The SWF theme rumbles around the arena as the preparations for Resurrection
are completed the cameras swing around the crowds, where fans hold signs like
"Kill Benchy", "Soulless" "Die Hazz Die" to where Ozzy J and D Boss sit
expectantly. Both are dressed in matching SWF staff T-shirts and the make-up
drips from their eyes in sad tears.
Ozzy J: Hello and Welcome to the second PPV here
in the All-New SWF! We've got a fucking grade-A show for you tonight!
D Boss: Yes! Welcome to Resurrection! We've sure got
a show for you tonight! Let's get it on! What's first Ozzy?
Ozzy J: And I'm supposed to know this how?
D Boss: Coz you saw the card that Lucifer put up! DumbAss!
Ozzy J: No, I never saw anything!
D Boss: Yes! I saw you reading it!
Ozzy J: No, I was looking at the pictures of Vixen
and Fantasy fighting that were in it as promo materials!
D Boss: Sometimes Ozzy, I despair!
Both men get their answers when "Spit it Out" by Slipknot is belted out by the Choir of Tortured Souls The lights go down in the arena to the crowds screams. As the lights return a great Black Eagle drops from the rafters and Chapel walks from the HellGate, Malice is at his side. The HellTrons flash the words "Everyone Needs a Christian Burial" as the unlikely duo walk to the ring. Chapel, swings his Title belt easily before rolling into the ring, Malice waits outside, Morrigan settling onto her fist.
Ozzy J: Huh? who's she? She's HOT!
D Boss: That's Malice, she's way out of your league!
Ozzy J scowls as Chapel kneels in the ring, he makes his devotions
when "Rose" by a Perfect Circle is played by the choir, a heaving,
groaning disruption is seen at the foot of the HellGate ramp, Chotek emerges
from under ground at this place, he climbs into the ring and raises his arms,
when he brings them down zig-zagging green pyros shoot from the ring-posts.
Chapel stares at the Snake creature and gets to his knees ready to fight.
*** BELL RINGS ***
Chapel launches himself at Chotek and attempts a clothesline but the Snake's tail gives him extra balance and he stays on his feet. Chotek readys himself and grabs Chapel into an arm drag, Chapel rolls free and low-blows Chotek, this doesn't have the desired effect as Chotek is not human. The flame bars that surround the ring are ignited with a whossh of burning vapour and the wrestlers are obscured for a second, when they are again visible Chaple has whipped Chotek into the turnbuckle, he follows him and lands some savage chops to the snake's spine, Chotek sways, avoiding any magor damage from the blows, he flicks his tail up, catching Chapel in the groin, this give Chotek enough space to climb the turnbuckle, dangerously colse to the flames, Chotek lands a moonsault on Chapel's shoulders and they go down. Chotek rolls to his feet and runs against the ropes, as he runs towards Chapel's fallen body Malice grabs his leg and he goes down. Chotek's reptilian head smacks into Chapel's mid-riff. Chapel rolls from under the snake and smiles briefly at Malice, is nursing her arm slightly having just stuck it through the flames that surround the ring, an EMD runs to help her and she gratefully accepts his first aid. Chapel lands some stomps on Chotek but the snake slides between his legs, Chotek hits a reverse Northen Lights suplex on Chapel. Chapel remarkably gets almost straight back up, He grabs Chotek and whips him into the ropes, Chotek rebounds and is knocked down, perilously close to the flames outside the ring, Chapel holds Chotek's arm into the flames Chotek slips from his skin leaving a cast in Chapel's arms, Chapel doesn't realise this and smiles wickedly when the cast bursts into flames!, Chotek, having shed his skin is lacking legs but he sits up on his tail and bites Chapel, his fangs secreting poison into Chapel's veins, the venom paralyses Chapel, giving Chotek time to hold him in the flames, Chapel's trousers catch fire and Chotek pushes him out of the ring under the ropes.
*** BELL RINGS ***
WINNER AND NEW DEMONWEIGHT CHAMPION: CHOTEK!
