The cameras are positioned backstage at the Phillip’s Arena, in the car park area, waiting for the arrival of someone. The crowd stand up in anticipation to see who has just pulled up, as a long, black, stretch limo pulls up in the car park. The crowd goes up with a very mixed reaction as the owner of the Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation; Mr. Vince McMahon climbs out of the limo. He leans back into the limo and pulls out what looks like some sort of championship title. The crowd holds up their signs and cheers, as XHWF Raw is War comes one the air. The arena explodes with cheers, as the Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation’s Raw is War broadcast kicks off. The Raw is War music blasts over the P.A. system as the cameras search the arena for signs. A few signs spotted are, “Shane McMahon is HOT”, “HBK, will you marry me?” and “Silent Assassin= The Real Commissioner”. The ring posts ignite as fire shoots out from them. The Mega Tron lights up as red and yellow fireworks shoot up and explode. Chants of Scotty, Scotty goes up for Scotty Too Hotty as the announcers speak and introduce the show.
Jim Ross: Hello everyone and welcome to the first ever show of the Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation, welcome to Raw is War! We have a HUGE night for you tonight and this sold out crowd have been waiting for the first show in hopefully a long string of Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation shows. Tonight we have the new owner of the XHWF, Vince McMahon in the house. He will surely make a huge impact and will he have any changes for the XHWF tonight? We are also expecting to have the Commissioner of the Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation, Scotty Too Hotty here tonight, as well as 4 action packed matches.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Yes, JR, tonight will be a night that goes down in history. Vince McMahon is now running things and it looks like he has what I think is one of the Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation’s championship titles. I don’t know for sure yet but I think that Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon have a few differences in the way that things are run around here. I can’t wait to hear what he has to say.
Jim Ross: Raw is War; tonight is brought to you by the new Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Bash and Brawlers. They come in Scotty Too Hotty, Rob Van Dam, Tazz and Vince McMahon. They cost only $29.95 and are on sale at all good toy stores.
The crowd erupts in boos as “No Chance In Hell” blasts over the P.A. system, and Mr. Vince McMahon’s Mega Tron video starts to roll. Chants of Asshole, Asshole goes up from the huge crowd as Mr. Vince McMahon walks out from under the Mega Tron with the title over his shoulder. He drops the title down onto the ramp and stand there with a smile on his face as one of the new nametags from the Raw is War show flashes up onto the bottom of the screen.
Mr. McMahon picks the title up and drapes it over his shoulder and smiles again. The chants of Asshole, Asshole continue as McMahon makes his way down the aisle. He climbs up the steel, ring steps and walks along the ring apron. He raises the title and steps between the top and middle ropes. He walks around the ring and walks towards Lillian Garcia who is holding a mic. She hands it to Mr. McMahon as “No Chance In Hell” fades slowly out. Vince goes to speak but is interrupted of chants of Asshole, Asshole and Scotty, Scotty. He smiles and speaks even though the chants continue.
