For my next number...I'm going to suck

Now, I'm not an avid watcher of WCW television, but when I saw this on WCW one day, I knew that it had to be added to my site. Ya see, the difference between wrestlecrap.com and I is the fact that I've been known to attack the man AND the gimmick, where wrestlecrap just attacks the gimmick. The Maestro will be a good example where I attack the gimmick just to let you know...

Now, the Maestor would make his way down to ringside with crappy music playing in the background. The Maestro - complete with (beautiful) golden locks, and a crappy looking suit would make his way to the ring. Look at that flashy suit above there, isn't that nice..or...what? I mean, how scary could this guy possibly be?

Those pictures above are from the biggest pieces of crap that have ever hit the airwaves of WCW. As The Maestro would pluck out a tune on the piano while some chick stands there and pretends to like the song she's hearing...What exactly the piano playing is supposed to do - psyche out the opponents - cheer up The Maestro - I don't know, but whatever it was supposed to do, I'll bet it didn't work.

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE ABOVE! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS AFRAID OF THAT MAN? WHO IS AFRAID OF THAT MAN! ANSWER THAT! ANSWER THAT! IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF THAT MAN, THEN YOU HAVE PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE TRACED BACK TO NORMALITY...