Friday Bloodlines April 14th
LIVE! United CenterApril 14, 2000
Chicago, IL
The show opens up with a black limo pulling into the parking lot of the United Center in Chicago, Illinois. The limo stops as the driver gets out of the car and walks over to the back door. He opens to the door and out walks Gary Cooper. You can hear the fans cheer loudly in the arena. Cooper is then followed by Commissioner Hart. Hart appears to be holding a piece of paper in his right hand. They both walk through the backstage area and finally come out only to be greeted by cheers. The BJWC logo then flashes across the screen as it reads "Bloodlines LIVE! Chicago". The fans are cheering as the Bloodlines music is playing. Signs such as "Hart fears Border Magic", "DEHart the BJWC", "Bring Back Reaper", "UWF Sucks", and "Get Well Dante" are being held by the wildest bunch of fans anyone can possibly see. Cooper and Hart then begin to talk.
HART: Welcome fans to the second edition of BJWC Bloodlines. What a way to kickoff the weekend, right Coop?
COOPER: Hart, you are such an idiot. The football season is over.
HART: Cooper, I didn't actually mean….oh well nevermind. On the subject of football, what do you think of Keyshawn Johnson being traded to the Bucs??
COOPER: Who the hell is Keyshawn Johnson?
HART: What? He is a star wide receiver you moron.
COOPER: Well if he is such a "Star receiver" then why the hell isn't he playing football???
HART: WHAT?! I told you, he was traded to the Bucs from New York you idiot. Coop, I thought you were a football fan. After all, you have Viking season tickets. Maybe you lost your football knowledge.
COOPER: Maybe you did moron. The Milwaukee Bucks are a BASKETBALL team. And I really don't think the Knicks had anyone named Keyshawn Johnson. You must be watching that WNBA crap, sissy.
HART: Good lord. Anyways, on the subject of WRESTLING, imagine that, tonight we have a big BJWC superstar returning. I am the ONLY one who knows who it is. Billy Jay doesn't even know. Who do you think it is Cooper?
COOPER: I know who THEY are.
HART: They??
COOPER: Is your headset working? Cuz mine is working fine. Yes, THEY. Paco and Bobby Magic. They are coming back for good!!
HART: Cooper, those two were kicked out of the league last week.
COOPER: Yeah, and so were you if I recall, about 3 weeks ago.
Hart just shakes his head and continues to plug Bloodlines and the special Tag Team Title Main Event for tonight.
CHRIS MCCLANE INTERVIEW- BACKSTAGE
Jeph Phillips opens the door to Chris McClane's locker room. He walks in and Chris is siting in a chair counting money. He see Jeph and waves him over.
PHILLIPS: Mr. McClane I heard you need to talk to me. What is this about?
MCCLANE: Jeph I called you here to talk to you about the XTF. I need you to give Billy Jay a couple of messages for me.
PHILLIPS: Go right ahead.
MCCLANE: See this money I am counting. This is Billy Jay's money. This is the money I received for agreeing to team up with the XTF. See Jeph I am in the wrestling business for one reason. Not for the fans, I hate the fans. Not for the sport, because it is to easy to me, it does not provide any challenge. And it is sure not to be around these other wrestler. I hate all of the other wrestlers in this league, biggest bunch of retards I have ever been around. I am only in this wrestling business for the money.
PHILLIPS: You have one of the biggest contracts in wrestling though. Why do you want this money?
MCCLANE: See I am keeping this money because life is about money. You can never get enough of it. No matter how much it is it is always good to have. So you can tell Billy Jay that he is not getting his money back even though I am not a member of the XTF. It was his fault for being dumb enough to give it to me. I am the God of Wrestling and I do what I want. I want to keep this money so I am.
PHILLIPS: Well thanks for letting me talk to you Mr. McClane. I will pass the message on to him.
MCCLANE: I have one last message for you to pass on to Billy Jay and a preview to the rest of the wrestlers in this league what is going to happen to them when they cross me.
Chris gets up out of the chair and grabs Jeph. He hits the Paralyzer! THE PARALYZER!!! Jeph Phillips is knocked out on the ground of Chris McClane's locker room. Chris picks him back up and Rebecca opens the door. Chris throws Jeph out the door into the hallway. Rebecca shuts the door and Chris sits back down to continue to count the money.