The flame bars are extinguished, as are Chapel's burning trousers, Chapel and Malice leave the arena dejectedly. Chotek is given the belt and he celebrates as "Rose" is played again, he slithers from the arena, no longer having legs he has no choice as he departs the Serpentine pyros shoot off again.
D Boss: Wow, these newcomers mean business! Did you see the way Chotek shed his skin there? Amazing!
Ozzy J: Yeah, Those fuckers certainly
look impressive, that's only their second contest in the fed isn't it?
D Boss: That's right Ozzy! now though we have
Bench Man fighting, Why? Oh, Why?
Ozzy J: Well he's up against our esteemed President;
Lucifer Morningstar! Let's get this over with!
The Choir starts playing "Descent" by Fear Factory it changes to "Suffer Age" and Lucifer Morningstar walks down from the Hellgate. He receives a large pop, probably because most of the crowd are afraid to boo him. Lucifer smiles as he enters the ring, preparing for battle by stripping down to his "Beelzebub Jesus" wrestling gear. "Schnock" by Chemical Reaction starts up, and Bench Man appears at the Edengate to a huge round of boos and jeers, punctuated by gunshots, fireballs, and a small tactical thermonuclear device, which sadly fails to kill him (though it does wipe out a small portion of the crowd). The oblivious one walks straight into the ring, where Lucifer grabs one of his benches attatched to Benchy's coat and clonks it on Benchy's head. Lucifer then turns to speak.
Lucifer: I have decided that this match is to be a Pinfall-Inferno match, where you must pin your opponent, set fire to him, then pin him again! Why? You've got a cheek asking me why! I'm the President of SWF, and I'm the ruler of Hell! I can do whatever the Here I want!
*** BELL RINGS ***
Lucifer grabs Benchy, hauls him up and chokeslams him on the mat. Benchy still has his coat on, so his spine gets twisted around the benches rather nastily. Lucifer rips off the coat and hits the Star of the Morning (tilterwhirl chokeslam). He places a foot on Benchy's chest for the pin - 1...2...3! Lucifer gets a pinfall. Lucifer then summons up a small fireball and prepares to launch it at Benchy. Incredibly, Bench Man manages to get up and hit Lucifer with a punch to the jaw. It has no effect, but Lucifer is enraged. He grabs Bench by the hair, and throws him into the corner of the ring. He summons up a host of lightning bolts, each powerful enough to wreck a small building, and each of which slams into Bench Man. Benchy now looks like a burnt steak. Lucifer turns his small fireball into a magical flamethrower, dousing Benchy in unholy flames. Lucifer sets Bench Man on fire. Lucifer then raises his arms and shouts out "30 seconds of open season!". At that point, the entire crowd rushes into the ring and beats 5,750,474,539 shades of hell out of Bench Man. Eventually, they disperse, and Lucifer again puts his foot onto Benchy's chest for a cover. 1...2...3! Lucifer wins the match!
*** BELL RINGS ***
WINNER (UNSURPRISINGLY): LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR
Lucifer climbs from the ring and moves to the empty commentary
chair waiting for him, he smiles at Ozzy J and D Boss.
Ozzy J: Welcome back to the commentary table Lucifer, you've been away a while
D Boss: Ozzy, shut up!
Lucifer: It's OK, I've been very busy recently but I'm back now! What's on next?
Ozzy J & D Boss: Ask Him!
Lucifer: Are you saying that neither of you knows?
Both: No sir!
Lucifer: Why did I employ such a pair of dumbassed shits? Now to the DeathMatch title match.
The Anarkister's music; "Anarchy for the UK" by the Sex Pistols
hits and he runs out to the A-bombs, He chucks some molotov cocktails into the
crowd, blowing up a few demons He laughs then runs into the ring, and warms
up. When “Between Angels & Insects” by Papa Roach is played loudly by the choir.
