The program starts with the SWF logo coming up, then.....
We get a shot of a deserted street. The camera walks along and suddenly falls into a hole in the floor. The camera flies down, being passed by fire of all colours. Demons of all descriptions are everywhere. The cameraman finally lands by a sign saying, "Welcome to Stygian-Hell's Prison". Loud, Heavy music comes on and the title "Monday Night Purgatory" comes up in firery writing. Images of many different wrestlers are seen beating each other with chairs, chains and baseball bats or executing their finishers flash on screen. The final shot is a man with long white hair. He stretches out his hand to the camera and says in a calm voice, "Welcome to Stygian". He throws his head back and laughs evilly while the cameraman runs away.
As the title video fades out, the cameras pan accross the arena. We then see the two comentators: D.Boss and Ozzy J.
D.Boss is wearing a black suit with a black tie, his black hair is tied back and he's wearing black eye-liner. Ozzy J meanwhile is wearing black combat pants and a long-sleeve Black Sabbath t-shirt with black eye-liner. His black hair is hung loose and has green streaks at the front.
DB: Welcome everybody to the first REAL Monday Night Purgatory.
OJ: I'm Ozzy J.
DB: And I'm D. Boss. We got a great show here tonight.
OJ: But you only say that because you work for this Federation.
DB: Shut-
OJ: In fact, you haven't even seen the matches yet, how do you know if it's a great show?
DB: Because I have faith in the guys who run the Fed.
OJ: You mean Soulfire and Pitt.
DB: Yep, but not the actual wrestlers, those are just the names of the makers.
OJ: Who also happen to be wrestlers' names who also happen to be in this Fed!
DB: Point being?
OJ: I dunno!
DB: Exactly. So let's get this show on the road.
Anouncer: This contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first...
Weighing in at 170 pounds...
Representing Hatred For All....
"The Howler" Banshee
"We Hate Everyone" by Type O Negative comes on to the PA. Banshee walks out, his thin but muscular frame silhouetted against a red light. He adjusts his mask and strokes his dreadlocks. As he poses, the crowd boo him. He walks down to ringside and sits in the ring.
DB: So do you like this guy or not?
OJ: Well, who's he fighting?
DB: Nephilim.
OJ: That hot chick!! Then nope, I hate this guy too.
His opponent...
(Love You To Death by Type O Negative comes on)
Fighting out of the Light...
Weighing in at 165 pounds...
The Leader of Legion of the Damned.....
"God's Daughter" Nephilim
A bright white light comes out of the entranceway, and Nephilim steps out, arms outstretched. Since joining Legion of the Damned as their leader, she wears black leather pants and a black halter top. Her hair is still white from her Ministry of Light days. She walks half-way down the ramp and stops, looking out to the crowd. The crowd erupts. In response she runs her hands down her body. The crowd erupts even louder.
OJ: Hubbahubbahubba.
DB: Put your tongue back in we've got a match.
*Bell Rings*
They lock up.
Nephilim uses a back elbow on Banshee.
Nephilim is going for the pin.
DB: Kinda early.
OJ: Pin him baby, come on!
Earl Hebner counts: One, shoulder up.
Nephilim whips Banshee into the ropes.
Nephilim hits Banshee with a butt-bump.
OJ: Oh baby......
Nephilim raises her hands to the sky.
A small "Nephilim" chant is being started.
DB: They like her here in Stygian.
OJ: Everybody should.
DB: Isn't she from Heaven?
OJ: So?
DB: Aren't we in Hell's Prison?
OJ: So?
Banshee places Nephilim on the turnbuckle.
Banshee executes a reverse top rope Frankensteiner on Nephilim.
OJ: Oh sh** baby, GET UP!!!
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
OJ: Phew.
Banshee goes for a back heel kick, but Nephilim ducks out of the way.
Nephilim runs into the ropes.
Banshee hits Nephilim with a backdrop.
Banshee screams.
Banshee is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
OJ: Take that you little motherf-
DB: He could still beat you.
OJ: Oh really!?!
DB: Yup. You said you could beat Angel too.
OJ: I could easily beat Angel.
DB: He's fighting tonight so why don't you challenge him?
Ozzy J glares at D. Boss.
Banshee throws Nephilim out of the ring.
Banshee goes through the ropes.
Banshee hits a flying cross body press on Nephilim.
Earl Hebner counts: 1.
Banshee whips Nephilim into the guardrail.
Earl Hebner counts: 2.
Banshee whips Nephilim into the guardrail.
Earl Hebner counts: 3.
OJ: One thing, what's Earl Hebner doing in Hell?
DB: Hmmm, never thought of that.
OJ: Isn't he the senior official in WWF?
DB: Who cares, there's a match with your favourite Nephilim.
OJ: Ooooh, good point!
Banshee nails Nephilim with a double underhook suplex.
Earl Hebner counts: 4.
Banshee whips Nephilim into the guardrail.
Banshee executes a moonsault bodyblock on Nephilim.
Banshee reenters the ring.
Nephilim follows him back in.
Nephilim brings a table into the ring.
Nephilim whips Banshee into the ropes, but Banshee reverses it.
Banshee hits Nephilim with a backdrop.
Banshee goes for a back heel kick, but Nephilim ducks out of the way.
