Monday Riot September 6th
BJWC Monday Night RIOTSeptember 6th Edition
Target Center, MN
(Target Center explodes with pyros going off from ringside to rafters. Crowd goes nuts. Smoke and lights fill the place in a matter of a few seconds. IT ALL STOPs. "Highway from Hell" blares up and out walks Billy Jay to a huge pop. He enters the ring and lets the fans quiet down and begins......)
Billy Jay: Welcome BJWC Fans and Addicts! (fans burst) BJWC home of the LIVE CYBERCASTS, BJWC the PINNACLE of ENTERTAINMENT since October 1998, BJWC the place NO BODY, not even the EGO CRAZED SALZ can stay away from! Once again MINNESOTA I present BJWC RIOT!!!!!!!! (more pyros blast left and right and the fans go wild.)
Now, we have had some major things take place as of late. This HUGE #1 CONTENDER FIASCO turning just an all out BRAWL elimination style! NO DQ MATCH UP for the Main Event. Cooper, Cyris, Ponce, Goliath and of course World Champ Hart, all involved. The new NO DQ added stip is not gonna make this a fun match for anybody except the ones that count! THE FANS!!!! (huge pop)
I have a few things, err, a few people to address tonight, first KAHN, now he wants his Title Shot i said show up, Hart says he gets it tonight I say KAHN has his choice. He can enter himself in the match if he wishes but it is not nessasary because HART said it was. So KAHN, if your music plays and you wanna go for it tonight than see you in the MAIN EVENT, if not, then you have your ticket for a future event.
Now, on to World Champ Brian (BOOs) Hart, and his little posse, the Hart Foundation! Well, I know a NO DQ match is gonna be hard to handle, and I personally talked to every ref in the BJWC payroll I only found one man who can do the APPROPRIATE JOB TONIGHT.........HE IS..........BILLY JAY!!!!!!! (fans explode)
(Fans go wild as Billy Jay rips off his jacket to reveal a ref's shirt and hops the ropes as Highway From Hell leads him to an exit.)
James Edgebrook: WOAH!!! Billy Jay new ref for tonights HUGE Main Event! And KAHN is now able to make a choice over tonights SHOT or another night. We will find out if he shows or not! BJWC is being CHANTED as if this PLACE WAS A CULT!!!!!!
This place is rocking and here comes our first match of the night!
Richard Head
Vs
Billion Dollar Ted
Head gets bood heavily and he accepts it and enters the ring. Billion Dollar Ted steps out, people give him a better but still not outstanding ovation as he squares up with Head. Bell rings. Both men trying to make a statement, trying to make a name for themselves in the BJWC. Fast paced match kept the fans in it more than usual for two new guys. BDTed went on streak hitting a few heel kicks and a press slam, but failied cover followed by a reversed famasser turned into a Richard Head advantage using big moves like tornado DDTs, and neck breakers. Head with the weight advantage slowly wore down Ted. After a quality 8 minutes of back and fourth BDT had a drop toe hold and locked on sleeper, to slow things down since he was tired. Fans booed, as the hold lasting for almost ever. Head finally breaks the hold and hits a side standing suplex and covers. 1........2......NO! Kickout. Head with a AWESOME CAN OPENER!!!!!! He slide under BDTs legs grabbing his arm and hitting a pump handle slam! The fans ARE GOING NUTS!!!!! That was an AWESOME MOVE!!!!! Head has some skills. Here it comes the RICOCHETTE!!!!!! Wait!!!! Here comes Sharp Dressed Man!!!! He hops on the canvas and gets in the refs face. SUPLEX by HEAD into the ropes and bounces fowards in an AWESOME REVERSED SUPLEX gaining speed off the ropes!!!! FANS GO WILD!!!! Head with two sweet moves and a cover! ................ Ref still occupied with SDM. Head is pissed he hops up and is argueing with the ref, Sharp Dressed Man grabs Heads legs a pulled him under the ropes as the ref checks on Billion Dollar Ted. SDM with a DDT on the CONCRETE!!!!! He rolls him back in!!! Ted is on his feet, he lifts the knocked cold Richard Head! BILLION DOLLAR DREAM!!!! Sounds a little familiar eh? Ref calls for the bell since Head is not moving. SDM and BDTed grab a mic and begin to address the fans!
BDTed: I would like all of you to meet the newest BJWC Tag Team!
SDM: That is right and after we show just how great we are, we will then go for the Tag Titles, so you feel like a tag match and we can beat ya!
(Fans very quiet, as BDT and SDM are just about to exit the ring when............ PUTTIN ON THE RITZ!!!!! What the hell is COOPER doing out here NOW?????)
