Bloodlines

LIVE! Metrodome
April 7, 2000
Minneapolis, MN

Clip of a LIVE aerial shot of the HHH Metrodome in downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota. The BJWC Bloodline logo flashes on the screen and reads "LIVE Minneapolis." Fireworks begin to explode from everywhere!! The Hell In A Cell is at the top of the arena for tonight's Hardcore title bout between Exodus, Brandon Lloyd, and Cyris Raven. The fans are cheering as the camera zooms in on the brand new Bloodlines set. Signs such as "Impeach Hart", "Welcome back Coop", and "LAW still Lives" are seen throughout the arena. The Metrodome is jam-packed to the rafters with well over 80,000 people on hand! The most in BJWC history!

Commissioner Hart speaks


"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC blasts across the Metrodome's sound system as the new BJWC Commissioner, Brian Hart, walks out wearing a nice black suit with a black tie, also wearing sunglasses. He receives a mixed reaction from the crowd. Hart is carrying some sort of title belt, and is also carrying 2 pieces of white paper. He enters the ring.

HART: First off, I'd like to welcome every to the first ever edition of BJWC Bloodlines!!!

The crowd is now standing and bursting with cheers.

HART: I came out here to start off the show to talk about 3 things: Lanier Riley and Kurt Swagger, an announcement concerning the BJWC World Heavyweight Title, and an announcement concerning the non-present Dan Dehart.

The crowd starts to boo because Dehart is not there.

HART: Alright, let's cut to the chase. Two weeks ago, I did something I should not have done. We here in the wrestling world call it "angle-killing." The reason I did that was because Mr. Riley and I got in a huge argument backstage, and I let the heat get to me. It takes a real man to admit his mistakes. And being the real man that I am, I admit I was wrong for doing so. I'm sorry David.

The crowd becomes silent.

HART: BUT, it takes even more of a real man NOT to run away from his mistakes. Therefore, I hold these two contracts in my hand.

Hart holds up the contracts.

HART: Kurt, Lanier, these are for you. Now I know you have taken your business elsewhere. I am sad to see that. But, I have two BRAND NEW BJWC contracts if you'd like to come back. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, it may not even be next year. But whenever you are ready, the BJWC welcomes you back.

The fans cheer, and Hart now holds up the title he has in his hands.

HART: Would the BJWC World Heavyweight Champion Nick Yonce please come out here real quick.

The fans wait and wait when finally Nick Yonce walks out in confusion holding the World Title. He walks down to the ring and enters, walking right up to Commissioner Hart. Hart puts his hand out for a handshake, and Nick gladly accepts. The two shake hands, then Brian continues to speak.

HART: Just a short 3 days ago, this man defeated former champion Chris McClane to become a BJWC 4-time Heavyweight Champion. Ever since Nick entered the league under the alias 'Ponce', I've respected him, hated him, despised him, looked up to him. Hell, my thoughts on this guy was like a roller-coaster. But look at this piece of shit World Title he's holding.

Hart points to the World Title.

HART: This thing has been here ever since I signed way back in 1998. Nick, will you please hand over the Heavyweight Title belt?

YONCE: Wait a second, what are you trying to pull Hart?

HART: I'm not trying to pull anything, what I'm trying to do is present you with the BRAND NEW BJWC World Heavyweight Wrestling Championship belt. So, Nicksta, do you accept buddy old pal?

YONCE: Hell yeah Brian.

Commissioner Hart hands Nick the belt that he was holding. It's a brand new BJWC World Heavyweight Title belt. The light glares off of it, you can tell it's brand new. Commissioner Hart is now holding the old BJWC World Title belt.

HART: Now, Billy Jay has given me the authority to do whatever I want with this old BJWC title. I have thought about it, and I could do the following: Give it to Dehart so he can hang it up with all his other titles.

Crowd cheers.
HART: I could….keep it myself and fantasize about it forever.

Hart laughs as he gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.

HART: Orrrrrr, I could FedEx this bad boy to our friend Outlander.

The crowd erupts with mostly boos.

HART: No, we wont do that. Considering there is a Bloodlines Title ladder match after I quit yapping, I have decided to make this belt the new BJWC Bloodlines Championship belt. However, we need a few changes.