Nephilim places Banshee on the turnbuckle.
OJ: Come on baby, come on!!
Nephilim goes for a top-rope Frankensteiner, but Banshee counters it with a power bomb.
OJ: DOH!!
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Banshee complains about a slow count.
Nephilim takes Banshee down with an inside cradle.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Nephilim executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Banshee.
Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout.
OJ: Come on!!
Nephilim goes for a front-face DDT, but Banshee throws her off.
Banshee goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Nephilim blocks it.
Nephilim whips Banshee into the ropes, but Banshee reverses it.
Nephilim misses with a clothesline.
Nephilim nails Banshee with front-face DDT.
OJ: HA! She got you!
DB: Looks like she's got you too.
A small "Nephilim" chant is being started.
Nephilim nails Banshee with an enzuigiri.
Nephilim takes Banshee down with front-face DDT.
A small "Nephilim" chant is being started.
Banshee goes for a bulldog, but Nephilim counters it with a back suplex.
Nephilim leaves the ring.
She returns with a chair.
Nephilim sets up the chair.
Nephilim goes for a power bomb, but Banshee counters it with a hurricanrana.
Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout.
Banshee screams.
Banshee is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
OJ: YOU SUCK!!!!!
Banshee uses flying headscissors on Nephilim.
Banshee catches Nephilim in a double chickenwing submission.
Nephilim reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Banshee hits Nephilim with a moonsault bodyblock.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
Banshee is met with a mixture of cheers and boos.
OJ: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Bell Rings*
The winner is Banshee. Time of match: 0:04:26
OJ: Why God, why?
DB: God forsake her remember?
OJ: Oh yeah.
DB: Besides we're in Hell.
OJ: Well our interviewer Aeon has caught up with Nephilim, let's go to him..
A: Tough luck Nephilim, what do you think whent wrong?
Nephilim: Just caught me by surprise. I could take him again now.
A: Well it looks like Banshee will climb the ladder ahead of you.
Neph: Just means it'll hurt his ass more when I throw him off it.
A: How do you react to the amount of male fans you have..?
Neph: I don't really care, Aeon. I'm happy they're cheering me on, but with a body like this.....how could you resist?
A: ......um....Thank you for your time. Back to ringside.
Anouncer: This contest is a no-DQ-Barbed Wire Baseball Bat match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the Women's Title.
OJ: Nothing I like better than two women in a full-on fight.
DB: This should be brutal.
Introducing first...
Weighing in at 188 pounds...
Representing The Underworld....
"Psycho Bitch" Tallow
The lights go off.....and a large explosion brakes the silence. She walks out in black PVC pants with open sides which has red lace running down them and a red flame bikini. She jumps around psychotically on top of the ramp before coming down to ringside. Upon entering the ring, she screams and the turnposts errupt with flame.
Her opponent...
Weighing in at 170 pounds...
Representing Masters of Reality....
The Women's Champion...
Blackfire
The noise of a baby crying that is "Dark Side of the Womb" by Type O Negative comes on to the PA, which suddenly changes to "Haunted" by Type O Negative. Blackfire walks out in a long black hooded robe. She walks slowly down the ramp with her head down. After entering the ring she throws off the robe and crowd pops.
*Bell Rings*
They lock up.
Blackfire punches Tallow.
Blackfire punches Tallow.
Blackfire punches Tallow.
DB: We can expect some pretty brutal fighting in this match.
OJ: You can say that again.
DB: We can expect some pretty-
OJ: I said you COULD, not DO!!
Blackfire nails Tallow with a power bomb.
DB: That had to hurt.
Tim White counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Blackfire leaves the ring.
She returns with a 2 by 4.
OJ: Oh no....wait a minute, being the color man I have to like the bad guys. Okay, GO BLACKFIRE!!
Blackfire hits her with the 2 by 4.
Blackfire throws Tallow out of the ring.
OJ: You go girl!!
Blackfire jumps onto her with a flying clothesline.
Blackfire whips Tallow into the guardrail.
OJ: Yeah!!
Blackfire knocks Tallow into the ringsteps.
Blackfire comes over to the anouncer's desk and punches Ozzy J.
The crowd is cheering on Blackfire.
DB: Ha.
Blackfire takes Tallow down with a piledriver.
Blackfire nails Tallow with a backdrop driver.
Blackfire hits a double underhook piledriver on Tallow.
Blackfire sets up a table.
DB: You okay Ozzy? Get up, your girlfriend is fixing things up.
OJ: That hurt...
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackfire goes for a roundhouse kick, but Tallow ducks out of the way.
OJ: GO TALLOW!!!
DB: I thought you liked Blackfire?
OJ: Changed my mind.
Blackfire throws Tallow back into the ring.
Blackfire executes a double underhook piledriver on Tallow.
The crowd is cheering on Blackfire.
Blackfire throws Tallow out of the ring.
OJ: Will she make up her mind?
Blackfire jumps onto her with a flying cross body press.
Blackfire nails Tallow with a backbreaker.
Blackfire knocks Tallow into the ringpost.
DB: Pretty One-sided match this.
OJ: You don't say.
Blackfire is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Blackfire whips Tallow into the guardrail.
Blackfire is handed a chainsaw.
OJ: Oh sh**!!
Blackfire hits her with the chainsaw.
