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~ THE RECORDS FLOATING ~
IN THE AIR OF
EVERYBODY SINGING THEIR OWN BLUES SONG
FOLK'S ! IT IS THE SAME
ALL OVER THE WORLD  

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THE " GOOD OLE BOY, " FRED HAD TO DO IT HIS WAY !

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There once was a motorcycle rider by the name of Fred,
He rode so fast, the town folk's said it could not last,
One day, as he was speeding down the highway,
The town folk's had told Fred he'd better be careful and take it slow and not so fast,
Well, Fred drove fast down the highway anyway and suddenly the pavement came to an end, Fred dropped off the road bed,
Well, the pavement is still there,
But the fast motorcycle rider Fred is " DEAD ! "
The folk's in that town all ask: " Where did Fred go ? "
Well one thing certain is, only the plan of life Fred led, will determine where he'll be at after he's dead.
Have you filed your life's ride plan with Jesus yet ?

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BOY ! EVERY TIME I READ ABOUT THOSE TWO
IN THE NEWS PAPER I JUST BURN - UP !

* * * GOD'S WORD SPEAKS OUT * * *
HOSEA 9:7 ".......Israel shall know it:
the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
"

THIS IS A UNION THAT WAS
~ MADE IN HELL ! ~
HOW EVER I MUST ALSO MAKE THIS COMMENT :
" THESE TWO DESERVE ONE ANOTHER, HUH ? "
THERE IS A OLD SAYING, " MISERY LOVES COMPANY, "
NOW HERE IS A COUPLE OF REAL MISERABLES  

~ CAN YOU PICK WHICH ONE OF THE SNAKES ~
WILL STRIKE FIRST ?

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THE " GOOD OLE BOY, PROGRAMS "
AT
THE BIN LADEN T V NETWORK !

~ ~ ~ THE IRAQI TV GUIDE ~ ~ ~

SUNDAY :
0800 - My 33 Sons
0830 - Osama Knows Best
0900 - I Dream of Mohammed
0930 - Let's Mecca Deal
1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY :
0800 - Husseinfeld
900 - Mad About Everything
930 - Monday Night Stoning
1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money
1030 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY :
0800 - Wheel of poverty
0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
0930 -Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
1000 - Buffy the yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAY :
0800 - Beat the Press
0830 - When Kurds Attack
0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
0930 - Just Shoot Everyone
1000 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY :
0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi
0830 - M !  *U*S*T*A*S*H
0900 - Veroni ca's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
0930 - Married with 139 Children
1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY :
0800 - Judge Saddam
0830 - Suddenly Sanctions
0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire ?
0930 - Cave and Garden Television
1000 - No-Witness News

SATURDAY :
0800 - Spongebob Squareturban
0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway ?
0900 - Teletalibans
0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You ?



~ ~ ~ THE BIN LADEN NETWORK LOGO ~ ~ ~


~ ~ ~ THE NETWORK CHIEF EDITOR ~ ~ ~

OH BOY ! EVERY TIME I WRITE A PROGRAM SCRIPT FOR
THAT GUY, I JUST WANT TO BITE THE DIM - WITT !

YUP    NOW THATS WHAT I WOULD CALL:
" GREAT CELL PHONE COVERAGE, HUH ? "

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~ IF YOU DON'T FENCE IN YOUR PROPERTY ~
BUT JUST PUT UP A WARNING SIGN
THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED, WHEN
SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND TAKE IT ALL AWAY !
THOUGHT : YOU HAD BETTER " LOCK - IT "
OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL " HOCK - IT ! "

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YOU HAVE BECOME
~ A COMPUTER ADDICT ~
IF YOUR OFFICE HAS CHANGED FROM THE ABOVE PICTURE
AND NOW LOOKS LIKE THE ONE BELOW

OR IF YOU HAVE ANY OF
THE FOLLOWING LISTED HABITS :

Technical Support calls "YOU" for help.
Someone at work tells you a joke & you say LOL  outloud.
You keep begging your friends to get an on-line account
    so "we can hang out".
You've had to get a 2nd phoneline so you can call the Pizza Hut.
You don't know where all of your time has gone.
Your wife now complains of you moving your fingers....... in your sleep instead of talking.
Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.
You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your wife is a sleep.
You find yourself lying to others about your time online.
You'd rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying to much than the truth - online all night.
Your dog leaves you....Your wife threatens to...!
You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-face.
You have a map on the wall with lots of red pins to mark where people are you have met.
You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.
You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you've your first cup of coffee.
Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have had.
You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
You stop typing whole words and use things like  brb, dunno and :-)
You type faster than you think.
You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.
You dream in "text".
You double click your TV remote.
You check your E-mail and forget you have real mail.
You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner,because you wanted to "check your mail"

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~ WHAT WILL THAT " KAT " DO NEXT ? ~

IT'S NICE TO HAVE A ACTIVE MOUSER AROUND YOUR HOUSE,
BUT THIS " KAT " HAS TAKEN IT'S AUTHORITY TO THE MAX......HUH ?
OH WELL, IT SURE MAKES A NICE SCREEN SAVER ! ! !

