The hero of my stories. Chyna is a large and in charge warrior woman who has a particular liking of whacking poor unsuspecting fools in the testicles. She has done it all- from murdering her half brother whom used to be her sidekick lover, to mining for gold to appease the gods to boozing up with HBK and battling for the Universe. Shes participated in the Olympics, been killed and sent back to earth in the body of Road Dogg, attempted to seduce Paul Bearer and delivered something equivalent to Rosemary's baby. She's done it all!

Quote: "I want to have a small chit chat with you. Don't worry, no one put me up to it, it was my idea to kick the crap out of you. Although Kane was quite helpful, I'll have to mention that to him when i get back tp the D-Generate Kingdom..."

Chyna's trusty sidekick. Chyna and Kitty met at the Wedding of Stephanie and Test and embarked on an adventure to rescue the bride after she was abdcuted by the Big Show. Kitty is a resourceful person who is desperate to be just like her hero, and after Chyna is killed by the Big Show swears she will bring her back to the life. Unfortunately her body was possessed by the Undertaker, but she was rescued and now she stands by Chyna as her constant companion.

Quote: "Omigosh! THE Warrior Princess! I'm breathing the same air as THE Warrior Princess Chyna! Whoopee!"

Hunter is an interesting character. Starting off as Chyna's dashing and handsome sidekick, he quickly defected to the 'baddie camp' for reasons unknown, other then he simply got sick of her. He was killed soon after but rose from the dead as the Undertaker's trusty liuetenant, but it seemed that the brave and witty hero was gone and all that remained was a snivelling cowering suck. Whom never seemed to get his assigned tasks done. He was killed again by Chyna in a fateful battle atop a mountain but was arisen yet again by Syxx - he shouldn't have bothered, because out of a strange twist events, he gets turned into Chyna's new pony.

Quote: "Prepare to die. Where does blood spurt most from?"

The really evil bastard that keeps on popping up to raise hell. He released the Titans in hopes of overthrowing the king of the Gods, HBK and formed an alliance which over threw Vince and brought Shane McMahon and the Corporate Ministry into power. He was killed by his half brother Kane first time round, his half sister Chyna second time round, but rose from the dead and possessed Chyna's sidekick Miss Kitty resulting in Chyna's demise. They had a battle in the spirit world which resulted with Taker being taken back down to hell, and was recently ressurrected by Syxx, only to be killed by X-Pac. How embarassing.

Quote: "Everything shall go to plan, and HBK will be destroyed!"

This is the God who proved how pathetic Gods could really be. Great, shining, swaggering and arrogant while immortal and in power, Shawn became no match for his son HHH and his nemesis the Undertaker when his sword was taken from him and his immortality lost. Shawn's blood was also taken from him and Taker almost became overlord of the cosmos, but luckily Chyna defeated him and restored his god hood. But although HBK is laden in faults, he's not all bad; he restored X-Pac and Edge back to life after they were killed by the very nasty Nicole Bassius, repaying his life debt to Chyna in kind.

Quote: "Ooooh cruel fate, why do you mock me?!"

Kane, angst driven but at times very happy, is a half brother to Chyna, Undertaker and HHH, and the same may be said for X-Pac as well. Kane and X-Pac are the best of friends and without him, he would be lost. Kane also was the one who killed his brother Taker the first time by shoving him into a particularly sharp branch, and took part in the olympic games where X-Pac lost his life. Luckily HBK restored it, but the pain Kane felt over the loss was immense. Now he has aligned himself with a warrior she-he named Aysa to fight the forced of evil once again.

quote: "And I thought my family was fucked up."

X-Pac is a highly influencal, slightly pathetic member of the D-Generate Kingdom. He is not afarid to take on the bad asses, even though he usually gets knocked down repeatedly for his efforts, and sometimes is a little too brave and disarming for his own good. Best friends with Kane, second in command to Road Dogg and trusted ally of Chyna, this bouncy boy recently became a father to evil itself, an identical twin to him, Syxx. Fortunately Syxx was defeated as a case of mistaken identity, Undertaker impaling him on his death bed.

Quote: "Go grease up your pecks some more, you scrubber!"

Syxx is the demonic, evil spawn of X-Pac and Tori. Full grown and the complete twin of his father within a year, he led a campaign to take over the cosmos with the Undertaker and HHH, but underestimated Chyna, despite her binge drinking and drug habits and was defeated in the Publicity Event of B.C, which featured stadium seating, free turninps and free beer!

Quote: "Try me Princess."