COMMISSIONER HART IN THE RING
Hart takes off his headset and proceeds to the ring and enters it. He grabs a microphone and begins to talk.
HART: As you all know, the Main Event is for the BJWC World Tag Team Titles in a special "Lumberjack Match." Great main event you say? I say yes, but I've decided to spice things up a bit.
Hart pulls out that piece of paper.
HART: In my hand I have a contract regarding the stipulations of tonight's Main Event. We all know that at SlamFest, Nick Yonce squares off against Dan Dehart in a special 5-count BJWC World Heayweight Title match. Since the winner must make a "5 count" in order to win, I've decided to apply some similarities to tonight's Main Event.
Hart takes a little pause.
HART: As you all know, there will be a total of 5 Lumberjacks. Today is April 14. One plus Four equals 5. There are 5 letters in the name "Flesh", and 5 in the name "Blood". There are also 5 letters in the name "Yonce." Coincidence? I think NOT. Anyyyyways, I have decided that the LOSER of tonight's Main Event, will have to PAY his opponent.......
Pause...
HART: $500,000 of his own money next week on RIOT!!!! Now hit my muuuusssssssiicccccc.
The crowd cheers as "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC begins to play as Hart walks back to the table and puts on his headset.
COOPER: Are you crazy?? Dehart and Yonce will kill you. But did you also notice that there are also 5 days in a week??
HART: Cooper, there are 7.
COOPER: Whatever, Monday through Friday is 5, idiot. If you add up my name, G-A-R-Y-C-O-O-P-E-R, that adds up to 10 letters.
HART: And what does that have to do with anything??
COOPER: 10 divided by 2 equals 5.
HART: Wow, and 30 divided by 6 equals 5.
COOPER: So what's your point?
HART: My point is that you wer-
COOPER: Shut up.
OPPONENT'S FINISHER MATCH: DARREN ANTHONY VS. ROADKILL. WINNER IS FIRST MAN TO DO OPPONENT'S FINISHER
Suddenly the lights go out! A low thundering echoes through the arena, slowly turning into the opening drums of Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People". The crowd goes crazy in recognition of the entrance, and white spotlights flash like lightning in harmony with the drums.
As the guitar riffs rip through the music, ROADKILL steps out from behind to a loud cheer. He walks to the ring calmly, staring emotionlessly into the crowd. He is wearing his black jean shorts, and a black leather jacket with "RK" on the back.
Roadkill reaches the ring and rolls in underneath the bottom rope. Standing in the center of the ring, he raises his arms with his fists clenched tightly - the turnbuckles spray white fireworks as the arena lights up. The crowd roars to welcome Roadkill!!
Roadkill signals to the ring announcer for the microphone - it is promptly tossed to him. Roadkill raises the microphone to his mouth, as the fans are going wild!
ROADKILL: In a world he did not create, he will go through it as if it were his own. Making: half man, half beast. Don't know what the f*ck it is, but it's a sonnuva b*tch, it's pissed off, and it calls itself...
The hot crowd finishes the catchphrase by yelling out: "ROADKILL!"
ROADKILL: Now… last Tuesday night, Billy Jay came to the ring strutting like a goddamn peacock, flexed his muscles, and announced a four-way brawl between Brandon Lloyd...
Crowd cheers
ROADKILL: ....Wayne The Blade Coll...
Crowd cheers even more
ROADKILL: .....Darren Anthony....
Crowd erupts with boos
ROADKILL: ....and The 'Killer!
Crowd lights up with cheers
ROADKILL: Now B-J… yeah, I am happy I got the shot… and I could go even as far to say I'm GRATEFUL for the opportunity. But your only mistake of the night were your closing words - not only do you CHALLENGE me, but you said I'm gonna BLOW IT??
Crowd begins to boo
ROADKILL: Personally, I don't BLOW anything - maybe YOU do, but I ain't into that sorta sh*t!!
Crowd is amused and begins to laugh.
ROADKILL: Not that there's anything WRONG with it, B-J. Then again… maybe you WANT me to prove you wrong as much as I do. I mean, you'd rather see anybody else in the main event than DAN DEHART!