A cloud of smoke floods into the arena and covers much of the audience, then
Shadow, the huge mammoth of a man, walks out. He raises his huge ballbat and
then runs down the ramp. He gets into the ring and Anarkister, quickly jumps
out, Shadow points the bat at The Anarkister, then waits for Jay to make his
appearance. "Between Angels & Insects" changes to "Last Resort",
again by Papa Roach. Jay walks out, looking totally stoned. He raises his belt
in the air, causing some ash to fall off it. He walks down the ramp and rolls
in, he's immediately kicked repeatedly by Shadow. Outside the ring, the Anarkister
smashes the Announcer's head into the bell.
”Between Angels & Insects” begins to play once more, as Shadow grabs the
belt and walks up the ramp to the Eden Gate. As the cage is lifted EMDs rush
to where Jay and The Anarkister lie bleeding on the floor, They rush them onto
Stretchers and start to bandage The Anarkister's ribs. As Jay is stretchered
away Taft runs out with a joint, he hands it to his friend who recovers dramatically
when he tokes on it. The EMDs begin to stretcher The Anarkister from the ring
as they near the Eden Gate he rolls off the stretcher onto his feet, he gasps
in pain and grabs his ribs, the EMD's try to put him back onto the stretcher
but he pushes them away, he can be heard shouting "Coz I want to" He struggles
the rest of the way up the ramp and collapses as soon as he's behind the curtains.
Lucifer: Damn!
Ozzy J: Fucking Hell! Did you see The Anarkister's
rib?! It was right through his skin! that's fucking Sick!
D Boss: I think we're due an ad break while they sort out the mess in the ring!
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The SWF returns as the technical crew have finished rebuilding the ring, the commentators are waiting and Lucifer notices the cameras are live
Lucifer: Welcome back! the ring's been re-built, the wrestlers are ready, and I'm bored!
Ozzy J: I've been told that we've got the tag
title tournament now, this is a four corners tag match, I can't wait!
D Boss: Yes! This could be good, The Soulless, The Consortium in hell, Lycanthropy and newcomers Serpentine!
Ozzy J: Serpentine have already won gold tonight!
and Lycananthropy and the CiH are feuding! this should be interesting!
Lucifer: If you say so Ozzy!
"Perfection or Vanity?" by Cradle of Filth starts up, and a small horde of snakes burst out from the Hellgate, heralding the arrival of Sotek and Set of Serpentine. They slither to the ring and into it, manifesting legs as the rules state that they must to wrestle. "Descent" by Fear Factory is sung once more, and Damien Morningstar and OGK appear at the Hellgate and walk to the ring. The two Soulless members both look very confident as they jump into the ring and regard Serpentine.
"Luna" by Tura Satana replaces "Descent", and Fantasy and Minion of the Consortium in Hell walk through the Hellgate. Fantasy is wearing a suit made of what appears to be strands of magical cobwebs, making several of the male members of the crowd go insane with lust. Fantasy seems happy with the attention. The CiH is only halfway down the aisle when "Into the Infinity of Thoughts" starts up, and Vixen and Lycan of Lycanthropy burst out of the Hellgate and charge them. Lycan tackles and floors Minion, while Vixen starts fist fighting with Fantasy.