Mr. Vince McMahon: Oh shut up! You are calling me a loser and an asshole when I am the one that continues to make millions and millions of dollars a week with my Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation! The way I see, you are losers and the assholes. You are the ones sitting out in the crowd, yelling out to stars like Rob Van Dam, and me with comments of Asshole! That hurts me very deeply, so deeply that tonight I am making a few changes to the current Raw is War card. Firstly, the submission match between Jake and Tazz will not only be a submission match. No, that is the way that Shane McMahon ran things, and Vince McMahon’s way is different. This match can still only be won by making your opponent tap out or scream the words, “I QUIT!” but they are a few stipulations that I am planning on adding to that match. These stipulations will occur, even though they were not originally signed and will go ahead even if Scotty Too Hotty doesn’t like them, because I am the boss and he is just an employee. Ha Ha Ha! These stipulations are as follows. One: This match will now be No DQ, and Submissions can count anywhere in this arena. TWO: You see the dumpster here by ringside? (Mr. McMahon points to the dumpster at ringside) That dumpster is full to the brim with weapons. Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation officials will throw these weapons into the ring, through out the entire match. This means that both Tazz and Jake can use the chairs, tables, canes, poles, bats and everything else in there, LEGALLY! And finally, Shane McMahon was originally scheduled to be the special guest referee for that match. That will no longer occur because I have assigned a referee to this match. He will be a normal Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation official. That is not the only thing that Mr. McMahon is going to change tonight. As everyone knows, there is a table match later on tonight between “The Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels and Lance Storm. That was signed to be a normal table match, which means first one to go through a table, is the loser. Well I have stepped in to make this better by adding something new to this match. Now it will be a best of 5-table match. This means that to win this match, you have to send your opponent through 3 tables, offensively. It has to be an offensive move to be counted. These are the changes that I am making tonight. Now to the main event of tonight, the hell in a cell match-up between Scotty Too Hotty and Rob Van Dam! (Vince points to the roof where the cell is hanging) Tonight, Rob Van Dam will not only defeat Scotty Too Hotty, but also he will make it so that Scotty Too Hotty can not make it to his match against the Silent Assassin at Crash and Burn, therefore losing his commissioner spot. And Scotty at Crash and Burn, the Silent Assassin will not only be working against you, but he will be working for Mr. Vince McMahon and the Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation. Scotty I warned you not to cross the boss but not only have you crossed, Mr. McMahon, but you have pissed the owner off. This is not a good thing for you Scotty; in fact this is a BAD THING! You may have the power to sign matches but I have the power to not only change them, but also over rule them and I have the power to sign matches with you in them, and you are un able to sign matches, involving me! You see Scotty, I have 100% of the power, and you are power hungry! You wish you were Mr. McMahon. You wish you were as smart as me, as rich as me and as powerful as me. That will never happen because as long as I am in control, I am going to make your life a living hell!
The crowd goes up in a wave of cheers as the music of Scotty Too Hotty hits. The lights dim, slightly to a dark blue color. Pyro goes off from both sides of the Mega Tron as the commissioner of the Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation, Scotty Too Hotty walks out from under it with a mic in hand. He points to McMahon and speaks as his theme fades out.
Scotty Too Hotty: Hey Vince, I think I speak for everyone when I tell you to shut the hell up! (Crowd cheer) Tonight in that cell hanging above us, I will take on Rob Van Dam and I will stop him into the ground. You come out here and say that you can over power me in every way. That is false because I have the power to sign matches when I want, how I want. You may be able to change the stipulations and change a few things but I have the power to change them back. At Crash and Burn, I will walk in the commissioner and walk out the commissioner. I don’t care who the hell you think you are because Scotty Too Hotty is running the show from now on. Now I notice that you are holding the Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation’s World Heavy-Weight Championship belt! That reminds me, when the hell will you be giving me back my belt? (Crowd erupts)
Mr. Vince McMahon: First off, it’s not your title anymore! The world title tournament will start when the quality of your role-playing picks up. I am not about to allow the most prestigious title to go to just any jobber. I am not going to let the Xtreme hardcore Wrestling Federation go down the drain like it did, on two occasions before! This time, I am waiting until a REAL Champion arrives, then I will start the tournament.
Scott Too Hotty: Well Vince, you are looking at the real champion, RIGHT NOW!. And I am fixing right now to come down to that ring and whip your ass (Crowd cheers and chants Scotty, Scotty)
Scotty takes his jacket off and starts to walk towards the ring where Vince is shaping up. The crowd boos as Rob Van Dam runs out from under the Mega Tron with a chair. He slams the chair across Scotty’s back, laying him out. “No Chance In Hell” hits again as Vince McMahon walks up the aisle and raises Rob Van Dam’s arm. They both walk to the back as Scotty Too Hotty gets to his feet and slams down his hat. He walks to the back as a commercial cuts in
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Tazz vs. Jake (I quit match)
The Raw is War broadcast returns to the air. The crowd looks stunned at the events that just took place. They are seated back down and don’t know what to expect next. The crowd erupts as the lights dim and starts flashing red as the number 13 flashes on the screen. 3 sets of atom bomb pyro go off as The Human Suplex Machine, Tazz walks out from under the Mega Tron with the towel over his head.
Lillian Garcia: This next match is set for one fall with no time limit and is a special submission match. Introducing first, weighing in at 248 pounds, he is from the red light district, he is the “Human Suplex Machine” TAZZ!