Crowd cheers in reaction to Dehart's name
ROADKILL: But you see… The 'Killer's got his OWN plans, his own little agenda. And unlike YOURS, B-J, it ain't hidden. No, I'm gonna tell you… tell Chicago… tell the BJWC exactly what it is. And it is, to be in the Slamfest main event, like it...
The crowd yells out: "OR NOT!"
ROADKILL: And it starts with YOU, Darren Anthony, right here tonight. So get your sorry ASS down here - 'cause ANYONE that crosses my path, BECOMES!!
"Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays as Darren Anthony makes his way down to the ring. The fans boo like crazy, but Darren doesn't seem to mind. WAIT!!! Chris McClane has just ran and attacked Darren from behind!!! He picks Darren up! PARALYZER!!!!!! He know runs into the ring to shake hands with Roadkill. Wait! PARALYZER!!!!! Roadkill is out in the ring and Darren is out laying in the entrance way. McClane holds up his own hands like he won and then leaves! Darren slowly gets up , as does Roadkill. Darren now runs to the ring.
Roadkill attacks Darren Anthony before the bell sounds! And the match is on! Both men drilling each other with lefts and rights, with the brawler Roadkill getting the better of Darren! Roadkill sends him to the ropes... goes for THE FALL!! But Darren Anthony escapes and rolls out of the ring! Roadkill going for the early win!! But a bad move by Darren, because Roadkill is out to the floor right after him! Roadkill drives Darren's head into the ringpost! Roadkill walks to the announcer's table... grabs a steel chair!! He swings at Darren! CLANG!!! Darren ducked!! Roadkill nailed the ringpost!! THE FALL on ROADKILL! Darren Anthony just hit his finisher on Roadkill! But he can't win like that!!! Darren picks Roadkill back up and throw him back into the ring. Darren throws Roadkill into the ropes!!! Clothesline over the ropes!! NO!! Roadkill ducked and turns toward Darren!! Right hook! NO! Darren Anthony with a kick to the midsection... ROADKILLER!! NO!!! Roadkill pushes Darren off! Roadkill clotheslines him, as BOTH men tumble over the ropes and to the floor. Roadkill RAMS Darren Anthony's back into the ring! He scoops Darren up... DROPS HIM ON THE STEEL STEPS! Darren is yelling and holding his back - Roadkill is trying to cripple him. He picks Darren up... gutwrench suplex on the concrete!! The referee is out to yell at Roadkill to get back in the ring... he does so, but not without rolling Darren back in. Roadkill locks on a texas cloverleaf! Darren is yelling in pain, as Roadkill puts tremendous pressure on his back! But Roadkill can't win by submission - so he let's go, and kicks away at Darren's back! Roadkill is slowly working away at his opponent's back. He picks Darren up... OH!! LOW BLOW!! THAT will stop Roadkill!!! Darren gets up! DDT!! Both men are putting up one hell of a fight!!! Darren picks up Roadkill and throws him into the ropes!! WAIT! Here comes Damien!! What is he doing? He is distracting the ref!! Roadkill turns around and gets hit by the Dead Man's End!!! The DVD!!! It's over! Darren won!! But wait! The ref is out!! DAMIEN just punched the ref!!!!!!! Darren is pissed! He walks over to wake up the ref!! Damien just left!! He wakes up the ref and turns around. Roadkill is slowly getting up. Darren is right there, waiting for him... Darren puts his shoulder right under Roadkill's chin, and is going for the Roadkiller!! NO!!! Roadkill grabs Darren's head from behind!! Roadkill bends him backwards - Darren screaming in pain, as Roadkill is extending his back!! THE FALL!! NO!!! Once again, Darren Anthony slips out of it!! He rams Roadkill into the corner!!! Darren sets Roadkill up on the turnbuckle, and he climbs it himself. He's going for a superplex... UP... and NO!! Roadkill punches him in the gut.... OH GOD!!! THE FALL FROM THE TOP ROPE!! ROADKILL NAILS THE FALL ON DARREN!! MATCH IS OVER!!!
WINNER: Roadkill
HART: Wow, what a match! Did you see that Cooper?
COOPER: See what? Hart, I'm getting really angry with you.
