Saturday Shock Wave Results 12/11/99!
Saturday, 11-Dec-99 00:28:28
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~BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Huge explosions and pyro errupt from the top of the stage. Hundreds of thousands of fans are on their feet cheering for their favorite EMF superstars. A camera zooms to ringside.~
JR: Welcome everybody to the EMF's first ever event, Saturday Shock Wave! I'm Jim Ross along with Jerry "The King" lawler.
King: Whoohoo! Tonight is going to be great! We have 5 explosive matches including 2 titles up for grabs. Wait hold on, I'm receiving a message that something has happened in the back.
~A camera is shown backstage. X-Cold has arrived at the arena. The crowd ignites at the sight of X-Cold. Just as X-Cold reaches his dressing room, The Sandman jumps him from behind. Sandman grabs X-Cold and throws him into a rack of chairs. Sandman beats on X-Cold with his kiendo stick until officials break it up. The camara goes back to ringside.~
JR: Oh my lord! X-Cold didn't even make it to his dressing room. I guess The Sandman really meant it when he said he was hardcore.
JR: Forget that degenerate X-Cold! The first match is about to begin!
Hardcore Holly Vs. Hardcore Barczkowski *No Holds Barred Match*
~Hardcore Holly's music blares over the PA. Hardcore Holly walks down to the ring accompanied by Crash Holly. Hardcore Holly roles into the ring and raises his hands in the air. The crowd boos.~
JR: The "Big Shot" is my pick to win JR.
~Hardcore Barczkowski's music hits. The fans errupt in cheers. Hardcore Barczkowski runs down to the ring with a steel chair in hand.~
JR: This match is underway!
[Barczkowski swings the chair at Holly. Holly ducks and catches Barczkowski with a drop kick to the face. Barczkowski gets to his feet and goes for a right hand. Holly blocks and slams him to the mat. Holly sets the chair on the mat then picks up Barczkowski. Holly hooks him and plants him with a DDT on the steel chair.]
JR: Barczkowski's skull has to be crushed. Holly means business.
[Holly goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout. Holly yells at the ref. Barczkowski recovers and gets to his feet.]
King: I thought the "Big Shot" had thw win. How slow was that ref counting?
[Barczkowski slams Holly down with a snap suplex. Barczkowski bounces off the rope and crushes Holly's throat with a knee drop. Holly rakes Barczkowski's eyes. Holly leans on the ropes to catch his breath. Barczkowski charges at him, but Holly ducks and back drops him over the top rope and onto the floor.]
JR: Barczkowski didn't see that low bridge coming.
King: I told you Holly had the advantage the whole time!
[Holly calls for Crash. Holly picks up Barczkowski and propels him into the steel steps. Barczkowski slams his shoulder hard into the steel. Crash comes over with his scale in hand. Holly picks up Barczkowski and whips him into Crash. Crash holds up the scale and rams it into Barczkowski's face. The ref cannot do anything to stop this because of the No Holds Barred rules.]
JR: Oh yeah real fair. This is a 2 on 1 match damnit!
King: Quit your whining before I slap the taste out of your mouth!
[Holly roles him back into the ring. Holly whips him off the ropes and nails him right in the face with a perfectly placed drop kick. Holly raises his hands in the air, but the crowd boos. Holly shrugs them off and climbs to the top rope. Barczkowski gets to his feet. Holly leaps at him, but Barczkowski catches him and slams him to the mat with a spine buster. Holly quickly gets back to his feet and rakes his eyes once again.]
JR: Barczkowski has to get on track or Holly is gonna continue to beat on him.
[Holly whips him into the corner. Holly kicks Barczkowski in the corner. Holly then lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. He follows and slams Barczkowski to the mat with a Superplex from the top rope.]
King: Oh my gosh! Now that's a super heavyweight move!
[Holly signals to the crowd that it is over. Barczkowski stumbles to his feet. Holly hooks him and lifts him high into the air. Barczkowski floats over and escapes. He then scoops up Holly and plants him with the Barczkowski Driver.]
JR: What a great counter! I thought it was all over.
[As both men slowly get back up, Crash rolls into the ring with a chair. Holly holds Barczkowski's arms. Crash swings the chair, but Barczkowski ducks. Crash levels Hardcore Holly with the chair. Crash is irrate. As he helps up Hardcore, Barczkowski grabs him and tosses him out of the ring. Barczkowski lifts Holly high into the ait then drops him down with his Hardway finisher.]