                        
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~ SAY FELLA ! ~
KEEP BETTING ALL OF YOUR MONEY
AT THE TRACK ON THOSE RACE HORSES
AND Y'ALL WILL BE SURE GO TO THE DOGS ! ! !
FACT : " YOU CAN'T WIN FOR LOSING ! "

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~ TWENTY - ONE ~

[1] - The best way to get even is to forget.....And have an attitude change !
[2] - Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.....!
[3] - God wants more spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.....!
[4] - Some folks wear their halos much too tight.....!
[5] - Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth.....!
[6] - Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days,
then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea !
[7] - Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up.....!
[8] - Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous.
You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.....!
[9] - Words are windows to the heart.....!
[10] - A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery !
[11] - It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill just add a little dirt !
[12] - A successful marriage isn't finding the right person
it's beingthe right person !
[13] - The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground !
[14] - Too many people offer God prayers, with claw marks all over them !
[15 ] - The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it....!
[16] - To forgive is to set the prisoner free,
and then discover the prisoner was you.....!
[17] - You have to wonder about humans,
they think God is dead and Elvis is alive.....!
[18] - It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again.
Just be sure to flush when you are done.....!
[19] - You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress
when it sticks out its neck.....!
[20] - If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence,
you can bet the water bill is higher also.....!
[21] - Just a thought !.....Could green dragons be real ?

[ THERE IS A HIGHER PRICE TO BE PAID ! ]

You are richer today if you have laughed, given, and forgiven.

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~ THE HOLY SPIRIT/GHOST V/S THE SPIRIT OF MAN/EVIL ~

THERE ARE FOLKS TODAY THAT ARE BEING DESTROYED
BECAUSE OF OTHER FOLK'S WHO BECOME GREEN WITH ENVY AND JEALOUSY OF THEM
REMEMBER :
YOU MUST KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE HOLY GHOST OR ELSE THE UN-HOLY ONE WILL TAKE CONTROL

EPHESIANS 2:1 " And you hath he quickened, who were dead in trespasses and sins; V:2 Wherin in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience: V:3 Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lust of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others. "

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JUDE V:16 " These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage. " V:18 " How they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. " V:19 " These be they, who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit. "

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One of the most fierce and hypocritical human emotions that man can express is envy. A wicked wish from someone who cultivates jealousy and bad thoughts toward you is a great danger. Each time the sender of envy thinks and emits this black emotional thought - entity, he or she targets it toward the unprotected natural field of a person-receiver's spirit, thus creating serious diseases and emotional problems. These bad feelings ally easily with obscure Underworld entities, attacking the person who is the target of the envy. This often occurs within dreams. When the envy is conscious and sent deliberately, the harm is even more terrible, appearing as a sudden illness in the person's life, with no apparent cause. In most traditions, natives exercise careful demeanor in order to avoid being the target of people's envy. Yet Christians fail to heed this in their daily walk. Utmost discretion and true humility regarding one's material and spiritual wealth, even with close friends, is the best guardian. People who constantly show off their spiritual ability are not prudent, exposing themselves unnecessarily to all sorts of life's tragedies without knowing it. Obviously, many people are not aware of this, for they continue their pretenses in an unconscious fashion. This seems to be a cultural peculiarity of Western countries. The majority of people on this planet constantly emit and discharge their bad spiritual thoughts and bad words onto anyone at hand. Unfortunately, this is a behavior that is never truly reproached and that is, to a certain degree, accepted in many strata of the society. In fact, this is nothing other than a complete lack of education in these supposedly "cultivated" societies.

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The scripture speaks about this : EPHESIANS 4:27 " Neither give place to the devil. "

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In the end, everyone sends potential physical and moral harm to everyone else, even through their most intimate feelings and thoughts and spirit.  Most people are not even aware that their envious thoughts may make someone sick. They constantly unload their heavy temper and negative emotions onto others, instead of assuming and transforming these in their own core. This is one of the ways that the dark forces of evil have filtered into us. By disposing our emotional garbage on others, by getting angry at others, or blaming them, we assume we have freed ourselves of it. However, energies do not operate this way. Not only do we harm others, but, instead of freeing ourselves, we create a vicious circle. And one day our negativity returns to us, at the end of the circle. It returns with more force because it has accumulated all the negativity of others in this process. To metamorphose such endless absurd attitudes, a warrior's self-control is required, as well as an immediate aptitude for feeling another's moccasins. We must acquire, in our spiritual walk and learning, a discipline that redirects our negativity toward the natural elements. For example, there are countless practices to release negative emotions: by hugging a tree, breathing into the earth, swimming in water, or burning the object of our suffering in the fire. Natural elements hold the power to truly transmute the Holy Spirit away from emotional garbage, unlike other humans who are easily entangled in their own negativity. The earth will transform our negativity into inner power, the fire will transmute it into light, the tree will absorb it into its own roots, and water will help us forgive. Sometimes envy or bad thoughts may try to insidiously enter into our energy field, without piercing through if you are spiritualy strong. If this is the case, it immediately bounces back to the sender's field, who may in turn become ill. At other times, the envy that took the form of an obscure entity may well discharge itself onto a close familiar of the targeted person. Unfortunately, children are often perfect victims because of their greater openness. It is, therefore, important to bless and cover your entire family with the Blood of Jesus, asking for protection from the Heavenly Father.
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