Cooper: (fans going nuts tossing styrofoam rocks and chanting his name.) Thank you for cheering for the newest tag team now please let me speak. Now, being a former Tag Champ! Wait, not just me, (picks up Sir Sack the bag of oranges.) WE are Former Tag Cha....(He holds the bag to his ear.) Ohh...yeah Former THREEE time World Tag Team Champs, well I have been wore that gold 3 times Sir Sack not you. I would like to accept your challnge for a tag match Next Monday Night! (Fans go wild)
(All of a sudden...."New Skin" by Incubus comes on. Fans amused watching the entrance. Cooper confused turns around to see who will joining him on the ramp........ SIPPLE and LANDER of OUT! The big Lander of Out watches over Sipple as he eyes down Cooper with his mic.)
Sipple: Cooper Cooper Cooper (shaking his head.) Are you telling me you are gonna fight a handi capped match against them two in a lame attempt to go for the Tag Titles again? For a fourth time?
Cooper: No, not handi capped Sir Sack will even out the teetor tooter, infact he's the Kane of this here Tag Team, i'm just lil' old Shawn over here.
Sipple: It's not gonna happen like that!
(Sipple jumps at Cooper and Cooper takes off running down the ramp as the fans cheer, Sipple follows him and they both dive into the ring, Billion Dollar ted and Sharp Dressed Man still in the ring watching. )
Cooper: (still with the mic in his hand. Down on his knees pleaing.) Wait! Sipple! Hold it! (Cooper stands.) I have a much better IDEA!
(Sipple and Cooper both attack BDT and SDM with clotheslines! Fans go nuts as Cooper Sipple and Lander of Out walks up the ramp to "New Skin" by Incubus that is interupted by "Puttin on the Ritz" and continues from there!)
WINNER: Billion Dollar Ted
James Edgebrook: WOW! A ton just happened! Billion Dollar Ted gets his first BJWC win. But Head made a statement with two of the best moves I have seen in a while! New tag team formed, and a New Tag Team Formed! Cooper and Sipple, along with Billion Dollar Ted, and the Sharp Dressed Man. Tag devision looks to be growing here!
Well, we have TWO huge matches left! And out of the two matches they will involve over eight men! This should be a Dandy. TV title match TIME!!!!!
TV TITLE MATCH
Triple Threat Match
TA Tyrone Alguard (champ)
Vs.
Masta Killa
Vs.
Sipple
Sipple gets a much bigger pop than he did earlier tonight since now he is a teammate with Cooper! He comes down with Lander of Out and fans are giving this guy some praise, in his first Title Match. Masta Killa steps out to a huge series of boos. His recent joining of GENERATION NEXT has everyone mad at this guy. Possibly still hurting from Friday's HandiCap match with Dante and Cyris, the beatAthon of the year. The crowd rises! TA Tyrone Alguard is making his way to the ring. The fans still love this guy since he held 4 titles at once. Masta Killa and Sipple attack TA right away even before he can remove the belt from his waist! Fans cheer as the bell rings and Sipple takes out both men in the ring. Sipple pulls TA in for what looks to be a Juvi Driver but Masta Killa rolls up Sipple from behind causing TA to land on Sipple in a splash type move. Fans appluad. 1..........2.....TA and Sipple both kick MK off. MK with a death valley driver to the TV Champ. TA rolls into the corner and recooperates. MK with a Samoan drop. Cover. 1.........2.....KICKOUT! MK can pin Sipple and become TV champ since winner is first with a pinfall! TA finally ready he watches MK hit a clothesline and a shoulderbreaker. MK quickly hops to the top rope not really paying any attention to TA who grabs him. WHAT!?!?! CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!!! He just rammed his head into the canvas. Pulling him from the top rope. MK rolls out of the ring in pain. TA with some basic brawling moves, Sipple blocks one and fights back BULLDOG! Guillotine leg drop! Cover. 1.........2......KICKOUT! Almost a new champ. MK has a chair and as Lander of Out tries to get the refs attention to show him the box of Chicken Helper he has, MK nails him with the chair! SIPPLE sees it and runs diving over top ropes splashing into MK and the chair. He rolls MK back into the ring, then tends to Lander of Out to make sure he is alright. TA sees the two ringisde and lifts MK over his head! PRESS SLAMMED MK into SIPPLE and Lander of Out!!! Fans are going wild! TA retrieves Sipple and they battle it out exchanging more basic brawling moves. TA with a backbreaker! 