Monday Riot November 8th
Monday Night RiotNovember 8th, 1999
Boston Square Gardens, BOSTON, Mass
BJWC Productions
(BJWC Logo appears on the screen and "Highway from Hell" plays as it goes over clips from Monday and Friday's cards. Things including Ponce in a hardcore match with Tyler Lee. Border Magic and Crush and Destroy. Clips of Dan laying on the mat with "4" painted on his chest. Clips of Cooper and Darren Hart in the bathroom fighting it out. Shots of the tag champs KAHN and Blade battling it out. Shots of the Reformation of the UNION. Clips of Lanier Riley getting beat down by the newly reformed POnce and TA team. Clips of the return of Master and screwing Chris out of the World Title. And clips of Billy Jay announcing that Dante is now under Chris McClane's power, and must perform as his bodygaurd. And then Billy Jay announcing Melanee Stenson is now Billy Jay's property and final clips are of him and Stenson leaving up the ramp.)
(Pyros blow off and the crowd burst. The music begins "Highway from Hell" and the fans rise to their feet and give a standing ovation! As the Prez walks out with Melanee Stenson at his side. He has jacket with the words RAGE is COMING on them and some other promotional logo's for BJWC's Upcoming PPV!)
Billy Jay: Welcome BJWC Fans and Addicts to yet another fantastic addition of Monday Night RIOT!!!! And i'm happy to say BJWC is damn proud to be fighting in the legendary BOSTON GARDEN!!!! (fans burst) But, yu know I got few things to announce tonight.
First let me introduce the newest member to my personal BJWC Council, Melanee Stenson. Now, people have been flooding around me ever since Friday wondering what the hell I was thinking giving Chris McClane a bodyguard like Dante. Well, I have an answer.
I was thinking, BJWC needs a leader, BJWC needs a role model, BJWC needs a hero! I looked over the ranks, I watched past BJWC Tapes, and I came to one, yes, one single conclusion! That conclusion is this.......THERE IS NO ONE WHO CAN FILL THAT POSITION BETTER THAN the one, the only, CHRIS McCLANE!!!!
Now, not only has he been screwed time in a time out of matches he still has one of the most respected records in the BJWC! And still, yes, still holds the BJWC NA Title! And, I'm going support and watch Chris McClane fullfil his potential and go ALL the WAY to the TOP of the BJWC! Chris McClane will be CHAMP! (Fans boo)
Don't get mad at me, because I can recognize talent when I see it! I looked at the UNION, noticed they do not, and will never have what it takes to make this company the greatest. I looked at all the former champs, KAHN, Cooper, Ponce, I contacted former champions like Cyris and Crucible and they don't have what it takes, I then took a hard look at the CURRENT BJWC World Champion TA Tyrone Alguard, and I matched him up move for move, attribute for attribute and who came out on top???? Guess! Yes! The one the only Chris McClane! (fans boo)
("Hate me Now" blares over the speakers and out steps the NA Champ with the Women's Champ Rebecca and Dante, McClane's newest bodyguard. Chris McClane has his own mic at the top of the ramp. The boos are defening and grow as he speaks.)
Chris McClane: It's about damn time! But, Billy Jay what are you gonna do about it? I say you just hand that World Title to me right now, what do you say?
Billy Jay: You know that's not the way it should be! McClane you will get your Title Shot as soon as I can fit you in, and maybe sooner than that, you just trust in the POWER that IS! (points to himself) And soon enuf you will be king of the hill! McClane what do you say? Can the BJWC Adopt Chris McClane as their son and raise you right into that World Title?
Chris McClane: Billy Jay, why would I join you without anything. You get me that World Title and I'll be your whatever the hell you want. Cuz, see this waist? It only contains the NA Title, and I won't be happy, nor will I be the BJWC's SON until I can look in the mirror and see both the greatest wrestler and the greatest title all at once!
("Hate Me Now" blares up again as McClane, Dante and Rebecca exit without letting Billy Jay reply.)
Billy Jay: Alright McClane! You lack the trust, but soon you will learn that when you join me then and only then will you rocket to the top of this FED!
("Highway from Hell" blares up as the fans boo Billy Jay as he starts to exit.)
Billy Jay: Screw Highway to Hell, dammit give me some real exiting music!
("Calm like a Bomb" by Rage against the Machine blares up and Billy Jay gives off a smirk to the upset fans as he exits under the Billy Jay A Tron!)