HART: Why Coop?
COOPER: Because, I want to know who this "returning superstar" is.
HART: Well according to my schedule, he was supposed to be here by now. I have now idea where he could be.
DUMMY ON A POLE MATCH: LANIER O'REILLY vs. KURT MICKJAGGER
"Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones plays as Kurt Swagger?? No, a man dressed up like him, known as Kurt MickJagger walks out to the ring. He looks oddly familiar.
"Takin' Care Of Business" plays as…Lanier..O'Reilly, whatever, walks down to the ringside area. He grabs a mic and enters the ring.
O'REILLY: What I'm about to do to you Bobb-, I mean Kurt, is "strictly business."
Just then he drops the mic and attacks Kurt!! These two are brawling!! Just then Commissioner Hart takes off his headset and looks confused. These two wrestlers look very famililar. Hart dives in the ring and grabs a microphone.
HART: Wait a second, I know you two. It's Border Magi-
Just then Hart gets attacked from behind by Gary Cooper!! Cooper grabs a mic.
COOPER: Brian, last Friday you ruined two legends!!! And I won't let it happen again!
Cooper turns towards Border Magic.
COOPER: Run boys! Save yourselves!!
Paco and Bobby Magic run for the high heavens as Hart gets up angry at Cooper, as they both walk back to the table.
HART: What was that for? Those two are GONE.
COOPER: Dammit Hart, you always have to ruin things. Border Magic will be back on RIOT I promise you!
#1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE BLOODLINES TITLE BELT: ODIN VERSUS MASTA KILLA; SPECIAL COMMENTATING DONE BY THE BLOODLINES CHAMPION DAMIEN
"Unforgiven" by Metallica is heard as the BJWC Bloodlines Champion, Damien, walks down to ringside to do a little guest commentary.
HART: Hey Damien.
DAMIEN: Hey guys what's up?
HART: We're just getting ready for this next match up. That was a pretty nasty thing that you did to Darren Anthony earlier tonight.
DAMIEN: Let me tell you something, I only get nastier.
HART: Are you and Roadkill in "cahoots?"
COOPER: Hart, you're sick.
HART: What?
DAMIEN: Yeah Hart, that's sick. But to answer your question, only time will tell. Now let's get this thing going.
Odin is already in the ring waiting for Masta Killa!! What's this? Masta Killa comes from the crowd!! He runs and and attacks Odin! Bulldog!! Masta Killa now picks up Odin and delivers a nice suplex! Elbow drop! Leg drop! NO! Odin gets up and Masta Killa missed with the leg drop. Dropkick by Odin!! Odin runs against the ropes! Clothesline! Cover 1…kickout! Remember folks, the winner of this match will face Damien in a #1 contendership match next week on Bloodlines! Masta Killa now with a cheap low blow! DDT! Cover 1….2….kickout by the european!
COOPER: That was a nice kickout.
DAMIEN: Yeah, did you see the way his legs flew into the air.
HART: What the hell are you guys talking about?
COOPER: Shut up Hart.
DAMIEN: Yeah shut up Hart.
Odin now throws MK into the ropes! Clothesline! They both go flying over and onto the floor on the outside!! Odin is the first to get up and he picks MK up with him. He whips him into the guardrail! MK is down! Odin now raises his hands and receives a bunch of cheers. Odin now goes over to attack MK, but MK has other ideas. MK now delivers some gut punches to Odin! Eye gauge! He throws Odin back into the ring! MK now on the top turnbuckle! Frog Splash!! 1…..2……KICKOUT!! That was close, MK almost became the #1 contender for the Bloodlines Title! MK is now going up again! Frogslash!! NO! Odin rolls up and pins MK as he lands on him! 1…..2………..NO!! Kickout!! That was close! Odin now gets up and delivers a low blow!! The ref warns him of that! Odin looks at the ref as MK delivers a low blow!! The ref now warns MK! MK and Odin both get pissed as they stand there together yelling at the ref!
DAMIEN: Now it's time.