Hart pulls out a blowtorch he had hidden in his coat and begins to melt the former World Title!! The belt looks like trash now, and you can't even tell it's the old World Title.

HART: There we go. Would the people in the control please lower the cable??

A cable from the top of the dome lowers, and Hart hooks on the belt.

HART: There, now we are ready for the ladder match. Okay, I've been talking WAAAYYYY too long, and I know you people came to see some wrestling. I have ONE more announcement. Mr. Dehart has decided to no-show for the event. I have decided that if he doesn't participate in Bloodlines NEXT WEEK, he is suspended for a month!!!

The crowd begins to boo, as all of the sudden Billy Jay is seen on the Billy-Jay-A-Tron.

BJ: Hart!! Just because you are second in command gives you NO right to make decisions like that around here. Dan Dehart doesn't have to be here if he doesn't want to!!

The crowd is now louder with boos than ever before, and BJ begins to take notice.

BJ: Wait, don't boo! Hart, you may be on to something…….uhhh……okay, if Dehart does NOT participate next Friday at Bloodlines….uhh…he will be stripped of ALL belts he has and will be FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HART: Now hit MYYYY music.

"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC begins to play. Hart begins to laugh as he exits the ring and begins to sit down at the broadcast booth.

GARY COOPER


"Bye Bye Bye" by Nsync plays for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stops. The crowd is now very confused. "I Touch Myself" now begins to play and suddenly stops. People in the crowd are gazed with confusion and silence. "Thong Song" by Sisqo plays as suddenly there is a figure seen at the entrance way!! The figure goes back and the music stops. The crowd is now getting very irritated and begins to boo. Unannounced, "Puttin' On The Ritz" by Taco begins to play as Gary Cooper is seen at the entrance way!!! The crowd erupts with cheers!! It's Minneapolis' own!! Cooper is pulling the radio flyer and has Sir Sack and The Rock in his posession!! He walks down to ringside and walks by Commissioner Hart's announce booth, and makes his way to the Spanish Announce table. Cooper sits down and begins to talk to the two spanish guys.

COOPER: Where's Brian? When does the show start?

SPANISH GUY #1: Sr. Cooper, usted está en la tabla injusta.

COOPER: No thanks, I'm not the taco-type. I do like the chalupa though. Hell of a deal for 99 cents if ya know what I mean. Ever had one?

SPANISH GUY #2: Váyase el idiota

COOPER: Thank you! Yes I like the hot sauce too. You are a very kind spanish man. Wait a second, I just noticed I am at the wrong table! Must have been all those chalup dealys. Have a goodnight guys, see you later.

SPANISH GUY #1: Estúpido retarda.

Cooper walks over to the BJWC announce table.

HART: Hey Cooper.

COOPER: Hey. Those Mexicans are very nice. They offered me some tacos. I'm not really into them, but I do like their music. Wait, aren't you fired?

HART: Well, that's a long story. But let's talk about one quick thing. It is POP, NOT SODA. The word SODA should be illegal.

COOPER: What do you know? You are from Minneapolis, all you idiots say pop.

HART: You are from Minneapolis too moron.

COOPER: Yeah, but not the same area. Idiot.

Hart pauses in confusion, then continues.

HART: Alright, enough of this chit chat, let's go to the ring, shall we?

COOPER: Why would we go there? Aren't we supposed to announce?

HART: Coop Coop Coop, "go to the ring" means let's start the next match. It's what us commentators are supposed to say.

COOPER: Yeah, but if why would WE start the next match? We aren't on the card, are we?

Hart pauses and looks at Cooper and just begins to laugh.

HART: I see you've brought Sir Sack and The Rock with you.

COOPER: You have seen correctly. Ever since the disappearance of them a while ago, I've been saddened, but they are back and NO one can take them away. Don't try anything funny Hart, I have my eye on you.

HART: Yeah yeah let's just go to the ring.

COOPER: Okay, you go first.


BJWC BLOODLINES TITLE MATCH- LADDER MATCH- DAMIEN VS. FAS

"Unforgiven" by Metallica is heard as a new BJWC superstar in Damien walks down to the ring with a lot of confidence.

