“Are you keeping up, or do you need some kind of English-to-ConstantPainInMyAss translation?”
–Xander, to Spike

"Is there something more emphatic than hate? Can I revile the plan?” –Xander

“From what you said, I'm sure he already noticed you, I mean with the falling and the…spirit. Spirit! They said you were spirited, right?”
-Buffy, reassuring Dawn

“It's the jacket. It's true. Something about the big letter on the chest makes girls get all swoony and crushy. I saw it all the time in school. And you couldn't just pin any old felt letter to your coat and get play…not that I tried…”
-Xander

“I'm just saying... once you get back the soul, doesn't that mean you start, like, picking up your own wet towels off the floor?” -Xander, about Spike
”No, but maybe you start to feel really bad about leaving them there.” –Willow

“Okay, first with the lap dance, now with the cat fight…hey, you wanna get drunk and barf next?”
-Buffy, to Dawn

“Dawn? What's wrong? Is this— did that guy in the jacket—“ -Xander
“Uh! I don't even want to hear his name anymore!” -Dawn
“Ah, I just called him ‘that guy in the jacket.’” –Xander
“That's what I used to call him in my head before I knew his real name!” –Dawn

“Well, at least the yelling went away. It was starting to sound like Christmas morning with my family.”
-Xander

“I have tried every anti-love spell spell I could find!” –Willow
“Even if you find the right one, the guy would probably just do an anti-anti-love spell spell...spell.” -Anya

“Willow, you're a gay woman—and he isn't!” –Buffy
“This isn't about his physical presence! It's about his heart…” -Willow
"His physical presence has a penis!" -Anya
"I can work around it!" -Willow

"Xander, be honest. You didn't, you know, think about slipping that jacket on—just a little bit?" -Buffy
"I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit." -Xander


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