James Edgebrook: Ohh man! McClane already making Dante follow him around and Billy Jay seems to be on McClane's side? Billy Jay is sure sweat talking him. What a great night this could be! We have some HUGE matches going on. BJWC Council has also released the AWESOME "Rage War" logo on the Official BJWC site and it looks GREAT! Billy Jay is working on a RAGE WARS T-shirt it looks like a sure buy for me. Well "Calm like a Bomb" is Billy Jay's new music. Does that signify anything? I think it does!
Napoleon has been away for awhile and hopes to win this match to spark new life in his singles career. Taurus' career is on track and he can jump higher on the ranks with a big win tonight.
Napoleon
Vs
Taurus
The fans give a big cheer for Taurus. And express some heavy cheers for former NA Champ Napoleon too. The bell rings. This match was one sided from beginning to end. Taurus went to work on the Former NA Champ with big scoops and slams all over the place. Napoleon actually had the advantage late after a reversed SUPERPLEX! Napoleon was trying for the WORLD CONQUEST but Taurus faught away but Napoleon still sent Taurus all the way down to ringside. But as soon as Napoleon joined Taurus at ringside it was all over. Taurus used his hardcore talent and went to work on Napoleon. Suplex thru a table! Drop kick into a chair! Head first whip into the guard rail! It was a total blowout. Ponce comes walking to ringside to a huge fan reaction. Taurus rolls Napoleon in and hit a running powerbomb and covered him. 1......2.......3! Big win for Taurus.
WINNER: Taurus
Both men still standing in the ring and Ponce is joining him inside the ring. Ponce has a chair. Who is Ponce gonna hit? Ponce with a CHAIR SHOT TO TAURUS!!! Fans go wild!!! Ponce is brutally beating down Taurus!!! Ponce grabs a mic and stands over Taurus.
Ponce: Now, Don't get Me wrong. Napoleon is a Bud of mine and all, but this is personal. See, not many people know this story, so i'll lay it on the line for them, as well as you taurus, incase you forgot. Back when the BJWC folded, I was touring the indy circut, arriving and leaving...y'know, doing some select dates. i was on my way up, and there was one kid who attemped to stand in my way, this little BITCH taurus. We never got a chance to fight it out, because the WC started back up again. Now i have the chance...You think you're hardcore? Well, You have someone standing in YOUR Way now. And I'm about as hardcore as they get. Tyler lee got lucky...But remember, everything happens for a reason...And thats why I'm the most caniving, hardcore, sonOFaBitch there is...THOU MESS WITH THE FOUNDATION or the Pheonix Mercs, Thou Shalt be Messed
(Ponce drops the mic, smacks taurus, and leaves. Fans go nuts as each man exits to their music.)
James Edgebrook: Taurus with a huge victory but it looks like Ponce may have a problem with him. I see a future fued with these two and it could be a great Hardcore Fued. The Pheonix Mercs may not be a huge team but they do sure have good individual athletes.
Well, It's time for th.....Wait a second Jeph Phillips is backstage. Jeph?
Jeph Phillips Backstage
(In the back Jeph is standing with Cooper behind him digging thru a freezer and then checking under a table.)
Jeph Phillips: I am here to speak with Cooper who has a WORLD TITLE shot tonight! Cooper what do you have to say about you match tonight?
Cooper: Have you seen Sir Sack or Darren Hart?
(Jeph shakes his head no and Cooper quickly leaves with a sour faced Jeph standing alone now. You can make out Cooper asking more people down the hall if they have seen Sir Sack or Darren Hart.)
Jeph Phillips: It seems Cooper is busy right now! I hope he finds Sir Sack before his match tonight or he may not perform to the top of his ability. Back to you James.
James Edgebrook: Wow Cooper seems determined to find Sir Sack tonight.
Next we have a great Tag Team match, Crush and Destroy who went into a no contest in their return debut makes their first appearence on RIOT and looks to make a bigger impact than Friday. Dehart obviously not happy with the man the cost their debut tag match to be no contested. That rumored member of the FOUR is a secret to everybody and Crush and Destroy gets another chance for their first tag win. But Big Head Machine can not be taken for granted! This is a huge match for both teams because winner will be Number #1 Contenders for the Tag Belts.