FAS was already in the ring waiting for Damien. The Bloodlines title, which is the former World title, is now hanging high above the ring. A ladder is set up in the middle of the entrance. And they're off!! Damien with a few right hands makes FAS stumble to the ground. FAS now with a low blow!! DDT!! FAS now rolls out of the ring to go get the ladder. Damien gets up and runs against the ropes, and is now running toward the other ropes!! He LEAPS to the outside and nails FAS!!! Both men are down!! They both lie there when Damien seems to be the one to get up first. He walks over to the ladder, closes it, picks it up, and then throws it at FAS! FAS is now laying there helpless!! Damien puts the ladder in the ring and sets it up!! He now climbs to the very top!! Wait!! He's not going for the belt!!! He is now jumping to the outside! DAMN!! He missed!! FAS quickly moved out of the way as Damien hit the ground hard!! FAS now with some sort of weird submission!! Damien is screaming for pain, but submission will do no good in a ladder match!! Both men are up now as FAS goes for the clothesline but Damien ducks and delivers a side suplex!! Damien gets in the ring and is now going to climb the ladder!! He is at the top!! He's got the belt!! But wait!!! The belt wont come down!! It must be buckled really hard! FAS enters the ring and pushes the ladder and Damien goes flying to the outside through the Spanish Announce table!! And it's only the first match!! FAS now goes up to get the belt!! The ladder broke!!! The ladder broke!! FAS has now fallen to the canvas!! Damien is still down on the outside!! FAS gets out of the ring to grab another ladder! He's got it! He sets it up in the middle of the ring!! FAS is now at the top of the ladder!! Damien quickly climbs the turnbuckle from the outside. He jumps and nails the ladder with a drop kick as FAS goes flying out of the ring and onto the cement!!!!! Holy Shit!!!!!!!!! Damien now climbs the ladder and is grabbing the title!!!! He's got it!!!! Damien is now the first ever Bloodlines champion and holds the old World title belt in glory!!!

WINNER: Damien, new BJWC Bloodlines Champion

HART: Wow, what a match! Those two guys really do know how to put on a show.

COOPER: Yeah, but everyone knows I am the best Bloodlines Champ there ever was.

HART: Cooper, this was the first match for that title. What are you talking about?

COOPER: Just shut up Hart.


LOSER LEAVES TOWN MATCH - SPECIAL REFEREE COMMISSIONER HART- BOBBY MAGIC vs. PACO DELGADO


Commissioner Hart leaves the announce table and puts on a ref shirt. Paco and Bobby magic come out together, kind of upset over this match. They get in the ring and Hart calls for the bell to start the match. Both men just stand there looking at Hart in a confused manner. Brian Hart grabs a mic.

HART: Okay guys, this his how it works. I am the referee. Now, whoever gets pinned to a 3 count has to leave the BJWC forever. Do you understand?

Both men still look confused. Hart grabs the mic again.

HART: Let me just show you.

Hart drops the mic and does a double clothesline to both men!!! Hart covers both of them and counts his own 3! 1…2….3!!!! Hart calls for the bell!!!

HART: Now both of you get your stinky asses out of this league!!!!!

Bobby Magic and Paco begin to get upset and head towards the back. Hart goes back to the announce table and sits down.

COOPER: What the hell did you just do?? They are legends!! You idiot!!

HART: They got what's coming to them.

COOPER: Oh no, this has to be the BJWC's saddest moment.

HART: Isn't it?


BJWC WORLD TV TITLE MATCH - BEST 2 OUT OF 3 PINFALLS - WAYNE COLL vs. ROADKILL


"Make Me Bad" by Korn plays as the former TV champion, The Blade, walks down to the ring. Blade has accomplished a lot here in the BJWC, and is a great competitor.

