HWF Revenge – Live at the HWF Arena

[The show begins with footage of the Rumble, showing Able with the help of Sir Exton outside the ring eliminating Bounty B, Chug being eliminated by the interfering Italian Stallion, and the closing moments of the Rumble, where a peeved Mcguinn costed Pual Honksaad the match.  Freeze frame of Iron Wolf celebrating]

[Backstage, we see Hempy, Mcguinn and the Italian Stallion whispering]

Bounty A + B v Able + Sir Exton – Tag Team Titles

Our first of 4 title matches begins with Able + Bounty A.  Bounty A starts off well, beating down the Christian and hitting a nice snap suplex for 2.  Able hits back with a dropkick and tags in Sir Exton who goes to work with his unorthodox offence.  An inverted DDT got Sir a 2 count.  But the challenger got too cocky missing a moonsault allowing Bounty A to make the tag.  Bounty B knocked down both challengers with a flurry of punches, forcing them to the outside.  While Able and Sir Exton regrouped, the Bounties danced and jiggled their manbreasts!

While the ref forced Bounty A back to his corner, the challengers pounced, hitting a double suplex.  Bounty B got a whooping for the next several minutes, with the challenger showing great teamwork keeping him near their corner.  But a missed clothesline by Sir Exton allowed Bounty A back into the fight.  A 4 man brawl occurred, and as Able and Bounty A brawled on the outside, Sir Exton hit a cobra neckbreaker for the 3 and the titles.

As Able and Sir Exton celebrate with their belts, Able looks up to heaven with a smile. 

[We cut to backstage where Chug is warming up for his match with The Italian Stallion.  We then see Hempy, Mcguinn + Italian Stallion whispering again]

[Back in the ring, the ropes are being replaced with barbed wire, the bombs are being set, and we are ready for our Hardcore Title Match]

Iceberg v Jake Andrews – No rope barbed wire, Time Bomb Death Hardcore Title Match

Jake enters, his ribs are taped from an injury sustained during the Rumble.  Iceberg arrives with a wheelbarrow full of weapons, and Jake starts the match with a somersault plancha over the barbed wire, on to Iceberg.  Jake stomps on the champion and grabs a stop sign and begins to offload on the champion.  After rolling Iceberg into the ring, Jake grabs a branding iron, and goes to work in disfiguring the back of the champion, much to the fans delight.  Jake whips Iceberg into the ropes, causing a large laceration on the shoulder of Iceberg.  Jake takes advantage by bringing a bomb into the center of the ring.  Jake goes for a snap suplex but is blocked and suplexed into the barbed wire by Iceberg.  Jake is bleeding from the chest, and Iceberg takes advantage with some sharp knife-edge chops.

We are told there are 60 seconds until the bombs go off.  Iceberg hits The Ice Pick and leaves the ringside area, leaving Jake in the ring, we count down 10 9 8 7 6 Jake gets up but passes out from the blood loss 5 4 3 2 1…

KABOOM!!!  A huge explosion literally breaks the ring mat in 2.  Iceberg looking quite worried makes the 3 count and retains the hardcore belt.

EMT’s are quick on the scene and Jake is rushed backstage and to an ambulance.

[We cut back to a distinctly paler Hempy, Mcguinn + Italian Stallion wishing Mcguinn luck in his TV Title match next]

[Mechanics are desperately fixing the ring and lowering the Hell in The Cell for our next match]

[Pual is shown backstage and bumps into Eclipse.  The Dutch man says “Good luck, ya!” but Eclipse makes no response, he simply stares blankly at the TV Champ.  Pual leaves, a little spooked]

The ring is fixed, the cell is down and we are ready.

Pual Honksaad v Eclipse v Whirl Wind v James Mcguinn – Hell In the Cell Tv Title Match

The match starts with a mass brawl as all 3 men attack Whirl Wind, who is still hurt from the Rumble.  As Pual grinds his face into the cage, quickly reopening the large gash to his forehead, Mcguinn beats down on Eclipse, who smiles at the punishment, despite nearly being beaten unconscious.  The peeved Pual who unloads on the Irish Mangler interrupts Mcguinn from beating up Eclipse.  Meanwhile Whirl Wind dropkicks Eclipse through the Cell.  Eclipse is clutching his back as Whirl Wind, who gets attacked from behind by Pual, stomps on him.  Mcguinn, who looks decidedly worried, climbs the Cell to keep away from Pual.  But Pual follows him up the cell, who is followed by Whirl Wind, and eventually Eclipse as all 4 men are climbing.  But Eclipse’s back is hurt too badly and he can’t climb.  The other 3 though are fighting on top of the cell.  Pual, who goes to work on the bleeding Whirl Wind, quickly knocks down Mcguinn.  After a flurry of punches, Mcguinn throws Whirl Wind off the cell, onto Eclipse.  Eclipse screams in agony as his back is crushed.  Whirl Wind is out cold.  As Pual looks down at the carnage he has made, Mcguinn hits a nasty power bomb on the surprised Honksaad through the cell, then hits a flying head butt off the cell onto Eclipse + WhirlWind. 

All 4 men are out cold, but Hempy + The Italian Stallion arrive and drag Mcguinn onto Eclipse for the 3 count and the title.

[Scene shows Mcguinn being carried back, while EMT’s checks the others]

[Cut to Iron Wolf, who looks very worried, watching a replay of the carnage from the bombs match earlier.]

Chug v Italian Stallion – Falls Count Anywhere Match

This match begins with Hempy + a barely awake Mcguinn doing colour commentary.  Hempy proclaims that Chug lost the Rumble on purpose, because he is a chicken, nothing but a chicken, and they would prove that tonight.

Chug gets the upper hand on Italian Stallion early, using the ring steps to get an early advantage.  But he missed a headbutt, and ended up hitting the ring posts.

Mcguinn mutters something ineligible.

Chug is in trouble as Mr Biceps The Italian Stallion hits a big powerslam for a 2 count.

Chug enters the crowd, and taunts The Italian Stallion to follow.

Hempy says Chug is trying to lose the match again, because he is a chicken and is always looking for excuses.

They brawl through the crowd, all the way up to the balcony!!!!!

Soon both men are reeling on the edge of the balcony, which is 30 feet in the air.  Chug knocks Mr Biceps off his feet, but gets low blowed and falls 30 feet to the floor!  As the crowd chant “Holy s***” Hempy and Mcguinn leave the announce booth with a can of petrol, a jug with black liquid + a bag.

The petrol is doused all over Chug.  The black liquid is tar, it is thrown over the chest + legs of Chug, and as Italian Stallion smiles from above, the bag full of feathers covers Chug.  Tarred and feathered, Mcguinn produces a match and sets Chug alight!!!!!  Chug suddenly runs off screaming in pain, as he is losing all his oxygen from the flames. 

[Hempy takes the mic and announces that this proves that Chugger is nothing but a cowardly, running away chicken on the inside + outside!!!]

[Cut to Iron Wolf, who looks worried realising all his possible people to back him up (Chug, Pual, Jake) are all unable.]

Hempy v Iron Wolf – World Title Match

This doesn’t last long.  Iron Wolf is still shaken up from the incident earlier with Jake.  Hempy takes full advantage hitting the Hempy Cutter in no time flat for the win. 

[As they celebrate, Chug arrives back, still covered in feathers but no longer alight, and Hempy and his buddies run away.  Chug makes a chicken impersonation as we go off the air.]