TAG TEAM #1 Contenders Match
Big Head Machine
Vs
Crush and Destroy (Dan Dehart and G-Crusher)
Crush and Destroy comes out to a HUGE reaction. Fans go nuts for the UNION! Big Head Machine caem racing down and started the match right away. Big Head Machine went to work with a double team rock bottom on Dehart and then each taking a leg for a double team boston crab. But G-Crusher quickly made the save. After some fast paced tag in tag out action all four men got brawling in Dan comes out ahead with a LAST STOP! But no cover cuz he is not the legal man. G-Crusher looking to look on the G-Crush to Big Machine! NO! RICCOCHETTE by RICHARD HEAD!!!! Cover by Head. 1..........2.........3NO! Kickout! Double team by Big Head Machine! Dan jumps in but Big Machine cleans his clock. Wait! Here comes that Mysterious Masked Man!!!! He races into the ring!!!! Fans are yelling!!!! This is crazy!!! Dan and the Mystery Man trade blows, Big Head Machine steps aside not wanting to pay the price for geting involved. G-Crusher joins Dan's fight. UNION Vs. the Mystery Man!!! They beat the man to one knee!!!! The Mystery Man fights back, clotheslines Dan to the floor. Clotheslines G over the top ropes. Turns around DDT!!!! DDT!!!!! The mystery man just DDT'd the hell out of Dan the Destroyer. Then he grabs Head! IMPLANT DDT to HEAD!!!!!! Big Machine tries to attack blocked IMPANT DDT!!!!! The Mystery Man plants all three men and exits to a huge ovation. The ref does not call anything due to the fact that he attacked both teams. G-Cruhser rolls back in the ring, the only man not planted with a DDT he covers Big Machine! 1........2........3!!!! It's over!!!! Crush and Destroy pulls it off!!! The Mystery Man once again joining in the activities!
WINNERs: Crush and Destroy new #1 Tag Contenders
James Edgebrook: WHAT A MATCH! Up until the Mystery Man got involved yet again! That man whoever it is has something against Dan the Destroyer. I got my money on him being John Charles! But Ness Manson is a possibility. Crush and Destroy get their first tag victory since their rejoining. They should get a tag title shot within the next week.
WE have another backstage camera requesting for air time.
BACKSTAGE CAMERA
(Shot starts at somebodys wrestling boots and pans up to reveal, newcomer, Mark "RAGE" McAvoy! He is holding his "Pappy" and is talking to it.)
Mark McAvoy: "It'snot right Pappy! That title should be ours! It's what everyone wants......"
(McAvoy and Pappy then hop down the hall of camera.)
James Edgebrook: What Title is the newcomer McAvoy talking about? This guy is totally insane.
Next we have a Triple Threat Match, Big Machine is being sustitutted by Paco Delgado, biug break for the Mexican Sensation, him and Drifter and Lanier Riley all fighting for a shot at G-Crushers' TV Title!
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Number 1 TV Title Contender Match
Drifter
Vs
Lanier Riley
Vs
Paco Delgado
Paco comes out to little or no reaction. A "PACO in English means PILE OF CRAP" sign is passed to him. Lanier Riley comes out to a huge reaction for such a new guy. Drifter a man who could easily walk away with this match come sout to barely any reaction! This match started fast but within minutes of high paced action Billy Jay came out and tossed in a chair to Paco Delgado! Paco with a chair shot to Lanier Riley. The ref sees the chair shot and DQ's Paco from the match! Fans cheer! Billy Jay gets upset and the ref sends Billy Jay to the back! Fans are going nuts! Drifter climbs the top, but as the ref sends BJ out, Lanier takes advantage with the chair and smashing it over Drifter's head! Lanier hops on the top! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!!!! SUPERPLEX STYLE!!!!! Fans are going nuts!!!! Lanier putting Drifter back into the corner! Sitting him up again! SAMOAN DROP FROM THE TOP ROPES!!!!! Top ropes!!!! STRICTLY BIZ' DROP!!!! What a splash from above!!!! Right into a pin!!!! 1........2.......3!!!! Lanier Riley the #1 Contender for the TV Title!!!!
WINNER: Lanier Riley #1 Contender for TV Title
James Edgebrook: Wow! Billy Jay got Paco eliminated! I doubt Paco is happy about that! Then Lanier uses the turned ref to his advantage and then cleans the floor with Drifter and wins the match with style!
We have camera set up backstage again let check it out.
BACKSTAGE
(It's Darren Hart, he is carrying.....Sir Sack? He walks into Billy Jay's office. Billy Jay looks out his office door tell the camera to leave and shuts and looks his door.)
James Edgebrook: Wow! Billy Jay now negotiating with Darren Hart! Or at least speaking to him for some reason. Well BJ better hurry because Darren Hart fights next! Let's go to the ring!