Suddenly the lights go out! A low thundering echoes through the arena, slowly turning into the opening drums of Marilyn Manson's "The Beautiful People". The crowd goes crazy as white spotlights flash like lightning in harmony with the drums. As the guitar riffs rip through the music, ROADKILL steps out from behind to a loud cheer. He walks to the ring staring emotionlessly into the crowd. He is wearing his black denim shorts, and a black leather jacket with "RK" on the back, and has the BJWC Television Title draped across his shoulder. Roadkill reaches the ring and rolls in underneath the bottom rope. He stands in the center of the ring, as the turnbuckles spray white fireworks as the arena lights up - Roadkill raises his arms - one with his fist clenched tightly, the other displaying the TV belt. The crowd roars to welcome Roadkill!!

Roadkill doesn't wait for the bell to ring, as he quickly attacks Wayne The Blade Coll! He drills right hands to Wayne's head, driving him back to the corner. Roadkill whips him to the other side, but it is reversed! The Blade sends Roadkill into the corner, and now charges! VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE by Roadkill!!! He flipped his opponent inside-out! Roadkill stomping away at Coll - picks him up, and tosses him out of the ring!! Bad news for Wayne!! Roadkill follows him to the outside, and quickly sends roundhouse-rights at Wayne Coll. Roadkill whips him viciously into the guardrail!! REVERSED!! Roadkill goes flying into the guardrail!! Roadkill flips over, and takes the railing with him!! BJWC security quickly comes over to hold the fans back, from getting hurt and from entering ringside! Roadkill picks up Wayne... the audience scatters, as Roadkill bodyslams him onto the audience's empty chairs!!! BJWC security is over to tell Roadkill to get out of there... ROADKILLER!! Roadkill hits a stunner on one of the security guards!! He's gonna get fined for THIS!! While Roadkill was distracted, Wayne Coll with a low blow!!!! Roadkill picks Wayne Coll to his feet... setting up for a piledriver on the concrete!! NO!! The Blade just backdropped Roadkill ONTO the fallen railing!! Wayne Coll steps up on one of the chairs... flying elbow!! But Roadkill moves!! Wayne comes crashing down hard on the railing!!! Both men slowly getting up and roll into the ring - Roadkill clutching his neck, and Wayne Coll holding his ribs. BOTH are hurt!! Wayne Coll is the first to get up and picks up Roadkill in the process. Wayne brings Roadkill into the ring and delivers the BLOODSWORD!! He goes for the cover!!! 1……2……3!!!!!! Wayne Coll with the first pinfall!!!

COLL 1, ROADKILL 0

Roadkill stumbles to the ropes, Wayne with a clothesline over the top!! But Roadkill catches himself, and remains on the apron outside the ring! Wayne Coll comes quickly to knock him off, but Roadkill nails him in the gut!! He sets The Blade up... oh no, a SUPLEX to the outside!!! Down onto and right through the Spanish announcers' table!! Again!!! Both men are crumpled up in the mess, and Wayne Coll is really nursing his ribs now! They must be broken!! Roadkill slowly gets to his feet, and brings The Blade to his feet. Wayne Coll is bleeding from the mouth!! Roadkill sees this, and gives an evil grin... BACKBREAKER!! Wayne is writhing in agony, holding his side! Roadkill brings Wayne to his feet and rams his ribs into the ring! And again!! And a third time!! Roadkill rolls his injured opponent into the ring. The fans are starting to show concern for Wayne Coll's well-being, as Roadkill continues to work on the ribs! He's kicking away at The Blade's side!! The referee is pleading to Roadkill to stop! Roadkill agrees(?)! Wayne is coughing up blood, as Roadkill comes over... LOW BLOW!! Wayne manages to stop Roadkill in his tracks!!! Wayne with a DDT!!! Cover 1….2……kickout!!! Roadkill kicks out after the massive DDT!! Wayne Coll picks up Roadkill and delivers a piledriver!!!! Another cover 1…..2…………..NO!! We almost had a new TV Champion!! Wayne Coll whips Roadkill into the ropes and signals for the Bloodsword!! The fans go wild as he goes to put Roadkill on the top turnbuckle... oh but he crumbles to the floor! Wayne is clutching his ribs, as he didn't have the strength anymore to lift up Roadkill! Now Roadkill is up, and sees an opporutunity! Roadkill slaps on a Texas Cloverleaf!! Wayne is screaming in agony!! Roadkill applying tremendous pressure on The Blade's back and ribs!! But he's not giving up! Wayne shaking his head and yelling! Wayne is fading as Roadkill has the Cloverleaf locked on! Wayne grabs for the referees legs and trips him!! The ref hits his head hard on the canvas and is KNOCKED OUT!!!! What the!! The lights have gone out!! The 80,000 + fans are screaming!! The lights are out!!!! What's this? The lights are back on and someone with a paperbag over their head is in the ring!! He has a can of gas with him! What the hell?? He just helped Blade out of the ring! He now pours gas around Roadkill and lights it on fire!!!! Roadkill is burning!!! The man with the bag begins to leave, while Blade hits Roadkill with a fire estinguisher and then sprays him down!! He throws is out of the ring and goes for the cover!!! The ref wakes up slowly but surely!! 1…….2………………3!!! NEW TV CHAMPION!!!!! The Blade is now celebrating in the ring!!!! Wait!! The ref gets up and notices the figure with a bag over his head walking to the back, and also smells gasoline!!! The ref has just informed us that the match MUST continue and that the recent fall DOES NOT COUNT.