180 slam! The COCK BOTTOM!!!! Fans are going nuts. Cover! 1..........2..........KICKOUT!!!!! WHAT?!??! Sipple kicks out somehow. Fans shocked. TA unfazed gonna finish off the job. JuviShoulderbreaker!!!!!! JUVISHOULDERBREAKER!!!!! TOTAL ANNHILATION!!!! It is all over. Sipple has been Annhilated. 1........2.......3NO!!!!! MK off the top ropes BROKE THE HOLD WITH AN ELBOW DROP!!!!! Snap mare by MK, he covers TA!! New champ? 1..........2..........NO!!! KICKOUT again! MK with a crossbody! Into a pin. Fans boo. 1...........2...........KICKOUT! TA is spending more energy kicking out. Masta Killa with a SUPERKICK!!! TA is out for sure. His lip is busted wide open! Cover. 1.............2..........NO SAVED! Sipple with a diving save. MK kicks Sipple away. MK off the ropes SPEAR!!!!!! NO!!!! MK tried to spear TA but SIPPLE grabbed his leg and then TA grabbed him! FOREVERs BEGINNING!!!!!! Inverted gutwrench powerbomb!!!! Sipple with a drop kick sending TA over the top ropes! Sipple has it! Cover! 1.........2..........3NO!!!! TA pulled his foot and stopped the count just before three. Sipple rolls out to ring TA rolls back in, Sipple stares him down and goes after a table sliding it into the ring. Fans are going nuts! TA ducks a clothesline, Sipple ducks a clothesline, DDT! DDT! He sets up the table, lays MK and TA on it! TA is on top of MK! The ref is making the count! 1..........SIPPLE IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE!!!!!..............2........ He jumps!!!!... 3....... TA rolls off the table to freedom!!! CULTIVATION!!!!!Corkscrew leg drop of the table rope thru a table, but he only got MK! TA slowly still getting up hip tosses a running Sipple over the top ropes! The ref has givin the win to TA!!!! TA has pulled it off! MK had TA but Sipple stopped it! Sipple had them both but TA got the pinfall!
WINNER: TA Tyrone Alguard still TV Title Champ
James Edgebrook: What an amazing match! Every guy had a chance at winning! TA won it sorta by luck! Do you see a future TV title match between TA and Sipple? And with Sipple now entering the tag division with Cooper we may see TA and Sipple lock up in a tag title match soon as well!
Well, Billy Jay the Ref of the WORLD TITLE, MAIN EVENT match and "Highway from Hell" is on. MAIN EVENT TIME!
WORLD TITLE MATCH
Elimination Style
NO DQ STYLE
Brian Hart (Champ)
Vs.
Gary Cooper
Vs.
Goliath
Vs.
Cyris
Vs.
Ponce
Vs.
KAHN (if he chooses)
"Highway from Hell" by AC/DC screeches over the speakers. "Introducing tonights HIGHLIGHTED referee. Hailing from the Wrestling famous state of MINNESOTA! The OWNER! The CREATOR! The PRESIDENT! The ONE the ONLY..........BILLY JAY !!!!!!!"
Fans go wild. Fans chant BILLY JAY and Billy Jay claps to keep them in rythom. Finally it dies down.
"Killa Bee Stylee" by Limp Bizkit starts up. "Ladies and Gentlemen now coming to the ring, standing at 6 foot 5, weighing in at 256 pounds. He is the self proclaimed FOUNDATION, he is the BJWC HART KILLER, he is the FORMER, and Three Time WORLD CHAMP, he is half of the TAG TEAM CHAMPs, he is.............. PONCE!!!!!"
Fans go nuts. Ponce says a few words to Billy Jay. BJ gives no reaction.
"Stress" by GODSMACK blasts over the sound system. "From Nova Scotia, Canada! Weighing in at 213. Standing at 6 foot 9. He is......the one the only HARDCORE CHAMP. Here he is.........GOLIATH!!!!!"
Fans not as happy to see this guy and his gold, but still gives him a good pop. He and Ponce give each other the eye and they start to go at it. Billy Jay tires to break it up with no success. Fans are going nuts! Billy Jay has to ring the bell. Ponce has already beaten Big G twice with a little luck unvolved. They are throwing huge blows. The ring announcer now on the floor still calling out opponents for this already started match.
"Puttin' On The Ritz" by Taco starts up as the fans stand up. "BJWC Former World Champ. One of the Original wrestlers from the beginning of BJWC's exsistence. Hailing from Minneapolis, MN, standing at 6 foot 4. Weighing in at 253. Accompanied to the ring by The Rock his promoter, and Sir Sack the sack of orages, both traveling in a Radio Flyer pulled by the all too loyal, and all too crazy and leader of the stable known as ONE he is the former 3 time Tag Champ, and former World Champ.............. SUPER DUPER GARY COOPER!!!!!!"