King: Oh no! Hardcore get up!
[Barczkowski hooks Holly's leg. 1...2...3! Barczkowski wins the match. Barczkowski rolls out of the ring and leaves.]
JR: Yes! Barczkowski outsmarted the Holly cousins!
[Crash gets back in the ring and helps up Hardcore. The 2 exchange words. Hardcore nails Crash with a right hand. The 2 continue to fight all the way to the locker room.]
King: What a great match! Too bad Crash cost Hardcore the win.
JR: Time for our next contest!
Steve Austin Vs. Bradshaw w/Farooq
~The Acolytes music blares over the PA. Bradshaw and Farooq make their way to the ring. The crowd boos. Farooq stands on the outside of the ring as Bradshaw steps over the top rope.~
King: I am going to enjoy Bradshaw absolutely destroying the Rattlesnake!
~Austin's music hits as he walks down the ramp. The crowd errupts in a roar of cheering. Austin removes his vest and quickly dives into the ring. DING! DING! DING!~
JR: The Texas Rattlesnake is focused and ready.
[Bradshaw charges at Austin and misses with a clothesline. Austin lands a few right hands to the face of Bradshaw. Bradshaw then knee lifts him. Bradshaw whips Austin off the ropes and nocks him down with a thundering shoulder block.]
King: Bradshaw is cleaning Austin's clock!
JR: Bradshaw has the definate size and strength over Austin.
[Austin recovers and whips Bradshaw off the ropes. Bradshaw ducks and Austin elbow. Bradshaw bounces back, but Austin tackles him with a Lubress Press. Austin unloads rights on Bradshaw. Austin climbs to the second turnbuckle and drops and elbow on Bradshaw. Austin goes for the pin. 1...2...kickout.]
JR: Austin is opening a can of whoop ass on Bradshaw!
[Austin picks up Bradshaw and sets him up with a piledriver. Bradshaw counters and back body drops him. Austin quickly gets up and rushes towards Bradshaw. Bradshaw catches him. Holds him then slams him down with a fallaway slam. Bradshaw goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout.]
King: C'mon ref open your eyes! That was 3!
[Bradshaw picks him up then slams him down with a kick to the face. Bradshaw drops repeated knees to Austin's throat. Bradshaw whips Austin off the ropes, but Farooq trips Austin. Austin gets up and stares at Farooq. Bradshaw grabs him from behind and delivers a pump handle slam. Bradshaw picks up Austin the leans him on the ropes. Bradshaw raises his hand in the air.]
JR: He is setting him up for the Clothesline From Hell! This cannot be good for the Rattlesnake.
[Bradshaw whips him off the ropes. Bradshaw bounces off the opposite side and winds him arm back. Austin ducks and Bradshaw nails the ref with the Clothesline From Hell.]
King: Austin should be DQ'ed. He made him hit the ref!
[Austin spins Bradshaw around and kicks him in the stomach. Then connects with the Stunner. The crowd screams. Austin goes for the cover, but there is no ref to count. Farooq slides into the ring with a steel chair.]
JR: Look out behind you Steve!
[Farooq whacks Austin's back with the chair. Bradshaw recovers and he and Bradshaw begin to stomp on Austin.]
King: Whooohooo! The Acolytes are stomping a mudhole in Austin's ass!
~THE HEAT IS ON! The crowd cheers as DMX runs to the ring. DMX grabs the steel chair and bashes it over Farooq's head. Farooq rolls out of the ring. Bradshaw turns to hit DMX, but he hits Bradshaw with the chair to the gut. DMX places the chair on the mat then slams Bradshaw's head onto the chair via the X-Factor.]
JR: DMX has just whiped out the Acolytes!
King: What the hell is he doing that for?
[The ref finally comes to. DMX rolls Austin onto Bradshaw then quickly leaves the ring and jumps into the crowd. The ref begins to count. 1.....2.....3!]
JR: Oh hell yeah! Austin got the pinfall!
King: yeah thanks to that idiot DMX!
[Austin celebrates as he goes back to the dressing room. The Acolytes stoem back to the locker room in search of DMX.]
JR: Our next match is scheduled for one fall.
