Xander: "We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting." -Xander
"It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!" -Willow
"And I missed it. Yet somehow, I'll find the courage to live on." -Buffy

I suppose some girls might find him good looking..." (Willow gives her a look) "okay, if they have eyes..."
-Buffy, on Angel

"Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?" -Giles
"Uh-huh." -Buffy
"And there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?" -Giles
"Yes." -Buffy
"And, well, otherwise, all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles?" -Giles
"It's bad, isn't it?" -Buffy
"It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him." -Giles

"It's safe to say that, in his animal state, his idea of wooing doesn't involve a Yanni CD and a bottle of Chianti."
-Buffy

"I cannot believe that you, of all people, are trying to Scully me! There is something supernatural at work here! Get your books! Look stuff up!" -Buffy
"Buffy, boys can be cruel. They tease, they...they prey on the weak. It's natural teen behavior pattern." -Giles
(Willow runs in)
"Herbert! They found him!" -Willow
"The pig?" -Buffy
"Dead. And also, eaten. Principal Flutie's freaking out! What're you gonna do?" -Willow
"Get my books. Look stuff up." -Giles

"The rest of the pack were spotted outside Herbert the mascot's cage. They were sent to the principal's office." -Giles
"Good! That'll show 'em!" (uncertainly) "Did it show 'em?" -Willow
"They didn't hurt him, did they?" -Buffy
"They, uh...ate him." -Giles

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