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News/Rumors For the Week of October 8, 2000.

Big Daddy Dave®:Recently seen grocery shopping,BDD went from French Silk Pie to Sun Chips and Special K. Is this the end of BDD's Overstuffed beef raviolli commercials??? Stay tuned!

Wild Man: Broken Left had could keep him out for a few weeks.

Big Rig: The latest word to leak into the media was that Big Rig was onced propositioned by a black man to have sexual relations. Could this ruin the "friendship between the Big Rig and the Bear???

KAMIKAZE: Good news:May be re-instated into college after making a verbal commitment to MATC, promising that he will wear deoderant everyday he is in school. Bad news: It is possible that he wont be able to pass the re-entry exam after going on a pot brownie binge, destroying more of the few remaining brain cells.

The Creeper:No news to report.

Lum-Bo-Jack:Injured a finger doing lawn work. Could be out for a couple weeks.

The Bear: For the last year, it has been understood that the bear has lime disease. This was spoken from the mouth of the bear himself....But at the time we heard him say "A Deer tick". This was our best guess since he had his mouth full. After putting his statement under analysis, it is now sounding more like this...."Big Rig Dick"...........Uh ohhhh........ Burrito Bandito We are leaving this up for another week so if you see the Burrito Bandito, you can avoid him at all costs!!!!.......Ever since he lost to BDD in his first match he has been doing some crazy stuff. He has been heard to state that he is only going to eat tequila worms and dirt until he gets his first win......unfortunately, that doesn't suprise me because of some of the things he has done in the past, like...offering his mouth as a toilet to girls for sex and making passes at his YOUNGER cousins. If you have any more rumors, send them in to ChesterLyon@webtv.net.

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