X-Cold Vs. Outlaww
~The lights dim as Outlaww's music plays. Outlaww slowly makes his way to the ring with mixed reactions from the fans.~
JR: I hope X-Cold can recover from that attack earlier by The Sandman.
~The lights turn green. BREAK IT DOWN! X-Cold's theme blares throughout the arena. The fans ignite as X-Cold walks to the ring.~
King: I think Outlaww will handle X-Cold rather easily. A punk like X-Cold doesn't belong in the ring.
[The bell sounds as the match begins. X-Cold quickly kicks Outlaww in the midsection and goes for the Chiller. Outlaww counters and throws him off the ropes. Outlaww then catches X-Cold with a back elbow. Outlaww picks him up, but only to plant him with a DDT right in the center of the ring. Outlaww bounces off the ropes and crushes X-Cold's neck with a legdrop.]
King: I told you Outlaww will dominate that degenerate!
[Outlaww picks him up and whips X-Cold off the ropes. Outlaww ducks his head, but X-Cold counters with a spinning neckbreaker. X-Cold scoops up Outlaww and drops him with a shoulder breaker. X-Cold climbs to the second turnbuckle and executes the X-Drop. X-Cold goes for the pin. 1...2...kickout.]
JR: Oh nearfall! How did Outlaww kick out from that?
[A frustrated X-Cold whips Outlaww off the ropes and catches him with a spinning heel kick to the face. X-Cold lifts up Outlaww then delivers an atomic drop. X-Cold climbs to the top turnbuckle. Outlaww alertly reaches his feet and shakes the ropes. X-Cold loses his balance and Outlaww catches him on his shoulders. Outlaww holds him up then slams him down face first.]
JR: X-Cold wasted too much time up there.
King: Outlaww has the match won! He just delivered the Falling Glory!
[Outlaww goes for the win. 1...2...kickout. Outlaww questions the ref's counting. Outlaww puts his frustrations aside and goes to work on X-Cold. Outlaww applies a figure four right in the middle of the ring. The ref checks X-Cold. X-Cold slowly struggles and reaches the rope. The hold is broken. Outlaww grabs X-Cold's leg and delivers an elbow drop to his inner knee. Outlaww picks up X-Cold and kicks him in the stomach. he slams him down with a Fisherman's suplex. 1...2...kickout.]
JR: X-Cold kicked out! He must still have fight left in him.
King: Damnit! This ref is slow. I think he should have his eyes checked out.
[The two men get to their feet. They begin to exchange rights and lefts. Outlaww rakes X-Cold's eyes then executes a belly to belly suplex. Outlaww lifts X-Cold up, but gets a driving elbow to the face. Outlaww is dazed. X-Cold bounces of the ropes and connects with a flying forearm smash.]
JR: X-Cold is making a comeback!
[X-Cold whips Outlaww into the corner. X-Cold goes to the opposite corner. X-Cold gives him a crotch chop then charges. But, Outlaww dodges and pulls the ref in front of him. X-Cold crushes the ref in the corner. X-Cold turns, but Outlaww hooks him and lifts him into the air. Outlaww slams him down hard.]
JR: Outlaww hit with the Slasher!
King: get up ref! Outlaww has this match in the bag!
[Outlaww nudges the ref and goes for the cover. 1.....2.....]
~Alex Salvatore rushes to the ring and breaks up the count. Alex whips Outlaww into the corner. He places Outlaww on the top rope and hooks him. Alex bulldogs Outlaww to the mat from the top rope. The ref calls for the belt.~
JR: Alex Salvatore scored the Ultimate End on Outlaww, but X-Cold was disqualified.
King: Yes! Outlaww beat X-Cold because of that moron Alex Salvatore!
[X-Cold climbs to his feet. He can't believe he was DQ'ed. He and Salvatore engage in a heated staredown. Outlaww finally recovers and gets to a vertical base. Outlaww spins X-Cold around, but X-Cold kicks him in the midsection and connects with the Chiller. Alex leaves the ring, followed by X-Cold.]
JR: Even though he won, Outlaww doesn't look like much of a winner now.
King: Well we have to go to a commercial break. Don't go anywhere! We will be right back!
~During the commercial break, the ringside area was filled with weapons such as steel chairs, broom sticks, metal pans, and a few wooden tables. The commercial ends and the EMF is back on the air.~
JR: Welcome back to Shock Wave! The next match is for the Extreme championship!