Darren Hart
Vs
Wayne "The Blade" Coll
Wayne comes out first to very little cheer but at least wearing his Tag title. He has not been sticking around lately and is having troubles picking up wins in the BJWC other than in the Tag Division! Darren's Music plays and plays. The ref is about to call the match when he steps out. He has his Turbulence Title around his waist. He seems focused tonight. The bell rings and the two start out furious a nd fast. Drifter locks on a series of submissions which Darren Hart keeps breaking out of. Darren battles to his feet. But Darren walks right into a drop kick! Darrne finally picks up the pace with a closeline and a powerbomb! All of a sudden! Chris McClane comes racing down the ramp! Chris dives into the ring! The ref is calling for the bell. It looks like a no contest! PARALIZER!!! PARALIZER!!!!! Chris just paralized Darren Hart. Chris is yelling, "Who do you think is Number One now?" Fans are booing like mad! ANOTHER PARALIZER!!!! Chris McClane hops the ropes and exits to loud boos.
WINNER: No Contest
James Edgebrook: Chris McClane! What a jerk and he defends his title next!
KAHN is a Tag Champion and he may be a little upset that McClane just cost his Tag Partner a match to be a No Contest. Here we go.
NA TITLE MATCH
Chris McClane (NA champ)
Vs
KAHN
"Call to Ktulu" hits and the fans go wild for the Former BJWC Champion! KAHN gets a huge reaction. KAHN has his World Tag Title and puts it in his corner. "Hate Me Now" comes on and out steps McClane with Rebecca the BJWC Women's Champion. McClane stops with her on the ramp with a mic.
McClane: "In honor of being the first Wrestler interviewed for Gary Coopers page I would like to introduce my personal bitch, no no, not Rebecca.....Gary Cooper!!!"
Dante steps out and the fans give off a good laugh as Dante is dressed just like Gary Cooper, he has a red wagon and has a bag of banannas and a rock. Fans cheer the humor. McClane looks like he will utilize his bdyguard as much as possible! The bell rings! They lock up. McClane complains right away about hair pulling. Dante climbs on the apron KAHN turns his attention to him. McClane from behind! Rollup from behind! 1..........2.........KICKOUT!!! Almost a quick victory. McClane once again complains this time about how he wants his bodyguard to fight his match for him. KAHN shakes his head and shoves Dante off the apron but fron behind! REBECCA with the TAG TITLE!!!! Fans boo!!!! Dante pulls KAHN ringside!! Chris McClane sits on the top ropes and relaxs. Fans are booing like nuts. Dante with a WEDNESDAY NIGHT SPECIAL!!!! He is even using Cooper's finishers!!!! KAHN is taking a beating from McClane's bodyguard!!!! McClane convices the ref that Dante fighting his match is legal! The ref tries to break it up but it is too late! THE HIT!!!!! KAHN is out! McClane with a cover! 1.........2......KICKOUT!!!! WOW!!!?!?!? Big kickout!!! KAHN fighting back against McClane!!! Tackles and brawls, KAHN with a kick FACE DRIVER!!!! NO!!!! McClane turning the face driver into a modified SAMOAN DROP!!!!! KAHN off the ropes tripped up by Rebecca stumbles right into McClane! PARALIZER!!!! PARALIZER!!!! Cover!!! 1...........2...........3!!!! It's over!!!! Mcclane faught about two minutes and with all the help he got he wins the match, and still remains the NA Champ!!! Wait a sec.......
WINNER: Chris McClane defends his NA Belt
Out of the entrance comes.....VP ANDREWS?!?!?!??! What the hell is he doing out here?????
VP Andrews: Well, since Billy Jay has gone insane tonight, I am going to be the LAW!!! And due to the fact that Rebecca and Dante did more fighting than you in this match, I am VACATING THE NA TITLE!!!!
(Fans go wild! McClane almost pops a vien and yells at the VP.)
VP Andrews: So since Dante DID do more than you he will get a SHOT at YOUR NA Title wether you like it or NOT!!!!
(Fans go wild. "Calm like a Bomb" blares up and out steps Billy Jay right in the face of VP Andrews!)
Billy Jay: You are the LAW???? What are you talking about!!! You still have the "V" before the "P" mister Andrews! You are no better than Prez Pat! (Fans boo.)
Billy Jay: Who do you think you are VACATING a BELT in MY FED!!!! You can not do that!
VP Andrews: Already done PREZ!!! The line was dotted and I signed, don't get mad cuz I'm giving the fans what they want!!! (Fans go nuts!) Billy Jay live with it. Your little adopted child McClane is no longer the NA Champ!
Billy Jay: You think you are so cool. Now that the fans cheer for you, you think you can do anything as long as it makes the fans cheer! Well, fine two can play at this game!!!! Chris McClane gets a title, no not NA Title, no, World Title SHOT at RAGE WARS 99!!!!!!
