Madilyn: We have to go directly to Hell now for the SWF.

The camera travels along an empty street, until it reaches a manhole cover, the cover slides aside and the camera drops into the hole, The immeadiate black fades away and is replaced by an oncoming red glow. "Suffer Age" by Fear Factory begins to play and bursts into heavy guitar as the red glow is revealed as the mightiest of Hell's cities: Stygian. The camera speeds towards a large cavern, The letters "SWF" burn brightly outside the cave. The camera enters the orifice as the Monday Night Purgatory logo spins onto the screen.

When the logo fades the view is of the huge space that is the SWF arena, the camera circuits the arena, showing the ranks of demons that fill the crowd area some of whom hold up signs like "Relentless One Go Home!", "Fantasy, have my children!" and "Floyd First!", the mortal enclosure above the Eden Gate seperated from the demons by it's perspex screens. The twin HellTrons flash shots of the recent events in the SWF. The two opposing entrances, the HellGate, from which all of the demonic and otherwise Hellish members of the SWF roster enter the arena and the Eden Gate from which the mortal and Human wrestlers make their respective ways. Finally the camera stops at the commentary desk where Ozzy J and D Boss sit in expectation of the evening's entertainment.

The two off-set commentators; Ozzy J and D Boss sit expectantly awaiting the beginning of events, Ozzy is as scruffily dressed as ever and as usual D Boss wears a finely tailored tuxedo.

D Boss: Hi! welcome to SWF Purgatory, I'm D Boss,

Ozzy J: And I'm Lucifer Morningstar!

D Boss: What??!?!?!?

Ozzy J: Ooops, wrong script, sorry, I'm Ozzy J!

D Boss: Anyway we've -

Ozzy J: Got a fantastic Card for you tonight! Kicking off with a Cage match between Silence and Floyd Freebird, manager of the Regulators!

D Boss: Stop reading my Lines!

Ozzy J: What, I'm not reading your lines, you're the colour man remember?

D Boss: Uh, no, that's your job!

Ozzy J: Fuck off!, anyway this first match is for who gets to have first place in the Road To Hell match at Good Intentions!

"Hit the Lights" by Metallica is sung by the choir and two jets of white flame burst up on either side of the Eden gate. Silence walks out of the Eden Gate, he wears the white leather trenchcoat which he removes as he enters the ring, he hurls it to the crowd who cheer in delight! Remarkable seeing as he isn't particularly a fan favorite.

Floyd Freebird comes down to "One" also by Metallica, as he runs down the HellGate ramp he transforms into his strange creature form! Both men square off in the ring as the cage is lowered, Silence looks up at the Freebird creature, but is too drunk to be daunted,

*** BELL RINGS ***

Silence kicks off by going for a headbutt a fairly bad move as Freebird is nine feet tall and counters with his own. Silence sees stars after the impact, as Freebird lifts him up and smashes him down again, not really bothering with a wrestling move, just sheer force and violence! He begins to beat his wings, rising into the air and beginning to fly from the cage, Silence catches his ankle and pulls Freebird back to the mat. Silence kicks Freebird in the groin before sending him into the cage, the clang resounds the arena Silence tries to spear the monster but it is an ineffectual move as Freebird shakes it off, he throws Silence at the cage wall, nearly smashin the cage with it's force! Freebird once again begins to fly upward, Silence tries to catch him by the ankle but fails, Freebird soars upward and nearlt leaves the cage beforeplummeting back down to crash onto Silence, who rolls desperately out of the way, Freebird concussed himself slightly on the mat and Silence, after kicking his opponent in the head begins to climb out of the cage. Freebrid comes to just as Silence is about to reach the top of the cage wall, he reaches up with one claw and pulls Silence back off the cage wall, slamming him against the wall, or at least that was the plan but Silence manages to swing around Freebird's arm and all the creature does is punch the cage, Silence scrambles onto the monster's back and locks on a sleeper hold, somehow this begisn to work as the monster lumbers around the ring, he eventually manages to remove Silence by slamming backward into the cage, further weakening the battered structure. This also has the effect of spraining one of his wings, hindering his flight. Silence releases Freebird and slides down the cage wall, slumping in a heap at the bottom. Freebird stoops down and grabs Silence by the throat he raises him for a massive chokeslam! Silence lies prone on the mat and Freebird begins to scale the cage wall, he climbs up then glides down to the HellGate, however, due to his damaged wing, his flight is ungainly and he lands badly, twisting his ankle. When he returns to his human form he is limping badly and he hobbles out of the arena.