The crowd is really behind Blackfire.
Blackfire hits her with a chainsaw.
Blackfire nails Tallow with an uppercut.
Blackfire hits her with the chainsaw.
There are lots of chants for Blackfire.
Blackfire sets up Tallow on the table.
Blackfire executes the Soul's Descent through the table.
(The Soul's Decent is a Soviet Slam most like the Rock Bottom)
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is giving Blackfire a standing ovation.
OJ: Why? Shouldn't someone stop the match?!
Blackfire is handed a 2 by 4.
OJ: It's getting out of hand!
Blackfire takes a swing at Tallow with the 2 by 4, but she gets out of the way.
Tallow snatches the 2 by 4 from her.
OJ: YEAH!! Come on!!!
Tallow hits her with the 2 by 4.
OJ: YEAH!!!!
There are lots of chants for Tallow.
Tallow reenters the ring.
Blackfire follows her back in.
Tallow is going for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, kickout.
Tallow complains about a slow count.
Tallow chokes her with the the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat.
Tallow goes for a bulldog, but Blackfire throws her off.
Blackfire gives the sign for the Soul's Descent.
OJ: No......
Blackfire executes the Soul's Descent on Tallow.
Blackfire goes for the pin.
Tim White counts: One, two, three.
OJ: Damn!
The crowd is giving Blackfire a standing ovation.
The winner is Blackfire. Time of match: 0:03:29
(Blackfire retained the Women's Title.)
DB: I suppose you hate Masters of Reality as well as Hatred For All now.
OJ: Yup.
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DB: Well, we're back with a Tag Team Championship match coming up.
Anouncer: This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-tag team match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the Tag Team Titles.
Introducing first...
At a total combined weight of 592 pounds...
Representing Legion of the Damned....
Goth and Hellion-The Lost
"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative come on. Hellion walks out with Goth shambling beside him. Upon seeing Goth, the crowd cheer. Goth raises his head and we see his face covered in white foundation and black lipstick and eye make-up. He smiles weakly and shouts "I WANNA DIE!!!" to which the crowd erupts.
Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 567 pounds...
The Tag Team Champions...
Representing Ministry of Fun...
Butch and Sundance: "The One Man Showbiz Extraveganza, The Lord of the Dance, The All Singing, All Dancing, Most Entertaining Man in Sports Entertainment" Sundance and "The Most Popular Man in Sports Entertainment" The C.O.C.
OJ: Poor anouncer.
Sundance comes out and waves his hands around to which all conceivable pyrotechnic explodes around the arena. The C.O.C. walks out with "BUTCH" written on his shirt. He points around to which no pyrotechnics go off, so he gets out a match instead. The crowd laughs and continues cheering the entertaining team: Butch & Sundance.
*Bell Rings*
DB: Looks like Sundance and Hellion are starting out.
They lock up.
Hellion begs off.
Sundance takes Hellion down with a spinning thrust kick.
A small "Sundance" chant is being started.
DB: The most entertaining man is getting an early advantage.
OJ: But matches can change so easily. Just wait till there's a tag.
Sundance goes for a hangman, but Hellion counters it with a backward kick.
The C.O.C. enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
DB: They better watch out now.
Goth enters the ring and throws The C.O.C. out of the ring.
OJ: Although things could change now!
Hellion and Goth hit Sundance with a double belly-to-back suplex.
Goth leaves the ring.
Hellion throws Sundance out of the ring.
Hellion goes through the ropes.
Hellion acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Hellion knocks Sundance into the ringsteps.
Hellion whips Sundance into the guardrail.
Hellion takes Sundance down with a powerslam.
OJ: Okay, now he's getting his ass kicked.
Hellion knocks Sundance into the ringsteps.
Hellion acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Hellion hits a vertical facebuster on Sundance.
DB: ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Goth comes over to make it two-on-one.
The C.O.C. comes over, but gets cut off.
OJ: He's in for it now.
Goth grabs a chair.
Goth takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Goth executes a clothesline on Sundance.
DB: WOW!!
Hellion uses a backdrop driver on Sundance.
Goth comes over to make it two-on-one.
DB: This could be very bad for the champions.
OJ: Looks like there'll be new champions.
The C.O.C. comes over, but gets cut off.
Hellion and Goth hit Sundance with a double faceslam.
The C.O.C. gets back up and lays out Goth.
OJ: Now that's more like it.
The C.O.C. nails Hellion with a Northern Lights bomb.
Sundance nails Hellion with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
DB: Now they're double-teaming.
Sundance reenters the ring.
Hellion follows him back in.
Sundance tags out to The C.O.C..
The C.O.C. and Sundance whip Hellion into the ropes.
They hit Hellion with a double elbowsmash.
Sundance leaves the ring.
Hellion tags out to Goth.
OJ: It could all change again.
Hellion uses a back heel kick on The C.O.C..
Goth goes for a crotch slam, but The C.O.C. counters it with a punch.
Hellion leaves the ring.
Goth leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Goth sets up the chair.
DB: What's he planning?
OJ: Looks pretty bad to-
Goth executes a backspin DDT onto the chair on The C.O.C..
OJ: OUCH!!
Goth is going for the pin.
DB: That could be it!
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Goth lets out a tormented scream.
A small "Goth" chant is being started.
