4/25/2000
- Welcome back to a new Handsome Views. The EWF has come under new power. The booking committee has been fired! Dickie Smalls and Charles Mason have been given complete control of the EWF. The 2 men have stripped Phill the Thrill of his World Championship. They have also stripped Tex Wrangler of the US Championship, although he never actually won the belt. Also all current storylines have been dropped. The EWF will have a fresh start.
- The EWF voting booth has been updated. Also there is a message board which can be reached from the voting booth. There fans can post comments about the EWF.
- To help expand the already impressive EWF roster some new talent has been signed. A young high flying superstar by the name of Kid Comet has inked his EWF contract. This young man wears a blue mask and should really help the EWF undercard.
- Sgt.Rex has signed his EWF contract as well. Sgt.Rex was going to leave Erie for South Carolina to instruct some basic training but decided to stay in Erie to teach the EWF some dicipline. A former Navy Liutenent may also come along to help Sgt.Rex in his quest for EWF gold.
- Seaman Semore Butts, the gay sailor, was fired by the EWF. Gay rights activists were furious about this and demanded that the EWF hire a gay wrestler. To avoid a lawsuit the EWF has started talks with flaming homosexual Justin Style.
- Some new wrestlers will be joining the EWF soon. Look for all this exciting new talent at EWF's Overdose.
- For those of you who are not aware of Phill the Thrill previous title reigns, the man has never actually lost any of his belts. Now Phill the Thrill can claim he never lost the World Title. That is absolutly discusting to say the least.
- An 8 man tournament has already been planned so check out the upcoming link for the full 8 man tourny bracket. Other matches will be announced shortly.
- What will Tex Wrangler do now that he has lost his precious belt buckle? The US title will be decided after Overdose, and beleive me when I say that Tex Wrangler is none to pleased at being stripped of his belt buckle.
- The new powers in the EWF may bring in the Tag Team Championship. One has to wonder what kind of tag teams we will be seeing in the EWF.
- Phill the Thrill may be in negotiations to hire a body guard. Being that all storylines are being rewritten I would not expect Phill the Thrill and Mike Violence to be a duo any longer. Who will watch Phill the Thrill's back now?
- EWF head of talent relations Mike Laraby may be trying to contact former 2 time champion The Punisher. It remains to be seen if he will ever make an appearence in the EWF.