*** BELL RINGS ***

WINNER: FLOYD FREEBIRD!

The cage is raised and the EMD's flock to help Silence.

Ozzy J: That Freebird creature is too dominating to wrestle!
D Boss: Yeah, Silence just didn't have a hope!
Ozzy J: So, Freebird takes first spot in the Road To Hell match.
D Boss: And Silence has to make do with second, not that there's much difference!
Ozzy J: True, anyway the next match looks like fun!

D Boss: Oh, right, Malice vs Fantasy You are so typical

Ozzy J: I's just a shame that Vixen isn't involved as well

D Boss: If you say so Ozzy.

"Watching you" is sung out by the choir and the black eagle, Morrigan swoops down from the rafters, Malice steps from the HellGate and raises he fist, Morrigan stoops and dives for the fist, he settles on Malice's glove and she walks down to the ring. Malice throws Morrigan into the air and he swoops up onto one of the turnbuckles. Divested of her eagle the member of Malevolence enters the ring, she prepares to wait for her enemy, Fantasy.

Tura Satana's "Luna" is sung next and The Demonweight Champion strides from the HellGate, she is clad in her Rosethorn Armour and she saunters jauntily to the ring, she blows kisses to some of the crowd, smiles seductively at Malice, who scowls, and climbs quickly into the ring. The ref gulps as Fantasy stesp up to the middle of the ring and beads of sweat break out on his forehead, he signals the bell and ducks out of the way gasping.

*** BELL RINGS ***

Fantasy and Malice circle each other warily, Fantasy porbes at Malice's defences with some tendrils from her armour but Malice cuts at the vines with a small silver knife. Fantasy darts in and gets a savage kick in to Malice's stomach, Malice gasps but when Fantasy moves in to capitalise she rakes across the succubus' eyes. Malice follows her advantage and cracks Fantasy in the jaw with her elbow, Fantasy spits at Malice angrily, and goes for a couple of punches, Malice blocks the blows but Fantasy brings her knee up into Malice's groin. Malice winces and Fantasy nails her with a Northen Lights suplex, sending the elf sprawling. Fantasy grabs Malice by the hair and pulls her roughly to her feet, the slaps Malice across the face with several stinging blows. They lock up and Fantasy mischeviously plants a kiss on Malice's lips she tries to slips away but Malice, angered by Fantasy's kiss, catches her and whips her into the ropes, as Fantasy bounces back toward Malice she is hit with a front dropkick, both women go down. Malice flips to her feet, and looks down at her opponent an unwise decision as Fantasy flips up and kicks Malice under the jaw, she uses the momentum to get to her feet. Malice stares daggers at her foe as they cricle each other guardedly, Fantasy just smiles sweetly, mocking Malice. Malice dives in for a clothesline, Fantasy sidesteps and pushes Malice down, the elf gracefully rolls over forwards, she gets to her feet and runs off the ropes, she heads for Fantasy who stands her ground and flicks her foot out, flooring Malice with a Yakuza kick. With a screaming cry Morrigan leaps into the air, he swoops at Fantasy, claws first, he rakes at the succubus but she dodges the eagle easily, however Malice has got to her feet and gets Fantasy with a crucifix pin, 1 - 2 - kickout! The two women face off again, this time Fantasy goes in to land Malice with a swinging Neckbeaker but Malice ducks it and hits her own neckbreaker in it's place! Malice gets up quickly and kicks her opponent in the kidneys several times before she rolls out of reach. Malice runs at Fantasy and hits a hurricanarana on the succubus, she covers again 1 - 2 Fantasy reaches up, raising her shoulders from the mat, she grabs Malice and clutches her tight, she writhes sensuously beneath the elf who breaks away in disgust! Fantasy ;laughs at the elf as she rolls quickly to her feet. Malice looks flushed and angry as she kicks savagely at Fantasy, the blows prove effective, enabling Malice to set up the Cast Down! She is about to make the cover when the lights in the arena go off, when they return there is a male figure stood at the HellGate, he is tall, slender, gracefull, elven. He wears a long dark cloak over dark silk clothes he is smiling horribly as he looks down on the women in the ring. Malice stops and stares, she pales visibly when she realises that the figure before her is her spirit mentor, Meridian. He raises a single, leather-gloved hand and points at the elf, she stands rooted to the spot, realisign that he has discovered her trick. Behind Malice Fantasy is struggling to her feet, Meridian turns and stalks back out of the arena, Malice shakes her head and turns back to her opponent, too late! Fantasy nails Malice with the Misery Ever after, she covers, delighting in having the elf beneath her, 1 - 2 - 3!

