Purgatory Results Week 3
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        The program starts with the SWF logo coming up, then.....
Loud, Heavy music kicks in as Monday Night Purgatory starts. As the music plays, images of some of SWF's finest wrestlers flash on screen. These include: Avenger, Apex, Angel, Spectre and the Dark Journey, Malkavian, Sharve Oman, Soulfire, and of course......Pitt.
        As the title video fades out, the cameras pan accross the arena. We then see the two comentators: D.Boss and Ozzy J.
Ozzy J is wearing a blue shirt with a white tie, his hair is tied back this time. D. Boss meanwhile is wearing black combat pants and a Slipknot hooded-top, his hair is tied back as usual and he's wearing black eye-liner.

OJ: Hi everybody, welcome to Monday Night Purgatory. I'm Ozzy J, and he's D. Boss.
DB: I apologise now for Ozzy's strange behaviour tonight folks.
OJ: Let's get this show on the road.
DB: Ozzy, why did you tell me to wear this?
OJ: Just thought it looked good on you.
DB: So how come your wearing a shirt and tie?
OJ: Just trying new things.
DB: What happened to the make-up and hair stuff?
OJ: Thought I'd look tidy for our 3rd week of Purgatory.
DB: Why are you REALLY like that?
OJ: The boss guys made me do it...
DB: Well, as unlike me as this was, you better get used to it: F*** you admin guys. Me and Ozzy will wear anything we like, and there's nothing you or-
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DB: -and I would like to apologies for that outburst. Thank you. Yes, I would like to keep my job.
OJ: P*ssy.
DB: I'm not the one wearing the shirt and tie.


Anouncer:This contest is a no-DQ match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
(Black Sabbath by Type O Negative comes on)
Weighing in at 286 pounds...

"God's Renegade Enforcer" Avenger


Avenger walks down to ringside wearing black leather pants and a vest and white boots. His purple hair hangs over his eyes at all times. The crowd pops. He jumps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles. With one leg on the top turnbuckle he raises his hands to the sky and the crowd pops again.

His opponent...
(Funny Circus music comes on)
Led to the ring by Fluffy...
Hailing from Sanitarium, Ohio...
Weighing in at 284 pounds...

Malkavian


Malkavian walks out wearing a clown outfit and does a magic trick. The crowd don't believe what they're seeing. With a big grin, he walks down to ringside, Fluffy in his magic hat. He takes out Fluffy and puts her in front of D. Boss. She stares up at him and purrs. D. Boss can't help it and strokes her chin.

OJ: Pretty equal in size and power these two.
DB: Ozzy....what have you been-
OJ: Although Avenger is slightly bigger and more high-flying, Malkavian can be really aggressive all of a sudden.
DB: Even though he has a very sweet personality, when he's in the ring or been insulted..
OJ: Or Pitt tells him to..
DB: He can really go wild.

*Bell Rings*

Malkavian does a magic trick.
The crowd is starting to get behind Malkavian.

OJ: Malkavian is impressing the fans now.

Malkavian goes for an avalanche, but Avenger side-steps and Malkavian only hits air.
The crowd is cheering on Avenger.

OJ: But things can change very easily.
DB: Ozzy, you're not insulting anyone!
OJ: So..?
DB: Well....never mind.

Malkavian gets a bearhug on Avenger.
Avenger is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Avenger reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds.
Malkavian executes a Thunder Fire Power Bomb on Avenger.

OJ: Waho!!

James Beard counts: One, kickout.
Malkavian goes for an armbreaker, but Avenger counters it with a facerake.
Avenger whips Malkavian into the turnbuckle.
Malkavian comes back and rocks Avenger with a kick to the midsection.

OJ: Malkavian won't stay out of this.

Malkavian gives him a faceslam, but Avenger only stares at him.
Malkavian throws Avenger out of the ring.
Malkavian jumps onto him with a flying clothesline.

DB: Looks like he's not putting up-
OJ: With any trouble from Avenger.
DB: I was gonna say that....

Malkavian whips Avenger into the guardrail.
Malkavian goes for a Gorilla Press, but Avenger slides down his back.
Avenger reenters the ring.
Malkavian follows him back in.
Avenger nails Malkavian with a crucifix.
James Beard counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Avenger takes Malkavian down with a double underhook suplex.

DB: Avenger is-
OJ: Having his return attacks now.
DB: Wha.....?

Avenger locks Malkavian in an armbar submission.

DB: It won't be-
OJ: Enough to make Malkavian submit.
DB: YOU SUCK AVENGER!!!!!

Ozzy J looks at D. Boss in disbelief.
Malkavian is struggling to reach the ropes.
Avenger hits a pumphandle slam on Malkavian.