Goth runs into the ropes.
Goth hits a spear on The C.O.C..
Goth lets out a tormented scream.
The crowd is starting to get behind Goth.
Earl Hebner removes the chair from the ring.
Goth goes for an armlock leglock submission, but The C.O.C. blocks it.
Goth hits The C.O.C. with a diving elbow smash.
Goth goes for an Asai leg lariat, but The C.O.C. side-steps and Goth only hits air.
There are lots of chants for The C.O.C..
DB: He's not the most popular man in sports entertainment for nothing.
The C.O.C. goes for a tilt-a-whirl powerslam, but Goth counters it with spinning headscissors.
The crowd is cheering on Goth.
Goth gets a chokehold on The C.O.C..
The C.O.C. reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Goth whips The C.O.C. into the ropes.
The C.O.C. hits Goth with a kick.
The C.O.C. runs into the ropes.
The C.O.C. uses a football tackle on Goth.
OJ: Can you say where C.O.C. played college football?
DB: I'm no JR.
The C.O.C. punches Goth.
The crowd is really behind The C.O.C..
Goth punches The C.O.C..
The C.O.C. hits Goth.
There are lots of chants for The C.O.C..
The C.O.C. punches Goth.
The crowd is really behind The C.O.C..
The C.O.C. punches Goth.
The crowd is really behind The C.O.C..
Goth chops The C.O.C..
Goth is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Goth nails The C.O.C. with a backspin DDT.
The crowd is cheering on Goth.
Goth whips The C.O.C. into the ropes.
The C.O.C. hits Goth with an elbow.
Sundance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
The C.O.C. and Sundance whip Goth into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Goth with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
The crowd is cheering on Goth.
DB: The tag team champions not doing too well.
Sundance leaves the ring.
Goth executes an Asai moonsault bodyblock on The C.O.C..
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, kickout.
Goth hits The C.O.C. with a back suplex.
Goth whips The C.O.C. into the ropes, but The C.O.C. reverses it.
Goth hits The C.O.C. with a shoulderblock.
The C.O.C. executes the Corrosion of Fertility.
OJ: OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! That HAD to hurt!!
(Corrosion of Fertility is COC's trademark move. A legdrop to the groin)
He goes for the pin.
DB: That could be all...
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, KICKOUT.
OJ: Uh-oh, second wind....
Goth runs into the ropes.
Goth misses with a kick.
The C.O.C. uses a spinning power bomb on Goth.
OJ: ...is stopped right there!
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
DB: Almost had him there.
The C.O.C. whips Goth into the turnbuckle.
The C.O.C. goes for a spinning power bomb, but Goth counters it with an enzuilariato.
Hellion enters the ring.
Goth and Hellion hit The C.O.C. with the Spike Backdrop Driver.
OJ: DOH!! TAG FINISHER!!!
Goth goes for the pin.
The crowd is cheering on Goth.
Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three.
DB: That's it, we've got new champions.
The winners are The Lost. Time of match: 0:05:26
(The Lost won the Tag Team Titles.)
DB: Well, if that wasn't Hardcore enough for you, then we've got a DeathMatch Title defence up next, with Angel against Abyss. Aeon is here to show you the path to this match...
Aeon: Well once upon time Angel and Abyss were tag partners, and on numerous occasions, tag champions. In a match against C.O.C. and Sundance they had a little disagreement.
Archive footage: Angel has Sundance ready for the Fall From Grace when C.O.C. pushed Abyss off the top rope and accidentally hit into Angel. Sundance took a chance to take him down with the Grand Finarly.
A: Angel then thought Abyss did it deliberately and lost them the titles. Ever since Angel has been after Abyss like he's hated him for centuries. It was Angel who asked for the next match. That's all from me, Aeon.
This contest is a Highway-To-Hell Match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the DeathMatch Title.
Anouncer: Introducing first...
Fighting out of the Light...
Weighing in at 265 pounds...
He is a member of Hatred For All....
"The Foresaken One" Angel
OJ: YOU SUCK!!!!!
DB: Didn't take you long did it?
The lights go out and a ball of light appears on the Helltron. A church choir begins singing. The light gets bigger and brighter until it fills the whole screen. There is a large pyrotechnic explosion and "Corpus Christi" by Type O Negative blares across the PA. We see Angel come out wearing black pants, a black vest with a skull on it and black sunglasses, and his hair tied back. He walks down to the side of a highway. The crowd boo. He seems oblivious to the crowd completely. He takes off his sunglasses and takes a microphone.
Angel: Abyss, [crowd cheer] you REALLY think you've got what it takes to beat ME!? [crowd pops] Please.....And all things stupid [crowd boos] why, oh why, did you put up your title too!? Everybody here knows the reason you and me were a success as a tag team was because of me! [very loud boo] You wanted a Highway to Hell Match, well you got one!
His opponent...
(Dead Souls by Nine Inch Nails comes on)
Weighing in at 253 pounds...
Representing Farside....
The DeathMatch Champion...
Abyss
Abyss comes onto the Helltron with a look of detirmination on his face. His skin is blue and his eyes seem black, but for two golden points of light in the centre of his empty sockets. He cracks his knuckles and walks down to the Highway.
OJ: So these guys used to be friends?
DB: In a bygone age.
OJ: What?
