Announcer Kimberly Craig and head ref Kurt Zamora come out to the FPW theme song. They begin to introduce the card's matches when they are interrupted by the UHI. The UHI give them the boot and begin to speak their mind about their upcoming matches. Then they introduce the newest member of the UHI, Miss Jennifer, who is extremely gorgeous I might add. She speaks directly to Swink the Shocker's valet Miss Cha-ta, telling her to stay away from her and her men or their would be hell to pay. The UHI then exits to the backstage area

Our first match is a semifinal match in the Blockbuster Title Tournament between the dark and mysterious One Man Chain Gang and "The Latino Jalapeno" El Chupocavre. When Chupo entered he quickly attacked OMCG but was shrugged off immediately. OMCG dominated most of the match with big power moves. Scott Structure then came out with his new valet Miss Jennifer. As she easily distracted head ref Kurt Zamora, Scott Structure laid OMCG out with his finishing move, the BreakDown. He threw Chupo on top of OMCG and Zamora turned around and made the three count. El Chupocavre had advanced to the finals of the Blockbuster Title Tournament, meeting either SuperSoldier or Video Gamer X.

It has been announced that Russell "The Racker" Jones and Brian Ortega will both be "no-showing" here at "Return to the Rumble". More on this as it comes in.

The next match is another semifinal match in the Blockbuster title tournament between Video Gamer X and SuperSoldier. Soldier took control early with some techinal wrestling. Gamer responded with a low blow and took control. Soldier then bounced back with some strong punches and kicks. Soldier covered Gamer with a steel folding chair then hit a version of RVD's rolling thunder. This was enough to finish off Gamer when Soldier got the three count. Soldier moves up to the final round of the Blockbuster title tournament to meet El Chupocavre.

One Man Chain Gang stormed out from the back furious about Scott Structure interfering in his earlier match. He challenges Structure to an FPW Title Match. Structure then comes out and accepts only if the title match is a no DQ ladder match. They shake hands and it looks like we have a double main event.

Now for the final round of the Blockbuster Title Tournament between El Chupocavre and SuperSoldier. The two wrestlers that are in it, had the two lowest vote counts on the "Who's going to win the BB Title Tournament" poll. Just thought you'd like to know that. SuperSoldier was the latter to enter the match, and Chupo immediately rolled him up to try to get the quick win but Soldier kicked out. Soldier then took over quicky with an assortment moves. Chupo reversed an attempted Military Spike, and took control. Chupo used some Mexican death submissions but Soldier would not submit. Chupo used some foriegn objects but he could not keep Soldier down. Chupo got cocky and Soldier took over. Soldier hit a tornado DDT to set up his finisher. Before he could hit it, Video Gamer X ran out to attack Soldier, but missed and hit Chupo instead. Zamora ran Gamer off and Soldier hit his finisher, the Military Spike. 1-2-3 and SuperSoldier is the new FPW Blockbuster Champion.

We are taken backstage where we see Miss Jennifer walking towards head ref Kurt Zamora. She begins to talk to him, when conveniently all three members of the UHI walk by and witness this. They proceed to beat the living crap out of Zamora with Miss Jennifer even getting a kick in. They leave Zamora laying in pain all laughing hysterically.

Next we see Zamora hobbling outside and ordering camera time. He challenges C-Dog to let him in the hardcore title match.

We get word that C-Dog and more importantly Owner/Promoter Travis Woods has given Zamora the OK and he will be wrestling in the hardcore title match.

C-Dog enters first with the lovely Miss Jennifer. Dr. Ivey enters next with Zamora following. Dr. Ivey attacks Zamora first only to be thrown down hard. Then C-Dog goes after Zamora with his traditional kendo stick bashing followed by some kidney kicks. Zamora gets to feet only to recieve a massive wedgie from "The Operator of Pain" Dr. Ivey. Then C-Dog hit Zamora with the infamous "clothes hamper kendo shot"! C-Dog takes down Dr. Ivey with a pan shot. Out of no where, Dr. Ivey says "he has had enough and he is out of here" and leaves FPW Arena. Not really sure what's going on there folks. Zamora takes control for a moment with some stiff punches and gigantic scoop slam. But C-Dog comes back with a side-head DDT. He uses every foregin object in the area against his opponent. He begins to hit him with the steel folding chair repeatively. C-Dog then superkicks Zamora so hard he falls right through a table. He then covers Zamora for the three count. C-Dog retains his coveted FPW Harcore Title and Dr. Ivey's relationship with FPW once again is shaky!