DB: Not quite the way Malkavian wanted-
OJ: To get out of that hold.

Avenger hits Malkavian with a flying bodypress.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Avenger hits a double underhook suplex on Malkavian.
Avenger is going for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, kickout.

DB: HA!! YOU SUCK!!!!!
OJ: What are you doing?!
DB: You stole my gimick, so I'm stealing yours!
OJ: No, it goes: HAHAHAHA!!!! YOU SUCK AVENGER!!!!!!
DB: HA! Tricked you! You're back again now.
OJ: Yeah, being you really sucked.
DB: Thanks Ozzy.
OJ: Don't mention it.

Avenger goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Malkavian counters it with a backdrop.

DB: Malkavian coming back now.
OJ: Ahhh.....it's good to be back.

Malkavian hits an earringer on Avenger.
Malkavian nails Avenger with the single-handed choke slam.
The crowd is cheering on Malkavian.
Malkavian nails Avenger with a heart punch.

DB: He's really using pain fighting now!!

Avenger catches Malkavian in an armbar submission.
Malkavian reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds.

OJ: Avenger back on that arm.
DB: It won't stop him.

Avenger whips Malkavian into the ropes, but Malkavian reverses it.
Avenger hits Malkavian with a kick.

DB: Avenger is going up.....

Avenger takes Malkavian down with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
James Beard counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

OJ: Almost had him!

Avenger hits a football tackle on Malkavian.

OJ: So what college did-
DB: Don't expect me to make ANY JR comments!!!
OJ: Meanwhile Avenger is going up again....

Avenger executes the God's Fury on Malkavian.
(Flying Sitting Bodyblock)
James Beard counts: One, two, three.

DB: And that's it!

*Bell Rings*

Avenger has the crowd going wild.

The winner is Avenger. Time of match: 0:05:05


DB: Avenger is climbing the ladder here in Stygian. His popularity is rising too.
OJ: Next up:
DB: A Tag-DeathMatch-Title-Match!
OJ: With the leader of the Souless: Stygian Vision and Corruption, versus..
DB: Those two fat, ugly, hairy,
OJ: Bald members of Hatred For All:
DB: Semi and Freight-Train,
OJ: Or Out of Control.


Anouncer: This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-Table tag team match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the Tag DeathMatch Titles.

Introducing first...
(In Praise of Bacchus by Type O Negative comes on)
At a total combined weight of 637 pounds...

Leading and representing The Souless...
Stygian Vision and Corruption-Master And Slave

Their opponents...
At a total combined weight of 788 pounds...

Representing Hatred For All....
Semi and Freight Train-Out of Control

"We Hate Everyone" by Type O Negative comes on to the PA system and two very fat bald guys walk out. One, who has Semi written on a dirty vest, is smaller than his imense tag partner. They walk down to ringside with the crowd booing them.

*Bell Rings*

Freight Train hits Stygian Vision with a shoulderblock.
Stygian Vision sits up.
Stygian Vision is eliciting a sizable round of boos.

DB: Not a popular guy.
OJ: Isn't he from Stygian?
DB: Yeah....
OJ: Then this is his home crowd...
DB: Yeah, but he's the jailer here, so he's probably punished most of the audience.

Freight Train whips Stygian Vision into the turnbuckle, but Stygian Vision reverses it.
Stygian Vision runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Stygian Vision hits Freight Train with a front-layout superplex.

DB: WOW!!! He took a 400+ pound guy off the top rope!!
OJ: Well his finisher is from there, so he better be able to lift him off there.

Stygian Vision is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Stygian Vision whips Freight Train into the ropes.
Stygian Vision goes for a powerslam, but Freight Train counters it with a lariat.
Freight Train goes for an avalanche, but Stygian Vision side-steps and Freight Train only hits air.
Stygian Vision whips Freight Train into the ropes.
Stygian Vision executes a powerslam on Freight Train.

DB: Freight Train not having much luck here..
OJ: Vision's counterpart in The Unconquered, Assamite beat up Pitt pretty bad two weeks ago, so he shouldn't have much trouble with this lard ass.
DB: Yeah, and we've seen Vision and Assamite have their arguments too.

Stygian Vision is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Stygian Vision throws Freight Train out of the ring.
Stygian Vision goes through the ropes.
Corruption comes over to make it two-on-one.
Semi comes over and lays out Corruption.

DB: We got a match now!

Semi goes for a bodyslam, but Stygian Vision counters it with an elbowsmash.
Semi comes over and lays out Corruption.
Semi takes Stygian Vision down with a butt-bump.

OJ: Iww....point that fat piece of crap somewhere else!!

Freight Train takes Stygian Vision down with an inverted power bomb.
Freight Train sets up a table.
Freight Train whips Stygian Vision into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Semi comes over to make it two-on-one.
Corruption comes over and lays out Semi.