(Fans boo like mad! McClane goes from pissed to smiles! McClane then walks up the ramp and shoves the NA title into VP Andrews' chest and exits with Dante and Rebecca! Fans boo Billy Jay's decision. Billy Jay exits and then KAHN exits and VP Andrews follows.
NA Title now VACANT
James Edgebrook: WHAT ?!!??!?! NA Title vacated by VP Andrews! But then Billy Jay gives McClane a World Title shot at RAGE WARS!!!! VP Andrews will express what he plans to do with the NA Title on Friday. It looks like VP Andrews has full control over who gets a shot at the NA title.
Hold the phone again! Camera backstage with Billy Jay.......
Billy Jay Backstage
Billy Jay is speaking with Melanee Stenson and telling her to guard this with her life and hands her a package. He tells her to make sure to bring it out for the Main Event she nods and walks off as Billy Jay then gets told by a man that he is on to do his announcements! Billy Jay then grabs a mic and is join by Melanee as they walk down the hall.
James Edgebrook: What the hell is that package???? What an amazing night and I'm sure Billy Jay's announcement will only add fuel to this already AMAZING Monday Night RIOT!!!!!
Billy Jay's Announcements
("Calm like a Bomb" blares as loud as the first time and out steps Billy Jay along with Melanee Stenson! The fans give him a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. Billy Jay doesn't seem to mind either way as he enters the ring and retrieves a mic.)
Billy Jay: What a RIOT this is, and what a RIOT we have left for you great fans tonight! But I have something sad to say......
This will be the LAST BJWC MONDAY NIGHT RIOT!!!!! (Fans shocked, they boo loud as they can.)
I know I know, it is a sad thing. But Monday's just aren't big enuf to hold the BJWC ANYMORE!!!! (Fans begin to catch his drift and begin to cheer.)
Starting next week, BJWC will PRESENT TUESDAY NIGHT RIOT!!!!!!
Expect a HUGE Line Up, yes, possibly bigger than TONIGHTS LINE UP for the FIRST EVER BJWC TUESDAY NIGHT RIOT!!!!! (Fans go wild)
Now, that that whole issue is taken care of, we move on to November's Cybercast SPECIAL RAGE WARS 99! Formerly known as RAGE in the CAGE! Last year every match was a cage match and it was one hell of a night. But this year, at RAGE WARS, we are gonna put on a show ten times what RAGE in the CAGE was!
We have a RAZOR CELL LADDER MATCH, the stips and set up for this match is a Pay Per View in it's self! Plus, we have the MAIN EVENT to take place inside a CAGE, and being a CAGE MATCH! Plus, The Hardcore Belt will be faught in some special sort of match, but those special rules will be created and relayed to me, by the HARDCORE CHAMP himself!
Now, that all that is said, I have one final thing to say, and that is this.......
(Billy Jay hands the mic to Melanee Stenson.)
Melanee Stenson: That WOMEN's BELT is MINE!!!!!
(Her intensity is certain and her and Billy Jay exit to Calm like a Bomb and the fans singing along with the lyrics.)
James Edgebrook: Wow! Big news! This is the last time, here in Boston Square Gardens, that BJWC will have Monday Night Riot! From the moment this show is off the air BJWC will then be host to Tuesday Night Riot! Plus, RAGE WARS looks to be one of the greatest PPV's EVER and we still got about 20 days til' that PPV even rolls this way. BJWC is sure on the up and up. Could this night get any better?
What am I talking about? We have the Hardcore Belt on the line next, inside a STEEL CAGE! Hardcore Cage Match. Tyler Lee may have finally met his match tonight as McClane's bodyguard, Dante, faces off against Tyler Lee disputed the greatest BJWC Hardcore Champ of all time history. Let's go to the ring.