Tazz walks down the ramp and climbs up the steps. He walks along the ring apron with his arms out. He steps in between the ropes and walks to the center of the ring. Pyro goes off as Tazz whips the towel off from his head. He throws the towel into the crowd and walks around the ring with his arms out. The crowd settles down as the lights start flashing blue and black.
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent. He weighs in at 239 pounds. He is from downtown L.A. He is a JJAAKKKEEE!!!!
The crowd goes up with a mixed reaction as the sight of Jake standing behind the curtain can be seen. More pyro goes off from the ring posts and all around the Mega Tron as the curtain drops, revealing Jake, who is wearing long, baggy cargo pants and black sunnies. He throws a pose and makes his way down the aisle. He slaps the hands of the crowd as he walks past them. He climbs to the ring apron and raises his right arm. He jumps over the top rope and jumps around the ring. Tazz and Jake stare at each other as Mike Keoda calls for the bell.
*The crowd erupts as the first match on the first ever Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation Raw is War show gets under way. Tazz and Jake lock up as the XHWF officials walk down the ringside. Tazz whips Jake to the ropes and close lines him down to the mat. Jake curses and gets to his feet. They lock up again. This time Jake connects with a knee into the mid-section of Tazz. Jake runs off the ropes and is back body dropped by Tazz. Tazz calls to the officials. They throw a chair and two pipes into the ring. Tazz bends down to get the pipe and gets a chair shot across the back from Jake. Jake slams the chair down repeatedly on Tazz’s right knee*
Jim Ross: Great tactics here from Jake. He is working down on Tazz’s knee, setting up for something. This will also help cut down the slight size advantage that Tazz has.
Jerry Lawler: I like this Jake kid, he has talent and will go a long way here in the Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation. What DDT, J.R. that could put you out. Tazz is out on the mat
*After a great DDT from Jake, the officials throw a few more weapons into the ring. This time they slide in a table and throw in a bin full of weapons. Jake sets up the table in the corner and walks to the bin. He pulls out a broomstick and waits for Tazz to rise. Tazz gets slowly to his feet and turns around to have the broomstick snapped over his head. Jake throws the broomstick down in anger and jumps around like he has won the match. Jake walks to Tazz and slaps on a sleeper. Tazz counters out of it, by turning it into a backdrop. Tazz signals to the officials for another table. They slide another table in, under the bottom rope. Tazz sets it up in the opposite corner to the table that Jake set up. Tazz signals the Tazzmission and stands over Jake. Jake gets to his knees and low blows Tazz, stopping him from locking on the Tazzmission. Jake runs off the ropes and jumps up onto Tazz’s shoulders for a hurancanrahna. Tazz counters it into a power bomb. Tazz climbs out of the ring and goes into the dumpster by himself. He pulls out a lex flexor and slides back into the ring. Jake gets to his feet. Tazz runs at him and breaks the flexor over Jake’s head. Jake falls back, through the ropes and to the floor. The crowd chants for Tazz as he walks around with his arms out stretched. Tazz climbs down off the ring apron, to the mat. He picks up Jake by the head and whips him into the steel ring steps. Tazz gets the camera cable and ties it around Jake’s neck. Mike Keoda calls for the break and warns Tazz that even though this is No DQ, he can’t do that. Tazz pushes the ref away and delivers a series of body shots to the upper body of Jake. Tazz walks Jake over to the timekeeper’s table and bounces his head off the ring bell. Tazz raises his arms again but pays for it, as Jake slams the ring bell into his head. Both men lay out on the floor. The crowd chants for both men to get them going again. Both men get to their feet and start slugging it out. Tazz ducks a close line from Jake and sends him into the corner post. Tazz rolls into the ring and lays in the middle of it trying to recover. Jake lays face down on the outside. Jake recovers very slowly and climbs back into the ring. He runs at Tazz who has a chair. Jake ducks the chair shot and dropkicks it into Tazz’s face. Jake