OJ: Tables turning me thinks.

Stygian Vision takes out the fireball.

DB: This is most deffinately illegal!!

Stygian Vision shoots Freight Train with the fireball.
Stygian Vision further incites the crowd.
Freight Train is busted wide open.
Stygian Vision shoots Freight Train with the fireball.

DB: He's killing him!!!

Stygian Vision whips Freight Train into the guardrail.
Stygian Vision hits a Vader attack on Freight Train.
Stygian Vision throws Freight Train back into the ring.
Stygian Vision leaves the ring.
He returns with a road sign.
Stygian Vision hits him with the road sign.

OJ: Freight Train is getting murdered!
DB: Master and Slave obviously want to be the first Tag DeathMatch Champions.

The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Stygian Vision places Freight Train on the turnbuckle.
Stygian Vision executes the Pain Domain on Freight Train.
(Tombstone from the top-rope)
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

OJ: HOW THE F*** DID HE DO THAT!!!????!!!

Stygian Vision tags out to Corruption.
Quite a few boos are audible.
Stygian Vision hands Corruption the road sign.
Corruption hits him with a road sign.
The road sign is broken in half.
Corruption runs into the ropes.
Corruption hits Freight Train with a clothesline.
Corruption nails Freight Train with a series of punches to the stomach.
The crowd is booing Corruption.
Corruption puts Freight Train in the Pestilense Touch.
Freight Train tries to reach the ropes.
Freight Train screams in pain.
Freight Train submits.

DB: I guess Freight Train got beat up too badly.
OJ: Ah well. No loss to me.

The winners are Master and Slave. Time of match: 0:08:29
(Master and Slave won the Tag DeathMatch Titles.)

DB: Up next is a triple threat match for the Women's Title. There is a lot of heat between these three. But first Aeon is standing by with the new Tag DeathMatch champions.

Aeon: Hi, I'm back here with Corruption and Stygian Vision. As we just saw-

Stygian Vision grabs the microphone from Aeon.

Vision: We kicked the fat asses of those two mortals and showed everyone we can do that to anyone we want to!

Aeon takes the mic back.

A: One more thing Vision, the crowd don't seem to react well to you, aren't you from here in Stygian?
Vision: Aeon, unless you want to see why they don't cheer me, back away and fear me like they do!

DB: Don't go anywhere folks, coz here comes some more brutallity.


Anouncer: This contest is a no-time-limit-triangle match scheduled for one fall.
It is for the Women's Title.

Introducing first...
(Devil's Night by Graeme Revell(Crow Soundtrack) comes on)
Weighing in at 175 pounds...

She is a member of the Trinity....

The crowd boo.

Dusk

Her opponent...
Weighing in at 188 pounds...

"Psycho Bitch" Tallow


The lights go off.....and a large explosion brakes the silence. She walks out in black PVC pants with open sides which has red lace running down them and a red flame bikini. She jumps around psychotically on top of the ramp, much to the fans approval, before coming down to ringside. Upon entering the ring, she screams and the turnposts errupt with flame.

Their opponent...
Weighing in at 170 pounds...

The Women's Champion...
Blackfire


The noise of a baby crying that is "Dark Side of the Womb" by Type O Negative comes on to the PA, which suddenly changes to "Haunted" by Type O Negative. Blackfire walks out in a long black hooded robe. She walks slowly down the ramp with her head down. After entering the ring she throws off the robe and crowd pops.

OJ: A lot of very nasty ladies.
DB: One of three of these has hit you too, how many will be tonight?


*Bell Rings*

Dusk uses a savate kick on Blackfire.
Dusk runs into the ropes.
Dusk nails Blackfire with an enzuilariato.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

OJ: What the HELL am I doing in a suit?
DB: And there I was hoping you were going to say something like: Dusk is starting well.
OJ: Hey, whatcha gonna do?

Dusk nails Blackfire with a bodyslam.
Dusk hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Blackfire.
Dusk gets an Indian deathlock on Blackfire.
Blackfire reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
Dusk leaves the ring.

DB: Better watch out Ozzy, she might hit you too.
OJ: I'm not worried, I haven't shouted anything like: HEY BABY GO YEAH!!!!

Dusk hears this, goes over and hits Ozzy off his chair and takes it.
She returns with the chair.
Dusk runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dusk takes Blackfire down with high leg clothesline.

DB: They just can't stay away from you can they?
OJ: It's your fault motherf***er.
DB: My, aren't we upset.
OJ: F*** you, I'm leaving.