DB: Yes.
OJ: Yes to what?
DB: Never mind.
DB: Now because this match isn't in the arena, we'll all be watching it on the HellTron.
OJ: Nice name.
DB: Thanks, the guy who writes this just thought of it.
OJ: How do you know?
DB: They just told me on my ear-set.
OJ: Really, why don't I have one?
DB: Well....um....let's start the match!
Angel finds a 2 by 4.
Angel hits Abyss with a 2 by 4.
Angel nails him with a backslide.
Tim White counts: one, shoulder up.
They begin brawling up the road.
Angel goes for a spinning heel kick, but Abyss ducks out of the way.
They begin brawling on a fly-over.
DB: Things could start going bad right about now..
Abyss executes a dropkick from the railings.
Abyss takes him down with a DDT.
Abyss goes for a back fist, but Angel ducks out of the way.
Angel goes for a dropkick, but Abyss steps aside and he hits nothing but air.
Abyss catches him in a backdrop.
Angel nails him with a dropkick to the face.
OJ: Oooh! Damn I hate that guy!
Angel throws Abyss off the fly-over.
DB+OJ: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
Abyss lands in crumpled heap in the middle of the Highway.
Abyss gets up and is hit by a car.
Angel slowly walks down to the Highway.
Angel goes for an enzuigiri to the face, but Abyss ducks out of the way.
Abyss goes for a backslide, but Angel reverses the move.
Tim White counts: one, kickout.
Angel catches him in a Discus Punch.
OJ: He's getting his ass beat!
They begin brawling by the side of the highway.
Abyss goes for flying headscissors, but Angel throws him off.
Abyss catches him in a legsweep.
They begin brawling up the road.
Abyss hits Angel with a 2 by 4.
Abyss nails him with flying headscissors.
DB: He may come back yet.
Angel takes him down with a belly-to-back suplex.
OJ: Or not. Bastard!
Angel hits Abyss with a 2 by 4.
Angel catches him in an Asai moonsault bodyblock.
Tim White counts: one, shoulder up.
They begin brawling on a fly-over.
Angel chokes Abyss with a 2 by 4.
Angel lets go after 13 seconds.
A 2 by 4 is broken in half.
Angel nails him with a cartwheel kick.
They begin brawling down the road.
Angel finds a road sign.
Angel hits Abyss with a road sign.
Angel misses a Boston crab.
Angel nails him with a backward bridge.
Tim White counts: one, kickout.
Angel goes for a brain buster, but Abyss counters with a vertical suplex.
Angel rams Abyss with a road sign.
They begin brawling by the side of the highway.
Angel goes for a Frankensteiner from the railings, but Abyss steps aside and he hits nothing but air.
Abyss executes a dropkick from the railings.
Abyss finds a 2 by 4.
Abyss hits Angel with a 2 by 4.
Abyss hits Angel with a 2 by 4.
Abyss goes for a dropkick, but Angel steps aside and he hits nothing but air.
They begin brawling on the highway.
They begin brawling by the side of the highway.
Angel catches him in a dropkick.
Angel executes the Fall From Grace.
(Fall From Grace is a spinning Soviet Slam/Rock Bottom move)
Tim White counts: one, two, kickout.
Angel catches him in an Asai leg lariat.
Angel nails him with a kick to the groin.
They begin brawling on the highway.
They begin brawling up the road.
Angel chokes Abyss with a 2 by 4.
Angel lets go after 6 seconds.
A 2 by 4 is broken in half.
They begin brawling on a fly-over.
Angel goes for the Discus Punch, but Abyss ducks out of the way.
They begin brawling down the road.
Abyss goes for a backbreaker, but Angel counters with a facerake.
They begin brawling by the side of the highway.
Angel takes him down with a handspring into a Frankensteiner.
They begin brawling on the highway.
Angel finds a road sign.
Angel hits Abyss with a road sign.
A road sign is broken in half.
Abyss finds a 2 by 4.
Abyss chokes Angel with a 2 by 4.
Abyss lets go after 7 seconds.
A 2 by 4 is broken in half.
Abyss nails him with an atomic drop.
Abyss misses an arm grapevine.
They begin brawling by the side of the highway.
Angel finds a 2 by 4.
Angel walks up to the camera and says "This one's for you Ozzy."
Angel blasts Abyss with the 2 by 4 in the face.
OJ: Son-of-a-bitch-monkey-mother-
They begin brawling up the road.
Abyss goes for a high leg clothesline, but Angel ducks out of the way.
Abyss executes a small package.
Tim White counts: one, kickout.
Abyss nails him with a crucifix.
Tim White counts: one, shoulder up.
They begin brawling on a fly-over.
Angel takes him down with a backbreaker.
Angel misses a boot choke.
They begin brawling down the road.
Abyss takes him down with a bodyslam.
Abyss goes for a back suplex, but Angel counters with a cross-body block.
Tim White counts: one, shoulder up.
Angel executes a somersault splash.
DB: Wow! You have to say that was a great move!
OJ: BORI-
DB: Shut the f*** up mother-f***er!!
Ozzy J looks at D.Boss in disbelief.
Angel goes for a dropkick to the face, but Abyss blocks it.
Abyss chokes Angel with a 2 by 4.
Abyss lets go after 8 seconds.