STILL….COLL 1, ROADKILL 0

The men commence to fight again!! Roadkill whips Wayne Coll into the ropes!!! DEAD MAN'S END!! Death-valley driver, as Roadkill calls the ref over to count! 1…..2……3!!!!

COLL 1, ROADKILL 1

The next man to make a pinfall wins!!! The Blade had it won earlier but the ref reversed it due to outside interference. Blade with a DDT!! Cover 1….2…kickout!! What a match!! Coll whips Roadkill into the turnbuckles!! BLOODSWORD!! HE HIT IT!! Wait!! What the heck! Roadkill's legs knocked out the ref!! The ref is knocked out AGAIN!!!!! Coll with a cover!! 1….2……3!! BUT NO REF!! Coll has like a ten count!!! Wayne Coll gets mad and walks over to the ref to wake him up!! Roadkill with a roll up pin as the ref gets up!! 1……2…….NO! kickout!! Nice kickout by Coll. Roadkill stomps on Coll and then picks him up. He chucks Coll unto the ropes and goes for the clothesline! Ducked!! Coll against the other ropes, and when he comes back he applies the sleeper hold around Roadkill!!! The ref raises his hand once!! It fell!! Again!! And Again!! The ref calls for the bell!! The Blade has won the TV title!! His music plays as he begins to celebrate!!! Wait a second, Roadkill has a microphone!

ROADKILL: That's bullshit!! This is two out of three PINFALLS, not submissions!! The match should continue!!

Just then the referee faces the timeskeeper to make sure that is the rule. When the ref's back is turned, Roadkill grabs a chair and hits Blade with it!! CRACK!! Blade is bleeding all over! Roadkill chucks the chair to the outside!! Roadkill goes for the cover! The ref turns around! 1….2…..3!!! Roadkill keeps the title!!!

WINNER: Roadkill, still BJWC World TV Champion

HART: All I have to say is WOW. Wayne Coll had the match won TWICE, but due to technicalities, did not win. I think Blade deserves another shot, because he put up one hell of a fight.

COOPER: Yeah, who was the guy with the paper bag?

HART: I don't know, I guess we'll have to wait and see.

COOPER: Well I thin it's Marv Albert. I mean, come on, look at his stature and his pose. And no one wears a bag over their head better than Marv Albert.

HART: .....


HARDCORE TITLE/NORTH AMERICAN TITLE- HELL IN A CELL- FIRST BLOOD - FIRST AND SECOND MEN TO BLEED ARE ELIMINATED - 3RD MAN TO BLEED IS HARDCORE CHAMP - LAST MAN TO BLEED, OR NOT BLEED AT ALL, IS NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION - EXODUS vs. CYRIS RAVEN vs. DARREN ANTHONY vs. BRANDON LLOYD


"Brain Damage" by Eminem is heard as the current North American Champion, Brandon Lloyd, walks down to the ring receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. He gets up on the ropes holding his title.

"Certain Shades of Green" Incubus plays as the California native, Exodus, walks down to the ring showing no emotion. Exodus enters the ring and just stands there.

"Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays as Darren Anthony makes his way down to the ring. The fans boo like crazy, but Darren doesn't seem to mind.

All men are in the ring and ready to fight. But where is Cyris Raven? He is on top of the Hell In A Cell which is being lowered as we speak!!!!!!!!!! Here comes to cell!! It lowers and the three men start attacking each other!! Cyris Raven is on top waiting for an opponent!! Keep in mind that the FIRST man to bleed is eliminated from winning anything, and same with the second. The THIRD man to bleed wins the Hardcore title, and the FOURTH man to bleed or NOT bleed at all wins the North American title!! There is only ONE ref and he is in the middle of the ring. Exodus is doing away with Darren, while Brandon Lloyd leaves the cell and heads toward the top!! He gets to the top and battles Raven!! DDT on to Raven!! Lloyd picks up Raven and does an eye gauge, hoping Raven will bleed. Raven with some gut punches sends Lloyd to the ground! Well actually, to the top of the cell. Meanwhile, Exodus and Darren duke it out. Darren sends Exodus into the ropes!! Clothesline!!! He now puts Exodus on the top turnbuckle. He stands up with him and suplexes him out of the ring and into the cage!!! Ouch!! WAIT!! What's this??? Roadkill is coming down to ringside, and has a table with him!! What is he doing?? He sets up the table on the outside and begins to climb the cell!! He takes Brandon Lloyd and DDT's him!! He now grabs Cyris Raven and throws him off the cell!!! THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! Raven has to be dead!!!!!!!! Roadkill slowly climbs down and then exits!!! What a jerk!!! Brandon Lloyd slowly gets up and realizes that Cyris Raven is layed out on a broken table!! Lloyd has a grin on his face, then he runs and jumps off the cell!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! He lands on Cyris Raven!!!! OH MY GOD!! They are both down for good!!!!! What's this?? CYRIS RAVEN is bleeding!!!!!!! He is gone!! But wait!! The ref does not see it yet!! He is focused on Exodus and Darren Anthony!! Darren Anthony continues to throw Exodus into the side of the cell!! He tries again but it's reversed!!!!! Darren goes face first into the cell!! This provokes him even more, as he throws Exodus now THROUGH the cell!!! Exodus is bleeding!! The ref calls for the bell!! Exodus must leave. It is now down to Darren, Lloyd, and Cyris Raven, who is bleeding!! Lloyd gets up and picks up Raven. He grabs his head and brings him into the cell and into the ring. Raven hides behind Lloyd and pushes Lloyd into the ref!! The ref is out!! The ref is out!! Lloyd turns around only to be given a DDT and then a Piledriver by Raven!! Darren takes Raven and gives him THE FALL!!!!! THE FALL!!! Lloyd gets up and is now given the FALL himself!! Darren has just knocked out both men!! Keep in mind that Cyris Raven is bleeding!! What's this?? Here comes The Dominator!!! He enters the ring and nails Darren Anthony with a chair!!!!!!!! Now he picks up Cyris Raven and takes a bunch of his blood and puts it in his hands!! What is he doing??? He takes and blood and wipes it all over Darren's face!!!!!!!!!!! Dominator now goes over to the ref to wake him up! The ref sees Darren and calls for the bell!!!!!! Darren has just been royally screwed AND elminated!! Darren looks PISSED!! He takes BOTH the ref and DOMINATOR and beats the shit out of them!! Then, he begins to go outside and climb the cell!! Dominator and the ref look at each other and decide to go after them!! As soon as they get to the top of the cell, Darren attacks both of them with a double clothesline!! He brings them both to the side of the cell at the top. He picks up BOTH MEN!!!!!!!!!! What is he doing? Darren goes to the side and jumps off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! THEY LAND RIGHT THROUGH HART AND COOPER'S TABLE!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! ALL 3 MEN ARE DOWN!!! That's the craziest thing the BJWC has ever seen!!! Commissioner Hart and Gary Cooper almost got killed!! THREE MEN just came crashing down through the table from 20 feet in the air!!! BJWC medical staff is now aiding them. A reserve ref comes to the ring and rings the bell!!!!! Cyris Raven is bleeding and the match is over!!