Ozzy J gets up with another chair and walks to the ring.
Dusk chops Blackfire.
A fan at ringside badmouths Dusk.
Dusk runs into the ropes.
Blackfire goes for a high knee, but Dusk ducks out of the way.
Dusk runs into the ropes and springs off the chair.
Dusk hits Blackfire with a leaping swinging DDT.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, kickout.
Ozzy J shouts "YOU SUCK BITCH!!!"
Dusk whips Blackfire into the ropes.
Blackfire misses with a clothesline.
Ozzy J comes in and hits Dusk with his chair.
Blackfire runs into the ropes.
Blackfire executes a high knee on Dusk.
Ozzy J goes back to the dressing rooms.

DB: I almost don't believe he just did that..

Danny Davis removes the chair from the ring.
Dusk hits Blackfire.
The crowd is booing Dusk.
Dusk runs into the ropes.
Dusk uses an enzuilariato on Blackfire.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Dusk hits Blackfire with an elbowsmash.
Dusk uses a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Blackfire.
The crowd is booing Dusk.

DB: Dusk isn't the most popular person here tonight! And she aint making any new friends either.

Dusk goes for a backspin DDT, but Blackfire blocks it.
Blackfire throws Dusk out of the ring.
Blackfire goes for a flying cross body press, but Dusk moves out of the way.
Blackfire is out cold.

DB: That had to hurt!

Dusk grabs a chair.
Dusk takes a running start and springs off the chair.
Dusk hits high leg clothesline on Blackfire.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Dusk goes for an enzuilariato, but Blackfire counters it with a backward kick.
Blackfire executes a power bomb on Dusk.
Blackfire nails Dusk with a power bomb.

DB: Two power bombs! She is really coming back.

Blackfire whips Dusk into the guardrail.
Danny Davis counts: 4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Blackfire whips Dusk into the guardrail.
Blackfire goes for a backdrop driver, but Dusk counters it with a go-behind.
Danny Davis counts: 7.
Dusk knocks Blackfire into the ringsteps.
Dusk executes a full nelson slam on Blackfire.

DB: Now she's dying again. Tallow hasn't seen any action yet!

Dusk whips Blackfire into the guardrail.
Dusk goes for an inverted backbreaker, but Blackfire counters it with a backdrop.
Danny Davis counts: 9.
Blackfire reenters the ring.
Dusk follows her back in.
Blackfire catches Dusk in a boot choke.
Danny Davis warns Blackfire to let go.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three, four.
Blackfire executes a bulldog on Dusk.
Blackfire hits an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Dusk.

DB: Looks like Dusk is losing it now.

Danny Davis counts: One, two, KICKOUT.

DB: Maybe not!

Dusk executes the Darkness Eternal on Blackfire.
(Holds them in a front backbreaker position on the top-rope facing the crowd, and moonsaults slaming her opponent into the ring.)
Dusk goes for the pin.
Tallow breaks the pin.
Dusk uses a fisherman buster on Blackfire.
Dusk nails Blackfire with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Dusk executes an elbowsmash on Blackfire.
Dusk tags out to Tallow.

DB: NOW Tallow comes in.

Tallow whips Blackfire into the ropes.
Blackfire goes for a high knee, but Tallow ducks out of the way.
Tallow executes the Candle Light on Blackfire.
(Reverse Brain Buster)
A small "Tallow" chant is being started.
Tallow goes for the pin.
Danny Davis counts: One, two, three.

DB: THAT'S IT!!! Tallow only just came in!!

The crowd is going crazy.

*Bell Rings*

The winner is Tallow. Time of match: 0:07:13
(Tallow won the Women's Title.)


Ozzy J comes back to ringside wearing black combat pants and a longe-sleeve System of a Down t-shirt. His hair is loose again, and his make-up is back.

DB: Glad you could join us.
OJ: Thanks.
DB: Our next match is an outside broadcast.
OJ: Why, what is it?
DB: If you look at your programe list, you'll see it says: A scaffold match. Dark Journey Vs. Sharve Oman.
OJ: Why are these two fighting?
DB: I dunno, these two are big guys, both want to climb the ladder.
OJ: Isn't it a ad break now?
DB: We have ad breaks?
OJ: Sure we do. Remember two weeks ago?
DB: Not really...


ADVERT WARNING!!!

"Hi, I'm with the Bureau of Blunt knives and silverwear. Can I have a moment of your time?"
"Okay....?"
"Can I intrest you in a-"
"ALERT! ALERT! MUST DESTROY!!"
"Oh No, they've got the new SUPER KILLEM ALL SALESMAN V.4!!!"
Salesman is covered in napalm and runs around screaming.


OJ: See, told you we had ad breaks.
DB: It's also given us time to construct the scaffold structure.
OJ: What do you mean us time?
DB: Wha?
OJ: You said give US time, we didn't build it we're comentators!
DB: No, the.....but....builders....they....dammit.