climbs to the top rope. Tazz gets to his feet. Jake jumps off the top rope in a cross body and takes Tazz down. He climbs to the top and jumps off with a flying elbow, which connects into the heart of Tazz. Jake jumps in the air and yells “that’s it!” He walks to Tazz and takes his right knee. He places it on the bottom rope and jumps down on it three times. He pulls Tazz into the middle of the ring and locks on the figure four leg lock. Tazz tries to fight it. He falls to the mat and looks out. The ref raises Tazz’s hand. It drops. The same happens again. When Tazz’s hand is dropped for the third time, Tazz holds it in the air to the crowd’s cheers. They slap their hands together as Tazz pumps up. Tazz gets to his feet and whips Jake to the ropes. Jake ducks a close line and takes out the knee of Tazz with a chop block. Tazz clutches at his knee. Jake lifts Tazz up and gets him in position for a suplex. He tries to lift Tazz up, but Tazz hooks the leg. Tazz lifts Jake up high and drops him through the table that is set up. The crowd chant Tazz, Tazz, Tazz, Tazz as both men lay out on the mat, with the remains of the table around them. Both men get to their feet and look a bit groggy. Jake struggles to stay on his feet. Tazz walks up behind him and locks on the Tazzmission. Jake lifts his right leg up under Tazz and low blows him. Jake scoop slams Tazz hard into the mat and climbs to the top. He comes flying off with a splash which connects. He goes to the top again and attempts a flying head butt. Tazz moves out of the way, allowing Jake’s head to crash hard into the mat. Tazz picks Jake up and goes to the back of him. Tazz locks on the Tazzmission again. He lifts Jake up over his head and slams him through the table in the Tazzmission suplex. Tazz smiles as he can taste victory. He pulls Jake across the ring and locks on the Tazzmission once more. The ref checks in with a nearly unconscious Jake. Jake swings his arms trying to fight it. He fades to the mat and gives up. We have ourselves a winner*
Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match as a result of a submission, TTTAAAZZZ!!!!
The lights start flashing red again as Tazz’s theme blasts over the P.A. system. He walks around the ring with his arms out stretched. He climbs to the second turnbuckle and raises both arms. Jake walks up behind Tazz and cracks a chair across his head. Jake continues to slam the chair down on Tazz’s right knee. The bell rings continuously as Jake locks on a Boston crab. He shakes his head and the refs try and break the hold. The crowd boos as “No Chance In Hell” hits again. Vince McMahon walks out from under the Mega Tron with a chair and slides into the ring. He slams the chair over Jake’s head, breaking the hold. He helps Tazz to his feet and raises his arm. The crowd boos as they think that Tazz has turned heel and sided with Vince McMahon. Vince kicks Tazz down low and slams the chair over his head too. Vince points at both men and bad mouths them, telling them that Mr. Vince McMahon says well done in a sarcastic voice. Vince climbs out of the ring as his theme starts up again. He stands at the top of the ramp and raises the chair high in the air.
Tazz and Jake stand looking at Mr. McMahon who flicks both men off. He smiles and slams the chair down hard into the ramp. He looks pretty happy with himself until Too Cool’s theme hits and Scotty Too Hotty walks out with a grin on his face, knowing his has Vince McMahon right where he wants him. He walks cockily towards McMahon. Vince shakes his head and swallows as he knows he is trapped. Vince goes for the chair, but Scotty puts his foot on it. Tazz climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp, blocking off Mr. McMahon’s escape. Scotty and Tazz corner McMahon and are very close. Tazz runs towards McMahon and runs past him. He close lines Scotty Too Hotty and beats down on him. Jake runs up the ramp and runs at Tazz. He and Tazz slug it out until McMahon comes up from behind and cracks the chair across Jake’s head. Tazz and Vince McMahon rush backstage as Scotty Too Hotty helps Jake up. They walk to the back, looking for McMahon and Tazz.
Jim Ross: What a match that was. Tazz scoring the submission victory with the Tazzmission and then we saw Vince McMahon hit Tazz with a chair and then Tazz was the one that saved Mr. McMahon from the clutches of Scotty Too Hotty!
