not this year, missy." –Principal Snyder
"Gosh, I'd love to sign up, but I recently developed carpal tunnel syndrome, and can tragically no longer hold a flashlight." –Buffy
"Halloween quiet? Oh, I figured it'd be a big old vamp scare- apalooza." –Xander
"Not according to Giles. He swears that tomorrow night is, like, dead for the undead. They stay in." –Buffy
"Those wacky vampires! That's why I love 'em! They just keep you guessing!" –Xander
"Actually he was pretty unmad. Which probably had something to do with the fact that Cordelia was drooling in his cappuccino." –Buffy
"Oh, Buffy. Angel would never fall for her act." –Willow
"You mean that 'actually showing up, wearing a stunning outfit, embracing personal hygiene' act?" –Buffy
"I'll have you know that I have very, uh, many relaxing hobbies." –Giles
"Such as?" –Buffy
"Well, ah...I enjoy cross-referencing." –Giles
"Do you stuff your own shirts, or do you send them out?" –Buffy
"Angel's a vampire. I thought you knew." –Buffy
"Oh, he's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a Carebear with fangs?" –Cordelia
"Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?" –Drusilla
"Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet. That's why I've got to study this Slayer. Once I know her I can kill her. And once I kill her you can have your run of Sunnyhell. Get strong again." –Spike
"Are you guys playing tonight?" –Cordelia
"Yeah, at the Shelter Club." –Oz
"Is Mr. I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm-so-great-I-don't-have-to-show- up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?" –Cordelia
"Yeah, y'know, he's just going by 'Devon' now." –Oz
"Surely there's somewhere we can go. A safe haven." –Medieval Buffy
"Lady said stay put." –Soldier Xander
"You would take orders from a woman? Are you feeble in some way?" –Medieval Buffy
"Janus. Roman mythical god." –Giles
"What does this mean?" –Willow
"Primarily the division of self. Male and female, light and dark." –Giles
"Chunky and creamy. Oh, no, sorry, that's peanut butter." –Ethan
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