Vital Statistics-All the things you never needed to know about us...

Aben Zin's

• Full name: Aben Trouble/Reliability/safety Zin
• Sex: Yep.
• No, dumbass, GENDER: male
• Bra size: D-cup (36-34 )
• Job: Ruler of all Gamaruk
• Title: High lord/ Mightyone/ Oi! you! Get off my lawn
• Favourite flavour of edible panty: Blackcurrant and Mustard
• Farourite insect: wasp
• Farourite insecticide: Organo Phosphate
• Favourite DEATH scene: Last scene in Othello
• Favourite method of removing nasal hair: length of chain and a speeding truck
• Most Embarrasing feature: This web-page

Mad Cut Gee's

• Full name: ? (unknown- deleted at birth)
• Sex:Not now love I'm busy
• Gender: Female-and I can prove it (so can I, I've seen the videos-AZ)
• Favourite Porn Site: Lusty Letitia's Shagamania
• Job: Space pilot for G.Y.E.D.G.O.U.I.N.C.X.X.A.Z.E.BO.U.R.N.M.O.U.T.H.C.O.U.N.C.I.L.D.R.A.J.G.T.Y.
• Title: Star Commander 8th squadron
• Favourite condom flavour: Peanut butter and marmite
• Favourite prey:The lesser spotted furbie
• Favourite weapon: The self-propelled furbie fryer mk6
• Favourite death scene: The bit in Titanic when Leonardo cops it
• Best Screw: The 24mm deluxe with EZ-turn capacity.
• Most Embarassing Feature: Aben Zin