Jerry Lawler: It is pretty clear that we have a Vince, Tazz, Rob Van Dam vs. Jake, and Scotty Too Hotty feud going here. What role with Shawn Michaels play later tonight, because we know the history between him and Vince McMahon, plus the Silent Assassin has a match at Crash and Burn with Scotty, will he get a cheap shot it tonight? We’ll see after the break.
The Raw is War theme hits, as it goes to a break. Just before the break, we see Shawn Michaels walking into the arena, to a huge eruptions from the crowd. The scene fades out and goes to a break
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Jim Ross: Welcome back to Raw is War. Before we went to the break we saw “The Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels arriving in the backstage area. We have Kevin Kelly back there with him now.
The shot goes to the backstage area where Kevin Kelly is standing with Shawn Michaels. Kevin Kelly smiles and talks
Kevin Kelly: I am back here right now with a very angry Shawn Michaels. He has just seen the footage of what just went down. Shawn, you have a best 3 out of 5 table’s match tonight against Lance Storm, are you confident? I mean you were the number one contender in the older federation and now you have to fight your way back up to the top
Shawn Michaels: Your damn right I’m angry, I’m pissed off. That just shows what a gutless coward that Mr. McMahon is. Scotty man, if you need my help to get your hands on that weasel Vince McMahon, just call us and I’ll deliver the sweet chin music to his sorry ass. Tonight I have been forced to go into a table’s match against lance Storm. I asked for a match with Storm, and I got it, so I guess I have to thank Vince for that, but a table’s match? Well if I am going to get my number one contender ship back I have to do this sort of thing and tonight, Lance Storm is going through 3 tables, and “The Heart Break Kid” is walking out of here with the win. Also, on Smackdown I want a match with Tazz. Make that in the first round of the title tournament as well. Now I gotta go prepare for my match so thanks Kevin!
Kevin Kelly: There you have it, a very confident Shawn Michaels. How will he fare against lance Storm, later on tonight in that table’s match? Well stay tuned!
X-Pac and Rhino vs. The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer
The cameras rush back into the arena where “The Respect Walk” is playing over the P.A. The crowd boos as Rhino and X-Pac walk out from under the Mega Tron, getting ready to take on Tommy Dreamer and The Sandman.
Jim Ross: This should be a good match because neither of these two teams is going out of their way to get this match, Scotty Too Hotty signed this for last weeks Raw that was canceled due to lack of role playing. Anyways let’s go down to Lillian Garcia.
Lillian Garcia: This next match is set for one fall with a 20 min time limit. This match will be fought under NO DQ rules and will be a street fight. Introducing first. At a total combined weight of 660 pounds. The team of Rhino and X-Pac, The Alliance Of Violence!
The lights start flashing green as X-Pac and Rhino make their ways down to the ring with Cyrus and Tori. X-Pac slides into the ring and does his usual crotch chop as the “X” pyro goes off from behind him. Rhino climbs to the second turnbuckle and yells out to the crowd, who boo. Their theme dies down slowly as Cyrus takes the mic.
Cyrus: Listen up Vince McMahon! It’s great to see you back and let me be the first to extend my friendship. One of my greatest friends, Rob Van Dam, has an obvious siding with you and it looks like you are trying to drive a wedge between The Extreme Team and the Alliance Of Violence. Well let me just say that we stick together and nothing you do can stop us from going to the top. My boys here will not only drill their opponents into the ground, but they will watch Cyrus win the XHWF World Championship Title!
The crowd goes up with a mixed reaction as the theme music of the Xtreme Team blasts over the P.A. system. The arena flashes blue and red as The Sandman and his partner Tommy Dreamer walk out from under the Mega Tron. Both men are smoking and both have canes in their hands. They both walk down the ramp as Lillian Garcia introduces them
Lillian Garcia: And their opponents. At a total combined weight of 587 pounds. The team of The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer, The Xtreme Team!
The Sandman and Tommy Dreamer climb to the ring apron and throw a pose. They hold up their canes and smile. They take their smokes out of their mouths and put them out. They climb into the ring and walk to the center. They throw their canes down and stare down their opponents.
