Ring Announcer:Ladies and Gentleman, this match is scheduled for one fall! In the ring, Barry Horowitz!
Horowitz is in the ring, and pats himself on the back. The crowd boos.
Jim Ross:Well, Here's Barry Horowitz, trying to make a come back, But he's gonna have his hands full, with this man, about to be introduced.
King:Hey J.R., how old is Barry Horowitz anyway?
Jim Ross:I have no idea King. Lets call this match. I'm looking forward to see what Floyd does.
Diluted By Slipknot Blasts over the PA, and the crowd absoulutly goes insane, as Floyd comes out, With Vampiress by his side. The crowd is screaming, as Camrea flashes flash everywhere. Floyd wears his usuall wrestling attire, a pair of ripped jean shorts, a Black Slipknot shirt, and a flannel shirt tied to his waist. Vampiress wears a black Skirt and a Black Kittie T-Shirt with the women's title around her shoulder. He starts to walk towards the ring, the crowd chanting his name.
Ring Announcer:And his oppenant, From Queens NY, being accompanied by the Womens Champion Vampiress, weing in at 265 lbs, Floyd!!
Floyd takes the flannel shirt from his waist, and slides into the ring. The bell sounds and the match begins.
Jim Ross:God, If Floyd gets beat by Barry Horowitz, then im qutting this job.
Barry opens up with a flurry of punches on Floyd. Floyd is stunned for a minute, but then opens up with some rights of his own. Floyd grabs Barry and hits a Snap suplex. Barry is down, holding his back. Floyd smiles at the crowd, and chants of Floyd is god start. Floyd picks Barry up by the hair, and goes for another Snap suplex, and hits it. Floyd follows up with a elbow drop.
Jim Ross:Floyd looks good here, even though he has not wrestled in some time.
Barry gets up, and kicks Floyd in the gut, and scores a DDT. The crowd boos when Barry pats himself on the back. Barry goes up to the top rope, and tries for an elbow drop, but Floyd moves out of the way. Floyd then puts Barry into Ankle Lock, and Barry screams in pain. Barry strrugles to get to the ropes, and does. Floyd Smiles, as he picks Barry up and plants him with the Double Arm DDT. Floyd then whips Barry into the corner, and scores with the "Last Rites". He goes for the pin, 1,2,3.
King:Well J.R., I guess Barry Horowitz aint comming back anytime soon, Floyd just destroyed him, damn, Floyd makes quick work of that broken heap in the ring, Barry Horowitz.
Floyd rolls out of the ring and raises his arms, the crowd cheers, as camrea flashes go off everywhere.
Mike the interviewer is looking for Floyd. He finds Floyd's dressing room and knocks on the door, Mike clears his throat as he hears Floyd's voice.
Floyd:Yeah, come in.
Mike opens the door, and Floyd is sitting on a metal folding chair, drinking a bottle of water. Vampiress is by his side, with her women's title resting on the bench. Loud music is comming from the boombox sitting next to them, and FLoyd lowers it.
Floyd:Hey Mike, whats going on?
Floyd picks up the water and takes a drink.
Mike:Hey Floyd, not much. Just wanted to get a few words with you before you left. first off, i wanna congradulate you on your victory against Barry Horowitz.
Floyd laughs a little.
Floyd:Well, it was a nice effort by Barry, but uhh, i guess i was tougher than he was or something.. Uh, Oh who am i kidding? The guys 50 years old, and he absoulty sucks! Barry horowitz, you just got a sample of what i do, and thats nothing! You should have just stayed home you f'n guy!
Mike:Well, and before i forget, i wanna congradualte you vampiress, you are the new EMF Women's champion.
Vampiress picks up her title with her black nailpolished hands. she smiles
Vampiress:Damn right i am. I showed those bitches why i am feared and i proved them that i can fight and that i am a true, beautfiul woman, he he he.
Mike:Well, Floyd you have the match you wanted, for the extreme title, you will be facing Van Damage and Justin Credible the champion, this sunday. Your thoughts?
Floyd drinks the rest of his water and coughs, he starts to speak.
Floyd:Well Justin, You were a very busy man i see at Whiplash, after you won the extreme title from that no-talent ass clown, Blindside, you interefere in a few matches. Not that i care or anything, but i guess you were just doing it to look tough or something? Listen Justin, ive been in this business alot more time than you have. I know a loser when i see one, and Justin my boy, heh, you are one of them. See it doesen't take much to beat Blindside. I seen his matches, they don't impress me. And neither do you. There's nothing "Incredible" About you.
Floyd laughs, and starts to speak again.
Floyd:Ahh wait a minute. There is something incredible about you. You have such an increidbly small dick! is that why they call you Justin credible? Oh well, whatever the case my be, this is whats gonna happen. Sure, you beat Blindside, great. But however, sorry to spoil your little party, but Im here now, and i want that title you have. See Justin, that title belongs to me. Its calling to me. Justin, when Sunday rolls around, Its time that you meet your maker, its time to pay the piper, and its time to get your ass incredibly kicked. I am the craziest wrestler ever to grace a ring. Justin, prepare your self, Your gonna have the shortest title reign in EMF history.
Mike:Well FLoyd, you are forgetting its not just between you and Justin Credible. Van Damage has been added to the soup as well. What about him?
Floyd:Van Damage? Or should i say Dark Talon? Well lets see Talon. i know you very well. I kicked ass in your fed, DCW, and i was the greatest World champion there was in that fed, No, i was the greatest world champion, not Triple X, not Devin Price, not Basher, Not all those other losers, I WAS!! Adam Lax, yeah, he was a good champion, but whatever. im not here to talk about DCW however. Damage, DCW is gone, and here we are now in EMF. a new fed, a new begining. I'd thought i'd never see you again, but here we are, facing each other. Van, ive never faced you, but you know what im capabile of. Van, don't get me wrong, i respected you and all, you were a really good president, but key word Talon, Respected. Thats in past tense, case you didn't know. Damage, Dark Talon, whoever the hell you wanna be called, You are in my way. You are standing in the way betwen me and that belt. See lets look at it this way, yur a brick wall, and im a bull dozer. Your ass is comming down. Van Damage, you lost your little title to Franco, or whoever the hell he is. Well Damage, get used to losing, cuz Sunday, there will be no other outcome for you. 3 men will walk into that match, only one will walk out, and that is me.. Floyd.. Thats just the way it is, so just F'n deal with it..
Mike:Well one last thing Floyd, what is up with you and Adam Lax? are you friends or what?
Floyd:You shall see in due time, now if you will excuse me, i have a plane to catch..
The camrea then fades out with Floyd and Vampiress leaving the arena.