"People may say something to you you don't understand. Just don't be afraid to keep your mouth shut and pretend like you know what they're saying. People may say something like 'My protein window closes in an hour.' Just nod and smile. Mm-hmm. Turns out it has something to do with fitness."
-Dawn, to Willow

"I love being single. I'm a strong, successful male who is giddy at the thought of all the women I will no doubt be dating in the near future." -Xander
"Strong, successful males say 'giddy?'" -Buffy

"I, uh...I don't talk to people much. I mean, I talk to them, but they don't talk to me. Except to say that your questions are irksome, and perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
-Aud (Anya as a Viking)

"Whoa. Ripped out the heart? My God." (Pause) "Hey, did you get that physics class you wanted?"
–Buffy, to Willow

"Oh, breathtaking. It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog."
–D’Hoffryn, commenting on the frat house disaster


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