A 2 by 4 is broken in half.
Abyss goes for a clothesline, but Angel ducks out of the way.
They begin brawling by the side of the highway.
They begin brawling on the highway.
Angel is hit by a car.
OJ: HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They begin brawling up the road.
Abyss goes for a clothesline, but Angel ducks out of the way.
Angel nails him with a springboard moonsault.
Tim White counts: one, kickout.
Angel misses an arm grapevine.
Angel catches him in a Frankensteiner.
Tim White counts: one, two, three.
The winner is Angel. Time of match: 0:04:28
OJ: THAT's IT!!
Angel tore his left rotator cuff. He will be out for approximately 8 weeks.
(Angel won the DeathMatch Title.)
DB: Wow, nasty injury that. He's won the title, but he'll have to give it up if he can't defend it.
OJ: Why not let him fight anyway.
DB: Because he needs time off.
OJ: Hmm.....8 weeks without Angel!! Sounds good.
DB: Well up next is the Heavyweigtht Title Match, come back after the break.
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ATTACK! ATTACK!
Oh NO!! They've got the SUPER KILL 'EM ALL SALESMEN V.4!!
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DB: Now we're back after that disturbing ad break, we're ready for the main event.
This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-triangle match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the Heavyweight Title.
The crowd pops.
Introducing first...
(In Praise of Bacchus by Type O Negative comes on)
Fighting out of The Keep...
Weighing in at 286 pounds...
The Leader of The Unconquered....
Assamite
He comes out and crowd immediately boo him. A smile creeps up his face. His huge tattooed body flexes and he walks calmly down to ringside.
His opponent...
Led to the ring by The Dark Journey...
Weighing in at 315 pounds...
The Leader of Hatred for All...
Spectre
The lights go out, and a large green and red explosion erupts on the stage. Two huge almost identical figures walk out. Both have long hair tied back and goatees. The only diference is, one has green skin and hair, one has red skin and hair. One is Spectre, the other is The Dark Journey. Both have "FEAR" and "HATE" written down their pants legs. Spectre walks over the top rope and eyes Assamite.
OJ: I like this guy.
DB: Why? He's a big mean guy with magic who hates everyone.
OJ: That doesn't make him a bad person.
Their opponent...
Led to the ring by Chastity...
Weighing in at 277 pounds...
The Heavyweight Champion...
"The Prince of Nightmares" Pitt
Pitt's laugh fills the arena, then the lights go out. A lighnting bolt hits the ramp and "Goliath and the Vampires" by Monster Magnet come across the PA. The crowd explode with cheers. As the demonic rhythm plays out, Pitt walks out, his long white hair blowing on a wind which seemingly isn't there. Over his usual wrestling attire he wears two huge skulls on his shoulders which has a long black cloak bellowing out from it. Pitt stands and thrust his hands out to which another lightning bolt explodes behind him. The crowd pops. He walks down to ringside and takes of his shoulder pads and climbs into the ring.
DB: They like this guy!
*Bell Rings*
They lock up.
Pitt catches Spectre in a choke lift.
DB: How did he get the big guy up there?
OJ: I happen to have a lot of experience in that field.
Spectre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Pitt takes Spectre down with a legdrop.
Pitt laughs evilly.
The crowd is really starting to get behind Pitt.
Pitt whips Spectre into the ropes, but Spectre reverses it.
Spectre hits Pitt with an elbow.
Spectre takes Pitt down with a back elbow.
Spectre shouts "F*** YOU!!!" to his opponent.
DB: Woah!!! That's not a good use of language!
OJ: You said that to me earlier..
The crowd is starting to get behind Spectre.
Spectre nails Pitt with a diving headbutt.
Spectre goes for a piledriver, but Pitt counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Spectre counters it with a sunset flip.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Spectre complains about a slow count.
Spectre hits a backdrop on Pitt.
Pitt sits up.
A small "Pitt" chant is being started.
Spectre whips Pitt into the ropes, but Pitt reverses it.
Spectre hits a clothesline on Pitt.
Spectre takes Pitt down with a double-axhandle chop.
OJ: Pitt's getting beat up in a bad way. He must really su-
DB: Don't finish that, do you remember how powerful Pitt is?
OJ: No.
DB: He's the guy with the entire Masters of Reality at his call.
OJ: Ah...okay.
Spectre hits a double-axhandle to the back on Pitt.
Spectre shouts "F*** YOU!!!" to his opponent.
The crowd is starting to get behind Spectre.
Pitt sits up.
A small "Pitt" chant is being started.
Spectre whips Pitt into the turnbuckle.
Spectre runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Pitt lifts his knee.
Pitt hits Spectre with a clothesline.
Pitt takes Spectre down with a belly-to-back suplex.
The crowd is starting to get behind Pitt.
DB: Here come Pitt's fans.
Pitt is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pitt laughs evilly.
A small "Pitt" chant is being started.
Pitt takes Spectre down with a savate kick.
Pitt tags out to Assamite.
DB: Smart guy.
Assamite goes for a German suplex, but Spectre counters it with a facerake.
Spectre whips Assamite into the ropes.
Spectre hits Assamite with a kick.
Spectre whips Assamite into the ropes.
Assamite misses with a clothesline.
Assamite misses with a shoulderblock.
