December 17, 2000
Little Rock, Arkansas

HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS

Hardcore Holly celebrated Christmas in his own unique style this past Sunday on Heat. Joined by his "cousins", Molly and Crash, Hardcore headed to the ring. Molly then wished everyone a the "merriest, merriest, merriest Christmas of all-time ever and ever and ever" and Crash followed that up with a predictably horrible (can't this guy do anything?) version of "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" until being slapped over the head by the Big Shot. Holly preceded to rip into Molly and Crash threatening to stick another turkey leg up Crash's ass. He then told the world he didn't give a damn about Christmas until Molly cut him off and called him a "mean old grinch." Crash then told us all he was no longer scared of Bob (HA!) and began singing "Jingle Bells" until Holly grabbed him by the throat. Luckily for Crash, Kaientai's music hit and out they came. They proceeded to challenge the Holly through bad English overdubbing and then charged the ring. Holly then clotheslined Taka, picked him up, Hollycausted him, then climbed to the top and nailed the best top rope legdrop in the business and the ring was cleared. Kaientai warned that the war was not over and left as Molly tried to get Holly to put on a Santa hat. Finally, Holly relented and put the hat on to a good pop and Crash began singing "And a happy new year" but Hardcore smacked him again and Molly and Crash cleared out as Hardcore got the mic and wished everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. All in all, one of the funniest segments you're ever gonna see.

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