What's this? Damien has just run into the ring! Here comes Bronco Bobby running to the ring!!! He is distracting the ref!! Damien turns around MK! Chicago Sidewinder!!!! He now grabs Odin! Chicago Sidewinder!! Both men are out!!!!! MK is the first to get up!!!! He goes for the cover!! 1……….2…………..WHAT THE!! Bronco Bobby has pulled the referees legs!! MK had a 3 count!!! Bronco Bobby is telling the referee that the ring is not stable! He makes the ref check the turnbuckles! What the heck is he doing!? What the hell!! He just clobbed the ref with his hobby horse!!!! This guy is nuts!! The ref is out! Bronco Bobby just tossed Odin a bottle of his mommas patented Hoot 'n Hot barbecue sauce!!! Odin smashes the bottle over MK's face!!! Bronco rolls in the ring and takes off the referee shirt and puts it on himself!! What the? Odin covers MK!! Bronco counts! 1…..2……3!!!!!! He counted the 3! But he is not the ref!! The real ref wakes up and calls for the bell!! What the heck?? A no decision! Here comes Maveric! What's he doing here?? He grabs Masta Killa and knocks him down!! He goes to the top ropes! STRAIGHT SHOOTER!!!!!
WINNER: NO DECISION
HART: Well that was classic. I guess next week I will make a fatal four way match for the Bloodlines title between Odin, MK, Damien, and Bronco Bobby. What do you say Coop?
COOPER: I'd rather watch paint dry.
NEXT FRIDAY: Fatal Four Way Bloodlines Title Match
BJWC SUPERSTAR RETURNING???
Scene now cuts to the parking lot. It's a long white limo pulling in slowly. Who is in it? Is it the big superstar returning? He was supposed to be here at the top of the show, could this be him? The doors opens but the scene suddenly cuts off!
BJWC NORTH AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: BRANDON LLOYD (CHAMPION) VS. THE DOMINATOR (CHALLENGER), TITLES CAN CHANGE HANDS ON A DQ
"Brain Damage" by Eminem is heard as the current North American Champion, Brandon Lloyd, walks down to the ring receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. He gets up on the ropes holding his title.
Dominator comes out of nowhere and attacks Lloyd!! The match is on!! Remember, this title CAN change hands on a DQ, so both grapplers better be careful! Dominator whips Lloyd into the ropes! Dropkick! He picks him up and delivers a nice pump handle slam! Cover 1……kickout!! He whips Lloyd into the ropes! REVERSED! REVERSED AGAIN!! Lloyd comes flying back and ducks a clothesline! Off the other ropes!! Flying elbow! Lloyd just connected perfectly to Dominator's face with the elbow. Cover 1…2…kickout! Lloyd picks him up and delivers a nice backbreaker! Figure 4! Lloyd has just put a submission on Dominator! Dominator makes his way to the ropes to break the hold! Lloyd picks him up and whips him into the ropes! Lloyd jumps up! Dominator catches him! TOTAL DOMINATION!!!! TOTAL DOMINATION!! Dominator could go for the pin but he is out of breath while Lloyd is laying there helpless! After a while he goes for the cover! 1……2……………kickout!!! Damn that was close! They both slowly get up now. Lloyd grabs him and does a nice DDT! Cover 1…..2…..kickout! Dominator gets up and runs off the ropes! Flying clothesline!! He know goes to the top ropes! HUGE leg drop connected!!!! The cover! 1……………2………..KICKOUT!! That was really close! Dominator gets really pissed and goes to the outside to grab a chair! He dives in the ring! What is he doing? He's gonna get DQ'd! He swings for Lloyd!! NO! ducked!! Kick to the midsection! Facebuster!!! Cover by Lloyd 1……..2………kickout!!! Another close fall. Lloyd now runs against the ropes! Elbow drop! Missed! Dominator gets up and delivers a leg sweep to Lloyd! He now takes the chair and throws it out of the ring. Lloyd now gets up quick and jumps at Dominator! Dominator caught him! He throws him over the ropes!!!! Dominator just chucked Brandon Lloyd over the ropes! Dominator is now celebrating in the ring!! What's this?? Here comes Chris McClane!!!!!!!!!! He walks over to Brandon Lloyd and picks him up!! He now grabs a steel chair!! WHACK!!! He just nailed Lloyd! The ref calls for the bell!! McClane just screwed Dominator!! He just screwed him out of the NA Heavyweight title!!! Dominator is pissed!!! He goes to the outside of the ring and takes McClane back into the ring!! He puts McClane up on a top turnbuckle! TOTAL DOMINATION THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! HOLY SHIT! The bell keeps ringing!