*** BELL RINGS ***
In the ring, OGK jumps Sotek from behind. The ref orders Dameon and Set out of the ring, and yells at the two teams on the ramp to get one member each in the ring. After a few moments, Fantasy and Vixen enter the ring, and the match proper begins. Fantasy and Vixen throw punches, kicks, slashes and claws, anything to hurt the other. On the other side of the ring, OGK has cornered Sotek, and is repeatedly slamming punches into the Snakeman's head. After a few of these, Sotek pushes OGK right across the ring. OGK crashes into Fantasy, and the Succubus starts on the Original Gangster in anger. Sotek tags in Set, and the two of them grab Vixen from behind and slam her head onto the floor. Lycan tries to go to Vixen's aid, but the ref blocks his way. Meanwhile, Serpentine kick at Vixen on the mat. OGK gets an advantage over Fantasy with a backhand, and then picks her up in a bearhug. Fantasy winces under the pressure, unable to break free. Suddenly she grabs OGK's head and plants a kiss on his mouth. OGK's eyes widen as blood starts to pour from his mouth, and barely manages to push Fantasy away before the deadly kiss reaches a fatal level. Fantasy tags in Minion, who delivers a boot to the side of OGK's head. OGK slams right into the ground. The ref has finally got Sotek out of the ring, and Set is choking Vixen on the ropes. She sets up Vixen for a powerbomb, but Vixen suddenly clamps her fangs into Set's stomach. Set yells out, and Vixen rolls to her corner, tagging in her partner. Lycan jumps over the ropes and nails Set with a clothesline for a pin attempt. 1..2..kickout! Lycan drops a leg onto Set's neck, then turns around. Minion is battering OGK badly, as OGK is still weak from Fantasy's kiss. Minion picks up OGK and goes for the Hopeless Cause, only to be brought to the floor by a low blow from Lycan. Lycan spins him around and executes the Dog Meat. 1...2...Damien has been tagged in, and he breaks the count. Lycan and Damien start exchanging blows. Set tags in Sotek, who runs straight towards Minion. Minion halts his charge with a kick to the midsection, then executes a double-handed chokeslam. Minion hears a shouted command from Fantasy, and he turns around and grabs Lycan by the back of the head. He holds Lycan in place while Damien climbs to the top rope. Damien flies down with a dropkick - but Lycan dodges, and Damien hits Minion. Unfortunately, this activates Minion's beserker rage state, and Minion starts suddenly flying into Damien with a flurry of tough punches. Fantasy yells at Minion, but in this state Minion would be unable to obey Fantasy, Veil, or even Pitt himself. Meanwhile, Lycan tags in Vixen, who hits a DDT on Sotek, then heads over to Minion with an evil gleam in her eyes. Fantasy sees her coming, and points a long finger at her. The mark of Fantasy that Vixen bears on her breast kicks in, and Vixen is suddenly overcome with pain. She stumbles backwards, and is rolled up by Sotek. 1...2...3!
*** BELL RINGS ***
WINNERS AND NEW TAG CHAMPIONS: SERPENTINE!
After the match, Serpentine walks triumphantly back through the Hellgate. Minion is still in the state of rage, and refuses to lay up on Damien, even when OGK tries to pull him off. Vixen is writhing in pain in the middle of the ring. Lycan stands above her, demanding that Fantasy release her from her thrall. Suprisingly, Fantasy withdraws the pain, making a remark about Lycan and Veil. She walks over to Minion and slams an elbow into is skull. Finally, Minion comes back to his senses and follows Fantasy out of the ring. The Soulless leave the ringside area, and Lycanthropy realise that Lycan is about to face Veil.
Lucifer: Damn Minion!
Ozzy J: Are you OK Boss?
Lucifer: What, umm, yes, I'm fine.
D Boss: Wow! Serpentine hold three belts and two titles! how willthe Snakepeople hold up?
Ozzy J: That was unfair! They are
too new to win so much gold!
Lucifer: It's OK Ozzy,
you'll see, Now, I've been loking forward to this match, it's suitably sadistic!
Silver ropes for an already tired werewolf! Heh, that's almost more evil than
me!
D Boss: Yes, I've been looking forwards to this match as well!