Anouncer: This contest is a Scaffold Match scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
From The Dark Side...
Weighing in at 315 pounds...

Representing Hatred For All....
The Dark Journey


A large red and green explosion errupts on stage and "Long Hard Road Out of Hell" by Marilyn Manson and The Sneaker Pimps comes on. A large red skinned man walks out. He has "FEAR" and "HATE" written down his pants legs. He looks around silently. The crowd don't quite know how to react. He walks to the side of a large scaffold structure outside the arena.

OJ: How many members do they HAVE!!??!
DB: I think we've seen 'em all now.

His opponent...
From DeBolt, Alberta, Canada...
Weighing in at 339 pounds...

"The Wanderer" Sharve Oman


"Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica blares onto the PA and the crowd all stand. Sharve walks out in a black gi with red symbols sewn into it. He stands at the bottom of the scaffolding with his arms folded staring up at the Dark Journey. He climbs calmly to the top and assumes a ready stance.

*Bell Rings*

The Dark Journey tries to throw Sharve Oman off the scaffold, but Sharve Oman blocks it.
The Dark Journey executes a headbutt.
The Dark Journey takes him down with a superkick.
The Dark Journey goes for a brain buster, but Sharve Oman counters with a vertical suplex.
Sharve Oman misses an achilles tendon hold.
The Dark Journey executes an armbreaker.
The Dark Journey goes for a brain buster, but Sharve Oman counters with a vertical suplex.

OJ: Not having much luck with his brain busters is he?
DB: Well his finisher is a kind of brain buster, so I'm not surprised!

Sharve Oman goes for a choke lift, but The Dark Journey counters with a kick to the midsection.
The Dark Journey executes an armbreaker.
The Dark Journey catches him in a fisherman buster.
The Dark Journey executes the STF.
The Dark Journey lets go after 2 seconds.

OJ: Pretty even so far aint it?

The Dark Journey goes for an avalanche, but Sharve Oman counters with a backslide.
Sharve Oman executes a figure-four leglock.
Sharve Oman lets go after 3 seconds.
Sharve Oman takes him down with a savate kick.
Sharve Oman tries to throw The Dark Journey off the scaffold, but The Dark Journey blocks it.

OJ: Is the object of the match to throw your opponent into the sea then?
DB: Yup.
OJ: Ah..

Sharve Oman goes for the Long Winding Road, but The Dark Journey counters with an inside cradle.
(Trademark: High Samoan Drop to the ribs)
The Dark Journey misses a headbutt.
Sharve Oman goes for a savate kick, but The Dark Journey ducks out of the way.
Sharve Oman goes for a choke slam, but The Dark Journey counters with a kick to the midsection.
Sharve Oman catches him in a choke slam.
The scaffold rocks and the crowd cheer Sharve in the arena.
Sharve Oman goes for a spinwheel kick to the back of the head, but The Dark Journey ducks out of the way.
Sharve Oman executes the torture rack.

DB: We saw Sharve win his last match with that hold!

The Dark Journey breaks the hold after 9 seconds.
Sharve Oman executes the Defect.
(Tombstone onto the knee)

OJ: I'm surprised he got him up for that!
DB: He is a big guy. Pitt has always had an inrest in him, I guess he's showing why.

Sharve Oman tries to throw The Dark Journey off the scaffold, but The Dark Journey blocks it.
Sharve Oman goes for the Defect, but The Dark Journey counters with a go-behind.

OJ: Not falling for the same trick twice.

The Dark Journey takes him down with a front-layout suplex off the scaffold.
Sharve Oman goes for a choke lift, but The Dark Journey counters with a flying kneedrop.
Sharve Oman takes him down with a heart punch.
Sharve Oman stomps with the punch.

DB: Not being very forgiving with these moves are they!!
OJ: And this isn't faked either!!

The Dark Journey takes him down with a Yakuza kick.
Sharve Oman goes for a DDT, but The Dark Journey counters with a flying senton.
Sharve Oman catches him in a front-layout superplex off the scaffold.
Sharve Oman goes for a spinning backbreaker, but The Dark Journey blocks it.
The Dark Journey nails him with a bearhug.
Sharve Oman gets out of the hold after 3 seconds.
The Dark Journey takes him down with a back elbow.
The Dark Journey takes him down with a charging axhandle bodyblock.
The Dark Journey goes for the Journey's End, but Sharve Oman counters with a slidedown.
(Hanging Brainbuster)
Sharve Oman takes him down with a choke slam.

DB: Another choke slam!!

Sharve Oman nails him with a spinwheel kick to the back of the head.

OJ: He's missed with that enough too!