Fans explode. They toss styrofoam Rocks, they come flying in like rain. A Cooper chant starts up. In the ring Ponce is picking away at Goliath early! A TIGER DRIVER 89'! Cooper doing the smart thing and staying at ringside as Ponce and G go at it.
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses blares over the speakers. "Standing at a strong 6'10 and weighing in at 317 pounds, from Pheonix, Arizona, the Current leader of D2K, it is......... CYRIS!!!!!"
He races to the ring and grabs the mic and starts yelling at Hart, Billy Jay calms him down and makes him give the mic back! Ponce is still taking G apart in the ring. KAHN should be next if he decides to use his match now!
"Ready or Not" by the Fugees starts up over the speakers. "Hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota, a man hated by most BJWC fans. Standing at 6 foot 2. Weighing 233. A man that has held his share of titles, one of the true TRICKSTERs of the Sport! He is the WORLD CHAMPION! He is none other than the Bad Guy Himself .............BRIAN HART!!!!!"
Boos fill the arena as Cyris charges at him on the ramp but stops right before he gets to him flicks him of and steps aside. Hart confused walks by looking back and getting into the ring next to Ponce and G who are going at it still in the ring. Cyris Cooper enter the ring. Cyris makes a comment to Hart. Hart attacks. Cooper jumps on Big G, it IS CHOAS!!!!!!! This is TOTAL ANNARCHY!!!!! What the hell????
It looks like we have two more men coming to the ring! DAN!!! DAN DeHART is ONCE AGAIN BACK IN THE BJWC!!!! And DANTE another POWERFUL man in the BJWC are coming to the ring. Billy Jay totally preoccupied with Ponce and Big G now at ringside. Big G the aggressor at this point. BUT IT IS NO DQ!!! HARTs IDEA!!!! HARTs STIP!!!! Cyris Dante and Dan are clearing EVERYBODY out of the RING!!!! This is unbelievable!!! Ponce and G finally break up to find no body in the ring but D2K!!!!! Hart laid out by Dan. Cyris laid out Cooper with a chair. WAIT!!!!!!! FROM THE CEILING!!!!! The fans are going nuts!!!!! HERE COMES.................ARCHANGEL?!?!?!?!?! What the hell??? ArchAngel and Dan Dehart in the same place at the same time?? They are the same person! ???!!?!??!?!? Dante and Cyris are going to work on Hart and Goliath who has been dragged into the ring. ArchAngel and Dan Dehart not listening or aiding the D2K and off beating down Ponce and Cooper! As the fans go wild! They are just clearing out each and every man!!!! Dante and Cyris are not at a stare off with Dan Dehart and the masked ArchAngel, who is not Dehart under the mask this time. Dan is POINTING!!!!! He is pointing to ArcAngel!!!! He is taking off his MASK!!!! TYLER LEE!!!! The BJWC Hardcore Legend! Tyler Lee!!!!! Fans are going nuts!!!!! D2K and two LAW members in a staredown! WHATs THIS????? They are removing their shirts! D2K shirts!!!!! TYLER LEE HAS RETURNED and JOINED THE DEVESTATION 2000!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! I remind you that this match is still going!!!! Billy Jay is trying to restore order!!!! Somebody restore order! The fans are pissing themsleves, and everyone tunning in has their jaw dropped! The crowd is defening! TYLER LEE is BACK!!!! They are all shaking hands. Cyris lifts up HART, DEATH SENTENCE!!!!! DEATH SENTENCE!!!! HART is eliminated right now!!!! NO!!!!! Cyris is leaving the ring!!!! He is walking out with the rest of the four!!!!! Cyris is eliminating himself from the match!!!!! How can this be????? Now what is this?
"Call to Ktulu" by Metallica rocks it's way over the speakers. "Hailing from Detroit, balancing himself at 6 foot 4. Weighing almost 300 at a heavy 284 pounds. Accompanied by Terrel. He is ...............KAHN!!!!!!"