WINNERS: Cyris Raven, still BJWC Hardcore Champ. Brandon Lloyd, still BJWC North American Champion

HART: I can't speak. That was just too big for words. All three of these men are seriously hurt. In my mind Darren should be the Hardcore Champion. That is just too crazy.

COOPER: Eh, that was weak.
HART: Gary, I'm not even going to say it...

COOPER: Where is our table? Medics!!

HART: I think we should be more concerned with these three men!!

COOPER: What three men?

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mAiN eVEnT
THREE WAY FINISHER MATCH - WINNER IS MAN WHO DOES HIS FINISHER FIRST - CHRIS MCCLANE vs. DANTE vs. NICK YONCE


"Hate Me Now" by NaS and Puffy plays as Chris McClane walks down to the ring. This time, with no Rebecca. What is up with that? McClane enters the ring and waits for Dante and Nick Yonce.

Suddenly on the Billy-Jay-A-Tron it shows Dante in the back hallways. He is walking towards the ring for the Main Event. Suddenly, a man wearing a dark suit and a mask attacks Dante with a metal baseball bat!!!! What the hell!! Dante is layed out and is NOT moving whatsoever!

COOPER: What the heck?

"Shock the Monkey" by Coal Chamber Hits the P.A. and out walks Nick Yonce to a Mixed reaction. He doesn't look to happy, but he's got that World title over his shoulder! This should be one hell of a...Wait! Nick's signaling for a Mic. What's this?

YONCE: For years...I've always been thought of as a man who got things done for himself...didn't have a care for anyone else...Well...That was Ponce. Nick Yonce is a better person than that. Nick Yonce does it for YOU out there..the fans. Yeah...I know, It may sound trite...and men like Dehart, or Anthony, or even Punks like McClane up in the ring may think it sounds like a load of BULLSHIT...but that's not true...

I am the Foundation of the BJWC...and You all know I'm a fighting champion...Therefore.. ...For those of you fans who are here to attend the FIRST bloodlines..I've got something SPECIAL lined up for the Main Event...This match...will be FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!

HART: Sorry Coop

COOPER: Where were you?? Nick just announced this match is for the World Title.

HART: I had to go talk to the BJWC Executives about getting us a new table. This is ridiculous.

Gary Cooper enters the ring and is ready to ref the match!! It is a finisher match. The first man to use his or her finisher wins. Dante is obviously too hurt to be in the match. And the match starts!!! Chris McClane dives toward Nick and does a nice forearm smash!! This match is for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!!!!!! Nick gets up and delivers a low blow!! Gary Cooper is prancing around not even paying attention to the match!! What a joker. Nick whips Chris McClane into the ropes and does a nice samoan drop!! Cooper counts a 1..2..3 on the mat! What the hell is he doing? There was no cover plus this is a finisher match!! Cooper continues to prance around, basically paying attention to the crowd. Nick whips Chris into the turnbuckle and puts him up top!!! IDIOSYNCRATIC SLAM!! That's his finisher!! Nick won!! But wait!! Cooper isn't even paying attention so he can't call for the bell!! Cooper pay attention! Nick makes his way over to Cooper and begins to complain, while McClane attacks from behind!! Bulldog!! McClane grabs Nick and tries to do the Paralyzer! NO! Reversed!! Nick with some gut punches finishing with a face buster!! Nick whips McClane into the ropes! REVERSED!! Nick Yonce goes flying to the outside!! McClane now on the top ropes!! SPLASH to the outside!! He picks up Yonce and does the PARALYZER!!!! A NEW CHAMP!! But wait!! Cooper is mingling with the crowd!! What an idiot!!! Both men continue to fight! Yonce whips McClane into the guardrail!! Clothesline! Both men go flying over the rail and into the crowd!! Punches are being thrown left and right!!! Both men are now bleeding!! They finally make their way back to ringside! McClane throws Yonce into the ring. Backbreaker!!! Now McClane is applying the Michigan Cloverleaf!!! NO!!!!! Yonce grabs McClane's feet and pulls him to the ground. Yonce gets up and starts to kick at McClane! There is tons of blood all over the ring. Yonce picks up McClane!! POWERBOMB!! Picks him up again!! ANOTHER!!! And again!! NO!! This time it is reversed into a frankensteiner!!!! McClane to the top ropes!! Diving elbow!! Cooper seems to be signing autographs with the fans, not even paying attention to the match!! McClane is now applying the Michigan Cloverleaf!!!!!!!!!!!! It's over!! But Cooper doesn't see it!!!! Yonce is now layed out in the ring!!!!! "Hate Me Now" begins to play as Rebecca walks down to the ring!! What is she doing here?!! It seems like she is holding a juicer in her hands!!!! What the? Chris McClane is looking at Rebecca and is distracted!! He turns around and ducks a clothesline, then turns again and tries to do one but is met with one himself!! A double clothesline!!!!! Both men are out! Rebecca makes her way over to where Commissioner Hart is doing commentary. She grabs Sir Sack!! What is she doing!!! She now enters the ring and picks up Chris McClane!! Gary Cooper turns away from the fans and notices they have Sir Sack!! He gets into the ring and McClane takes the mic!!

