Here are the official rules of the Internet Wrestling Federation.
1. Cursing is allowed, but not overaccessively.
2. Role plays are based on quantity, quality, and how often you write in.
3. There is no using your opponent in your role plays. All people who do so will be... punished? Damn.
4. Winners of matches are based on role plays.
and the fourth, final, and MOST IMPORTANT rule of them all...
5. Be sure to regurlarly compliment and tell the President and Commissioner what an excellent job they're doing! Whoo!