King: I can hardly wait. This match will not be for the weak at heart.
~Alex Salvatore's music hits. Alex walks down the ramp and rolls into the ring. ENTER SANDMAN! The Sandman's theme begins to play. He runs to the ring with a kendo in hand.~
JR: This match is underway, but The Trashman hasn't even been introduced yet!
[Sandman swings the kendo stick, but Salvatore ducks. Salvatore connects with a right hand then takes the kendo stick. Salvatore bashes the kendo stick over Sandman's head. Sandman is not phased and tells Alex to hit him again. Alex lets Sandman have it when he breaks the kendo stick over his head. Sandman drops to one knee and Alex raises his hands in the air.]
King: Do you think The Trashman chickened out of this match?
~The Trashman's music blares. Alex eyes down the entranceway. The music stops. The Trashman jumps out from the crowd with a trash can. He jumps into the ring and nails Alex from behind.~
JR: Does that answer your question?
[Trashman tosses Alex to the outside. Sandman low blows Trashman. Sandman picks up a metal pan and puts a dent in it after he waffles Trashman with it. Alex recovers and picks up a broom stick. Sandman plants Trashman with a DDT. Sandman bounces off the ropes, but Alex breaks the broom stick on his back. Alex climbs back into the ring. Alex picks up a steel chair. Both Trashman and Sandman stagger to their feet. Alex connects with two chairshots to both men. Trashman rolls out of the ring. Sandman gets up and short arm clothelines Alex.]
King: This is great! They are tearing each other apart!
JR: They better get the paramedics ready after this match.
[Sandman picks up a pan and bashes it on Alex's head. Trashman rolls back into the ring with another trash can. He puts it over Sandman's head. Both Trashman and Alex pick up chairs. Trashman swings the chair at Sandman and puts a dent in the garbage can. Sandman rebounds, but is met with another chair shot from Alex. Trashman then clotheslines Alex over the top rope. Trashman quickly follows. Alex meets him with an eye rake. Alex whips Trashman into the steel steps.]
JR: It looked like Trashman and Alex were teaming up on Sandman, but now they are going at it.
King: Let's hope they don't come over here!
[Alex sets up a table. Sandman finally reaches his feet. Alex places Trashman on the table. Sandman climbs the top rope. He lands on Trashman with an elbow drop. Both men go through the table. Alex goes for the cover on Trashman. 1...2...kickout.]
This is inhumane! How did he kick out?
King: This is extreme Ross!
[Alex picks up Sandman and drags him to the Spanish anounce table. Sandman elbows Alex in the stomach and slams his face into the table. Sandman quickly delivers a DDT onto the concrete floor. Alex begins to shed blood. Trashman joins the fray. He stomps on Alex's wound. Trashman and Sandman pick up Alex. They each hook him and suplex him through the Spanish anounce table. Sandman goes for the pin. 1...2...Trashman breaks it up. Now Trashman goes for the pin on Alex. 1...2...broken up by Sandman.]
King: It is impossible to get a pinfall!
JR: I think the only way to win is to totally eliminate both of your opponents.
King: Hey Ross, has anyone of these guys played college football? Hahaha!
[Sandman and Trashman trade blows. Trashman hurls Sandman into a ring post. Trashman drags Sandman to the ramp and entranceway. Trashman executes a suplex. Sandman gets to his feet and staggers to the top of the stage. Trashman follows. Alex slowly makes it to his feet. Sandman kicks Trashman in the groin and slams him down with a Russian Legsweep. Sandman covers Trashman. 1...2...the bloodied Alex dives and breaks it up. Sandman picks up Alex connects with a double underhook slam. Sandman lifts up Alex then nails him with a straight right hand. Alex stumbles to the corner of the stage. Sandman knees Trashman in the face as he reaches his feet. Alex charges at Sandman with a fire extinguisher. He slams the extinguisher in Sandman's face. Sandman teaters on the edge of the stage. Trashman is on one knee recovering. Alex sprays the fire extinguisher in Sandman's face. Sandman falls off the stage to the bottom.]
JR: Oh my God! He just threw Sandman off a 20 feet high stage through a table. Sandman has to be broken in half.
King: I guess Mr. Sandman's day is over!