Road Dogg is the Lord of the D-Generate Kingdom, whom always seems to find him and his kingdom in serious trouble. He allied with an old enemy, Billy Gunn, to try and defeat the Undertaker but the alliance fell apart on the battle field, only to be ressurected on yet another, showing that their relationship is constantly hanging from a thread. A member of Vince's high coucil, he has been a friend in a high place for Chyna on more than one occasion and is always willing to offer a helping hand.

The Rock, King of Cimmeria, is a gallant warrior who joined forces with Chyna to take on Syxx. Chyna called him 'Number One', which irked him greatly, as it didn't seem to matter what anyone elses names were, as long as Chyna got his right, which she never did. He his the orginator of the strange, body gyrating punch known as the 'Rocky Punch', and is considered by many to have really stupid sayings, but seeming he's a kickass warrior he gets away with it.

Quote: “Don’t you dare rip off the Rock’s sayings!”

Quote: "Let us get pissed, have a brawl and then brutally murder the members of the losing side."

Edge once was a follower of the Undertaker, but quickly defected after he tried to have his brother, Christian killed. Soon after Edge appeared at the historical Olympic games serving some very nice fruity pies, partaking in some very skillful archery...and getting impaled on a javelin. But apart from the fact he was killed very brutally, he played his sport very admirably, and we all must admit, he is quite a sexy boy. It's just lucky he came back to life!

Quote: "You and me Chyna, we're gonna kick ass!"

Chrsitian met Chyna while on the run from the Undertaker, who was trying to kill him after Chrsitain stuffed up and was shot up the ass by X-Pac from the tower. Eventually he ended up working for Paul Bearer, but Chyna ruined that up after the botched seduction attempt, and Chrsitian was thrust into battle once again. Christian hasnt been heard about for a while, but he is...even though slightly unwilling...ally of Chyna and will help in a crisis.

Quote: "I'm Chrsitian, ex-Ministry Dweller who fled for my life after Taker got pissed because I let Road Dogg get away in a battle and was going to throw me in the demon pit. I told you that six times."

A nemesis of Chyna who isn't evil as such...only really annoying, and it seems that can be much worse. Jericho is as arrogant as a tin god and swaggers from one small diaster into another, all with a silly grin and a flex of his smallish muscles. He participated in the Olympic Games with the help of his huge she-male body guard Nicole Bassius, driven by greed and the prosepct of power. He had a pact with the Queen of the Gods Tori to kill Chyna, in order for her to gain revenge over her love Shane been turned into a chicken. However, when Nicole was killed he fled like the coward he is. Rogue, petty theif, swindler, con man, and he does it all without a sorry shred of shame.

Quote: "Yes...training quite hard indeedy!"

Tori is a real bitch. Constantly plotting and scheming against her husband HBK and Chyna, she causes more problems than she's worth. Forbidden lover of Shane McMahon, she swore revenge after he was turned into a chicken by her husband and now has multiple pacts with the Undertaker and her son to X-Pac Syxx. She wants her son on the throne so she can rule through him, but that might not be as easy as she thinks...as Syxx is not to be trusted and Chyna will do everything in her power to stop her.

Quote: "He's got such a nice dimple in his chin..."

Badd Ass Billy Gunn, aka Mr. Ass is the leader of the Kingdom of Ass, and has an extremely over inflated ego. He likes the thought of power, wealth and admiration, and can never keep an alliance for too long with screwing it up. Chyna overthrew him early in the piece and became the Queen of Ass, but it seems she relinquished the position back to the little asshole. Everything he does is sickeningly egotistical, and Chyna really seems to enjoy putting him in his place. He recently, and stupidly, handed his army over to Syxx at the prospect of ruling the D-Generate Kingdom.

Quote: "Everyone get a good look at me before i wave the flag!"

Vince the Barbarian rules the Corporate lands with an iron fist, but as it seems, alot of the time he is quite incompetent. He was overthrown by his son Shane and left to die over a vat of steaming marmalade, and couldnt't get his own army together to save his daughter from the Big Show...only to stroll into the beasts lair after Chyna and Show had destroyed each other and casually walk out with Stephanie. The High Council he rules seems to sit back, drink coffee, twiddle their thumbs and make up lies about why Spartan Water is safe all day long...he didn't even know Syxx was tearing up the country side. Still, his refereeing at the Olympics was admirable.

Quote: "Due to a...TECHINCALITY, I am awarding the victory to Chyna. Now...who wants to watch the drinking competition?"

Stone Cold is the resident drunk in the bar in the Kingdom of Ass, and the proud leader of the Legion of Drunks 2000. He joined Chyna in her quest to rid the world of the Taker, was at the Olympics proudly participating in the drinking competition, and was highly moved by the sight of the drunken, stoned warrior woman at the publicity event of B.C.

Quote: "Awww, can't we at least chop off a limb?"