*** BELL RINGS ***

WINNER AND STILL DEMONWEIGHT CHAMPION: FANTASY!

Fantasy places a second kiss on Malice before jumping to her feet, straight into the arms of the recently arrived Chapel, he has jumped from the crowd to come to his tag partner's aid. He smashes Fantasy into the ground with a bodyslam then drags her up for a DDT, he leaves fantasy and helps Malice to her feet, checking she's OK, they grin at each other and Malice climbs the turnbuckle, Chapel picks Fantasy up onto his shoulders and between them the two members of Malevolence hit the Malicious Intent! Chapel throws the demonweight belt on top of Fantasy before the two of them stalk off into the back, EMD's run toward the ring, ready to administer aid to Fantasy.

D Boss: Wow! That guy must have been Malice's spirit guy! He sure looked pissed!

Ozzy J: Well, she did trick him using a piece of Darkness Primal instead of whatever it was she was supposed to give him!

D Boss: I guess but however, it did let Fantasy get the win and retain her title!

Ozzy J: Now we've got That fucking Anarkister guy and his tag partner The Relentless One against The Restless Souls

D Boss: Dear Lord! you actually paid attention to the card and are doing your job! Are you feeling OK?

Ozzy J: Actually, I'm not too sure.

"One" by Metallica is played next and the Restless Souls, Beast and Hellspawn come out of the HellGate, the stride to the ring accompanied by Floyd Freebird, Freebird limps a bit after his match earlier in the card.

"Anarchy for the UK" hits but The Anarkister does not appear, surreptitiously one of the ring official who appears to be sporting a large red mohican climbs into the ring, he strips off the ref's shirt to Reveal that he is wearing his wrestling gear beneath for it is The Anarkister! He looks nervously around, knowing that The Relentless One will be arriving shortly.

"Duel of the Fates" is sung by the choir of Totured Souls and The Relentless One charges down from the HellGate, It carries both tag belts which it dumps with the ring announcer! To begin the match The Anarkister and Hellspawn face off in the ring, their partners waiting on the ring apron.

*** BELL RINGS ***

Hellspawn and The Anarkister (TA) go to it straight away, Hellspawn's speed gives him a slight advantage and he gets an early legscissor takedown. TA gets up quickly and they face off in a staredown as they begin to grapple a disturbance on the outsidfe attracts the cameras. Floy Freebird has moved to the Announce table and has grabbed the title belts! He runs off up to the HellGate and disappears into the back, The Relentless One roars and jumps down from the apron, he charges up the ramp after Freebird, trying to retrieve the title belts. The Anarkister watches this events before grinning to himself. He stands there and lets Hellspawn nail him with a Hurricanarana, Hellspawn drags him back up, The Anarkister sighs and lays into Hellspawn with a big boot. He starts to kick Hellspawn viciously, slamming his foot into the other man's midsection. Hellspawn ducks away and comes back with a clothesline, he topples the Anarkister but the TA's kicks have taken their toll as TA takes Hellspawn down with a drop toe hold. TA puts Hellspawn in a Mexican Surfboard, Hellspawn struggles beneath him but cannot escape until TA decides to break the hold, which he does after about ten seconds.

The HellTrons light up showing Floyd Freebird backstage he runs to the locker room occupied by the Furniture Avatars and throws the tag belts inside, he heads off further down the corridor, when the Relentless One (TRO) arrives, he looks at Freebird, and, realising he doesn';t have the belts looks around for them. He crashes through the wall of the Furniture Avatar's locker room and proceeds to take them apart, all four of them, Bench Man, Dorsal Fin Dude, Jingle Belle and Broom Man end up lying on a pile of rubble, joints twisted to funny angles. TRO retrieves the belts and heads back to ringside. TA sees this and promptyl lies on the mat, desperate for either Beast or Hellspawn to pin him beofre his partner returns. Hellspawn tags in Beast and they insist on dragging TA up for the Total Carnage! They land it and Beast covers but TRO returns! He barrels down the ramp and slams into the ring, he struggles oward, ripping the canvas ring with his passage, the ref who had counted as fas as "T" before TRO slides down the mat toward TRO he ceases to count as he falls into TRO's clutches. There isn't much left of the officila when he is thrown back into the crowd, just a few viscera strung together with cartilage. There isn't much of the ring left and as is a common occurence in times of trial. The Ring Announcer rings the bell.