[Alex raises his hands in the air. Trashman spins him around and hooks him. Trashman hits a Cradle Piledriver.]
JR: Trashman just hit The Dump on the steel stage floor!
[Trashman falls on top of Alex. 1.....2.....3!]
King: Trashman has won the Extreme title!
JR: Finally the carnage is over! That was an incredible match!
~Time for another commercial break. All the wreckage is cleared. Shock Wave continues with the final match.~
JR: Welcome back folks! Well we just witnessed a hardcore war.
King: Sheesh that was great. But, not it's time for the Main event for the T.V title!
DMX Vs. The Rock (T.V Title Match)
~IF YA SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING! The Rock's theme blares which causes the crowd to jump out of their seats. The Rock walks down the ramp and enters the ring. He gives the People's eyebrow to the fans in the front row.~
JR: Thisis going to be a slobbernocker folks!
~THE HEAT IS ON! DMX makes his entrance. All the fans chant his name. DMX rolls into the ring. The ref connects each man's wrist with the leather strap. Then a security team leads a group of pitbulls to ringside. A steel cage is lowered around the ring. The cage has been locked with DMX, The Rock, a ref, and the pitbulls.~
King: The match is all ready. This is going to be awsome!
[Both men charge at each other. They exchange rights and lefts. The Rock takes control and clotheslines DMX. The Rock whips DMX off the ropes and ducks his head. DMX stops and delivers a thundering piledriver. The Rock's head bounces off the mat. DMX lifts up The Rock. DMX attempts a scopp slam, but The Rock floats over and scores with a DDT. The Rock whips DMX into the corner. The Rock nails DMX with hard right hands and kicks.]
JR: The Rock is laying the smackdown on DMX!
[DMX batles out of the corner with a few rights of his own. DMX tosses Rock off the ropes. Rock ducks a clothesline and counters with a samoan drop. Rock goes for the pin. 1...2...kickout.]
King: Nearfall! It is too early for a pinfall what is the Rock thinking?
[The Rock picks up DMX. DMX drops down and low blows The Rock. DMX drop kicks The Rock out of the ring. The pitbulls quickly race around the ring. Before they can reach Rock, he rolls back into the ring. DMX hooks him and slams him down with a hanging vertical suplex. DMX bounces off the ropes and lands a leg drop. DMX whips Rock to the corner. Rock staggers backwards and walks right into a front russian legsweep. DMX covers him. 1...2...kickout.]
JR: Oh what a nearfall! Rock was 1 second away from being counted down.
[DMX whips Rock towards the corner, but Rock counters and sends him into the corner. The Rock follows, but DMX dodges the attack. Rock slams his shoulder into the ring post. DMX stomps Rock in the corner. DMX steps back then crushes Rock in the corner with the Ruff Ryder.]
King: DMX is riding the Brahma Bull!
[DMX picks up Rock. Rock short arm clotheslines DMX. Rock strips off the strap off his wrist. The Rock begins to whip DMX.]
JR: Rock is whipping him like a government mule.
[Rock strangles DMX with the strap. The ref breaks it up. Rock slams DMX's head into the turnblucke. Rock trys again, but DMX fights back. They exchange blows in the corner. The ref trys to restore order, but DMX nails the ref.]
King: DMX just cold clocked the ref!
[DMX swings wildly at Rock. Rock counters and hooks him. Rock plants DMX with a Rock Bottom right in the center of the ring. Rock kicks DMX's arms aside and slides off his elbow pad. Rock bounces off one rope, when a hole is punctured in the ring. The Rock bounces back, but someone jumps out of the hole.]
JR: It's Austin! Austin was under the ring!
[Austin gives Rock the finger then connects with a Stunner. The crowd goes crazy. Austin helps up DMX. DMX pulls Rock to his feet and slams him down face first with the X-Factor.]
King: The Rattlesnake has just struck!
[DMX rolls on top of Rock. Austin wakes the ref up. 1.....2.....3!]
King: Dmx is the new T.V champion!
JR: Stone Cold just screwed The Rock out of the match!
[The cage is raised and the dogs are led away. DMX is handed the T.V title. DMX and Austin walk up to the top of the stage. Rock angrily climbs to his feet. Rock and Austin stare at each other until Austin smiles and gives him the finger once again as Shock Wave goes off the air.]
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