Sharve Oman catches him in a heart punch.
Sharve Oman goes for the single-handed choke slam, but The Dark Journey counters with a kick to the midsection.
Sharve Oman catches him in a choke lift.
The Dark Journey gets out of the hold after 4 seconds.
Sharve Oman goes for a thrust kick to the head, but The Dark Journey ducks out of the way.
The Dark Journey takes him down with an avalanche.
The Dark Journey goes for a brain buster, but Sharve Oman counters with a vertical suplex.
Sharve Oman goes for a savate kick, but The Dark Journey ducks out of the way.
The Dark Journey takes him down with an Asai leg lariat.
Sharve Oman takes him down with a savate kick.

OJ: Can this match BE more two-wayed?
DB: Is that even a real word?
OJ: Do I care? No.

Sharve Oman goes for a spinning backbreaker, but The Dark Journey counters with an elbowsmash.
The Dark Journey goes for a stomach claw, but Sharve Oman counters with a facerake.
Sharve Oman goes for a figure-four leglock, but The Dark Journey counters with a small package.
The Dark Journey goes for a front-layout superplex, but Sharve Oman blocks it.
Sharve Oman tries to throw The Dark Journey off the scaffold, but The Dark Journey blocks it.
The Dark Journey catches him in an inverted power bomb.
The Dark Journey takes him down with an avalanche.
The Dark Journey goes for a fisherman buster, but Sharve Oman counters with a small package.
The Dark Journey executes the Journey's End.
The scaffold shakes violently, and Sharve and The Dark Journey both fall 30 feet to the concrete floor.

OJ: WHAT THE F***!!!???!

*Bell Rings*

The match is a draw. Time of match: 05:55
The Dark Journey and Sharve Oman were taken to hospital and will be out for about 8 weeks.

DB: Well folks....um...we're not sure what exactly has happened to Sharve and the Dark Journey, but we'll keep you updated.
OJ: Bet you won't. Up next is Sundance and Hate Machine in a Barroom Brawl.


Anouncer: This contest is a Bar-room Brawl scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first...
Fighting out of Las Vegas, Nevada...
Weighing in at 287 pounds...

"The One Man Showbiz Extraveganza, The Lord of the Dance, The All Singing, All Dancing, Most Entertaining Man in Sports Entertainment" Sundance


OJ: Pity the anouncer.

Sundance comes out and waves his hands around to which all conceivable pyrotechnic explodes around the arena. The crowd all cheer though some are now on fire. We see he is in the middle of a bar wearing his street clothes. While waiting for Hate Machine to enter, he gets a beer.

His opponent...
(We Hate Everyone by Type O Negative comes on)
Weighing in at 305 pounds...

Hate Machine

Hate Machine walks into the crowded bar and looks around. He sees Sundance waiting patiently at the bar. He runs at him scattering people in his path.

*Bell Rings*

Sundance nails him with the beer bottle.
They begin brawling by the pool tables.
Hate Machine goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Sundance counters with a backdrop.
Sundance misses a snap mare.
Sundance goes for a jumping DDT, but Hate Machine counters with a backdrop.
Hate Machine takes him down with a crotch slam.

OJ: Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!

Hate Machine catches him in a backbreaker.
They begin brawling in the middle of the bar.
Sundance catches him in a jumping DDT.
Sundance takes him down with a running lariat.
They begin brawling in the middle of the bar.
Sundance picks up a wooden chair.
Sundance goes for a double underhook suplex, but Hate Machine counters with a backdrop.
Hate Machine takes him down with a double underhook piledriver.
They begin brawling by the pool tables.
Hate Machine goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Sundance counters with a backdrop.
They begin brawling near the bathrooms.
Sundance nails him with a hangman.
Hate Machine gets out of the hold after 3 seconds.
Hate Machine goes for a powerslam, but Sundance counters with a lariat.
Sundance throws Hate Machine through the door into the bathrooms.
Sundance follows him inside the bathroom.
Sundance goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Hate Machine counters with a backward kick to the groin.
Hate Machine catches him in a double underhook piledriver.

DB: Ozzy, what are you reading? A magazine!? Stygain Sluts!!???!!
OJ: I read it for the articles okay!!!

Sundance executes a hangman.
Hate Machine breaks the hold immediately.
They begin brawling near the bathrooms.
Hate Machine breaks a wooden chair over Sundance's head.
Hate Machine takes him down with a clothesline.
They begin brawling near the bathrooms.
Sundance takes him down with a back elbow.
Sundance hits Hate Machine with a wooden chair.
Sundance executes a back heel kick.
They begin brawling by the barstools.
Hate Machine goes for a clothesline, but Sundance ducks out of the way.
Sundance catches him in a back elbow.
They begin brawling by the pool tables.
Hate Machine takes him down with a bodyslam.
Hate Machine goes for a backbreaker, but Sundance counters with a facerake.
Sundance uses a wooden chair on Hate Machine.
The wooden chair is broken in half.

