Greetings! No doubtedly you have wandered into this small, deluxe little page about me after reading my bizarre writings...and if you haven't...get your ass back onto the main page and READ THEM. NOW! Muh hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Now, that you've either returned from reading them or are still here, you shall learn a little about the twsited being that is I, Leah Walker, proud owner of the Chyna; Warrior Princess Website Creation. I'm a standard Garden Variety Freak (G.V.F) from Australia, leaning more towards Old School Punk, but sometimes I like to roam the streets Goth to scare my overtly Born Again Christian daddy. Who thinks I'm a physchotic vampire, but oh well. I attend an overly sobby and Woggy school, which pains me deeply with their disgusting attitudes and pathetic music, but hey, whattya gonna do?

I've got (currently) Cranberry colored Gabby hair (That is, Gabby from Xena's dykey hair cut), I'm about 5'5 and of medium build; I like my hair to be varietized and thats why I often have about the same hair colorings of Jeff Hardy, although it's faded to something awfully bland right at this time. I like video games and Wrestling, despise clothes shopping unless it's at some second hand thrift department (i.e Savers, it's like a great big Op Shop!) or unless it's purchasing spikes. I really hate most modern POP music, it's all shit, Briteny Spears is nothing but a plastic mole and all her little friends can go and shove their sickeningly gawdy music up their overrated asses! Now, Sex Pistols, David Bowie, Madness, Iggy Pop, Kiss and Marilyn Manson...that's the good stuff! My Best friend Mel the angry Goth is also partial to Cradle of Filth, Rammstein and Children of Bodom, and I find their music quite entertaining to, although I'm not as into it as she is.

I have a couple of friends to share the experience of life with me as well, plus and nice and innocent looking boyfriend named Dan Dan who likes to indulge my weird ass fetish for men in skirts. (Think the Headbangers...ooooh Thrasher was such a sexy boy!!!) Dan is very good to me all the time, and I know sometimes I can be a bit nutty and I scare him, but he is still a really great guy. My best friend Mel (As I mentioned above) has a lot of views similar to mine, except she really is physchotic while I'm just a weirdo, but we really do make quite an interesting little tag team. We also have the same interest in rodents, which I will discuss a little later on. Natalie is another friendie of mine, she's kinda skinny, and she likes Monthy Pythin and everyone says she looks like Briteny Spears but I think that's a really horrible insult. She likes wrestling too, in fact I got her and Mel into it and Dan is starting to kinda like it, and they're my wrestling buddies...except for Shay, coz he has liked it for ages but we've just recently become friends. Anyway...

Now, I mentioned above that I have rodents, and now I will tell you a bit about them. It all started when Mel got 2 mice out of the trading post, Lesbian sisters names Reaper and Callisto, so then I decided to get one and I called him Tybalt. He was such a fantastic mouse, the best one we've ever had coz he was black and sleek and shiny, and was he ever smart! He even worked out how to fuck my computer mouse thats how smart he was! Anyway, so Callisto has a litter with Tybby, but she devours a couple because she was exposed to so much Marilyn Manson (The cage was right next to the speakers at Mel's house) and we're left with four. Then she stupidly gets her head caught in the wheel and carks it and Repaer, looking at her Lesbian lover's prone body simply drops dead. So we stuck pins in em and burned em....hehehehehehe.

So, we're left with four babies and Tybalt, but I must say he did a wonderful job in raising them up, he truy was an excellent father (only one died!); that is, until his son Vvvyan turned on him brutally and bit his huge balls. We seperated Tybalt and his homosexual son Virgil into another cage, but unfortunately it was a plastic cage, and we left them out in the sun, and...well, you get the idea.We buried them in the garden with the body of Tybalts second wife Eve who had been festering in the cage for 3 days, and it was all very moving. Oh and then 5 mins later Vvvyan carked it, but we couldn't be fucked redigging the grave so we chucked him in the bin instead. And THEN, the female baby Raven had 3 babies to replace the ones who died later that night...it was incestesous! and One of them was deformed, it has 4 legs and 3 feet, his name is Fucked Unit and he is my baby. The other 2 died horrible deaths, Tybalts sleek pure black progeny Morpheous drowned when the cage filled up with rain and the female Nipper died like her father/grandfather did...by sun and plastic box...

Ok....so now I have 4 mice, Rik the obese blond who is my Aryan baby, I love him to pieces. I have a brown female named Nancy Spungen who has a nervous problem, and a black and white female named Discord who is very friendly. Oh and baby Unit, of course. Mel has Raven, the evil Manson mouse, Darphus (Who soon probably will be mine coz he bites), Sheila, Nancy's relative who ALSO has a nervous problem and a black mouse named Mordred who looks like Sylvester Stallone! Really!!!

Anyway, thats me, my friends and my rodents in a nut shell. You now know what sort of mind has invented the wonderous Chyna: Warrior Princess! I hope I didn't scare you off...now get your ass back to the main page and read more dammit, read more!!!