"I went hunting last night, and it is awfully sweet of you to ask. It's getting hairy out there, Giles. I killed three vampires last night, and one of them was practically on school grounds!" -Buffy
"Their numbers are increasing." -Giles
"And they're getting cockier. Look, I'm not loving it. Last night was a pretty close call." -Buffy
"Yes." -Giles, distracted
"Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line battling the undead! Look, I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on! The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest. You could go, 'hmm...'" -Buffy
"Hmm...?" -Giles

"Buffy, I want you to go to the dance with me. You and me, on a date." -Xander
"I-I don't know what to say!" -Buffy
"Well, you're not laughing...so that's a good start!" -Xander

"Willow! I really like your outfit!" -Cordelia
"No, you don't." -Willow
"No, I really don't, but I need a favor." -Cordelia

"How'd it go?" -Willow
"On a scale of one to ten? It sucked." -Xander
"Oh." -Willow
"Well, I guess it could be worse. I could have gangrene on my face." -Xander

"Hi, honey. You all right?" -Joyce
"Sure." -Buffy
"Probably just full from that bite of dinner you nearly had." -Joyce

"'The wolf shall live with the lamb, the leopard shall lie down with the kid, the calf, the lion and the fatling together, and the little child to lead them.'" -Giles
"That's kinda warm and fuzzy for a message of doom." -Ms. Callendar

"I've made up my mind." -Giles
"So have I." -Buffy
"I made up my mine first!" -Giles, petulantly

"We stay calm, first thing." -Giles
"Calm?" -Xander
"I think he's right." -Willow
"I'm sorry, calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!" -Xander

"How could you let her go?" -Xander
"As the soon-to-be-purple area of my jaw will attest, I did not let her go!" -Giles

"You can come with us, Angel. Get something to drink." (She pauses) "Well, no, don't do that. Just hang." -Willow

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