*The bell rings as The Sandman and Rhino stare each other down and start bad mouthing each other. Tommy Dreamer and X-Pac exchange right hands and spill to the outside. The Sandman and Rhino lock up to a huge eruption from the crowd. They sense that this should be a great tag team street fight. The Sandman whips Rhino to the ropes. Rhino ducks a close line and delivers a shoulder block. Rhino lays the boots into the side of The Sandman. On the outside Tommy Dreamer and X-Pac’s brawl has spilled into the crowd. The security has a hard time, keeping the fans off both men. The Sandman hits a DDT on Rhino and climbs to the second turnbuckle. He flies off with an elbow drop. The Sandman walks to where his kendo stick is was placed and picks it up. He runs at a recovered Rhino and swings it at him. Rhino ducks the kendo stick and boots The Sandman in the stomach. The kendo stick flies up in the air. Rhino catches it and cracks it across The Sandman’s back. In the crowd, X-Pac hits the spinning wheel kick on Tommy Dreamer, which send him flying into the guard rail.*
Jim Ross: This match is really heating up and it looks like this will come right down to the wire. Remember that both men have to be eliminated to loose this match. If one man or even two are left from the one team, they will win this match
Jerry Lawler: We have seen some great action so far and hopefully soon we will see some even better hardcore action. But I still can’t wait for the main event tonight.
*The cameras go back to where The Sandman and Rhino are brawling up the aisle. They reach the top of the ramp, where tables are positioned for the table match which is up next. X-Pac and Tommy Dreamer have gone backstage out of the cameras and crowd’s views. The Sandman runs at Rhino. Rhino back body drops The Sandman off the stage and through a table. Rhino stands on the top of the ramp and looks into the crowd. The Sandman lays out of the floor, amongst the wreckage of the table. Rhino stares down at The Sandman and jumps off the ramp. He splashes The Sandman from the ramp. X-Pac and Tommy Dreamer come out from behind the curtain, near The Sandman and Rhino. Tommy Dreamer whips X-Pac into the safety rail and walks to Rhino. He puts his head under his arm and delivers a snap suplex. Tommy Dreamer delivers the boots to both Rhino and X-Pac. The Sandman slowly recovers and gets back into the action. He runs at Rhino and close lines him down. Rhino and The Sandman slug it out until Rhino blocks a left hook from The Sandman and delivers a boot to his mid-section. The crowd boo as Rhino poses and hooks The Sandman’s arm over his shoulder. He lifts him high. Rhino jackhammers The Sandman through a table and covers. Tommy Dreamer attempts to make the save but X-Pac twists him around and hits the X-Factor onto a chair. Both men cover. 1, 2, 3. Double elimination!
Lillian Garcia: The winners of this match, Rhino and X-Pac
Jim Ross: What a great match. All four men have to be hurting after that.
Jerry Lawler: That was a great match. It had everything. But the next match is the one that I have been looking forward to since the start of the broadcast. The table’s match between Lance Storm and Shawn Michaels
(*Video: The Mega Tron shows a video package of how this match go to where it is*)
Shawn Michaels: There is one guy in this fed that has really pissed me off since day one. That man is that stupid loser Lance Storm. Listen up Lance, this Monday Night on Raw, its you and me in a match. Any stipulation, any way you want it.
Lance Storm: Ok, Shawn, you son of a bitch! You’re on. This Monday you and I will go at it, in a table’s match. First one to go through a table will be the loser, which will be you. And another thing, in the World Title tournament, you will not get through the first round because I will make sure that you don’t!
(*End of video*)
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Jim Ross: We are back on Raw is War, awaiting the table’s match between Shawn Michaels and Lance Storm. This will be a great match and I have a feeling this will be the match of the night
Jerry Lawler: Shawn Michaels set the challenge out to Storm, and he accepted it. Shawn Michaels wasn’t expecting a table’s match but he did ask for any stipulation. This should be a good one.
Shawn Michaels vs. Lance Storm (best 3 out of 5 table’s match)
“Oh Oh Oh Shawn! They thing I’m King, they know I’m sexy” The crowd ERUPTS as the theme music of “The Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels hits. The “Heart Break Kids” Mega Tron video starts to roll as pyro and fireworks go off from both sides of the Mega Tron. The lights flash and the symbol of Shawn Michaels, the half broken heart, flashes around the ring and in the entrance way. The cheers are deafening as Shawn Michaels walks out from under the Mega Tron, with his HBK jacket on and his heart break, rip pants. He walks down the ring as he is introduced
Lillian Garcia: This next match is set for one fall with no time limit, and will be a best 3 our of 5 table’s match! Introducing first, weighing in at 248 pounds. Hailing from Sant. Antonio, Texas, “The Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels!