WINNER: Brandon Lloyd, still NA Champ
COOPER: That was a great match, but I wanna know where the hell the BJWC Superstar is!
HART: I know I know. He was supposed to be here by now. Dammit.
STEEL CAGE MATCH: TRENTON SHARP VS. CHRIS MCCLANE
"Hate Me Now" by NaS and Puffy plays as the former Champion, Chris McClane, walks out only to be greeted with boos. Chris seems to love this. He enters the ring and taunts the crowd.
Trenton Sharp walks out now and stares straight at McClane, and nothing else. He walks through the cage door and both men are now face to face.
The bell rings and the match starts! Trenton is off with the first move! He's throwing lefts and rights and everything else!! He now throws McClane into the cage!! McClane is busted wide open already!!!!! DDT!!!!! Trenton now climbs the turnbuckle and goes for the elbow drop! MISSED! McClane moved out of the way! McClane must be really softened up after the recent attack on him from The Dominator. Trenton looks like he has the advantage now. Piledriver on McClane! Trenton begins to climb the cage and realizes he hasn't done enough. He gets off of it and runs over to the dazed McClane and delivers a devastating clothesline! McClane now gets up, CLOTHESLINE! NO! McClane ducks and delivers a rock-bottom type move! What a move! He now goes for the Michigan Cloverleaf!! He has it locked on!!!! Submission cannot get you the win in this type of match, but it can wear your opponent down, and that is exactly what McClane is doing!! He finally releases the hold after a brutal attack on Sharp. He throws Sharp into the ropes!! Lou Thez press!! NO! REVERSED into a POWERBOMB!! What a move by Sharp! Sharp now picks up McClane and throws him into the cage, back first!! That's gotta be painful on McClanes back!! McClane is now a bloody mess. Sharp now tries to throw him again into the cage!! REVERSED!! Sharp hits the cage! No HE is busted open! It looks like these two are performing surgery in there it is so bloody! Sharp is walking backwards dazed toward McClane now. McClane grabs him! PARALYZER!!! PARALYZER! Sharp is out! McClane walks over to the cage! He is climbing it! He is slowly but surely making his way up to the top! Wait! McClane loses his breath and falls hard to the mat!! He was really close to winning! Sharp now slowly gets up and walks over to McClane! He climbs the cage next to McClane and is at the top! He is gonna win it!! WAIT! What is he doing? SHARKSTOOTH from the top of the cage!! Holy shit!! McClane is dead!! Sharp is hurt too! Both men are down and not moving!!!! The ref continues to check each man to see if he is alright. Sharp is the first man to get up and he walks over to pick up McClane. He whips him into the cage! NO! Reversed!! McClane now throws Sharp into the cage!! HOLY SHIT!! Sharp just went THROUGH the cage and onto the outside! There is now a big hole! SHARP HAS JUST WON!!!!!! Wait a second! Hold the phone! The referee is saying the winner must go OUT the door over OVER the top of the cage!! Sharp begins to climb the cage! He is now on top and ready to re-enter the ring! McClane climbs the cage and grabs Sharp at the top! SUPERPLEX!!!! DAMN!! Both men hit the canvas hard and both are down! The crowd stands and cheers at this spectacular match!! The ref is now checking both men! Trenton is the first to get up! He walks over to the cage and begins to climb, only to be followed by McClane! Both men are climbing the cage and punching each other simultaneously! They are both at the top of the cage now!! Who is going to win! ? Both men are sitting at the top of the cage punching each other!! Sharp grabs McClane!! HOLY LORD! They both fell to the ground!! The bell rings! Who won?? That was to close for the naked eye!! Both men are lying on the ground motionless!! Medical staff rushes out to aid both men. The ref calls for the bell but the winner has yet to be announced! What is going on?? The referee has just informed Commissioner Hart and Gary Cooper that he will view a tape of the ending of the match and tell everyone who won before the Main Event starts.
WINNER: Decision will be made later in show after tape is viewed