SINGLE H RETURNS!!!
It is official, Single H has returned to TCW. TCW reportedly had to offer Single H several cases of beer, as well as a guaranteed title shot within the next six months. Single H reports that he is glad to be back in TCW, and looks forward to becoming the TCW world heavyweight champion.
The Hooded Clitoris has filed a suit against the TCW, claiming that he WILL NOT wrestle Single H. This matter could be tied up in the front offices for some time to come, so stay tuned. One can only imagine what would happen if Single H and The Hooded one would step into the ring together. And with a strong lineup including Johnny Foreskin and Pope Tom Paul returning, not to mention the signing of The Shocker and Coathanger,...this Fall looks to hold several dynamite matches!!!!!
August 28th, 2000
e-Gyno-Ration X Break up!?
It looks like De-Gyno-ration X may be dissolved. Slim and The Masked Vulva have both dissapeared, leaving only the Hooded Clitoris and Kitty to carry on the De-Gyno-ration X flag. Will they too leave De-Gyno-Ration X? Or will they seek out new singles stars to join them? If so, who would they choose...many say the signs point to Porn Star, The Shocker, Coathanger and yes, perhaps even Johnny Foreskin. Stay Tuned TCW fans.
TCW Signs Four more big names!!!
The TCW has recently signed The Shocker, The Coathanger, John Cougar Concentration Camp, and Desmond Black. All four have serious championship potential, and could seriously contend to take the title from The Hooded Clitoris by the end of the year. One person, who cannot be named for obvious reson, stated that The Hooded Clitoris was not at all happy about the signing of these superstars.
Desmond Black Furious over suggested Angle
Desmond Black was apparently not happy when people in the TCW front office suggested two different gimmicks to him. The first, "Bucky the good slave" made Desmond furious, however the second, that of a "Crackhead Willie" character sent him into an outrage unlike any seen in our federation. He has vowed that he will be the TCW champion before years end...adding that he will leave in his wake a trail of "dead crackers" after they feel the power of the white devil driver. Keep an eye on this guy, whoever he faces first could be in for a big suprise.
TCW recruiting going "very well" according to front office. The TCW office has reported that the recruiting has been going very well. Several top-notch area wrestlers have already been signed, and several others from within the TCW's 1 hour recruiting area are currently in talks with the TCW. The focus seems to be primarily on the Illinois region, which at this time appears to have the best independant backyard talent.
Single H shows well in handicap match!
TCW superstar, Single H, recently had a grand showing against two top notch competitors for the MWA (Meathead Wrestling Alliance). In the Match, Single H was speared and choked, but never submitted. He also landed several devastating punches and failed in an attempt at the Single H bomb. The match ended as local police were called to the scene for fear of a potential riot breaking out. Congrats Single H, you will always be a true TCW legend.