[The show begins with repeating the main parts of the Jake Andrews v Iceberg bombs match at Revenge; freeze framing as the big explosion occurs]
[Cut to Jake Andrews still in his wheelchair backstage being interviewed. He says he’ll be back in action in 2 – 3 months, but may return earlier, because he is desperate to get his hands on Iceberg. As he says this, Iceberg emerges from behind him, waves to the camera with a sick smile, and destroys Jake with shots to the head with a barbed wire baseball bat. He knocks over the wheelchair and leaves]
[Teenage Angst by Placebo blares out of the loudspeakers, its time for April Angst to start!]
Pual Honksaad v The Italian Stallion – Leather Strap Match
Pual was aggressive early in this one, attacking the Italian with a very angry look on his face. Using the strap, to whoop the Stallion he hit a piledriver and began to touch the buckles but was suplexed as he reached the first.
This gave the Italian Stallion a chance to hit a spinebuster and a big DDT. Looking for a clothesline over the top, Pual ducked and held the ropes leaving the Stallion in the air upside down. The blood rushed to the head of the Italian who kicked Pual in the back of the head, allowing him back into the ring.
Pual reversed a facebuster into a bulldog and hit the PualBomb. He reached the first 2 buckles but as he touched the 3rd the lights went out for nearly a minute with sounds of fighting clearly audible in the ring, as I’m a Maniac plays.
When the lights returned, Pual was down in the ring with MANIAC! Spray-painted on his back in red spray paint. However the Italian was also down on the mat with his chest spray painted in the same way. They both got up at the same time but the Stallion hit a Thesz press and used the strap to choke out Pual. Italian Stallion touched the 4 corners, and wins the match.
Guru Arjin & WhirlWind v Sir Exton + Able - Tag Title Match
This does not last long, Guru Arjin destroying his partner before the bell, knocking Sir Exton over the top, and hitting the Guru Lock for the tap out in precisely 11 seconds.
[After the match there is a brawl between WhirlWind and Guru Arjin, and Sir Exton]
[Screen cuts to Mcguinn + Hempy celebrating backstage. A small Mexican in a mask walks past, and Hempy makes a midget comment. The Mexican, who has El Diablo on his cape, gets in the champs face, which sparks a pull apart brawl with Chug coming to the aid of El Diablo]
[Hempy immediately makes his way to the ring and makes the main event of the card on the 30th of April Hempy’s Birthday Spectacular! There will be a party as he will again have the night off, and he will special referee a tag match between Mcguinn + Italian Stallion v Chug + El Diablo]
Mcguinn v Chug – TV Title Inferno Match
This begins with many close calls near the flames, with Mcguinn’s face inches away from the flames after a big suplex by Chug. Soon both men are bleeding, thanks to Hempy throwing in weapons, with varied results. One barbed wire bat rebounds knocking Hempy out cold. Meanwhile, Chug misses a Chugger train and nearly runs right to the flames. Mcguinn hits a dropkick and some martial art kicks to keep the big man off his feet.
But out of nowhere Chug spears Mcguinn and hits the Chugger train knocking Mcguinn to the flames. But the referee has been knocked out by Hempy with the barbed wire bat that had supposedly knocked him out.
Italian Stallion appears and extinguishes The Irish Mangler.
Hempy riskily then jumps over the flames and nails Chug from behind with the barbed wire bat, and sets his ass on fire, and the ref rings the bell.
[After the bell, Hempy and co run for the hills, but are cut off by El Diablo + Pual who brawl as the screen fades to black]