John-Hey Zil..
Godzilla-I aint in the mood right now John...
John-Whats the matter Godzilla?
Godzilla-Whats the matter? Goddamn your stupid.
John-...
Godzilla-Take a look at all these people.
John looks around and sees the people laughing.
John-They all look happy.
Godzilla-Yeah, happy. Im not happy. IM PISSED!!
John-Oh, about Billy Kid..
Godzilla-Yeah, Billy Fucking Kidman.
Godzilla gets up off the bar stool and goes to the juke box. He fishes around in his pockets and takes 50 cents and puts it into the machine.
John-Hey! can you put N'Sync on!?
Godzilla-I will forget you even said that. I fyou say it again however, i will kill you..
Godzilla puts on a Nirvana song and it begins to play. Zilla walks back to the bar and sits down. Zilla motions for the bartender to give him a beer. The tender nods, and Slides him a beer, Zilla takes a huge swig and slams it down.
John-So Zilla, can i ask you a few questions regarding your match against Kidman this Tuesday?
Godzilla-Whatever.
Zilla takes another swig of the beer and he sets it down. He cracks his knuckles.
John-Well, What exactally happened on Sunday?
Godzilla-You know damn well what happened. I had the damn match won, i had Bosswell laid out, and then all of a sudden, Kidman has the balls to interfere and Give me the Kidman Bomb or whatever he calls it, and Kalid steals the match. Kalid, it was a cheap win. I should have won that match, hands down.
John-Well, you have the oppurtunity for revenge this Tuesday when you face Kidman.
Godzilla-Oh yes. Im counting the days down till this Tuesday. I wish time would go faster. Kidman, I can't wait to get my hands around your throat. This match is not gonna be a wrestling match. Its just gonna be a straight out brawl. As i was looking threw the card for this tuesday, I noticed, Standard match, Godzilla VS Kidman. im Like, gee, how orginal. Kidman, why don't we make this a Hardcore match? You got the guts to accept? Ohh, i would love to smash a steel chair over your godamn head Kidman.. You should have never stuck your nose in my business. Now you shall pay dearly for it.
Godzilla gets up and walks out of the bar.
John-Wait! Zilla!
The new setting is Godzilla's house. The camrea pans around at Zilla's house, the wall paper is comming off the walls, stuff all over the floor and such, beer cans here and there, and other items. Zilla is stting on an easy chair, with his feet up. He has the remote in his hand, and he is drinking a beer.
TV-And here is the match that Kidman comes in, Zilla has the match won, and watch this, Kidman comes in, wham! Zilla goes down! And thuse allows Kalid to get the 1,2,3! That will do it for this week on EMF Rewind!
Zilla grinds his teeth, and throws the glass cup at the TV. The glass shatters into pieces. Zilla then faces the camrea.
Godzilla-Just a few days.. Kidman, start counting the days, cuz you are gonna die.. You have comepeted in your last match. Tuesday, your carrer ends... for good.
Zilla lights up a ciggerette and blows the smoke into the air. He looks back at the camrea.
Godzilla-However, Kidman isn't the only person on my mind these days, as much as i want to kick Kidman's ass, there are a couple other people thats been bothering me.
Zilla takes another drag of his cigerette and sets it down.
Godzilla-Floyd.. Will he ever go away? He's always in my hair! Last week, i want to go to the bar, and there he is, just sittin at the table, wasted. He pisses me off so much. Floyd, just stay the hell away from me. im sick of you. We Done it all in our carrers. I want our book closed and put on the shelf.
Godzilla-Now, President Mike, or whatever. I cleary asked that the match be a TLC match, but did you grant it? no, of course not. Now im reqsting this... I want my match between Kidman and myself be a hardcore match. I want to beat Kidman so bad.. I want him to suffer. I want him to bleed. i want him to cry..
Zilla takes a final drag of his cig and puts it out in the ashtray, which is filled to the top.
Godzilla-Now, Kalid. Kalid, you think your all good cuz you beat me right? I bet you feel pretty good about yourself huh? You suck Kalid. You never beat me. It was a cheap win. I want a remactch some where down the road. And this time, there will be no outside interference. So you set the date Kalid, Hell, you can even pick the match. But remember this. Whatever match you pick, whatever date you choose, i will still come out on top. And to steal a line from Floyd's book, thats just the way it is, so just F'n deal with it! Ahh, last but not least, Adam Lax. Lax, i have been thinking these past few days.. Lax, we used to be great friends. Hell, i know you used to be friends with Floyd too, Andi dont know if you guys made up and you are friends again, but i don't know. But if my memory serves me right, you and Floyd were fighting the last time u were together. See Lax, im gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Lax, i was the first friend you ever made in this busniess. Floyd wasen't the first. who gave you your very first Job? It wasen't Floyd Lax. It was ME. So im saying this. Lets make Bigons be Bigons, and lets be a tag team once again. Accept my offer Lax. However, if you decline, you will be making a very bad mistake. If you decline, you'll end up just like Kidman after Tuesday when im done with him. So think about it Lax. tell me your answer, im not hard to find..
The camrea fades out and gets one more shot a Zilla.