SUPER FLY JESTER

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 181 lbs.

Hometown: Castlevania, England

Finisher: Superfly Splash

Career Highlights: N/A

Bio: Super Fly Jester is believed to be originally from the states, but you wouldn't know necessarily by talking with him. With his multiple personalities, and random mood swings, you never know if, or how, or what he will talk to you about. Half the time he as American as Uncle Sam, and the other half a loyal servant to the throne of England. We don't know much about his past, but we do know that he spent many years going from circus to circus as a clown-faced jester. He specialized in making funny noises and scarring little children. He takes pride in being in the nightmares of little children. Possibly as some sort of vengeance for his own horrid childhood. After being dumped by circus after circus, Super Fly spent some time over in the UK, where he chased his lifelong dream of becoming a court Jester. After spending every penny he had just to get there, only to realize that he was hundreds of years short, he gave up hope. Rumor has it that the following story let to his enrollment in the MWF...After discovering the bad news, he stood out from a 3rd story window where he was staying, above an outdoor seating area for a local Cafe. He jumped and crashed through a table. People around were shocked to see the man stand to his feet, and one man approached him and offered him 10 pounds to do it again. Not long after he discovered that his high tolerance for pain would make him money as people would again watch him in amazement, much like his earlier days in the circus. But the more prestigious he became, the more and more the English police would watch him, keeping him from his act. He was eventually discovered by the MWF, who seen him as the perfect jobber. He would be cheap to pay, and he could take anything the MWF could dish out. Will he ever win a match? Nobody knows for sure, but time will tell...