The door swings open into The El Monpot's office. He's
obviously been personalizing his office. On one wall
is a huge stereo system, above which is a poster with
a mug-shot of The El Monpot and a sign readin "wanted
dead or alive, but preferrably dead, for a whole ton
of shit in a whole bunch of different places". The El
Monpot is sitting in his chair, which is turned to
face the window behind his chair, he obviously hasnt
noticed the camera crew. He is talking on the phone to
some unknown person. So
baby. what are you wearing?......Mmm you sexy bitch
you know I like those muslim girls........yeah it
feels good......oooo baby babe. I'll call u back later. Hola
hombres and welcome to a brand spanking new edition of
the El Monpot Monologues. Well it's been a crazy
ol' time here in the Stygian Wrestling Federation. An
exciting time as many new people arrive. These new
guys I'm talking about are Lost Cause and Death. Now I
can't really give my opinion on these guys yet 'cos we
aint seen them wrestle. They both seem to have the
right attitude to get ahead though, and Death's
allready started something with Minion. That guys
gotta have some some balls if he's pickin a fight with
The Consortium. As for Lost Cause, only time's gonna
tell what kind of balls he's packin in his
pantaloons.? Anyway it's interview time here and I
got SiC on the line, live from a hospital where he's
suffering with broken ribs. . Well the other story
dominating SWF is the stable war between the newly
formed High Councill and Fallen. The High Councill
have seemingly kidnapped Nephilim. The other members
of Fallen don't appear to concerned, but something
tells me theyre bluffing. We'll have to stay tuned in
to see how this one go's. Well we ran outta time
sorry, I'll see you all next time. This is The El
Monpot saying adios amigos.
Hey there SiC.
So, you're hear full time now?
SiC: Yeah. No more KCW for me.
They'll have to beg me to go back. Heh, that'd be
pretty cool....(cough) (cough) (cough)
What lead u to this decision?
SiC: Funny story. You must
know this guy called KiD. Well basically he just
anoyed the Hell, heh, out of me backstage. So
basically, when I saw Daft SpaZ leave, two of the
greatest wrestlers I've seen, I figured I'd jump ship
too. I mean, Daft SpaZ weren't taken seriously. So I
flipped a big middle finger to KCW, and came back to
my roots.
q:And that all fits in with wizzing on a KCW belt
how?
Well, KCW's name was
tarnished thanks to a certain KiD, so I figured I'd
show the great SWF fans how to really tarnish a
KCW Title Belt.
whats ur short term and long term goals here?
Short: Kick as much ass as
is humanly possible. Get the DeathMatch Title, maybe
find myself a like-minded psycho and get some Tag
Gold. Long Term: I dont plan that far ahead.
got anything to say to some of the other guys
in the
locker-room?
Damn Right!! There's a
certain guy called Pain out there. That
Apollyon-gimmick-ripping-off asshole is really getting
on my tight white ass! This guy watches some KCW,
takes Apollyon's nickname, takes Apollyon's music, and
changes the name, then loses about 90% of the talent.
What's with that sh*t?
anyone else? I know
there's no love lost between you guys.
Cairn, soon boy. Me and you will see who has
the biggest balls in SWF. I'm gonna break your bones
one at a time. Then, you'll screeeeam my name
Back on earth u were involved with the
consortium.
Is this partnership extending to down hear as
well?
FUCK NO! Do you know why I
was involved in the Consortium up there? It was coz
Pitt owned my soul when he saved me from a Forsaken
kidnapping all those months ago. Since then I was
doing him a favour. Now, I'm my own psychopath
again.
Thats great news, except for Cairn. Thanks for the
time SiC.
Gracias signor.
You speak Spanish?
Hell, I lived in Mexico
since I was 8! Thats what happens when you kill a
family member in defence with a chainsaw. You know,
Stygian isn't that much hotter than Mexico..
Yeah...uuuuuummm...well time's up. That was SiC
for ya folks. Well rounded individual? You descide!
The polls are open now!