*** BELL RINGS ***

THIS MATCH HAS BEEN DECLARED AS A NO CONTEST: NO TITLES CHANGE HANDS!

The Regulators begin to attack The Anarkister who is left in the bottom of a twisted pile of ropes, canvas and steel. They Stomp on him viciously until TRO roars and begins to lumber toward them, they look up and struggle to get free of the ring. They grab two of the steel ringposts uprooted by TRO, they use them in a ringpost conchairto which almost slows TRO, He grabs Hellspawn and hurls him over the guard rails into the crowd before slamming Beast into the ringsteps with a massive powerbomb, TRO then throws Beast at the Guard rail, head first, Beast crashes into it and he slumps down. TRO seems to help TA to his feet, TA looks very nervous and he grabs his title belt beofre diving over the guard rwail himself and disappearing into the crowd. TRO looks puzzled but he is content to take his own belt and wander off into the back, or wherever he is going.

Ozzy J: Bloody Hell! That was horrible!

D Boss: What did you think of The Anarkister TRYING to get pinned?

Ozzy J: I guess he wanted to get out of sharing the titles with The Relentless One!

D Boss: There's no two ways about it, there is something in those belts that has altered him somewhat!

Ozzy J: Who The Anarkister? Nah, he's always been yellow-bellied!

D Boss: No the Relentless One you idiot!

Ozzy J: Right next off is the DeathMatch title Match between Quicksilver and that ah'riman guy.

D Boss: They've managed to re-build the ring to a standard that should work, mighrt wobble a bit but it'll be OK!

"Dinner at The Deviant's Palace" by Cradle of Filth is sung by the choir, with some help from the special sound effects crew. A scythe blade parts the black curtains of the HellGate, the lights flash white then off then on again, The robed figure of the "Ymir" Ah'riman walks from the HellGate, although his robe conceals his legs' movement. He stands in the ring, leaving the scythe Valkyriur in one corner.

"Parabola" by Tool is played and the Consortium Member and DeathMatch champion "The Faithless" Quicksilver makes his way out, he is booed a bit but he takes it in good order, only slamming one Demon's head into the guardrail on his path to the ring. He wears his DeathMAtch belt around his waist and carries a vicious-looking whip in the other hand. He divests himself of the belt at the Ring Announcer's table and rolls into the ring, leaving the whip in the opposite corner to Ah'riman's scythe.

*** BELL RINGS ***

Ah'riman looks coldly at Quicksilver who scowls at him, Quicksilver charges for a football tackle but the Ymir dodges, his speed helping him out of the way. Quicksilver manages to catch hold of the leather robe but Ah'riman whirls and kicks him in the back of the head, knocking him to the floor on his face. Quicksilver rolls away and circles the Ymir warily, Ah'riman reaches up and catches an object thrown from the crowd, a hlaf-full bucket of popcorn! He throws the popcorn into Quicksilver's face and follows it, he lanbds a Yakuza kick, and ducks back, but Quicksilver catches him by the robe and topples him. Quicksilver lands a fist drop quickly scoring a hit on Ah'riman's ribs. Ah'riman rolls away and gets to his feet, he looks at Quicksilver who is bearing down on him with a clothesline, Ah'riman ducks and The Faithless careers into the turnbuckle! Ah'riman leaps into a dropkick and knocks Quicksilver's face on top of the ring post. Quicksilver evident;ly caught the edge of the steel post as blood begisn to trickle from his forehead.