OJ: I thought those chairs are meant to break on contact.
DB: That's only in the movies. Besides, what happens when you sit on them?

Sundance catches him in a bodyslam.
Sundance goes for a kneebreaker, but Hate Machine counters with an elbowsmash.
Sundance catches him in a Gorilla Press.
Sundance goes for a back suplex, but Hate Machine counters with a bulldog.
Hate Machine takes him down with a double underhook piledriver.
Hate Machine goes for a power bomb, but Sundance counters with a backdrop.
They begin brawling by the barstools.
Sundance catches him in a bodyslam.
They begin brawling in the middle of the bar.
Sundance goes for a clothesline, but Hate Machine ducks out of the way.
Hate Machine takes him down with a power bomb.
Danny Davis counts: one, two, shoulder up.
Hate Machine goes for a football tackle, but Sundance counters with a double-axhandle chop.
Sundance misses a running lariat.
Hate Machine goes for a Gorilla Press, but Sundance counters with a facerake.
Sundance misses an inverted atomic drop.

OJ: That would have hurt!

Sundance takes him down with a back suplex.
They begin brawling near the bathrooms.
Sundance nails him with a hangman.
Hate Machine gets out of the hold after 2 seconds.
Sundance takes him down with a back elbow.
Sundance executes a triangle choke.
Hate Machine gets out of the hold after 7 seconds.
Sundance throws Hate Machine through the door into the bathrooms.
Sundance follows him inside the bathroom.

OJ: Isn't that the ladies?!

Sundance takes him down with a jumping DDT.
Sundance takes him down with a Northern Lights suplex.
Danny Davis counts: one, two, kickout.

OJ: Hey! How come they get mirrors?
DB: By the look of you, you wouldn't use them anyway.

Sundance takes him down with a snap mare.
Sundance picks up a garbage can.
Sundance rams Hate Machine into the garbage can.
Sundance catches him in a bulldog.
They begin brawling near the bathrooms.
Sundance takes him down with a Gorilla Press.
They begin brawling near the bathrooms.
Sundance takes him down with a full nelson faceslam.
Sundance takes him down with a backspin DDT.

OJ: I would say that Sundance is deffinatly winning now.

They begin brawling in the middle of the bar.
Hate Machine rams Sundance into the garbage can.
Hate Machine rams Sundance into the garbage can.
They begin brawling by the pool tables.
Hate Machine nails him with a bearhug.
Sundance breaks the hold after 4 seconds.
Hate Machine goes for a bodyslam, but Sundance counters with an elbowsmash.
Sundance catches him in a fireman's carry.
They begin brawling by the barstools.
Sundance catches him in a bodyslam.
They begin brawling in the middle of the bar.
Hate Machine nails him with a bearhug.
Hate Machine lets go after 13 seconds.
Hate Machine whacks Sundance with a chair.
Hate Machine slams him through a table.
Sundance catches him in a backspin DDT.
Sundance goes for a hangman, but Hate Machine counters with a reverse neckbreaker.
Hate Machine tosses Sundance over the bar into the bartender.
The bartender hits Sundance with a beer bottle.
Hate Machine follows him over the bar.
Hate Machine catches him in a piledriver.
Sundance takes him down with a dropkick.
Sundance misses a fireman's carry.

OJ: It looked like the bartender had made the difference there!

They begin brawling in the middle of the bar.
Sundance signals for the Grand Finarly.
(A Gorilla Press Front Brainbuster)
Sundance executes the Grand Finarly.
Danny Davis counts: one, two, three.


*Bell Rings*

The winner is Sundance. Time of match: 0:13:22


OJ: Gotta say I wasn't really into that match.
DB: Why's that?
OJ: Guess I hate both of em.
DB: Well up next we've got Spectre defending his Heavyweight Title. But first, we're back with Aeon and the Heavyweight Champion.


Aeon: So Spectre, two weeks ago we saw you and Assamite take on Pitt, and you came out victorious. Many people say that it was because Assamite soffened him up for you.
Spectre: Well I've only got two words for those people: F*** YOU, YOU F***ED UP LITTLE PIECES OF S***!!! YOU GUYS COULDN'T TAKE ON BANSHEE, LET ALONE THE BIGGEST, BADEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION LIKE THIS F***ING BEST ONE, SPECTRE!!!
Aeon: Um, that wasn't two words-
Spectre: AND YOU CAN SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH TOO YOU PIECE OF S***!!
Aeon: Well, it looks like the champion is ready for his match. Back to you guys.


Anouncer: This contest is scheduled for one fall. It has Hardcore rules.
It is for the Heavyweight Title.