Hordes of chittering monstrosities murmur and grunt. The packed
auditorium seethes with destruction, and an un-quellable blood lust. Bone grates
against stone, as they await in eager anticipation. Abruptly, void of warning,
the arena plunges into the perpetual depths of darkness, enveloping the arena
in it's entirety. A wave of silence sweeps the arena dry of noise, as a single
mournful howl resonates the arena. The lights slowly reactivate, flickering
into strobe, as "Bark At The Moon" by Ozzy Osbourne wails upon the seared
vocals of The Choir of Tortured Souls. Lycan and his mate Vixen step upon the
satge. Ramses and Horus plodding faithful at their heels. Slowly they proceed
to the awaiting squared circle. Vixen flinches away slightly, upon approaching
the silver ropes, whilst apprehensively, Lycan slides beneath the bottom rope
swiftly. Ramses and Horus, proceed to Vixen, as all four beings rupture the
silence with their howls. Suddenly "Empty" by Tura Satana rasps The Choir of
Tortured Souls, as The Darkness Veil and Fantasy stride toward the ring, in
their usual attire. Veil's cloak billowing threateningly in the windless arena,
his Interdimensional Title hanging from what passes as his shoulder.
Veil writhes through the ropes, toward the awaiting Werewolf. Lycan snarls in anger, as Veil appears to cock his head, silent wafts of laughter protruding from his lips. Lycan charges forward, lunging for his foe in a blind rage. Veil laughs again. Lifting a dark leg, delivering a Big Boot to the face of his assailant. Lycan crumples to the mat, as howls of pleasure erupt from ringside, Fantasy weaves her web. Ramses and Horus growl threateningly, unwilling however to leave the prone Vixen. Lycan leaps to his feet, as ecstatic giggles of ecstasy trickle from his mate. Veil pounces, attempting a Short Arm Clothesline. Lycan howls in rage, kneeing Veil to the gut and wrenching him to the mat by his outstretched arm, locking in an agonising Reverse Armbar. Attempting to dislodge the darkness. Abruptly Vixen's wails turn to screams of agony, as she doubles up convulsing in pain. Lycan releases the hold, gazing for Vixen. However unable to reach her, repelled by the silver-wrapped ropes. Veil wearily gets to his feet, sighing in disappointment. He explodes forward, grasping the Werewolf's prone form, hoisting him high onto his shoulders, facing upwards. Lycan struggles futilely as Veil hangs up on the silver ropes with a vicious Reverse Death Valley Driver. Lycan howls in pain as he crashes to the mat. Vixen's screams morph into grunts of pleasure, as the Werewolf writhes in pain. Fantasy laughs, as Veil wrenches Lycan upwards by handful of sable hair. Lycan however boots him in the gut. Veil stumbles slightly, as Lycan hoists his form into his grasp, propelling himself forward, slamming his opponents spine into the turnbuckle, turning and slamming him to the mat in an Oklahoma Slam. Veil beats his fist in rage, as he slowly gets to his feet, accompanied by a chorus of agonising howls from Vixen. Lycan pants in exhaustion, as Veil strides forward. The Werewolf lashes out with a vicious boot to the abdomen, but Veil senses it and swings it away, leaving Lycan's back exposed to attack. Swiftly he locks him in a Full Nelson hold, before swinging him overhead into a Full Nelson Suplex Pin.... 1... 