Quicksilver clutches at his forehead, wiping some blood from his eyes, but Ah'riman kicks him in the solar plexus, doubling him over, Ah'riman nails Quicksilver with a boot to the face, Quicksilver is seeing stars and Ah'riman backs off, he flips over the ropes and grabs some weapons from under the ring, he throws a couple of steel chairs into the ring, but enters with a light tube in his hands. A poor choice for the Ymir as Quicksilver comes from behind him and locks him in a Wrist lock, Ah'riman drops the Light Tube and it smashes on the canvas ring! Quicksilver releases the hold anmd catches the Ymir in a bodyslam, right onto the shards of glass!, Ah'riman's clothes absorb most of the blow, but splinters of glass stick into it's fabric. Ah'riman flips up onto his feet just to get a steel chairshot to the face! He goes down again and Quicksilver picks him up, he goes for a bearhug, trying to crush the breath from Ah'riman's emaciated frame, but the shards of glass dig into his chest and he releases the hold quickly, most of the glass falls off, but minor lacerations are visible on The Faithless' chest. Ah'riman ducks back, stooping to collect one of the chairs, he throws it at Quicksilver who catches it, only to have it kicked into his jaw with a massive dropkcikc from Ah'riman, Quicksilver goes down like a felled tree, toppling backwards onto another chair! Ah'riman runs up the turnbuckle and lands a moonsault onto the chair on Quicksilver on a chair! Quicksilver is sanwiched between the two chairs! Ah'riman rolls off Quicksilver, clutching at his ribs.

Ah'riman gets to his feet, still holding his ribs, he looks at his opponent, who groans in pain on the canvas mat. Ah'riman slides from the ring and obtains futher weapons, a bag of Light Tubes and a length of wood. He rolls under the ropes back into the ring where Quicksilver is just getting up, Ah'riman snaps the plank over his head and knocks him back to the floor. Quicksilver seems to be suffering under the onslaught, Ah'riman starts to place the light tubes on top of the Faithless, He climbs quickly up the turnbuckle. Ah'riman leaps for a swanton bomb, landing onto the chair that was underneath Quicksilver before he rolled out of the way. Quicksilver gets to his feet and drags the battered form of Ah'riman to his feet, he picks him up and lands a Powerbomb onto the glass tubes. Ah'riman, rolls in the shattered glass, more and more of which stick into his robe. Quicksilver grabs one of the battered chairs, he cracks it onto Ah'riman's head. A trickle of blood dribbles out of one of the eye sockets of Ah'riman's mask. Quicksilver picks up the Ymir and sets him up for the Dead Souls, he smashes Ah'riman down onto the chair, buckling it further out of shape. Quicksilver heads out of the ring, going underneath it to find a fifteen foot steel ladder, he slides it into the ring and begins to set it up. However, when he turns to face Ah'riman he finds the Ymir twirling the double-bladed scythe Valkyruir, thinking quickly the Faithless snatches up the whip and uses it to dis-arm Ah'riman of his scythe, wrapping it around the handle and pulling it from his grasp. Ah'riman uses the opportunity to dart in and nail Quicksilver with a back elbow to the face, Quicksilver shakes his head, trying to clear it. Ah'riman whips his opponent across the ring and into the turnbuckle, he scoops up the fallen scythe and attacks Quicksilver with the second side, it passes straight through his head without leaving any marks. Quicksilver's face distorts with pain, he is an easy prey for the Zenith, Nadir. He cracks Quicksilver on the ground and grabs the whip, he lays a couple of strokes across Quicksilver's back, The Faithless writhes in pain. Ah'riman locks on a crossface hold, Quicksilver grunts with pain, his face distorted with agony. As Ah'riman keeps the pressure on the hold the blood ceases to Get To Quicksilver's face, and combined with the loss of blood he begins to pass out, his eyes flicker open and shut before his eyes roll up into his head. Ah'riman finally releases the hols and drops his opponent. An official slides in and begisn to count 1 - 2 -3 - 4 - 5 - 6 -7 - 8 - 9 -10!

*** BELL RINGS ***

WINNER AND NEW DEATHMATCH CHAMPION: AH'RIMAN

Ah'riman collects his scythe and the DeathMatch title from the Ring Announcer he stalks off into the back, suddenly the lights go off and when they return, someone else has entered the ring. The Hunter appeasrs to be attacking the groggy Quicksilver, lifting him for a piledriver. He kicks him several times before the lights go off again, The Hunter has disappeared and EMT's rush to The Faitless' aid.

Ozzy J: What?! The Hunter just jumped Quicksilver!

D Boss: Is he trying to get at Veil via the Consortium members?

Ozzy J: Must be I guess

D Boss: Anyway, Ah'riman secured the win there and the DeathMatch title, this mysterious character has got his first gold!

Ozzy J: Lucky Him!

D Boss: Yeah, now that's all we've got time for folks, so good night and Good Sinning!

D Boss turns right to the cameras as the Credits for SWF's Monday Night Purgatory begin to roll, bringing the show to a close for another week.