"I was totally beachless for a month and a half. No one has suffered like I have suffered. Of course, I think that kind of adversity builds character."
-Cordelia to friends

"Hey, G-man, what's up?" -Xander
"Nice to see you and don't ever call me that." -Giles

"The other night I dreamt that Xander--ah, it wasn't Xander. In fact, it wasn't me. It was my friend's dream and she doesn't remember it..."
-Willow, to Buffy and Xander

"Willow, grow up. Not everything is about kissing." -Buffy
"Yeah, some stuff's about groping." -Xander

"Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good."
-Buffy

"You won't tell anyone I'm a slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron."
-Buffy

"Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet...whatever. But get over it!"
-Cordelia, to Buffy

"There are some things I can just smell--it's like a sixth sense." -Principal Snyder
"No, actually, that would be one of the five." -Giles

"COME TO THE BRONZE BEFORE IT OPENS OR WE MAKE HER A MEAL." -Note to Buffy regarding Cordelia
"They're going to cook her dinner?" -Xander

"So, are you gonna kill me, or are we just making small talk?"
-Buffy to vampire

"You know what the worst part is? The stains will be forever. No matter what they tell you, none of that dust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry clean til judgement day--you are living with those stains!" -Cordelia
"Yeah, that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire that wants to slit your throat--the stains." -Ms. Calender, with sarcasm!

"Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but, gosh, we did that last night!"
-Xander

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