Spectre misses with a kick.
Assamite hits Spectre with a kick.
OJ: BORING!!!!
Assamite goes for an arm grapevine, but Spectre blocks it.
Spectre hits Assamite.
The crowd is starting to get behind Spectre.
Assamite chops Spectre.
Spectre chops Assamite.
Assamite chops Spectre.
The crowd is booing Assamite.
OJ: YOU SUCK!!!
DB: Careful, he's got a whole stable too.
OJ: Can't I insult anyone in this match?
DB: How 'bout my mother?
OJ: Yeah, your mother is a big....no it's no fun when you tell me to.
Assamite whips Spectre into the ropes.
Assamite misses with a shoulderblock.
Assamite nails Spectre with an Arabian Facebuster.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Assamite is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Assamite locks Spectre in an arm grapevine.
Spectre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Assamite points to the sky.
The crowd is booing Assamite.
Spectre tags out to Pitt.
DB: Trouble's coming now.
Pitt throws Assamite out of the ring.
Pitt jumps onto him with a plancha.
Pitt sets up a table.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pitt nails Assamite with a fallaway slam.
Pitt knocks Assamite into the ringsteps.
Assamite hits Pitt with a Soviet suplex.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Assamite executes a reverse neckbreaker on Pitt.
Assamite points to the sky.
The crowd is booing Assamite.
Assamite reenters the ring.
Pitt follows him back in.
Assamite whips Pitt into the ropes.
Assamite executes a takeover suplex on Pitt.
Assamite is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Pitt sits up.
Assamite goes for a shoulderbreaker, but Pitt counters it with an elbowsmash.
DB: Pitt's coming back..
Pitt hits Assamite.
Pitt hits Assamite.
A small "Pitt" chant is being started.
Pitt runs into the ropes.
Assamite hits a takeover suplex on Pitt.
OJ: Ooooohh!!
Assamite puts Pitt in a Texas Cloverleaf.
Pitt is valiantly trying to break the hold.
OJ: Could Pitt submit do ya think?
Pitt breaks the hold after 7 seconds.
DB: There's your answer.
Pitt whips Assamite into the turnbuckle.
Assamite comes back and rocks Pitt with a clothesline.
Assamite goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Pitt counters it with a facerake.
Pitt takes Assamite down with an eye gouge.
Pitt hits a fallaway slam on Assamite.
Pitt leaves the ring.
He returns with a chair.
Pitt sets up the chair.
DB: Oh my....
Pitt hits a power bomb onto the chair on Assamite.
OJ: GOD!!!!
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
DB: Can't believe he got up too!
Pitt goes for a Hotshot, but Assamite counters it with a lariat.
Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring.
Assamite runs into the ropes.
Pitt hits Assamite with a backdrop.
Pitt executes a splash on Assamite.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Pitt whips Assamite into the ropes.
Chastity pulls down the top rope.
DB: Now that's cheating!
OJ: But it's no DQ, so there.
Pitt goes through the ropes.
The crowd is cheering on Pitt.
OJ: Besides, the crowd like it.
Pitt sets up Assamite on the table.
DB: Oh Hell...
Pitt executes a power bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
OJ: S*** on me!
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
Pitt sets up a table.
DB: Not AGAIN!!
Pitt drags Assamite's head along the guardrail.
Assamite is busted wide open.
Pitt sets up Assamite on the table.
DB: Noooo!!
Pitt tries to drive Assamite through the table with a backdrop driver, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
OJ: Pitt put himself through the table!!
DB: The tables may have turned now.
Quite a few boos are audible.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Assamite is handed the silver orb.
DB: Foreign Object!!
OJ: No DQs remember.
Assamite hits him with the silver orb.
Assamite takes Pitt down with an Arabian Facebuster.
Assamite whips Pitt into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
DB: If he gets him in the ring it'll all be over.
Assamite executes a full nelson slam on Pitt.
Chastity comes from behind and distracts Assamite.
OJ: This could be Pitt's chance!
Pitt hits a double underhook backbreaker on Assamite.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Assamite hits him with the silver orb.
DB: Not AGAIN!!
Quite a few boos are audible.
Assamite nails Pitt with a full nelson slam.
Assamite goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Pitt counters it with a facerake.
Chastity comes from behind and distracts Assamite.
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
Pitt grabs a chair.
OJ: Uh-oh.
Pitt takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Pitt executes a dropkick on Assamite.
Chastity comes from behind, but Assamite nails Chastity.
DB: That's not right!
OJ: She was trying to make him lose.
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
DB: Pitt didn't like that one bit.
Chastity comes from behind, but Assamite nails Chastity.
Pitt knocks Assamite into the ringsteps.
OJ: He's obviously pissed at him.
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
Pitt takes Assamite down with a dropkick.
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
OJ: How long was this match on the inside?
DB: Not long.
Pitt hits a backdrop driver on Assamite.
Pitt executes a fallaway slam on Assamite.
Chastity comes from behind and distracts Assamite.
Pitt executes a DDT on Assamite.
Pitt sets up a table.
DB: They're killing each other, and Spectre's just standing there. Remember, if one of these two gets pinned, Spectre takes on whose left.
Pitt executes a facerake on Assamite.
Pitt sets up Assamite on the table.
DB: Oh no.