BJWC HARDCORE TITLE MATCH
HARDCORE STEEL CAGE MATCH
Tyler Lee (champ)
Vs
Dante
Dante steps out in normal attire, a little better than when McClane forced him to play Cooper earlier tonight. No Melanee Stenson, no smile on his face, just a man trying to win some gold, and he has his signature bat. The cage is on it's way to the ground as the officials are sliding in a few tables and chairs to make this match as interestng as it should be. Dante's music halts and THE ICON Tyler Lee steps out and the fans go nuts. Lee is sporting the new version of the UNION shirt as the UNION members have done all night long. Tyler Lee ducks under the cage and rolls in. Dante begins the assualt with the white bat even before Lee can disgard the Hardcore Belt. The cage finally hits ground as Dante has on a choke with his white bat. Finally Lee gets free and looks very shaken up. Dante comes with another attack but is halted with a Hardcore title to his left brow. Tyler Lee quickly takes advantage. After a DDT and a sidewalk slam on a chair. Tyler Lee set up a table laying up against the turnbuckle. He lifted Dante up for a german suplex. Dante reversed but Tyler Lee faught free and irish whips Dante towards the table, Dante reverses that and Tyler Lee runs up the table and jumps to the top of the cage and grabs on. dante almost freaks out as Tlyer tries to pull himself over the top. Dante runs up the table and grabs the icons foot they fight on the top turnbuckle. Dante takes a few shots. Tyler Lee sets up THE ICON DDT!!!!!! FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE THRU A TABLE!!!!!NO!!!!! DANTE latched on with both hands to the cage and Tyler Lee couldn't free him. Dante with a series of knees to the gut. He lifts Tyler Lee!!!! THE HIT!!!!! THE HIT!!!!! THE HIT THRU THE TABLE!!!!! It took alot out of both men and Dante lays on Tley Lee dead tired for 9 seconds as the fans coundted it out. To bad this wasn't a normal match for Dante. Dante sends Lee face first into the cage and begins to ascend the cage. Tyler Lee rubs his head to check the damage and find a few blood spots. Lee quickly returns to his feet. Tyler Lee goes off the opposite side ropes jumps off an open chair to the third rope and jumps up and hangs onto Dante's legs. Fans go wild with such a GREAT MOVE!!!! Dante hanging on for his life. Tyler Lee grabs onto the cage and joins Dante at the very top of the cage. They duke it out with lefts and rights. Tyler Lee recieces a few headbutts and grabs to Dante's hair pulls him in, ICON DDT!!!! ICON DDT!!!!! On the top of the cage he delivers an ICON DDT!!!! Dante almost falls to ringside off the bounce but Tyler saved him. Tyler then tried to fling him back into the ring but Dante blocked. Low blow by Dante and a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!!! FROM 15 F!#$ing FEET IN THE AIR and they both bounce of a steel chair. Both men are down for about half a minute and Dante sits up. He grabs his bat and begins plummeling away at Tyler Lee. Dante has this match in the bag as long as Tyler lee does not get another surge of energy. Wait one sec! Here comes the NEWCOMER Mark McAvoy "RAGE"!!! He is racing to the ring with Pappy. He has wire cutters. The fans are wondering what the hell Mark McAvoy is doing. He is cutting a huge plank of cage out with the cutters. The ref is trying to stop him but this is no DQ Hardcore Match! The ref can hand out a No Contest but it will be unfair to the challenger, in this case, Dante. McAvoy cracks Pappy over the back of Dante. Fans cheer. Tyler Lee begins to move. McAvoy cracks pappy over his skull. He goes nuts. Swinging Pappy like a mad man. Trading blows from Dante to Tyler. Some blows hitting the ref. Here comes the UNION! G-Crusher and Dan the Destroyer to save Tyler Lee from this mercifull attack. The ref still down and covering himself. The UNION first free Tyler Lee from the attack and pull him out of the cage thru the whole. Dante then takes some very heavy blows from McAvoy's Pappy. Crush and Destroy finally retaliates and double team McAvoy and try to destroy him as he fends them off with Pappy, McAvoy is chased away. Crush and Destroy exits. Dante slowly up, uses his last energy to pull Tyler Lee back in the ring before the ref calls a no contest or declares Tyler as the winner. The ref does finally return to his feet. As Dante makes another attack with the bat but finds a SUPERKICK to the face. Dante drops the bat. ICON DDT!!!! ICON DDT!!!!!! Tyler Lee stumbles to his feet and makes a desperation dive thru the whole in the cage to ringside. The fans go nuts! Tyler Lee pulls it off.
WINNER: Tyler Lee defends his Hardcore Title
James Edgebrook: It looks like McAvoy is trying to enter himself in the Hardcore Division. Dante actually had the ICON right were you want him but the interfearence got the worst of him and the UNION proves worthy, not cheating, but saving Tyler Lee from an illegal attack, and thus giving Tyler Lee the needed strength to pull of his move and come out on top.
Gary Cooper, not only one time BJWC World Champ but he is the BJWC's most loyal man. Gary Cooper was the first man to send in an application on the 2nd of October 1998 when BJWC opened it's doors. And he remains here, and he is still working like a dog. The best record in the BJWC besides the undefeated G-Crusher. Gary cooper seems to be returning to his former self and many people have actually predicted an upset in which Cooper takes the gold. It is not an impossible task, Cooper has done this sort of thing before, but can Cooper overcome the fact that his manager, the sack of oranges has been stolen by Darren Hart? And can the Annhilator pull it off against this crazy legend? Here comes Puttin on the Ritz and here comes the Rock Rain!