MCCLANE: Cooper, I have done my finisher, now award me the match and you can have Sir Sack back!!

Just then Cooper tries to grab Sir Sack but McClane nails him over the head with it. McClane now takes the juicer and begins to put the oranges in it!! He turns it on!! What is he doing?? McClane is pouring orange juice from the sack of oranges ALL OVER COOPER!! Talk about adding insult to injury!! He laughs his ass off when suddenly Darren Anthony comes limping down to ringside!!! What's this??? THE CELL IS LOWERING!!!! THE CELL FROM THE HARDCORE MATCH IS LOWERING!!!!!!!!!!! Darren gets in the ring and distracts McClane while Nick Yonce begins to get up!! McClane turns around and is thrown into the turbuckle!! The cell is still LOWERING!!! Here comes a reserve referee!!!! Yonce tries for his IDIOSYNCRATIC SLAM but it is reversed into to spinning DDT!!! McClane is upset over the reserve ref so he delivers the PARALYZER to the REFEREE!!!!!! What the hell is he doing?? The cell is now lowered and both Nick and McClane continue to fight!!! Darren Anthony is slowly climbing the cell!!!! McClane does a nice suplex to Yonce and decides to climb the cell himself!! Both McClane and Darren are on top!! Wait!! Nick gets up and begins to climb the cell!! The ref wakes up and calls for the bell!! DQ!! DQ!! All three men are on top!! Anthony seems to be helping Yonce, inadvertently or not!!! Chris McClane fights off both men and delivers the PARALYZER to DARREN THROUGH THE TOP OF THE CELL AND ONTO THE UNCONSCIOUS GARY COOPER AND THROUGH THE RING!!! Oh my god both men are out!!!!!!!!!!! Cooper is still out!! This is unbelievable!! Nick Yonce gets off the top of the cell and walks over to where his World Title is. He climbs the top of the cell again and stands on top and holds up his World Title!! The 80,000 + are screaming and are on their feet!!! "Shock The Monkey" by Coal Chamber plays as Nick Yonce remains World Champion!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait!! McClane is actually moving!! Slowly but surely he gets up and walks out of the cell and begins climbing!!!!!!!!! He is now on top of the cell and attacks Yonce who is on top still celebrating!!! Yonce is down!! Chris looks up toward the top of the dome and there seems to be a cable lowering!!!!! What the hell? It must be the same cable from the Bloodlines Championship Ladder match earlier tonight!!!!! McClane hooks the cable onto the back of Yonce and the cable begins to rise!! What the hell!!! Nick Yonce is being RAISED to the TOP OF THE METRODOME!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bell continues to ring!!!! OH MY GOD!!!

WINNER: Nick Yonce by DQ, still BJWC Heavyweight Champion

HART: Holy Hell!!!! Chris McClane is still mad over his loss of the World Title, and is hanging Current Heavyweight Champion Nick Yonce at the top of the Metrodome! That has to be at least 300 feet!!!!!!! Oh my God! We will see you on RIOT! Goodnight!!

The show ends as the World Champion Nick Yonce is seen hanging high above the celled ring at the Metrodome in front of 80,000 fans.