I will fight Chris Benoit on a boat,

I will fight Chris Benoit on a goat.

I will fight Chris Benoit when the score is tied, I will fight Chris Benoit as a blushing bride.

I will fight Chris Benoit while he’s taking a quiz,

I will fight Chris Benoit as the total jack*** he is!

Thank you, Chris. That was beautiful...

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