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It's been a hard week for me so I'm ready for a little HARDCORE action. Thankfully SUNSHINE didn't pre-empt ECW for something as trivial as the World Series, unlike MSG did last week.

-What is with that outfit on Prodigy?! MY GOD IT'S HIDEOUS!

-That was short and sweet, Rhino comes in, gores Prodigy for the 1-2-3.

-HOLY SHIT! HELLO REFEREE MIKE BELL! Good-bye Referee Mike Bell. Table for 1 courtesy of Rhino.

-November to Remember promo. I don't know about anyone else but I can't wait.

-Damn, Francine is skinny. When you can count ribs from the third row in the balcony, it's time to start eating some girl.

-Too many commercials!! Of course at least all of these commercials are promoting ECW, UNLIKE TNN.

-RVD v. EZ Money. Love Money but RVD? BORING!

-Hilarious Joey and Joel promo. Joel says something about 2 feet south of his heart, Joel measures and jumps back as if bitten. They then start talking about going to the website and voting for the best pervert pics. Joel insists everyone go because they have and erection going on. Joey corrects him and gets "the look".

-Let's see, great move, stop and pose for 2 minutes, another great move, stop and pose for 2 more minutes. WOW it's an RVD match.

-Hi Sam! *waving at the tv*

-RVD with a guillotine leg drop onto a chair, VERY nice sell from Money on that one.

-Hi Ian! Hi, Joe! Love those Atlas boys.

-Kick his ass, Money!! MONEY CLIP! COME ON MONEY! Yes, I like Money, don't we all?!

-OH JIMINY CRICKETS! I love the fact that the ECW guys are fan friendly but SELL THE FUCKING MOVE, RVD!!!

-Nice side kick, let's stop the match and pose awhile.

-Money screams like a girl!

-Hmmm, where's Hamrick?! or did I miss him somewhere?

-5 star frog splash, RVD wins. Why am I not surprised?

-BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!

-CW Anderson promo. Lars Anderson?! Whatever happened to him?

-Tajiri! Tyger's not a happy kitty, NO Sinister Minister! Come on, I'm having severe withdrawal here!

-Balls is still wearing the eye patch from Anarchy Rulz. Apparently a depth perception problem causes him to miss Tajiri's hand during the pre-match handshake.

-HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD! Tajiri is going to kill somebody with those kicks!

-Balls goes for the chair and is met with the green mist from Tajiri which leads to the tarantula.

-FBI break it up.

-Chilly to the rescue?!

-Balls with a chairshot on Big Sal, the big man goes down! TAKE THAT! Noooo, I don't hold a grudge for what he did to the Sinister Minister at Anarchy Rulz.

-Baldies! They get taken out by Balls.

-TABLE! TABLE! WTF LIGHTER FLUID?! FLAMING TABLE!!

-Balls has trouble with the lighter, guess who's going through the table?? Angel with a chair, BALLS through the table.

-Back from the commercials with a replay of Balls going through the flaming table. Sell it Balls!

-CORINO!

-Announcement: SUPER CRAZY RETURNS AT NOVEMBER TO REMEMBER!!!! ABOUT TIME!

-JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! Should be a great match. Wonder how long it will take before Corino juices. Shouldn't take long, looks like he already has some on him.

-CW Anderson comes out, claims Corino screwed him---keep it in the back---oh sorry, screwed him out of the number one contendership at Anarchy Rulz. MR. LYNN?! What a show of respect....UH OH! I spoke too soon, Jerry a pussy?! NOT HARDLY!

-JERRY makes the match a 3 way dance?! Since when does he have that power?!

-Out goes Corino via a clothesline from Jerry. All three are outside the ring and Jerry is in total control. Corino into the front row! THINK FAST! There goes CW over the rail. CATCH! Here comes Jerry. Fighting in the crowd, now this is ECW!

-Corino has juiced!

-Let me think, 3 guys fighting like madmen, should I stand there and wait for them to miss a punch, kick or other move and hit me?! HELL NO! I'm out of there!

-YES! Jerry's going to use Corino's blood as warpaint again, yes, I'm a sick kitten, but it's broken up by CW.

-Corino bleeds buckets?! Yes he does but that's because his a fucking idiot! He somehow finds the strenght to t-bone CW OUT of the ring!

-OUCH! Chairshot on Corino.

-EVERYBODY'S down! Those threesomes wear you out.

-Atomic elbows for Jerry and CW.

-A series of 3 counts and NOBODY will stay down.

-Here comes Justin! Super kick for Jerry apparently it was intended for Corino.

-Corino is eliminated after a caning and a ddt.

-CW is lying in wait for Jerry and takes it right to him, not giving him a chance to catch his breath.

-Cradle pile driver out of nowhere! JERRY WINS!

-ROFLMAO at the Doring/Roadkill promo. Danny spends the entire promo playing with Roadkill's beard. That was too funny.

-Jerry promo, he says he's keeping the belt.

-Justin and Beanpole---oh sorry, Francine. He says the belt is still his. Umm, last time I looked about 4 minutes ago, it was on Jerry.

-Bean--umm, Francine, tells him he better get it back or he's not getting any before walking out and say "now that's a shoot." Funny, I didn't realize that implants sagged.

-Justin calls her a bitch, that's my boy!

-DAWN MARIE! 'Nuff said!

-The show ends with a nice little promo from Cyrus and Rhino on RVD and his *cough* alleged *cough* pot use.

That's it for this edition. Give me a couple of days and I'll have this week's report done.

Tyger