2... kickout. Vixen screams in pain, as webs of agony writhe her supple body. She convulses, dropping to her knees, Ramses and Horus helpless. Veil curses as he hoists the Werewolf up, Lycan counters however, with a Headbutt to the lower abdomen. Veil doubles over gasping for breath, as Lycan propels his legs with all his remaining strength to the back of the neck of Veil, in a monstrous Scissor Kick, driving the Darkness to the mat. Lycan collapses, reaching desperately for Vixen, as her screams die, turning to groan, as she begins to lapse into unconsciousness. Veil stirs, rising shakily to his feet. Lycan claws helpless, as the Darkness springs into action. In one swift pass, he laps his arms about the waist of Lycan, thrusting backward, in a Release German Suplex, sending him face first into the ropes. Lycan howls in pain, frantically scrambling away, panting in exhaustion. Fantasy's shrill laugh echoes the arena, as grunts of shear ecstasy erupt from Vixen. Lycan looks desparingly, as Veil yet again wrenches him to his feet. He attempts to fight back with a vicious right hand, but Veil ducks it with ease, catching the Werewolf by surprise, driving his skull into the canvas with a monstrous Condemnation Supreme. Lycan's skull thudding softly on the mat. Wafts of laughter writhe from the ascetic lips of the Darkness, as Veil hooks Lycan's leg ...1...2... Lycan grasps the ropes, rope break. Lycan howls in agony, as his fingers close upon the silver, as Fantasy screams in rage, Vixen immediately doubling up in pain once more. The Werewolf claws his way upwards, writhing in the abyss of agony, clutching his neck. Veil curses and rises to his feet also. Lycan howls to his mate, who's body is being wrought with a searing agony. Slowly she collapses to her knees wailing, as Veil boots Lycan to the abdomen, hooking his arms, attempting a Dangerous Driver, to the already wounded neck of The Werewolf. Lycan reverses, into a devestating High Angle Spinebuster. Veil crumples. Vixen's screaming becomes more intense, as Lycan ascends the turnbuckle. Torrents of blood spill from the rose upon Vixen's chest, as she contorts in agony. Lycan leaps from the top rope, diving downward in a monstrous Knee Drop. Veil jolts from his path at the last second, as Lycan crashes to the mat with a sickening thud. Veil shakes his head dazed, rising to his feet, dragging with him the writhing Werewolf. With his last remnants of strength, he hoists his body upon his shoulders, going for a Death Valley Driver. Lycan stirs, sensing peril, thrusts a foot downward, impacting the shoulder of Veil. Veil releases the hold, as Lycan stumbles to the mat. Veil turns in rage to his assailant, however the Werewolf is ready to pounce. He grasps the Darkness, wrenching him upwards, before slamming him to the mat, in the Dog Meat. Lycan collapses on his fallen foe ...1 ...2 ..3.
*** BELL RINGS ***
WINNER AND NEW INTERDIMENSIONAL CHAMPION: LYCAN!
Fantasy wails in disbelief, as Vixen screams in more agony still, rolling on the outside. Lycan claws toward her to assist. Veil, however suddenly evaporates, sinewy tendrils of darkness, propelling toward Lycan's prone form, enveloping him, slowly seeping into his flesh. The possesed Werewolf contorts, and suddenly leaps to his feet. He proceeds to the ropes, stepping with ease over them, ignoring the searing silver agony engulfing his tissue. He strides past the convulsing Vixen, toward the voluptuous Fantasy. They embrace, clawing wildly at each other. Fantasy keeps Vixen in the throes of pleasure as she begins to deliver the Deadly Kiss, A look of struggle crosses Lycan/Veil's face Lycan staggers back, pushing Fantasy away as the darkness streams from his mouth, Vixen is hurled once more into the grip of agony as Lycan slumps to the floor unconcious. Fantasy and Veil take a last look back into the arena Veil mutters something and Vixen collapses back into the embrace of insensibility. EMD's stretcher Lycanthropy from the arena, the two dogs howl before scampering quickly out of the arena.
Ozzy J: Wow! that certainly didn't disappoint!
That was a fucking excellent match!
Lucifer: I feel kind of sorry for those werewolves...
D Boss: Really?
Lucifer: kind of..
Ozzy J: Wow! that has to be a first! Now we've got the Main Event! A four way dance for the SWF Heavyweight title!
D Boss: Let me recount the contestants, Phoenix, Kid Hazz, Dante and SiC!
Lucifer: I'm wondering how this one will go....