BJWC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT MATCH
TA Tyrone Alguard (champ)
Vs
Gary Cooper
"Puttin' On The Ritz" by Taco starts up as the fans stand up. "BJWC Former World Champ. One of the Original wrestlers from the beginning of BJWC's exsistence. Hailing from Minneapolis, MN, standing at 6 foot 4. Weighing in at 253. Accompanied to the ring by The Rock his promoter traveling in a Radio Flyer pulled by the all too loyal, and all too crazy and leader of the stable known as ONE he is SUPER DUPER GARY COOPER!!!!!!"
Fans explode. They toss styrofoam Rocks, they come flying in like rain. A Cooper chant starts up. Cooper quickly rolls into the ring. He is wearing a "Has anybody seen Sir Sack shirt?"! He asks the ref that same question and then hops ringside and looks under the ring apron. His antics stop.
"Nine Lives" by AeroSmith blasts on the loud speakers. "From NEW YORK CITY! Weighing in at 254 pounds. Standing at 6 foot 3. Led to the ring by Danica. He is......the GOLDEN BOY of the BJWC........THE BJWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION........THE ANNHILATOR..........TYRONE ALGUARD!!!!!"
Fans go nuts. But you can still hear a Cooper chant. The fans want to see Cooper be crowned World Champion tonight. The ref rings the bell. All of sudden......Billy Jay's voice can be heard.......
"Calm like a Bomb" by Rage against the Machine starts up. "Hailing from Parts Minnesota! He is the OWNER, the CREATOR, and the PRESIDENT of the BJWC! He stands at a 6 foot 2, and weighs 216 pounds! He is Tonights NEW REFEREE.......... BILLY JAY!!!!!!"
Fans begin to boo as Billy Jay just announced himself to the ring and now enters the ring leaving Melanee Stenson behind to hold his jacket. Billy Jay with a nice new ref jersey tells the old ref to hit the road. Major action already going on as and before Billy Jay even made his way out and TA Tyrone Alguard has the advantage. Series of knees to the face. TA is in full control. Cooper obviously missing something tonight. Perhaps the fact that he is still missing Sir Sack. Melanee Stenson has that mysterious package with her again. TA with a SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP!!!! Fan cheer! Cover! 1...........2.....KICKOUT!!!! Cooper still fighting just without any success. TA pulls Cooper in, Cooper with a knee lift and with some lefts and rights, off the ropes CLOTHESLIN....NO......TA caught him.......COCK BOTTOM!!!!! Fans cheer as TA makes yet another cover!!!! Wait!!! Billy Jay is not paying attention to the match, he is receiving that package from Melanee Stenson. TA gets up and looks pissed off, Billy Jay says he's sorry but he had to grab the package. TA grabs Billy Jay and tells him to pay attention this time!!! TA then grabs Cooper and calls for the FOREVER's BEGINNING!!!! Billy Jay then quickly opens the package to reveal.........SIR SACK!!!! He shows it to Cooper and Cooper goes crazy REVERSES FOREVER's BEGINNING, WEDNESDAY NIGHT SPECIAL!!!! That sure got Cooper motivated!!!! Cooper knows he will have to do away with Alguard before he can go after Sir Sack. TA looks shocked not knowing how Cooper got regenerated. COOPER STUPOR!!!!! Cooper pulls TA to the top rope!!! CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! COOPER IS GOING NUTS!!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!!! COOPER CHANT ARE LOUDER THAN EVER!!!!! BIG FLAPPY HAPPY BIG BIRD SPLASH!!!!! COOPER HITS IT!!!!! Cover.......1..........2...................WHAT?!??!! Billy Jay has stopped his count!!! He has a mic, "Cooper you seem to be looking for Sir Sack, I'll give you Sir Sack!!!!" Cooper looks around smiling holding out his hand for Sir Sack. Billy Jay with a LOW BLOW on COOPER!!!! Billy Jay tosses Sir Sack to Melanee Stenson and she jogs up the ramp as the fans BOO!!!!! TA Tyrone Alguard rolls up the stumbling Cooper not even aware of what happened to him. 1.....2......3 TA wins!!! BJ with a very fast count as the fans boo like mad!!! Tyrone exits up the ramp wondering why they are booing so loud but not really caring. Cooper in pain in the corner as Billy Jay begins to speak again.
Billy Jay: Cooper! Hey, Cooper don't give me that evil look! Good lord! BJWC Fans and Addcits please stop giving me that evil look, and stop making that evil noise this is all for the good of COOPER! This is for the good of the COOPERTHON!!!! (Fans still boo)
(Cooper tries to get up to attack Billy Jay but falls back over in pain from the low blow.)
