I'm not sure if this is the real blurb for Poison Ivy or not. Read the whole thing and think about it. It could have been written in Hollywood. But then again there's something a little strange about the last couple of sentences. Especially, "Quickly becoming a family favorite in the Cooper, household, Ivy is best friend to Sylvie, a second daughter to Georgie and a loving mistress to Darryl." Something about that run-on sentence strikes me as odd. That and "Ivy is pretty. Ivy is sexy..." sentences make me think that heavy hand of Chinese pirates has been at work...