The choir plays ”American Bad Ass” by Kid Rock and both Helltrons
show pictures of Kid Hazz beating people like, The Enforcer, OGK and most recently
Phoenix. Kid Hazz then runs out of the Eden Gate quickly and does the belt around
waist sign. As Kid Hazz celebrates, "Crawling" by Linkin Park is started up,
the Helltrons read "The Firebird" as flames eat the words away Phoenix appears
from the HellGate He walks impassively to the ring and stays out of Kid Hazz's
angry reach. "Eyeless" by Slipknot plays and the former KCW Heavyweight Champion
steps from the HellGate, blue hair hanging around his face. It's the Dark Angel
Dante, Dante stalks to the ring and swings himself in. The three in the ring
stand awaiting the champion when ”HK - Hunter Killer” by Fear Factory begins
to be played by the choir and out comes the champion, SiC raises his belt in
one hand and Twisted in the other! The Female fans scream as he emerges the
camera zooms on his mask where a big lipstick mark graces one cheek! SiC runs
down to the ring, where he is met by Kid Hazz, Kid Hazz jumps over the ropes
and smashes into SiC. SiC falls down and cracks his head on the concrete! Kid
Hazz celebrates his minor triumph when his eyes cross, SiC has low-blowed him
from behind, with that the Ring announcer starts the match.
Ozzy J: Oh My G...Kid Hazz is trying to tap out!
D Boss: It won't work you can't tap out of a ladder match!
Loser!
Dante releases KH and he rolls away, suddenly "Original
Born Killers" is played by the choir and all men in the ring look towards the
Eden Gate. OGK comes from the crowds behind them wearing a "Soulless" T-shirt
OGK vaults into the ring, he runs at KH and dives into a tackle at him OGK and
KH crash to the floor and both men roll on the ground. SiC and Phoenix look
around and then double clothesline Dante. OGK and KH roll on the ground brawling,
trading punches and knees. Dante angry at SiC picks him up and floors him with
The Rings of Hades! Phoenix seeing that his opponents are otherwise engaged
rolls from the ring and grabs the ladder, he rolls back in and starts seting
it up when Dante crashes into him having been hit with the SiC'ening (Hurricanarana
Neck-snap) All three men lie on the floor as OGK locks the 187 on KH. The ref
clambers into the ring and tries to get OGK to leave when Lucifer gets to his
feet.
Lucifer: Let him stay, he'll do well, leave him.
The official shrugs and leaves OGK, as the ref leaves the
ring he is knocked from his feet by the flying form of the man he just tried
to get to leave the ring. KH grins as the two men collide. KH gets tackled by
Phoenix, they crash into the ropes and rebound into the ring SiC rolls over
and clambers up a turnbuckle and goes for a 450o splash. Dante climbs
the turnbuckle and lands an elbow drop onto OGK, SiC comes at the wearied OGK,
SiC spears him and they crash down. Phoenix goes for the Leap Of Faith from
the turnbuckle he's climbed, he crashes onto KH leaving him prone on the canvas.
Phoenix sets up the ladder while SiC, Dante and OGK remain brawling in one big
heap, Phoenix climbs gracefully up the ladder and takes the belt, then the jumps
into the Leap of Faith onto the wrestlers below him.
*** BELL RINGS ***
WINNER AND NEW SWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: THE FIREBIRD; PHOENIX!
Phoenix climbs from the mess of bodies and exits the arena head held high and Title belt over his shoulder, The various other wrestlers begin to make their ways from the ring. Lucifer Morningstar stops SiC and takes a glass vial from his pocket, he opens the jar and a swirl of greyish smoke swirls around SiC entering his mouth, his nostrils. A blinding flash erupts before Lucifer and SiC vanishes from Hell. Kid Hazz is also greeted by Lucifer, however, the president does not return the soul of Kid Hazz, he hits the Star of Morning onto the concrete, EMD's are told to take Kid Hazz to Vision and they rush off, chittering eagerly to themselves.
Ozzy J: What a match! Phoenix comes
out on top of a fantastically close finish,
D Boss: Yes! I think that the Firebird will be going far here in the SWF!
Ozzy J: Now I'm Ozzy J and
he's the El Monpot, wishing you good night!
D Doss looks at Ozzy J confusedly as the Resurrection
theme plays and the second SWF PPV comes to a close.
©2000 RHODRI MALIN (LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR), GARETH WEAVING (COMMISIONER VISION), HARRYR RUFFNELL (LORD IZUAL) AND PETER WATERS (PHOENIX).