Introducing first...
Weighing in at 320 pounds...

He is the leader of the Trinity...
Eclipse

He walks out and the crowd immediately boo him. He udjusts his eye-patch and walks down to ringside being booed all the way.

His opponent...
Weighing in at 315 pounds...

The Heavyweight Champion...
Spectre


"We Hate Everyone" by Type O Negative comes onto the PA. A green and red explosion erupts on stage and the green skinned Spectre walks out. The crowd cheer. He walks down to ringside with a look of satisfaction. He climbs over the top rope and shouts "F*** YOU!!" at Eclipse who smiles a little.

DB: Spectre is normally with his manager the Dark Journey, but tonight we saw him get taken to hospital with Sharve Oman. We'll have to see if he can go on without his manager.

*Bell Rings*

Spectre clotheslines the ref.

DB: Boy! Didn't take long for this to get out of hand!

Eclipse runs into the ropes.
Spectre hits Eclipse with an elbow.
Spectre executes a powerslam on Eclipse.
There is no referee to count.

OJ: That was smart, putting down the ref and THEN going for the pin!

Spectre goes for a clawhold, but Eclipse counters it with a low blow.

DB: WOAH! Good thing the ref didn't see that!

James Beard is back on the job.
Eclipse hits a diving shoulderblock on Spectre.
Eclipse is starting to get under the crowd's skin.
Eclipse executes a Death Valley Driver on Spectre.

OJ: That's gotta hurt his pride, since that's his finisher!
DB: But his is a bit modified.

A wave of boos is going through the crowd.
Spectre gets up and shouts "F*** YOU!!!" at Eclipse.
The crowd is starting to get behind Spectre.
Spectre runs into the ropes.
He leaps thru the air and nails Eclipse with a flying forearm smash.
Spectre executes a series of forearm smashes on Eclipse.
Spectre goes for a powerslam, but Eclipse counters it with a lariat.
A wave of boos is going through the crowd.

DB: Spectre almost coming back there.
Eclipse hits Spectre with a jack-knife power bomb.
James Beard counts: One, two, kickout.
Eclipse leaves the ring.
He returns with a fire extinguisher.

DB: This could get nasty.

Eclipse takes a swing at Spectre with the fire extinguisher, but he gets out of the way.
Spectre snatches the fire extinguisher from him.
Spectre hits him with the fire extinguisher.
The crowd errupt.

OJ: I think they liked that!

Spectre throws Eclipse out of the ring.
Spectre goes through the ropes.

DB: Do ANY matched stay in the ring these days!??!
OJ: Not many.

Spectre sets up a table.
Spectre sets up Eclipse on the table.
Spectre goes to jump on Eclipse, but he moves out of the way.
Spectre was one step ahead and leaps onto Eclipse's back.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Eclipse throws Spectre over the guardrail.

DB: They're in the crowd now.

They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Spectre hits a bulldog on Eclipse.
The crowd is starting to get behind Spectre.
Spectre shouts "F*** YOU!!!" at Eclipse.
A small "Spectre" chant is being started.
Spectre nails Eclipse with a backdrop.
A small "Spectre" chant is being started.
Spectre is going for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Spectre whips Eclipse into the guardrail.
Spectre uses a DDT on Eclipse.

OJ: Oww, on the outside!

Spectre is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Spectre whips Eclipse into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Spectre executes a double-axhandle chop on Eclipse.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

DB: They finally get back to ringside.

Spectre throws Eclipse over the guardrail.
Spectre shouts "F*** YOU!!!" at Eclipse.

OJ: Very briefly.

The crowd is cheering on Spectre.
Spectre is handed brass knuckles.
Spectre hits him with the knuckles.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Spectre throws Eclipse over the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.

DB: NOW they're back at ringside!

Eclipse throws Spectre back into the ring.
Eclipse brings the knuckles into the ring.
Spectre hits him with the knuckles.

OJ: Not quite what Eclipse had in mind I think.
DB: You think!!!????!
OJ: F*** you.

Spectre is getting a good reaction from the crowd.
Spectre hits him with brass knuckles.
Spectre executes the Ethereal Rage on Eclipse.
(Death Valley Driver)
Spectre goes for the pin.
James Beard counts: One, two, three.
There are lots of chants for Spectre.

DB: And there we have it! Spectre defends his title for the first time.

*Bell Rings*

The winner is Spectre. Time of match: 0:04:52
(Spectre retained the Heavyweight Title.)


DB: Well we hope you enjoyed the 3rd week of Purgatory, I'm D. Boss...
OJ: And I'm God.
DB: I wouldn't say that in Hell if I were you.
OJ: Good idea.
DB: Now; Good Fight, Good Night.
OJ: Blatant theft!!