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~ THE RECORDS FLOATING ~
IN THE AIR OF
EVERYBODY SINGING THEIR OWN BLUES SONG
FOLK'S ! IT IS THE SAME
ALL OVER THE WORLD
OKAY HERE IS THE " NEW
PLAN ! "
DON'T THAT SOUND NICE FOR YOU AMERICANS AND IT WILL WIN OUR APPROVAL ?
{1} The U.S. will apologize to the world for their " interference "
in our affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of
them good old boys'. And that we will never " interfere " again.
{2} We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at only at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
{3} All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
{4} All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
{5} No " students " over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes or they get a " D " and it's back home baby.
{6} The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
{7} Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $50 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
{8} If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not " interfere, " They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.
{9} Ship the U.N. Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
{10} All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us " The Ugly Americans " any longer.
GOD IS LIKE.........
A sixth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class
to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to
communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles and relieve the headaches.
A FORD
He's got a better idea, to get you where you are going.
COKE
He's the real thing, there is no other.
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares about you the most, so He gives the very best.
TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He is the power that brings good things to life.
SEARS
He has everything, a person needs
ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like how settled He makes you feel when you are upset.
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there, and has holding power.
DELTA
He's ready to take you aboard now, so you will be ready to fly away some day !
ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.
VO-5 Hair
Spray
He holds firm through all kinds of weather.
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you had Him, to clean you up. Don't you wish everybody
did !
THE
U.S. POST
OFFICE LETTER CARRIER
Neither rain, nor snow, nor
sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.
MATTHEW 24:6 " AND YE SHALL HEAR OF WARS AND RUMOURS OF WARS: SEE THAT YE BE NOT TROUBLED: FOR ALL THESE THINGS MUST COME TO PASS, BUT THE END IS NOT YET. "
The average age of the Infantryman is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's; but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz and 155mm Howitzers. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark. He can recite to you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively if he must. He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop or stop until he is told to march. He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of fatigues: he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth, but never to clean his rifle. He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you're thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low. He has learned to use his hands like weapons and weapons like they were his hands. He can save your life - or take it, because that is his job. He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay and still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death then he should have in his short lifetime. He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped to create them. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to 'square-away' those around him who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home, he defends their right to be disrespectful. Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great-grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom. Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is the American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years. He has asked nothing in return, except our friendship, understanding and our prayers. Remember him, always, for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood.
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