Shawn dances cockily down the aisle, slapping the fans hands as he walks. He climbs to the ring apron and leans back on the ropes. He climbs into the ring and dances around the ring. He rips his pants off and takes off his HBK Jacket. He walks around the ring and stays in the center. He bends down and flexes as pyro shoots up from behind him, to a loud pop. Shawn’s theme fades out as Lance Storm’s starts up.
The lights dim to a dark blue and star flashing as Lance Storm’s theme hits. The crowd stand up and boo as The Canadian Dream, Lance Storm walks slowly and cockily down the aisle. He points to Shawn Michaels and laughs. He slides into the ring before Lillian Garcia can introduce him. The bell rings as Storm and Michaels exchange right hands.
The Xtreme Hardcore Wrestling Federation officials walk down to ringside and set up the tables around the ring. Lance Storm whips Shawn Michaels to the ropes and close lines him down. Storm jumps around the ring like he has just won the lottery to show off. The crowd erupts as Shawn does his famouse stand and belts Storm across the back of the neck. Michaels points to the table on the outside and runs towards the ropes with Storm. Storm stops the momentum and back body drops Shawn Michaels. Shawn grabs the back of his head. Lance Storm lays the boots into Shawn’s chest and poses to the crowd’s boos. Lance Storm lifts Shawn up and throws him into the corner where he throws left and rights in the mid-section of the Heart Break Kid. Storm bends the stomach and chest of Shawn Michaels back and chops him to the “ohhs” from the crowd. Shawn reverses it and chops the chest of Lance Storm. Shawn whips Storm to the ropes. Shawn attempts a closeline but is ducked. Storm off the other rope. Both men go down after a double closeline. They both get to their feet very quickly and exchange right hands again. They brawl to the corner where the ref tries to break them up. Both Storm and Shawn push the ref down and continue to beat the hell out of each other. They spill to the outside as the crowd chant U.S.A, U.S.A. Storm whips Shawn into the ring steps and drops a knee into his chest. Storm walk around the ring and brings the table around to where Shawn is standing. Storm puts the table down and sets it up. Shawn walks up behind Storm with a chair and cracks it across his back. Storm falls face first onto the table. Shawn Michaels slides back into the ring and jumps to the top rope. He signals to the crowd who respond that he is going to drive Storm through the table. The cameras flash as Shawn Michaels leaps off the top rope and delivers his flying elbow to the back on lance Storm, sending both men through the table. Shawn leads 1-0 as the ref points out to the cameras.
*Shawn Micheals is the first one to get back on his feet after both men crashed trough the table. HBK then slides to the outside of the ring and grabs a table from underneeth the ring. He slides the table into the ring, he then grabs two more tables from underneeth the ring who he sets up at ringside. He then slides back into the ring and he picks up Lance Strom. He sets Lance Storm up on the top rope and he sets up a table in the middle of the ring. He then does a Superplex on Lance Strom trought the table. It's 2-0 for HBK as the referee points out to the camera. Shawn Micheals picks up Lance and they both go standing on the apron. Lance then knockes HBK in the face and then a kick in the stomach causing HBK to lean over. Lance puts the head of HBK between his legs as he signals for his Special Move the Deep Impact. He lifts HBK up and does the Deep Impact off the apron trough the table on the outside. It's now 2-1 but HBK still has the advantage. Lance stands up and grabs the a table at ringside and he throws it into the ring. he then slides into the ring and sets the table up in the corner. HBK slowly gets back into the ring. Lance puts HBk in front of the table as he signals for a Super Kick. Lance Strom then runs towards HBK and does a Super Kick, but Shawn Micheals ducks the Super Kick turns around and he does the SWEET CHIN MUSIC on Lance Storm. Lance falls backwards crashing throu the table.*
Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Micheals!!!!