Pitt executes the Pittfall through the table.
(The Pittfall is a kind of running swinging move where Pitt grabs their chin on his way around them. He then brings the back of their head crashing down. In this case through a table!)
DB: OH.....MY......GOD!!!!!!!
The table is broken in half.
DB: I think Assamite is broken in half!
The crowd is cheering on Pitt.
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pitt takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Pitt nails Assamite with a dropkick.
Pitt takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Pitt executes a splash on Assamite.
OJ: Wow.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
DB: All Pitt has to do is get him in the ring.
Assamite hits a full nelson slam on Pitt.
OJ: Unless that happens.
Assamite goes for a shoulderbreaker, but Pitt blocks it.
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
Pitt whips Assamite into the guardrail.
Pitt reenters the ring.
Assamite follows him back in.
OJ: There we go!
Pitt hits Assamite.
The crowd is cheering on Pitt.
Assamite chops Pitt.
Assamite is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Assamite hits Pitt.
Assamite punches Pitt.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Assamite gives the sign for the Curse.
Chastity enters the ring and hits Assamite with a chair.
Pitt is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Assamite is out cold.
Pitt executes the Pittfall on Assamite.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
Assamite has been eliminated.
The crowd is cheering on Pitt.
DB: We've got a winner!!!
OJ: Isn't this an elimination match?
DB: Oh dear.
They lock up.
Spectre hits Pitt.
The crowd is starting to get behind Spectre.
Pitt punches Spectre.
The crowd is cheering on Pitt.
Pitt kicks Spectre.
Pitt is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Spectre kicks Pitt.
Spectre punches Pitt.
A small "Spectre" chant is being started.
Spectre punches Pitt.
A small "Spectre" chant is being started.
DB: I think Pitt has taken too much already.
Pitt kicks Spectre.
Pitt chops Spectre.
OJ: He may have something left.
Pitt is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Pitt goes for an avalanche, but Spectre counters it with a kick to the head.
The crowd is starting to get behind Spectre.
Spectre is going for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Spectre complains about a slow count.
Pitt executes an inside cradle on Spectre.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Pitt gets a boot choke on Spectre.
Spectre is inching his way towards the ropes.
Spectre reaches the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds.
Pitt whips Spectre into the ropes, but Spectre reverses it.
Pitt misses with a clothesline.
Pitt hits Spectre with a flying clothesline.
A small "Pitt" chant is being started.
Pitt executes a dropkick on Spectre.
Pitt whips Spectre into the ropes, but Spectre reverses it.
Pitt executes a flying clothesline on Spectre.
Pitt nails Spectre with an eye gouge.
Pitt nails Spectre with a back suplex.
Pitt hits a savate kick on Spectre.
A small "Pitt" chant is being started.
Pitt hits a thrust kick to the head on Spectre.
Pitt whips Spectre into the ropes.
Chastity trips Spectre.
OJ: Still up to her old tricks then.
DB: I think Pitt needs all the help he can get.
Pitt goes for an eye gouge, but Spectre blocks it.
Spectre throws Pitt out of the ring.
DB: And they're out again!
Spectre goes through the ropes.
Spectre knocks Pitt into the ringpost.
Spectre hits Pitt with a bulldog.
DB: Pitt just looks like he's too much.
Chastity comes from behind, but Spectre nails Chastity.
Pitt executes a faceslam on Spectre.
Pitt sets up a table.
OJ: He might just...
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Spectre whips Pitt into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Pitt sets up Spectre on the table.
Pitt executes a power bomb through the table.
The table is broken in half.
OJ: Pitt is STILL kicking.
DB: That's why he's the champion.
The crowd is cheering on Pitt.
Pitt goes for a Hotshot, but Spectre counters it with a lariat.
Chastity comes from behind and distracts Spectre.
Pitt whips Spectre into the guardrail.
Pitt goes for a power bomb, but Spectre counters it with a backdrop.
Spectre whips Pitt into the guardrail.
Spectre executes a football tackle on Pitt.
OJ: Another football star there.
Spectre is handed the ring bell.
DB: NO. NO! NOO!!
Spectre hits him with the ring bell.
The crowd all go "Ooooohh!"
The Dark Journey comes from behind, but Pitt nails The Dark Journey.
Spectre rams him into the ring bell.
OJ: He's just pain-fighting now.
Spectre executes a powerslam on Pitt.
Spectre rams him into the ring bell.
Spectre whips Pitt into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
DB: You're unusually silent this match.
OJ: That's cos there's nothing funny about this.
Pitt grabs the ring bell from him.
Pitt takes Spectre down with a double underhook backbreaker.
Pitt reenters the ring.
Spectre follows him back in.
Spectre brings the the ring bell into the ring.
Spectre executes the Ethereal Rage on Pitt.
(A Death Valley Driver/Pimp Drop)
OJ: That's it, he's dead.
A small "Spectre" chant is being started.
Spectre goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.
Pitt has been eliminated.
The crowd is going crazy.
DB: Guess Pitt didn't have enough left after all that.
OJ: Can't blame him.
Malkavian comes down and helps Pitt back to the locker rooms.
The winner is Spectre. Time of match: 0:17:50
(Spectre won the Heavyweight Title.)
DB: Well that's it for this week. See you next week on SWF Purgatory.