WHAT THE HELL? It looks like he is getting his Title Shot tonight after all! Fans are going wild! KAHN dives into the ring! Jumps on the lifeless Hart in the center of the ring! Billy Jay counts....1.........2...........3NO!!!! KICKOUT!!!!! Billy Jay and KAHN move back in anger. The fans AWWW!!!! Goliath and Kahn nod to each other and they start trying to take everybody apart! Kahn goes after Ponce. Goliath trying to crush Cooper he slides under his legs rolls him up from behind ......1...........2..........3!!!! Goliath is gone!!!! Ponce kicks KAHN in the jaw and then springs himself onto Cooper!!! Idiosyncratic Slam!!!! He clotheslines Hart over the top rope, ducks a shoulder by KAHN! Ponce covers Cooper! 1..........2..........3!!!! Cooper has been eliminated by part of the tag champs, and Coopers partner, Sipple, was eliminated by the other one, TA earlier tonight! Hart, KAHN, and Ponce remain in this match! HART with a SUPERKICK to KAHN!!!! Ponce rolls out. Whip into the steps!!!! Fans are going nuts! He rolls Hart back in! IDIOSYNCRATIC SLAM!!!! HART is gonna be eliminated!!! 1..........2.........3LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!?!?!?!?! What now!?!?!?! Dan has appeared, Tyler Lee has returned to the BJWC!!! Who else could this be?!?!?!?! The lights are flickering! What is going on? NEW HF COUNTDOWN is on the Billy Jay A Tron!!!! Fans are booing like nuts!!!! 13....12....11....10....9....8...7...6...5...4...3...2..1 "Ready Or Not" plays?!?! Hart is already out here! It's Chris McClane and Rebecca!!!! The lights are on but dim! McClane and Rebecca grabs Cooper and Goliath that are at ringside and roll them in. The NEW HF COUNTDOWN back up to 15 now! 15.14.13.12.11.10.9.8.7.6.5.4.3.2.......1..WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?! It's SIRACH!!!! An old BJWC Giant, who made his name rivaling with Exodus and other such stars. Sirach back in BJWC and with the NEW Hart Foundation!!!!! I don't believe this!!!! 15...14...13...12...11...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1 NOW WHO?????? KROS HARES!!!!! KROS HARES!!!!! The one time star known as SNIPER!!!!! SNIPER has returned to the BJWC!!!!! Kros Hares is in the HF!!!!! I'm shocked!!!! The NEW HF gather in the ring! The lights go out!!!!! BURSTs from every post!!!! Boos are still heard!!! The lights return! Hart in one corner and Sirach in another McClane in another, and Kros Hares aka Sniper in the other! Everybody is laid out and not moving! Even Billy Jay. Here comes another ref to finish the match for Billy Jay! Hart covers KAHN 1.......2........3!!! KAHN is out!!!! HART pins Cooper!!! 1.......2........3!!! Cooper is out!!! HART pins Goliath!!! 1.......2.........3!!! Goliath is out!!!! HART pins Ponce, no he gets up and shakes his head!!!! SHARPSHOOTER!!!! SHARPSHOOTER!!!!! Ponce is out!!! Ref calls for knockout. HART has done it again!!! This just sucks! A New Hart Fonudation! But, no new champ! Wait! Billy Jay is back onto his feet, he rolls out of the ring and grabs the World Title from the other ref. Billy Jay grabs a mic.
Billy Jay: HART! This belt is NOT yours! (fans go nuts) By the way, Fred Bark, who told you to come down here and finish this officialling of this match? ME? NO? Your fired! (fans go nuts again.) Guess what HART? (Billy Jay signals for the bell, and he gets it. Fans cheer. Hart is being held back by the HF becuase Hart will be fired for hitting the PREZ.) I hit the MAT three times!!!! You are eliminated!!!! But seeing as nobody else can continue, and since the match was NEVER OFFICALLY OVER all remaining men in the match will fight for this BELT next MONDAY!!!!!
(Fans go nuts. Hart says some stuff and tries to grab the belt and leave but BJ pulls it out of his reach.)
Billy Jay: No HART! Since it was not a DQ and since you did not win, and you were pinned for the 1...2...3 without being eliminated you are not the WORLD CHAMP anymore!!!!! AS OF RIGHT NOW the BJWC World TITLE is VACANT until Next RIOT when you, HART and KAHN, and PONCE show up for the THREE WAY WORLD TITLE MATCH!!!!!
(Fans explode. The place is rocking as Hart is going crazy trying to attack Billy Jay and Highway from Hell blares up over the speakers and Billy Jay exits to a huge pop with the blet over his shoulder.)
WINNER: No Decision
James Edgebrook: OH MY GOD!!! World Title now VACANT!!! HART/PONCE/KAHN World Title Match next Monday!!!! New HARTFOUNDATION including Sniper now known as Kros Hares. Dan returns as a D2K members as everyone thought, but TYLER LEE???? He returns and joins D2K as well!!!!!!!
We are dead out of time, see the pyros, that means time is up and RIOT is over! See next weeks matches for RIOT and I'll see you all on FIRE!!!!!!
(Pyros blow as the NEW HF pissed as hell exit up the ramp.)