Billy Jay: Cooper if you can SHOW ME that you are actually gonna WORK HARD and actually show off this COOPERTHON thing I will award you with SIR SACK!!!! All you gotta do Cooper is win your 18th win and Sir Sack will be yours!
(They hand Cooper and mic and he winces again, then finally speaks.)
Cooper: But Mister Powers that be! I am only at 9 wins right now! How can I win 9 more matches without Sir Sack?
Billy Jay: That is where I am helping you Cooper! I am helping you and your Cooperthon to force yourself into winning without SIR SACK!!!! So live with it Cooper!!!!!
(Billy Jay begins to exit and drops the mic and begins up the ramp.)
Cooper: (yelling) Well SCREW YOU and your little MELANEE too!!!! (Fans burst into cheer.) If that is how you want it, COOPERTHON will continue and will continue without SirSack to obtain the goal of 18 wins!!!!
(Billy Jay nods and continues up the ramp. Cooper speaks again.)
Cooper: But wait, there's more! Since you claim to be teaching me so much and doing this for my own good, I have a little challenge. From the House of Cooper I have just recieved an invoice, SUPER DUPER GARY COOPER CHALLENGES BILLY JAY at RAGE WARS 99 apon the road COOPERTHON quest for 18!!!!!! (FANS GO WILD)
(Cooper chants grow louder and louder again. Billy Jay spins around pissed off at his challenge finally Billy Jay nods and stomps off into the locker room as "Puttin on the Ritz" blares up over the speakers.
WINNER: TA Tyrone Alguard defends the BJWC World Title
James Edgebrook: WHAT?!?! Billy Jay costs Cooper the Title tonight! Cooper retaliates by challenging Billy Jay to a match at RAGE WARS 99 and Billy Jay sets ransom on Sir Sack at 18 WINS!!!!! What an ending to the last MONDAY RIOT in BJWC Histor..............OHH MY GOD.....HOLD THE PHONE FOLKS!!!!!!!
"Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson plays over the loudspeaker. 55 seconds into the song people have all returned to their seats wondering who the hell is coming out. They all focus on the entrance. Out steps BRIAN HART!!!!!! BRIAN HART HAS RETURNED!!!!!! He is wearing a Minnesota Vikings Jersey with street clothes!!!!! Some fans are cheering his returns!!! Almost no boos fill the arena just shock!!!!! BRIAN HART HAS RETURNED!!!!! Brian Hart rolls into the ring and grabs a mic. James Edgebrook is standing in total shock from his desk.
Brian Hart: Ya know, I've been sitting at home back in Minneapolis, and once in a while I catch a glimpse of the BJWC. Well let me just say, it makes me SICK. To start things off, Ponce. This guy is nothing but the scum of the BJWC. You think you're on his side, then he stabs you in the back. Well guess what Ponce? You never stabbed me in the back, I turned my ass on you a long time ago PUNK.
(James Edgebrook cuts in as Hart makes a pause.)
Edgebrook: HART lost his retirement MATCH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING BACK????? This is MADNESS!!!!
Brian Hart: The thing that makes me laugh, is that jackass Lanier Riley. He calls my house every day at home in Minnesota, and begs me to come back. "Oh Brian, please come back so we can destroy Dan." Lanier, you must SUCK if you can't take Dan out by yourself. THEN, you go and team up with him. Asshole.
Edgebrook: Can this be true??? Is Hart back in the BJWC? This cannot be!!! Maybe this is a one time thing!!!!
Brian Hart: And the last thing I want to address is Dan "The Destroyer" Dehart, the man with the identity crisis. You beat me in th-, no, wait you defeated me in the career match at the last Pay Per View. And I realize this is breach of contract, UNLESS, you let me come back. The only reason I want to comeback is to get rid of slime like YOU. Whatever it takes Dan, I'M BACK.
(THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!! "XHF" appears on the Billy Jay A Tron.)
James Edgebrook: I can't see a thing! It is pitch dark!!! Hart has seemingly RETURNED against CONTRACT!!!! We are all out of time!!!! I will see you Friday and next Monda......ohh....I mean TUESDAY!!!! What a FINAL MONDAY RIOT!!!! Ahh!!!! Later!!!!!
(The BJWC screen flickers as obvious tape troubles as "XHF" appears on the screen as Hart's new music plays, then finally the real video return obviously in the middle of the clips due to the "XHF" interuption and shows highlights of the nights, and ends before the clips finish and clip to the TOP HEADLINE of the NEWS!)