Scotty Too Hotty vs. Rob Van Dam (Hell in a Cell)
Lillian Garcia: This next match is set for one fall and is a Hell in A Cell Match! Introducing first, weighing in at 212 pounds. He is the Commish of the XHWF, Scotty Too Hotty!!!
The crowd erupts as Too Cool’s theme hits. The crowd holds up their signs as Scotty Too Hotty comes dancing out from under the Mega Tron. He stands at the top of the ramp as the lights start flashing. He dances down the aisle as the Cell lowers around the ring. Scotty climbs into the cell and stands in the middle of the ring waiting for RVD
Lillian Garcia: And his opponent *crowd boo* He weighs in at 260 pounds. The whole F’N show, Rob Van Dam!
The crowd boos again as “Respect Walk” hits. The boos get louder as Rob Van Dam walks out from under the Mega Tron with Vince McMahon! Mr McMahon walks down the aisle and sits at the announce table as Rob Van Dam runs down the aisle to meet Scotty Too Hotty
*Both S2H and RVD are in the cell and ready for action. They tieup, S2H get's the advantage and does a Snap Suplex on The Whole F'N Show. RVD get's quickly back on his feet and they tieup again. This time RVD get's the advantage and he slams S2H to the canvas. S2H grabs his head in pain as RVD starts pounding on the lower back of S2H. RVD picks him up and and does a Spinning Heel Kick knocking S2H back down. RVD runs into the ropes and he comes back with a Rolling Senton on S2H. RVD goes for the cover 1,2, but S2H kick out at the last second. S2H get's back up and he tries the fight off RVD. S2H then whips RVD into the corner where he starts pounding on him. He then sets him up the top rope and tries to Superplex RVD, but RVD counters and does a Frontface Superplex on S2H. S2H looks hurt as he has his hands in front of his face and screaming in pain. RVD starts showing off to the crowd as the fans starts to boo. Vince McMahon then stands up at the announce table and he walks towards the referee who is standing on the ouside of the cell. Vince McMahon demands the referee to give him the key of the cell, but the referee isn't planning to give the key to Vince McMahon. Vince then knockes down the referee and get's the key out of his pocket. Vince then opens the door of the cell and he tells RVD to make sure S2H stays down. Vince then signals to the Entranceway as Tazz comes walking out with a Singapor Cane and handcuffs. Tazz steps in the ring and he and Vince McMahon chain S2H to the ringpost. S2H has nowhwere to go and he can't defent himself. Tazz then starts hitting S2H over the head with the Singapore Cane. Vince McMahon and RVD are celebrating as Tazz is trying to injure S2H. After a couple of more shots to the head the Singapore Cane brakes and Tazz goes out of the ring and grabs a table from under the ring. He then slides the table into the ring where RVD sets the table up in the corner. Vince McMahon opens the handcuffs and he picks up the bloody S2H. Tazz then grabs S2H from behind and does a Tazmission Plex trough the table. Out of nowhere comes Jake running down the aisle in attempt to save S2H. He steps into the sell and he slides into the ring. He then knockes down Vince McMahon but as he turned around RVD knocked him down with the VanDaminator. RVD then goes up on top as Tazz puts Jake into the corner and holds a chair infront of his face. RVD then jumps off the top rope with The Van Terminator on Jake. Jake is down and out as Tazz picks up S2H and Suplex's him into the middle of the ring. Then Tazz and Vince McMahon leave the cell as RVD goes up on top. RVD then jumps off with a 5-Star Frogsplash. He then goes for the cover. The referee gets slowly back up as he sees RVD pin S2H hen then count the three 1,2,3*
Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match as a result of a pinfall, The Whole F'N Show Rob van Dam!!!!
*Tazz, RVD and Vince McMahon celebrate until the lights go out as start flashing. They stay out and when they come back on Vince McMahon is alone in the cage with Scotty Too Hotty. He yells out but Scotty whips him to the ropes. Scotty connects with the face buster. He stands up to a HUGE eruption as he hops. W-O-R-M. He connects with the worm to a huge ovation. The cage rises and the show fades off as Scotty Too Hotty is beating on Mr McMahon