Our next match,which is one half of the double main event, is the no DQ ladder match for the FPW Title. The challenger, One Man Chain Gang, enters first followed by the champ, Scott Structure accompanied by the goddess known as Miss Jennifer. After Zamora set up the FPW Title on the roof, the match quickly began as Structure attempted to attack OMCG but he was quickly thwarted off. OMCG began to dominate but the momentum was reversed when Structure hit OMCG with a low blow. Strcuture began to use the no DQ rules to his advantage as he used a steel folding chair and a mail box against OMCG. Structure attempted a vertical suplex but it was reversed by the more powerful OMCG into a vertical suplex of his own followed by a DDT. OMCG set up the ladder and went for the belt but Structure hit OMCG in the side of the head with a chain. Structure started to use the ladder as a weapon but OMCG then gave Structure a super kick and the ladder fell on him. OMCG began to dominate again using many legal foriegn objects. OMCG went for the title again but Structure once again stopped him with a chair. Structure went for the Breakdown but OMCG blocked it and went for the chokeslam. Structure once again hit OMCG with a kick to the groin area and climbed the fence. He hit OMCG with a splash off the fence which took away energy from both men. Structure then stood on a chair and jumped at OMCG, but he was caught and OMCG threw him back down in the chair and gave him another superkick. OMCG nailed Structure with a chair shot to the forehead and then hit a piledriver. When Structure staggered back to his feet, he managed to hit OMCG with another low blow. OMCG must have balls of steel folks! Structure began to take over with some leg drops and a boston crab followed by a mailbox shot. Structure climbed the ladder to grab the belt but OMCG grabbed Structure by the throat and chokeslammed him through a table. It appeared that OMCG won the match but Trailer Trash suddenly appeared and Trash threw some sort of powder in the eyes of OMCG. OMCG fell off the ladder and Trash picked up Structure and pushed him up the ladder. Structure grabbed the FPW Title and the match was over. Scott Structure is helped to the back by his lovely valet Miss Jennifer, and he retains his FPW Championship and will be defending it at the next show against the winner of the next match!

The last match on the card is the second match of the double main event. Trailer Trash will battle it out with Swink the Shocker to find out who the #1 contender is for the FPW Title. Trash enters first with the beautiful Miss Jennifer. Then Swink the Shocker enters with his new valet Miss Cha-ta who is also very gorgeous I might add. When the two valets see each other, they immediately begin to fight and their men pull them off each other and they leave. Once the bell rings, both men lock up fast. Trash puts Shocker in the a fireman's carry and throws him into a peice of broken table leaning on the fence. This move keeps Trash in control for some time. Trash uses a combination of submissions, hardcore weapon usage and power moves to beat down Shocker but he couldn't get the pin. Trash takes down Shocker with some big suplexes and Trash tries to hit the Tip-Over but Shocker reverses and rolls him up to only get a two count. The momentum changes hands as Shocker begins to dominate with some kicks and punches. Shocker uses some foreign objects to his advantage and hits a karate type hip toss. He takes Trash down with many singapore cane shots all over the body. Shocker puts Trash in a half crab but Trash refuses to submit. Shocker continues to assualt Trash with a barrage of moves but Trash hit a low blow. He then hit Shocker with a large peice of broken table across the back to take Shocker down. Trash climbed the ladder to attempt a high flying move but Shocker jumped to his feet and gave Trash a high impact clothesline sending Trash threw a table. Swink then locked Trash in his finishing move, the Shockshooter and right before Trash could give up, his fellow UHI member Scott Structure ran out and nailed ref Kurt Zamora in the head with a kendo stick and Structure did the same to Shocker. As Structure was attacking Shocker, OMCG ran out and took out Structure and then Trailer Trash. OMCG drug the FPW Champion to the back and Shocker once again took over. Shocker gave Trash a vertical suplex right through another table. Shocker then locked on the Shockshooter to Trash for the second time and this time Trash tapped out. Scott Structure is in big trouble folks, Swink the Shocker is the #1 contender for the FPW Title and he isn't happy at all!

Ortega and Racker no show? Dr. Ivey takes off in the middle of a match? One Man Chain Gang out for Revenge against the UHI? Is Structure ready for Shocker? Find out next time on...."How the Backyard Turns"....or the news section.

Results by Jimmy Rollins