"Vi, do you think I care about a fair fight?" -Spike, teaching the potentials
"No...no sir. You don't play by the rules, and I have learned a valuable lesson of some sort." -Vi

Buffy demonstrates an attack on Spike, re-injuring his ribs in the process.
"Lemme see." -Buffy, pulling Spike's shirt up to look
"No, it's just—" -Spike
"Spike..." -Buffy, apologetically
"I'm gonna be okay." -Spike
"That's hot." -Rona, looking on
"So, we're supposed to, like, make out with them or something?" -Molly

"My mom says when a guy teases you, it means he likes you." -Amanda
"Sometimes that's true." -Buffy
"Is it weird? We're mean to each other, and we like each other." -Amanda
"Well, it depends. Sometimes that's how people relate. Being mean to each other. Even mortal enemies—with the—
And that leads to no good, absolutely no good. And much confusion. A-and then it's over. Absolutely, seriously, definitely over. And that's confusing too—the over part. Which it is—over! (catches herself and relaxes) So, maybe." -Buffy

"Oh, crossbow! Gotta love it! Feels like I'm storming a castle." -Molly
"You do a lot of that, do you?" -Rona
"I might, I had a beauty like this. (Points the crossbow at Dawn) Halt!" -Molly
"Okay, see, that's why we don't point the weapons in the kitchen." -Dawn
"It's not loaded." -Vi
"That's always the lead quote under the headline 'Household Crossbow Accident Claims Teen.'" -Dawn

"I'm not begging!" -Andrew
"You're like a small dog dancing for Snausages." -Buffy
"You don't want me coming along 'cause you think I'm evil." -Andrew, pouting
"He doesn't seem evil, exactly." -Vi
"He's not evil, but when he gets close to it, he picks up its flavor like a mushroom or something." -Buffy
"But I'm reformed! I'm like Vegeta on Dragonball Z! I used to be a pure Sayan, and now I fight for the side of Goku!" -Andrew

Willow casts a spell that seems to indicate that Dawn is a potential Slayer.
"Wow, she—you're a potential. You could be the next slayer." -Xander
"Whoa." -Dawn
"Wow, it's like one second you were this klutzy teenager with fake memories and a history of kleptomania, and then—then suddenly you're a hero...a hero with a much abbreviated lifespan." -Anya

"Right, we also have to protect you from the, uh, eyeless guys, the ones with the sharp, sharp knives." -Anya
"Bringers." -Dawn
"It's okay, we'll protect you." -Willow
"What if they saw the spell?" -Dawn
"Saw the spell? Dawn, they can't see flashcards. Big ones." -Xander

"So, I was thinking... we don't have to kill the vampire, do we?" -Amanda
"What?" -Dawn
"Just suppose he got out and was maybe like encouraged toward the gym while the marching band was playing because the way they look down on the Swing Choir. It might be, you know, funny. (Dawn stares at her) I'm just saying." -Amanda

"Vampires can live anywhere. Any way they want. Taste, fashions, living conditions—they can vary. The animal inside, always the same." -Buffy
"Where'd you live?" -Molly, to Spike
"What, you mean before? A crypt actually, but nicer. A bit more—I don't know if posh is the right word, but it was more like..." -Spike
"Comfy." -Buffy
"Excuse me? When did you find it comfy?" -Kennedy

"I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with."
-Xander

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